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This Is Me. Take it - Or Leave it
I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=



Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.


I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.


I do not like when people have issues with typing.

iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.

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hi I like this 20 year old guy and he likes me I'm 16 in october. I really like him and he likes me. he is scared of what people will think if we date and the law my parents his ect ect ect. what I need to know is what can I say to him to make him ask me to be his girlfriend. thank you

I was 15 and dated a 21 year old, so forgive me if this sounds as if I'm telling you what to do. I'm 19 years old sugar, I've been there. You may think it's cool that an older guy likes you but TRUST ME because I have gone through it you have nothing in common with a 20 year old boy. You guys are at two completely different stages of your lives, and he more than likely will try to take advantage of the fact you like him so much. It's not a good idea, if you're a virgin, and you do end up dating this guy GUARANTEED he will take your virginity and more than likely break up with you soon after.

Like I said, I have BEEN THROUGH THIS, this has happened to me and I know how older guys tend to think. Its not smart to date him, but I know that in the end you're going to do what you please. Just be careful.

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okay so like sorry if this is the wrong catagory
but im a teen girl and it itches really bad around my vag lately just around it
and im not sexually active and i am so not ready to shave down there
but i dont think i have an infection and i will not at all go for a check up
what will help it

Try to use vagisil wipes, if it doesn't get any better you have to go to the doctor because it can become very serious. It more than likely could be a yeast infection, but the only way to determine that is if you have a doctor check it out.

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how can people honestly drink beer? it tastes so bad. i dont think the high would be worth it.

I actually haven't met anyone that likes the taste of beer. They drink it because they think it's cool and it's easy to get drunk on it. Since shots of tequila or vodka are too strong of a taste for it, they go for something more watered down like a beer.


And it's not about what tastes the BEST.
It's about what doesn't taste as shitty.
All alcohol tastes like shit.
Unless of course it's some fruity girly drink.

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How do you hide your age on MySpace?

You can't hide your age, the whole point of the age being there is so that people know how old you are.


If you don't want someone to know how old you are, go to:

Edit profile >> Basic info >>

Where your birth year is, scroll all the way down to some random year, like one that would make you 54 or 99 or something, becuase you clearly are not that age.

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ok tonight, sep. 15, is my high skool's homecomin dance, and it's a casual dance u see i want to wear my pink tank top w/ shorts and flip flops, but i also want to wear my brown strapless dress which goes up to my middle thigh and high heels

i cant make up my mind and either way i dress ill fit in with my friends cauz half of them are wearin dresses and the other half are wearin tanktops w/ jeans
what should i wear?!

You're really supposed to wear a dress to homecoming... It's semi-formal which would mean a dress. And personally, I think anyone that shows up to homecoming in a tank top and jeans will just look like a fool. I'd go with the dress.

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14/f
im a 32a[really small]
now my chest has been hurting for atleast two days.
not really hurting but like, my boobs.. they feel like rocks? lol everyones just like they probably growing, but i see no difference... do i have breast cancer or something?

You're 14. Your boobs are going to hurt and it means they are growing. But you aren't going to wake up with size C tits the next morning.


Another thing it could be apart of is PMS, if you haven't started your period yet, then that's probably what it's a sign of.

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how do you make cleaning your room fun?

You're gonna think I'm crazy, but I turn up the music really loud and dance around in my underwear. It's fun haha

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The skin (?) on my lips is constantly peeling off and it hurts so badly. I have to rip off the skin becuase it's very bothersome and painful if I keep it on, but it hurts like a biatch to peel it off, and then it stings afterwards. And it keeps happening.

Why is it peeling all the time?
And how do I stop it?!?!

Chapped lips is a sign of not being well hydrated. So, drink more water,and buy yourself some chapstick. Preferably chapstick medicated or cocobutter ((the stick form)) it looks like a glue stick but it works SO well on lips.

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a guy left this on my myspace. what is it supposed to be?

..
>
(O)

thanks!

.... It's a face.

Eyes, nose, and a mouth.

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what specifically is considered in the group of oral sex?

Oral sex is any sex act done with the mouth. IE: blow jobs, eating out, etc.


Making out would not be considered a sexual act.

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So at camp this past week this guy was like asking all these girls to be his gf and to give him blow jobs and stuff, and he kept on saying that he wanted to be alone w/ me, and whenever we were he'd be like "oo i think ur so hot let's get freaky!" then i'd be like "ok let's do it!" adn he'd be like "haha ur stupid." like he would get my hopes up and then just yank away the opportunity. What kind of a mental problem does this sound like to you? (meaning him)

it made me feel even worse about myself. I'm crying as i write this. I can't seem to get over this, it's like i'm taking it personally like he didn't want me just because of my appearance or w/e even though he already said i was hot.


:(

help.

Judging alone by this question, I'm assuming you are no older than 14-15.


He's a boy. Boys say stupid things. He's horny and has PROBABLY never had a serious girlfriend and a girl has probably never touched his penis. And when you say okay let's do it, either A: he thinks YOU'RE joking, B: He was joking the entire time, or C: He got nervous.

