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I wanted to help someone with an advice question about a death in teh family, and I thought I'd explain a little bit of what the bible says about Heaven.. Only, I couldn't find any descriptions! Yeah, I found some for the new city of jerusalem God will make later, but nothing about the current heaven.. help?
Signed,
don't know where to stand... (link)
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It's true that the bible doesn't offer a whole lot of description about heaven, most is found in the book of Revelations. And Saint Gasoline, "And if God DOES change men into perfect beings when they enter heaven, how is that compatible with God's supposed gift of free will? If free will is so valuable, why would God ultimately deny it in favor of perfection?"
The only people who will be getting into heaven are the ones who CHOSE to accept Jesus as their lord and savior.
And most of the christian holidays were placed to coincide with pagan holidays by the early catholic church to discourage the drinking and orgies that usually took place on said holidays.
Sorry for the tangent. All you need to know about heaven is that it will be better than anything that we can possibly imagine.
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So, basically I have these problem areas that I've been working on for atleast the past year. I guess you could call them "love handles", my abs, and my inner thighs. I do curl ups (like 100 a night), these one leg things like 25 a night, and i dont know what to do about myl ove handles. Oh, sometimes I run about a mile.
I don't know what to do anymore.
Nothing helps.
Pleaseeee help. =)
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Love handles are sexy, leave em.
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I NEED HELP RESTORING MY LAPTOP! i've tried things, but it never seems to work. it has a trojan virus, and its screwing my computer up! please help
any advice would be greatly appreciated! (link)
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reformat. It's the easiest thing to do.
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where can i get power point ? (link)
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Microsoft office, probably limewire if you have it, torrents,
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Anyone know a good way to stop a habbit of biting my nails? I keep biting them w/out realizing it for a few minutes. My family keeps getting mad at for it. It's driving me crazy! Plese help. I'll rate high for god advice. Thanks! (link)
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chew gum
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So i'm a 14/f and (i live in a very weathy area,but am not rich)i have a disability called Cerebral Plasy, it effects the way i walk and is VERY noticeable.At school i am not popular ( not that that is very important) and people look down on me because of my disability. What they dont understand is that i am just like them: i am a girl who can talk and be fun and loves music and shopping and girly(ish)thing> what they dont understand is that i am just LIKE THEM. I am not saying i want to be a clone of them or anything, i just wish that they wouldnt judge me for my disability instead of getting to know me because i am JUST LIKE THEM (but not a judgeing bi***).
It is the same way with boys too. The problem is i was trained to be shy because i know they judge me, but i am not shy with friends of family.
What can i do to show them that i am not just some freak. (link)
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Unfortunatly, you can't force people to accept you. My little brother has Down Syndrome and he will probably never "fit in" with normal kids. That doesn't bother him though, he just goes on being the happy, nice kid that he is. If those people can't accept you for who you are, move on and find some people who can, they're out there it's just a matter of finding them.
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Is there any possible way someone can graduate early? (link)
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Yes.
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Hiya, my name is Diane I'm 13. I really like this guy, lets call him Tom. Tom and I used to hangout every Friday and I mean we've kissed and stuff during spin the bottle but it has never ment anything. In november i was at my friend Joe's party. Joe was with his girlfriend, Joe's other friend John was with his girlfriend and I was just with Tom like walking around this park we went to. Since we were alone we talked alot and he put his arm around me for a good 10 minuets...until I kindof push him off. Anyway since then we've been really close friends. We flirt all the time even when his girlfriend walks by (one girl dumped him cause of that). And he tells people he wants to hangout with me, but I want him to make a move already I mean i'm probably sending mixed signals or something but how do I get him to make a move? (link)
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You can't. All you can do is drop painfully obvious hints and hope he picks up on them. OR you could make him a cake that says "I WANT YOU" in icing letters. Either way should work.
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well there's this stupid gurl who wants to fight me. she wants to fight me because i looked at her in a dirty way. that's a bunch of bullshit because i always say i to her whenever i see her and she's the one who's always giving me dirty looks! i'm not scared to fight her it's just that i don't want to get in trouble. so what should i do? should i try talking to her? please tell me what should i do?
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Slash her tires.
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Does the phrase "You dont phase me" mean you dont bother me? (link)
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Yes. That's exactly what it means.
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If I take paracetamol today (for period pains) will it be safe to eat hash cookies tonight? (link)
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No. Drugs are bad. Pass on Grass. Don't feed on weed. Hugs not drugs.
