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This Is Me. Take it - Or Leave it
I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=



Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.


I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.


I do not like when people have issues with typing.

iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.

advice

I have a friend that graduated last year, I dont see him much, would it be too akward for me to call him now even though I havent seen hime but once in the last 4 months?

~Nokomis~

It wouldn't be awkward. I've had people that I hadn't spoken to in almost a year call me and ask me if I wanted to go hang out with them. I don't think it would be awkward at all. I'm sure he'll appreciate the call and you two will most likely hang out after that. Give 'im a call!

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hey when i said my belly button was infected i ment my belly button ring was infected.. so how do i get it uninfected? any quick remedies?

You need to soak it in alcohol. Rubbing alcohol not the kind you drink. Soak it in rubbing alcohol overnight and then when you put it back in, clean your bellybutton with peroxide and you should be fine. Hope this helped.

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I am a 17/m and i really like this girl. I have a plan to ask her out. The only problem is that it involves two weeks and Valentines day. The plan is to leave notes in her locker with no name just ending it the same way. Should i go for the two week plan or should i just ask her?

I honestly think that would be really sweet leaving notes in her locker. Asking a girl out of Valentines day has got to be the most romantic thing a guy can do!! You should definately keep up with that plan! It sounds so cute, If I was her, I'd accept in a heart beat. That's the cutest idea I've heard. Go for it hun! Good luck! Hope this helped.

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Im on my name AlYsSa13192 and i payed for it yesterday and it wont let me decorate my page. Why wont it let me?

Paid accounts take up to 48 hours to be completely processed. So either by tomorrow or the day after, you're account will be completely processed and you'll be free to "pimp" up your page. Just keep checking in tomorrow and you'll be able to start decorating soon! Hope this helped.

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what re-fur? maybe its reifer ... i dont know but my best friend just told me he does that. I had no idea so i was like just like o.. can we talk about this later so i want to know what it is please

Ah yes, your buddy smokes the reefer! He's a pot head basically. Reefer is a slang term for marijuana. You need to tell him it's not cool at all. 0 is your brain o is your brain on drugs, and o is his butt hole and 0 will be his butthole in jail. Tell him to think twice about smoking! Hope this helped.

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ayo i know i got a column but i just wanted to know suttin...im planning on gettin my tattoo soon and i just wanted to know if it is painful?...iight no doubt `1

Depending on the size of the tattoo and where you're getting it will determine how bad it will hurt. If you are getting a large tattoo it will hurt. Also, if you get it near any bone ie: Shoulder blade, tail bone, ankle, hip, etc. It will hurt. It won't hurt as bad if you are a bit larger (fatter) because you got the meat to coushion the pain. If you get it on your stomach, arm leg (calf, thigh) it shouldn't hurt as much because there is more meat there to protect you. Hope this helped.

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my hands are ALWAYS cold. why is that and how can i fix it to make them warmer?

Since it's winter, your hands are normally the only thing exposed because your legs are covered by pants and arms and chest covered by a sweatshirt or a long shirt or sweater. My hands are always cold too and I can't really say there's anything to do about it, all I can say is to deal with it. I have to deal with it too. And many people say, if you have cold hands, you have a warm heart. So, it's not a bad thing having cold hands. Hope this helped!

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lets say u have a boyfriend but some one asks you to dance with them at a dance .. do u ?
thanks !

Sure! As long as you're not doing anything your boyfriend wouldn't like ie: Kissing him, touching him in his no no area, and grinding on him like there's no tomorrow, then I find there's nothing wrong with it. If you want to have fun, go out there and dance your heart out. There's nothing wrong with it. If your boyfriend is an overly jealous asshole, then you might have a problem. But I see nothing wrong with it.

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im thinking about having sex but i never did it before and i was wondering does it hurt?

