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I'm a logical, very conservative nice-guy. Ask me anything and I'll give you a true answer.

I'm good with family issues. I can help a lot when it comes to 'can I get pregnant or a disease doing this' type of problems.
I'm no professional, but whenever I read professional advice, I find myself reading what I would have told the questioner to do.

I'll be frank and I'll try my best to help you out. I've seen so many things in my life even at my age and I always try to give friends advice before I have to watch a bad outcome.
Those who take it are lucky. Kidding, kidding.


By the way, I've heard it all before. Incest, rape, balloon fetishes, car stuck in mud fetishes, theft, physical abuse, gun crimes, bondage, bird sodomization, furries, teddy bear pregnancy questions (more than once), you name it, I've heard it all (Watch The Aristocrats if you don't know what I mean).
Don't be embarrassed. Even if I don't approve of what you've done, I will give you my best advice.
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Oh yeah, another thing.
If you send me idiotic questions about my personal life, I'm going to ignore you.
EXAMPLE: Note that this yotch doesn't even know I'm a dude.

"My boyfriends eating me out now have you ever been ate out ore sucked dick"

Don't ask questions like the one above

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so, this guy has had a girlfriend for 2 years, and says that he is breaking it off soon. he texts and calls me almost every weekend at like 1130 asking me to come over. i really do like him, but i have told him so many times that as long as he is still in a relationship, i dont want to get involved. he does not understand that if it is kept secret it doesnt matter... how can i get it through to him that it is not going to happen while he is still with this girl? (ive tried everything, even just saying that multiple times, but he wont give up) anyyy advice?

I wouldn't get involved with him at all. You don't want to be his next girlfriend he tries to sneak around on. Not all girls are as nice as you and some wouldn't care.

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well to start out my mom is an alcoholic...she benge drinks..meaning she'll go on a month spurt of where all she does is lay in bed and drink. this has hasppened for my whole life..i can't remember a time when it wasnt going on. She is also bipolar..drinking is a symptom of this disease but they diagnosed her seperatly. well my whole also she has kind of isolated me from the world..wanting me to spend all my time with her. I didnt all the time but she made me spend mosto f my childhood with her. i am now 16. she still does this. we have been fighting so hard and i cant even tell her when i have a bf. no matter anyway if i did because she wouldnt let me see him. I have no life partly because of her. We have sat down and had numerous talks and deicusions but ir always goes back to normal. i told her that whe needs to get friends but all she says is that i am her everything and thats how she wants it. I DONT want to be all she has for many reasons. 1. im going to leave and move FAR away...so where is that ging to leave her? and 2.i need a life. I stay in my room most of the time because all she does is yell and scream and call me names...yet she wants me to spend time with her nearly 24/7. I awm so low all the time because of everytning she says to me. I ahve told her awnd talked to her about that 2. she apologizes and its ok for a few days and then it goes right back to it. She takes away all my things whenever i dont do something she asks...or even if i bring home nething lower than a b+ (yes that means ANYTHING lower) im not exagerating one bit. this is what i live with everyday and im so tired of it. i want a normal life. my point is Talking does nothing we have sat down and tried...its like it goes in one ear and out the other with her. i need a way out but i dont know what to do

When you are 17, you can move out. Find a friend or me place that can help you and get a job to give them some money.

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Hellooo
I'm 15/F and a sophomore
I was wondering if I should go for this guy I like.
He's my age, he's super sweet, really cute, smart, funny, and respectful. The only problem is, his best friend is my ex boyfriend and we had a REALLY bitter break up :/ to our friends, it would be really wrong if anything were to happen between us but I have really strong feelings for him and I don't know what to do.should I go for him, or not? And if I should, how do I let him know how I feel?

Don't do it.

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I'm going on a school skiiing trip the 24th, i've never gone skiing in my life..what in the world do i ski in? and what should i wear?

Helmet, goggels, windshirt, windpants, longjohns.

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alright, i weighed like 158, and now i weight like 168, because of xmas. i really need some help getting on my diet, im trying to ween myself off of the junk food and eating too much, its just really hard. Any fast ways of doing this??

i serioulsy need to get back where i was so i can look good in a bikini

Quit cold turkey (don't wean yourself). Do cardiovascular exercise.

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Hi, I need some advice...so anyone PLEASE HELP!!I love this guy named Matt...he's so amazing... tonight I am going to write a email to him( if my friend finds it) I am going to tell him how I feel about him... my friend is his friend on my space...she says he likes girls who mean it when they say they love him.I absolutely do!! I don't know what I should do when I go back to school Monday... how I should act...I'll be happy that he reads it..(if he does) but..I'll be extra nervous. I am so shy around him... I can't EVEN talk to him... so someone help me out...also do you think he'll not read it even when I say to?? Please...I would like ANYONE to try to help... thanks to whoever try's to help..
- Mattlover

I don't recommend you tell him you love him right away, especially in an email. Just let him know you're interested and let it go from there.