And there is no mental problem. It's called HORMONES.


I don't know why you're crying because a guy said you were stupid when you said you'd "Get freaky" with him. You're young, he's stupid, I'm sure you are too ((no offence young teenagers generally are, I was too so don't take it personally)).

Believe me, you'll have your opportunity to get a guy and have a boyfriend and do all those stupid sexual things that kids do. It has nothing to do with your appearance. Believe me.

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my boyfriend has fingered me a few times, and every time he's washed his hands immediately before. also he told me that he hadnt masturbated since the previous day too (every time.) and he hasn't touched himself at all while he's fingering me. but my period is a week late.

i'm just thinking its stress, because i was stressed about it being late in the first place, but please reassure me that i can't be pregnant.
thanks

No sperm. No fertilization. No baby. You're stressed.



Your not pregnant.

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Would aloe vera gel work as a lube in the case of giving a hand job? I dont really want to be carrying lube around in my purse.

Just use hand lotion.

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what college do you have to go to in order to be a successful anchor person..or tv host???

and what exactly does harvord teach?

It's not a specific college, but you should find a college that offers TV production and communications. Those would be good majors to help out for those types of carreers.

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ummm this is really random, but who won charm school? (VH1)

That Saphyri girl.

Then then gave Leilen 10,000 dollars. Mo'niq and Larissa got into a really big argument, then made up. And Larissa and Shay still hate eachother.


EDIT**** Well, the rest of that happened at the reunion show. But they gave her 10,000 dollars because Mo'niqe said that she was so proud of her and that she had grown so much and she wanted her to have money for her kids so they gave her money.

And the girl that won now has her own condo and her own businesses. She makes those silk wigs for people like cancer patients and she has a line of "lip chap"

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Well there's this boy who lives in Florida and I have been in love with him for 10 years last year. He's a total hottie and he's going on 16. I'm going on 14. I'm not sure a long distance relationship is going to work. I'm almost sure he has feelings for me and he knows I have big ones for him. I want to have my first kiss with him but I can't if he lives all the way in Florida! What do I do I really need some help asap!

You've been in love since you were 4? Wow... I thought boys had cooties then!


You're 14. Relationships at 14 don't last anyway, and long distance relationships especially at a young age such as you almost NEVER work. You're 14. You'll find someone else and you'll move on. Trust me.

Sure, it's not what you want to hear. But I bet when you're like 16 or 17 you'll forget all about him.

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how can i get the 'abortion pill'. and do i need a parent with me and do they have to know. because i wanna keep this a secret. && how do they work ?

It's called The morning after pill or Plan B.

You can go to Planned Parenthood and No, your parents do not have to know, and no you do not need one with you. And I will warn you, it can be expensive.

What it does is it slows down the fertilization process so that you can get your period.


I will also warn you, they do not always work.


Best of luck.

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does anyone know where to find really cute babydoll shirts for a decent price ?

examples :







have an idea?
i'm going shopping at south county mall tomorrow & i wanted to know which stores have the best deals on those kind of shirts. i looked online but its not really helping. so please answer asap.
thank youuu

Marshalls
TJMaxx
Target
Kohls
Fashion Bug
Urban Behavior
Hollister ((Clearance))

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okay.
im thirteen.
and i want two tattoos.
your jaws are probably dropping.
but.
i want to wait until im seventeen.
:]
now i want:
http://s151.photobucket.com/albums/s134/omgoshxitsxmeg/?action=view¤t=tattoos-2.jpg
that.
w/ a banner saying beautifully unique.
by the end of it.
[it ends to the lower left of my belly button.]
because.
thats what i am.
it should be crazily.
but that doesn't sound too good.
and the second:
http://s151.photobucket.com/albums/s134/omgoshxitsxmeg/?action=view¤t=angel-wings-2.jpg
across my shoulderblades.
:D
now.
i would majorly appreciate.
your views on the matter.
thanks in advance.

You're going to change your mind on what tattoos you want.

I know I did. I know exactly what I want now but I'm still going to wait another year til I get them so I KNOW that I'm going to want them..

And don't get something that people already have.

Think of something unique.

Too many people have that stuff anyway.

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i was jsut wonderin how affective the withdrawl method during sex is, becuase my bf and I used it the other day and i saw him ejaculate outside of me completely, but hte precum is what i am worried about. Do you think I should get Plan B today?

Not going to lie to you, I really don't know which way to answer this.

I'm sure for many many couples it is a very effective method. But, precum DOES contain sperm. And even the smallest amount of it can get you pregnant. While the chances are much slimmer, it is still a possibility, no matter how protected you are it is ALWAYS a possibility.


I do think that you SHOULD be okay. But, if you truely are that scared you should get the morning after pill. Stressing out about this however, is NOT going to make it better. Stress can cause your period to be delayed. And a delayed period is not what anyone needs.


I personally have done it that way before and I have been fine each time. But that's ME. Not you.


The choice truely is up to you. Sorry I couldn't help out better.

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