Most people have said that the first time always hurts. The only way it hurts is if you've never had a guy finger you before. If you have been fingered before and you're "loose" down there then it shouldn't hurt. If you haven't, then it will. Make sure you're careful, use condoms and use them properly and if possible, try to go on birth control! Be safe. Hope this helped.

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My name is Kayla and I'm 13 years old. I started my period not too long ago. But I have skipped about 3. Is this normal for me? I don't want to be able to not have children or anything? Is it serious? Please help.

Sweetie, you're fine. The first 3-4 years of having your period, it's normally not on a perfect schedule. You'll be able to have children. It's not serious at all. You'll be fine! But if you keep stressing about not getting your period, it's not going to come any sooner. As a tip: If you do anything that causes stress or any physical activity, it delays your period. Nothing is wrong with you. You're FINE. It happened to me when I first started my period. You'll be fine. Hope this helped.

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A lot of people think I'm different, because I'm Jewish. Well, I consider it! And everyone else says, "Are you a catholic or christian?" ANd I say, "No. I'm way more on the jewish side." And they say, "Ooh, that's too bad." WHY CANT THEY MIND MY RELIGION? WHY DO THEY DO THIS? HOW CAN I MAKE THEM STOP? WHAT CAN I SAY BACK TO THEM?
Will rate high!

People are just assholes and for some reason everyone has problems with the Jewish religion. Apparently, Jewish people are money-obsessed and are assholes, which I think is completely wrong. I'm not Jewish but I have Jewish friends. Yes, a few of them have money but they aren't assholes at all. I don't know why Jewish people have a bad rep. Don't listen to people, they're stupid. Don't even bother saying anything back to them, they're just ignorant morons and they don't know shit.Hope this helped.

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everytime i get out of the shower my knees are all red and parts of my legs. why is this and is this bad?

Same thing happens to me only my feet and calves turn nearly purple. It's basically a mix between all the blood rushing to your feet and legs and the hot water warming your skin which causes it to turn red. Have you ever noticed that when some people get out of Phys. Ed. their faces are bright red? It's for the same reason, they're hot. It's not bad at all, it's perfectly normal. Nothing to worry about. Hope this helped.

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whenever i blow dry my hair.. it usually turns out poofy and not that straight. any one know how to blowdry ur hair straight or unpoofy? thanks!

It depends on the type of brush you're using. You need to use one of those nylon bristle brushes that is the round one and blow your hair out with that. You should also use Frizz Ease hair serum to help with the frizz and poofy-ness. I have the same problem because I have very thick hair and not even special brushes will work. And the nylon bristle brushes they aren't the ones that are plastic and the ones that have the little plastic dots at the end, just in case you were confused.

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okay 2 weeknds ago i had sex with this guy i have been wanting to get with...
Well.. we did it and now he wont talk to me at all.. I've been getting sick lately and i might be pregnant.. My older sister is goin to take me to get put on the pill... But what are some signs that will let you know if ur pregnant or not?
Ive been talking to many people and apparently no one has givin me the right answers....
Please help me....
~*~Confused!!!!~*~

After 2 weeks, it's hard to tell if you're pregnant or not. Wait until you're supposed to get your next period and if you skip it, chances are you're pregnant. Go to the pharmacy and buy an EPT (early pregnancy test) and take it. You'll get the results back within 5-10 minutes and you'll know. Also, it's flu season so you could be gettins sick from that. You normally don't show any symptoms of being pregnant after 2 weeks. By a month after, you'll start getting morning sickness, the missed period and all that crap. Go with your sister and get a pregnancy test. And for future, go on the pill. Also, did you even use a condom when you had sex? Because if you didn't then you could most definately be pregnant.

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Okay, well I just got mine, tonight...and I am NOT telling my mom. At least, not yet. I just have a few questions about periods....

1. How often should I change them?
2. Should I wear them to bed?
3. How many should I carry with me?
4. Where should I put them? I don't carry a backpack...or a purse.