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I remember reading quotes from the bible that supported homosexuality, but I can't remember where I found them. There were more than one, and they were not too ambiguous. Anyone?

Yeah the Bible is totally cool with homosexuality.
APRIL FOOLS!
You almost got me!

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I'm going for the first time to get a hair cut by myself soon. Yay no parents and just friends ! What shape head looks good with side bangs ? Might get side bangs OMG so excited !

Bangs are usually for 12 year olds (assuming you're a girl). I'd grow 'em out.

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My mother gave both my partner and myself a $100 check for Christmas, as she did for her kids, inlaws and grandchildren.
Being the third and last child and being gay I have always felt forgotten, and not treated too well.
For example, two years ago for her birthday I called two weeks in advance and asked if I could take her out for dinner. "Stay home and send me a card" was her response. The day before her birthday she called to say my brother had asked her out and asked if I wanted to come.

Last year she wanted the family to help with her party. We all had to wear name tags and my partner's said "friend" where everyone elses said "son in law," "daughter" etc. Both he and I were always there for her, when she broke her ankle, when my dad passes away etc.

So I don't want her stinking money but I don't want to offend her either.

She called today and left a message about why the check didnt' clear. My partner said to use the "my dog ate it," but I'd just like to say I don't want her money. A card with a sincere message would mean a lot more than a $100 check.

Look at it this way.
Your mom has been avoiding you because you are gay and she's embarrassed you are gay.

You have a few choices:

-You can accept how your mother acts and keep your relationship with her as it is.

-You can decide you no longer want to associate with her either.

-You can remain celibate for the rest of your life (if you are a Christian, as you celebrate Christmas) because you are gay. Tell your mom you've broken up and see if she changes (assuming she's a Christian).

The important thing to remember is 'she is not going to change' for you. Never. Over the years, she might care less and less about your homosexuality, but there is nothing 'you' can do to make her change. You can either accept it, break your ties with her or keep associating with her as she is.

As far as the money goes, well, I don't know if she sent your brother $100 bucks, but if you don't want the money, you can donate it to charity or tell her you spent it on dildos and such.

However, you need to decide what you are going to do or else there is going to be a lot of drama every time you receive a gift from her.

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theres this girl i know and i try to be her friend and stuff but she says like she doesnt need friends and she has had no friends at all. we're both in seventh grade.. and i cant believe it. i mean i even thought i was kinda her friend.. but i guess not. she acts reeeeally weird but she also likes anime and drawing pictures. like she draws all the time even during school and has like probably hundreds of pics done. they're good and i like drawing anime too but sometimes it would make sense to be socializing but shes just sitting there by herself coloring or something. and then when you talk to her she talks... really weird like all hyper and stuff and like once i was fooling around and i combed her hair a little with a comb i found and she scribbled a pen on me and im like "you dont do that.." and she did the same to someone else.. i mean we're just trying to be friendly but its like she doesnt value our friendship because.. well i dont know why. she doesnt think friends are important.. arent they? i cant imagine living without them.. its gay and drives alot of other people away from her. i dont mind if shes a little eccentric (COUGH ALOT.) but like she should try to be my friend or does she even value being my friend? ugh.. and some girl i know hated her because everyone else did in 5th grade.. or they didnt talk to her because she was so weird. and she brought it up to her and we're like "wtf" because thats like 2 years ago! people have been immature and changed. but like... she wants people to talk to her but... she doesnt want friends? ADVICE PLEASE!!!

It sounds like she might have social issues. It could be anything from Asperger's to hormones to high functioning Autism.
If you say you want to be her friend, and she tells you she doesn't need friends, then she obviously doesn't want you as a friend.
She sounds like an eccentric who's ok with being a loner, and if she's ok with that, then there's no need to worry right now. She might change in the future.

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NEED HELP ASAP!
I'm 15 and female.
I am going over my boyfriends house tomorrow and he wants me to give him a handjob. I want to, but i've never really given one before. I've given one once but it was on a dare and..well it's complicated..anyway...i'm not exactly sure how to do it. and for how long? Thanks soo much!

Well sense you sent this message directly to me, I'll answer it even though you seem a bit young to be doing that.

Lube - Lotion, baby oil, etc
It could take anywhere from 2 seconds to 1 hour depending on the guy.
Try different speeds and grips
http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/00favorites.html
Friend linked me that site once.

