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well im 14/f and im starting to look around at colleges now so that i have a secure grip on my future.
These are the things i want to be:
-Magazine Editor (maybe publish my own?)
-Orthodontist
-Writer
-Archaeologist
what classes should i take for each of them? And which would be the most promising?
also any school suggestions are greatly appreciated. =] (link)
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You should major in fluid dynamics and male anatomy. That's what all girls major in.
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F/14
Ok. the frist question is one of my friends has had a crush on one of our guys friends((Lets call my guy friend Marc and my friend who has a crush on him Rosa))Anyway,Rosa has had a crush on marc for who knows how long but the problem is rosa and all my other friends know marc is gay.Rosa was going to confess to marc last week but she was soo nervous to say anything to him that she had a chance to tell him she left running away leaving all her things with me.
A friend of ours who knows Marc really well((I'll call her kate))Kate told Rosa that if she tells marc he'll be all 'Ewwwww.....how gross' to her,and she do'sent want that((even though there is a high possibilty he might say that since he can be really cold))I just dont want her to feel hurt.Besides she also likes someone else and I tell Rosa that she should just get over marc.
But she is soo determined to tell him and I dont want marc hurting her feelings.
So should Rosa tell marc her feelings or should I try reasoning with her and tell her to get over marc and go for the other guy she likes?
My second problem((though I really dont think its a problem or not i dont know))on valentines day i told my crush that I liked him.But he said he only liked me as a friend and nothing else.But the whole time I confessed to him he was blushing,scratching his head,smiling,I was ready to yell in his face and tell him to stop doing that cause that made me even more nervous that i was.
It's already been about a week since I told him and he still somewhat stares at me like before i i confessed to him.I just dont know if what he told me was true or not cause maybe he does like and is just too scared to admit it or is just not ready for a realtionship,or maybe his parents dont let him have a girlfriend.I dont know but he still gives me the signs saying'I like you' but just not that frequently anymore since I told him.
I'm sorry for the longness,but I serously need help for my friend and me. (link)
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Sorry, you're only allowed one problem per question. It's in the rules. Read them n00b
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Okay so I have a really big butt and like medium size boobs do guys like girls with big butts or do they like the no figure little twigs? 15/f (link)
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As the honorable Sir Mixalot once said: "I like big butts and I cannot lie." If black people say it, it must be true.
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Im 13 and have a really stressful life. I know, i do think how badly others have it, but that doesnt help with the way i think at all. Im not saying that i have a horrible life, but i just really cant take it anymore. Life just feels utterly pointless right now and nothing anyone has tried to do to cheer me up has changed my views on that. Yeah sure, its easy for most people to just say hold your head high and keep going. Dont let it get to you. But for me it just doesnt work anymore. Iv been cutting for around 2 years now, lately it doesnt feel the same, Like the pleasure has just been taken out of it. Im have plenty of trouble keeping them shallow too. The deeper and more severely i cut the more "real" and relieved of my stress i feel. Its a really bad habbit and i just want to punish myself, im even thinking about swallowing batteries/razors to damage myself from the inside. Just from the guilt of enjoying hurting myself on the outside. Im just surrounded by happy fullfilled people and it hurts. Alot. That im not like them anymore.. oh yeah, i remember when i used to be happy, till everything caught up to me, i just broke down. Its just gone down hill from there. The reasons why i started are farely complicated and would take a while to explain, but i have a agressive and abusive grandad and a whole bunch of other shxt that im not gunna bother typing out. I honestly cant even stand living on this planet. Please, is there anyone that feels like this? Its sad to think someone as young as me feels this way so deeply. I just really dissapoint myself. Non abusive advice would be nice to see,
thanks for reading. (link)
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What on earth could be so stressful at 13? Did you get your face shoved down a toilet at school? Maybe instead of hurting yourself you should hurt other people. That seemed to get those columbine guy's point across pretty well back in the day. Best of all, if it's still too much to take you can always off yourself too and become an hero! Quit bitching and grow a pair.