That's it. Thank you! =D

Well, my suggestion is to start bringing a purse with you. If not wear a big sweatshirt and put it in the front pocket of it. Depending on how heavy you get it, that should determine how often you can change it. To start, if you get it really heavy, change it every 2-3 hours. If it's not as heavy then every 3-4 hours. Carry at least 2-3 with you. Keep them in your locker and when you need them take them out of your locker. Welcome to the world of being a woman. If you aren't in highschool yet, you'll notice when you get into highschool about 98% of the girls carry a purse for that reason. And I think you have to tell your mom. It's nothing to be ashamed of. It happened to her so she knows exactly what you're going through. Mom's always know everything about it and know exactly how to make you feel better about stuff like that. You should tell her. But if you're not comfortable, you should tell her by your next scheduled period. (28-30 days when you finish the one you just started) Hope this helped.

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does anyone no any really good books. My mom wants me to get into reading (i hate reading) so i need a good book thatti wont hate to read!

anything will do! thanks a lot!

Well, I'm not a big reader myself but there are a few books that I enjoy. My favorite author is Nicholas Sparks. He is the author of "A Walk to Remember" "The Notebook" and "Message in a Bottle" he is an amazing author. I suggest you read some of his books. Another really good book is called "The Shades of Simon Grey" I can't remember the author but it was a very very good book. I hope this helped.

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How do you do that star thing that goes out on each page.. and how do u get cursors ?..and do you know any good background sites?

You need this URL: *META http-equiv="Page-Exit" content=progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.Iris(duration=2,irisStyle=STAR)*
Copy and paste it into your profile. And instead of the *'s you need < for the first star and > for the last one. It messes up my answer if I put the 's. For great backgrounds and cursors go to this site: http://www.soupe-faerie.com. Hope this helped.

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Where can i get good backgrounds for my column?

http://www.soupe-faerie.com has great backgrounds and cursors for your column. Hope this helped.

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My friend has manic depression and I was wondering if any one like knew anything about it or like has it and can talk to me about it because i would like to learn more .

Maniac depression is also known as bipolar depression- Bi polar depression is basically PMS to the extream. You have horrible mood swings. You can be happy one second and the next be ready to rip someone's head off.. Symptoms of bipolar depression are: -Feelings of exceptionally high energy, happiness, and creativity
- Extream irritability
- A tendancy to be easily distracted
- A decreased need for sleep
- Racing thoughs and hper-alertness
- Increased moving and talking
- Grandiose idease, overconfidence and/or a feeling of being invincible.
- Difficulty making decisions
- obnoxious behaviour
- denial that there's a problem
- risk taking behavious including drug and alcohol abuse. Bipolar disorder tends to run in families and bay be inherited, but just because someone in your family has the illness doesn't mean you'll get it too. Children under twelve have been diagnosed with pipolar disorder, but it usually starts in adolescence or early adulthood (and continues throughout life.) The bumber of teen boys and girls with bipolar disorder is about the same.

Some books you can read about Bipolar disorder- A brilliant madness: living with manic depressive illness by Patty Duke and Gloria Hockman. A unquiet mind: A memoir of moods and madness by Kay Redfield Jamison. We heard the anges of madness: a family guide to coping with Manic depression by Diane Berger and Lisa Berger. I hope this helped.

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Hey guys, our Sadie Hawkin's dance is coming up, and I want a creative way to ask my guy. We're dating, and I don't really have to ask him, I just kinda want to. Lol. Some ideas have been:
Balloons
Puzzle
Cake (but that won't work because I can't bake...)
Um...I think that's all my friends have thought of. If you guys think one of these ideas is great, tell me, and lemme know if you have any other ideas! Thanks =)

Write it on your stomach in paint and pretend you're going to flash him but then only pull up your shirt up to your stomach. Put balloons all by his locker and then have a HUGE poster on it. If you have connections to the schools morning announcements, have it announced there. Jeeze, that was a hard question. That's all I can think of. Hope that helped.

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