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ok this is really random..but im so sick of all the same websites i go to all the time! anyone know anything new or that they like that i can check out? (dont tell me anything like bored.com, thats so stupid.) the things im already doing are like myspace, tagged, seventeen, emode, and this site. thats all i can think of really. so anyone know anything i would like? (im into fashion, music, clothes, celebs, meeting new people, anything!) (link)
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somethingawful.com
fark.com
theonion.com
weebls-stuff.com
newgrounds.com
deviantart.com
clockcrew.net
googlefight.com
googlism.con
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Are guys supposed to masturbate? This was a big issue at school today. I was wondering if most guys masturbate. K thanks .. ♥ Tiff (link)
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Depends on the guy. Most guys in their teenage years do because of raging horomones. If they continue after the horomones settle down, well then it's kinda creepy.
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You know when people write PS: on messages or notes? Well what does PS stand for and what's it for? Thank you. (link)
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Post Script, it's an addition to a letter that has already been signed.
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I am 5'9'' and I weigh 160 pounds. I lift weights, and have been going to the gym, but I have an awful habit of eating. Whenever I am near food, I go crazy, and eat everything in sight. Is there some mental exercise I can do to help this? And how many pounds should I try to lose? (link)
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Well you're really not that over weight, I'm 6' and weigh 170. And if you're a teenager then your metabolism is really high any way which causes you to need to eat more. If it really bothers you, chew gum whenever you get the munchies.
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ok i hope that this is in the correct category. well i masturbate wayyy 2 much. i kno i need 2 stop. 1 because my girlfriend doesn't like me doing it. 2. becuz its a little weird that i do it a lot. like whenever i get a boner ( and no1 is around or im in my room , if im at my house ) i masturbate. i only do it at my house and shit but still. Plus the major thing is that i need 2 do this for my girlfriend * i dont wanna loose her or risk loosing her *. please dont tell me 2 think of sumthing else, trust me i have tried, it doesn't work for me.
thanks in advance
tiredofit (link)
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Whenever you have the urge, chew gum, bounce a ball, just do something to occupy your hands. It does help to think about something that is a complete turn off though, such as fat people playing hackey sack, that usually takes the edge off pretty quickly.
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I am racially Jewish.
As far as my faith goes? I'm not quite sure. I was raised thinking Jesus is the true Messiah, not not worshiping him, per say. My father's side of the family has a lot of Jewish traditions woven in with Catholic ones.
I think Christians worship Jesus INSTEAD of God, and I don't think that's right.
I DO NOT want to be a Jew for Jesus. I'm sorry, I'm not praying in a highschool gym. Its not going to happen. I've prayed in both churches and synagogues, because I just say, "Hey, its the same God, right?"
But the way of worshiping Him is quite different. I have no idea who I am, where I fit, or where I should go to pray. (link)
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Well. christians believe in a tri-une god. This means that God is one being, but also three seperate entities. This is where the Father Son Holy Spirit thing comes from. As a Christian I worsip all of them, because by worshiping one you're really worshiping them all. Congratulations, you have asked one of the most difficult questions that can be asked of a christian, I hope that I have answered it to your satisfaction.
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OKay Im 13 female.. and my best friend is .. 12 male .. im serious he iS MY BEST FRIEND!
Well i accused my best friend of someting and ive been totally killing him and he just looks at me an f rowns.. and i cussed him out.. then i found out he didnt tell my secret.. someone else did.. and he told me wen i accused him HE WUD NEVER TELL anything about his BEST FRIEND and he said he loved me.. what do i do to apollogize.. and he tried to kiss me on the cheek and hug me.. and i turned around ! WUT DO I DO!!?!/
I WILL RATE 5!! (link)
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tell him your sorry, that you over reacted. then if he doesnt forgive you its his problem
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I just moved into a new house and my room is light pink and green. I am not into that at all, not one bit. But my parents won't let me paint over it. I'm not gothic; but my favourite color is black, i wear black all the time, i'm into heavy metal, my favorite band is Lamb of God and Insane Clown Posse. I like stars and hearts. I would probably be more into the colours if they were alot darker, but i can't paint! I asked if i could get a black stripe near the top but our painters' hand isnt steady enough, but I can paint some black into it, but where? Not the whole thing so what can i do? What can i do that will make my room alot less girly and young? Please help! I hate these light baby colors! (link)
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black makes a room seem smaller. Go with a dark green or blue. or even a dark red, but that can cause stress.
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i was just typing in advicenators and you no how like theres a history of sites you visited and so if your typing in www.a it will show up www.advicenators.com. so i was typing www and i saw bunches of porn sites like www1._____.com and www2._____.com and all that crap! and then i was going to www.b and it shows up the b word .com. i never went to those and its really weird! i swear i never went there but it is there and no one in my family or friends nos my password. please tell me whats going on!!! thx. (link)
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Sounds like spyware. Get spy bot and Adaware and clear that stuff out. Also you can go to tool>internetoptions>clearhistory Then do tools>internetoptions>settings for temp files>select all>delete
hope this helps
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