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Is it possible, that a guy can get sort of hard when a girl is giving him head, yet it doesn't feel good or make him horny? Kind of like treating it as an organ .. like would it just react like that? even if he didn't like it? (link)
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As a rule, when touched the penis becomes hard unless
A)it hurts
B)The guy knows the secrets to tantric sex. Which everyone should learn because it allows you to control those reactions and allows you to last longer.
To answer your question, yes he would get hard if getting head he didn't enjoy.
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hollister_lover09 and i answered the same wuestion you did, about the middle finger. well im forsure not emo, and my middle finger doesnt go all the way up, and i really dont think that you have the right to sit there and be like yeah, its the pussy way(or whatever you said.) when one. im not a pussy, my finger just doesnt go up two. bitch emo kids?.. oh come on now, would you really have the balls to say that to one of their faces?.. (link)
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I actually make a habit of saying it to their faces.
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Okay, so my WHOLE life I thought you just stuck up your middle finger like this- http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/157678/2/istockphoto_157678_middle_finger.jpg
But people at my school are doing this-
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/430062/2/istockphoto_430062_middle_finger.jpg
What's the difference? It seems like the gothic/emo/punk people do it the 2nd way.. but I donno.. (link)
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The first way is the correct way and here's why: it's right out there in your face. It says "I'm pissed enough at you to openly express my rage with a fully exteneded finger!" The second one however, is the sissified version. The middle finger doesn't quite want to rise above the others and looks pathetic. If you get the second one, reply with a double dose of the first one and laugh in that bitchy little emo kids face. Happy flipping!
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I have a problem because I really want to be in all the theater things and plays my school and town has to offer, but i'm only a good actress, not singer. I am a HORRIBLE singer. THis is so anniong because literally ALL of the productions in my town are musicals!! When I audition I have to embarass myself by singing, and I don't get a part/get a horrible part. Is there any way to solve this problem. Oh yeah and please don't tell me to take singing lessons cause there is no hope for my voice! (link)
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Move to a less musical based town.
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I masturbate wayyy to much!
I wish i could stop or atleast masturbate a little, less because I know its wrong according to what I believe, which is the bible.
I masturbate 1-5 times a day!
any ideas how to stop?
I know this question sounds, silly but I'm serious its become almost an addiction. (link)
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A lot of people are telling you that masturbation isn't a sin according to the bible. The act of masturbating itself may not be a sin, but what goes through your head while you masturbate most likely is. Lusting after someone in your mind is a sin. So unless you can masturbate without thinking about someone, it's definatly not consistant with a christian life. Even if you could it's not a good thing to do because your body becomes addicted to the ceratonin(spelling?) that's released when you orgasm, it literally becomes a chemical addiction.
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13/f. is it totally weird i get "urges" a lot. i'm only 13 but i always feel kinda "sexual". like, this might weird but i have this little stress ball and sometimes i use it as a sex toy. is this really bad? i'm gonna wait till i get married of course. but sometimes i feel bad cause i do that, or think about sex. i need some advice guys! thanks!
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It's pretty normal, it's just your horomones kicking in. Just don't let them control you.
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I use an itrip to listen to music in the car. Sometimes it sounds good, but a lot of the time its really fuzzy and staticky and nothing i do helps it. What should i do to make it not staticky and fuzzy? (link)
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If it gets fuzzy that means the station you're using is getting interference from some other source. You may be using a station that actually has a radio station on it. What I do is find a frequency that is completely static-ee then set my itrip to that station. It gets better reception.
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Does anyone know of any Halloween themed shooters, cocktails, punches, etc.? Thanks! (link)
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Get some 7 up or sprite and dump orange sherbet into it. It rocks.
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hi I'm a freshman in highschool and my mom just told me that I need braces I don't want to have braces!. I already have acne and need glaces I'm gonna look like a total geek. I don't know what to do. Is there anyway how I can fix my teeth without using braces?. Is there any invisable one?. Any ideas. Please. (link)
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Um the alternative to braces is crooked teeth. Which are worse. You could get contacts instead of glasses but if you get glasses don't get those stupid black framed ones. And everyone has acne sometime, it goes away on its own eventually. It's very uncommon for freshmen to be socially graceful so just suck it up and plow through that first year.