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ok.... so im 13/f and at school my bestfriend started hanging out with this girl that i got into a fist fight with and became bestfriends and then she got mad at me cause her boyfriend said he liked me instead of her then she got like almost the hole school against me and started calling me a "fat ugly cow" and that "i look like a side of a cow" and started wrighting on the walls about me i love her like a sister and all but is she really my friend

That friendship is loooong over. And if she ever apologizes, you can forgive her, but that doesn't mean she's your friend and it doesn't mean you should associate with her.
A friends stick by your side. Friends are the ones telling you it's OK when an ENEMY like her verbally abuses you.

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my best friend, hes amazing, loud, hiper, HOTT (!), and depressed. and i cant help but have feelings for him, i mean im a horney girl (lol). but i miss him, he was admitted to the phsc ward in a hospitale. and i havent talked to him in 3 days. and i need to talk to him sooooo badly. but like he knows my number, and i know that there is a pay phone there. but i know he has like really bad depression and i know he gets embarrassed easily, and i know he likes me. and he dosent know i know hes in there. but his mom told me (and his mom told him to call me). and i know he has feelings for me. do you think hes embarrassed? what do you think i should do?

Indeed. Males, in general, do not like to look weak. He needs some time to recuperate, so try not to take it personally.
Also, if he's as depressed as it sounds like he is, it's not healthy for you two to be in a relation ship. What he really really needs right now is a 'best friend' who will stick by his side.

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Now i have a friend and i have had this friend for my hole life 15 years and we talk about everything a girl can talk about nail hair and boys. But latley ever since she has been makeing me really mad liing the guys i like taking my own friend aay from me never telling me when someone talks about me and talks about me to others now 15years is a long time and i ahve never seen this behavior from her befor do i throw that 15 years of friendship away????


now i have another friend i have only known for about 3 years and she always trys to make me jealouse by hanging with my other friend i was talking about and just leaving me!!!!


and my grades are bad i just feel like my life is all mest up!!!!

You're going through a rough age where people tend to start to be wild and mean. Tell her you can't be friends with somebody who treats you like that. Explain that if she's willing to change, you're willing to be friends again.
Then move on. It's hard to move on when you've known somebody for fifteen years, but I met two best friends when I was 15, so you have all the rest of High School to go. Don't sweat it.

Freshman grades are usually low anyway.

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okay so i've been searching for so longg..does anyone know the total amount of employees and the annual budget in the department of defense?

any good websites for information on the department of defense? i've been looking everywhere and can't find much.. thanks!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Department_of_defense


US Military Budget: $532.8 billion (2007 official)

Employees: 700,000 civilian
2,300,000 military (2004)

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ok so i just watched teh movie Elephant and umm yeah a little confused right now it was kind a werid movie but i just wanted some other opinions on the movie like basically what you thought about the movei if you've seen it obviously and dont worry you have your own opinion so just say what you thought please and thankyou in advance

It was a love it or hate it movie. See what 583 people thought.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0363589/usercomments

Or see how 16964 people voted on it. 1-10
http://imdb.com/title/tt0363589/

From my experience with the ratings on IMDB.
5 sucked pretty bad
6 is dull
6.5 is an average movie
7 is a very, very high rating.
8 is one of the best movies ever made
9 is unheard of

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can you get aids from like drinking after someone who has them ??

(i dont have them i'm just asking lol)

Sex (even with a condom)
Breast milk
and Blood
are the three main ways to get it.

The person would have to have an open soar on their mouth, and you'd likely have to have an open soar on your mouth.

Most doctors say the risk is negligible.

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ah, he makes me laugh A LOT!
i was wondering if there is anyway i can get his videos off of myspace and put them on my ipod?

https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/3590/
It works great and it's from Mozilla so it's pretty trustable.

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soo me and my boyfriend are planning on having sex for the first time soon. it will be my first time, but not his. what do i need to know?

http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache:ULB_8OZR0AwJ:www.positive.org/JustSayYes/safesex.html+lubes+for+condoms&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=4
I�ve always found this particularly important.
�Lube is especially great for women the first time you have intercourse, or if you tend to get sore. But always use a WATER-BASED lube (such as KY Jelly, Astroglide, Aqua Lube, Wet, Foreplay, or Probe). Oil breaks latex. Don�t use Vaseline, hand creams or lotions as a lubricant.�

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Okay. So, I've been looking all night for this certain code::

You can type in a certain number and then on your myspace page it will say you have that number of friends instead of the amount you really have.

Does anyone know this code??

Thanks! :]

Looks like nobody is answering this, so I'll go ahead.
http://chasebadkids.net/friends/friends.html

It's right under 'number of friends' text.

You'll also need to set up the custom friends icons and stuff, I think.

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