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Dear thewonderchef,
I feel awful for asking this question but I need to know how to deal with my room mate. She doesn't do anything bad, in fact she is wondereful; but that's where the problem lies. I'm afraid that I'm jealous of her and because of this I feel smaller and pettier than I ever have in my life. She's smart, beautiful, outgoing, and involved in just about everything. I've always had low self esteem and now that I live with her I can't seem to stop myself from comparing myself to her. Also, in our group of friends I feel amost overshadowed; we hang out with the same people and I always catch myself wondering if they like her better than me. Please help me; I know that this must sound juvenille and stupid but I've been feeling so sad lately I don't know what to do. I don't want to be jealous of her anymore- I just feel so second rate and pitiful that any advice you offer would be much appreciated.
Yours Truly,
T. (link)
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Tough problem. Everyone compares themself to everyone else at some point. You should realize that if these people are really your friends they like you for you and not her. As cheesy as it sounds, you just need to be happy with yourself. Whatever you do, don't act all distant from them, that never works. Best of luck.
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how can i become flexable without taks qymnastics? (link)
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Take a yoga class.
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okay, this is really creeping me out now. My dad measured my height and he noticed that my right foot is bigger than my left foot. I've played soccer for 6 years and i'm a righty... is it because of this? heres a picture
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7691/myfeetzr6.jpg
Please help! how do i get my feet the exact size?? thanx (link)
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Nah, somepeople just have different sized feet. My right foot is almost half a size bigger than my left.
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is there a way to plump lips at all besides buying those expensive lipsticks and glosses..any home remedies? (link)
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There were a group of transexuals on CSI who did it by injecting motor oil into their lips. That seems a bit drastic though.
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If god loves every one then why dose it seem that being gay is wrong. im a big gay rights person and i dont understand how in most religions its like one of the bigest sins (link)
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God does love everyone. He just doesn't love all the stuff we do. You're confusing loving someone with not caring what someone does. If you love someone you don't like to see them doing harmful things do you?
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WELL my friend is way over weight...and she wears a 2 peice, and she looks really sick in it. She's really just embarassing herself by wearing it. How do i tell her this!? Or should i just let her embarass herself?...Help..its really sick!! (link)
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I think worrywart is probably "obese". As for your question, I would just let her do it. Eventually she should pick up on people laughing at her or being grossed out by her rolls. By the way, you really are a horrible person for asking this question.
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A day before Easter, this guy said he wanted to be more than friends with me, but I had a boyfriend, so I told him we could be friends with benifits, and we
were pretty much boyfriend and girlfriend, we did everything together! So, eventually I dumped my boyfriend for him! So then, we were pretty much really boyfriend and girlfriend. But recently, my friend Jessica, she's like, my bestfriend, asked him out, and I guess he said yes, so then, him and I became friends with benifits again! And that was okay with me, except for that he told me he doesn't like Jessica, and He only wants me in his life, he told me he is in love with me and he is going to dump Jessica for me! I told Jessica everything, I mean EVERYTHING! She wasn't mad, only upset! She is a good friend, and she understood that she couldn't be mad because I had him first! But in my school, I'm really popular, and she is kind of a Geek! Nobody likes her, and she hardly ever gets any decent boyfriends, and I get whoever I want, whenever I want, pretty much. But since she finally has a really hot guy, i don't want to hurt her but taking him from her, but really i had him first! but he's gonna dump her, and i want to go out with him, not only be friends with benifits! and he feels the same, but she is in the way of everything! him and i are in love, you could say, we both love each other, and he dosnt have feelings for her like, at all, so what do i do?!?!?!? (link)
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First of all, this is deliciously ironic. The fact that you dumped your boyfried for another guy and then he turns around and pretty much does the same to you. Sounds to me like this guy, however great he may be, is ruining your friendship with Jessica. You would both probably be better off not dating him. Or if he's worth it, it comes down to who is more important. But if you can have "whoever I want, whenever I want," then you should probably just wait for the next shallow guy to come around. Hope I helped Ms.Popularity, weaver of impressive tangled love webs.
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