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ok whenever i go number 2 its been hurting and there is even blood when i wipe..and sometimes even in the toilet. trust me , this is not my period. this didnt just happen once or twice, its been happening for awhile.
whats hemroids? is that what i have because doesnt it have to do with something like this?
what are the dangers if i dont tell anyone (it would be mortifying if i had to go to a doctor and have him look at me because im not 10 anymore, im 17.
has anyone had this problem before or known someoen with this problem?
what should i do?
It kindof does sound like a Hemorrhoid, or perhaps something you were born with. I'm no doctor - most people here aren't - I would suggest going to a doctor. You're seventeen, right? So don't go to a pediatrician, go to a gynecologist. Not to frighten you or anything, but it could be cancer. One of my aunts had cervical cancer. This was when she was eighteen. Most girls will go to a gynecologist when they're seventeen or eighteen, but they also go when they have a "problem" or an "issue." I do believe this is a "problem" or "issue." Do a little research on hemorrrhoids and cervical cancer, and head over to the doctor. Tell your mom, also, but if you're not comfortable showing her, just ask to go to the doctor.
I know that it will be really scary to go to a gynecologist... that's one of my biggest fears (you know, up there with the rapists, murderers and kidnappers). But you do have to realize, this is a part of thier daily living - they're used to it - even if you're not. But for your first time, get a woman doc.
Good luck!
*IC
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
-- Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
what does "getting wet" mean? i know...its embarrassing
13/f
I always figured it was when you took a water hose and well, got wet. Or got into the swimming pool and well, got wet. Perhaps it is when you take a shower and you're ... all wet. Maybe it's all of those, maybe it's none.
*IC
Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear,
And he shows them pearly white. -- Bertolt Brecht, The Threepenny Opera
can someone find me a pic or a diagram of kelly clarksons room
i'll rate 5s
please this a big emergency
Perhaps if I knew the emergency I could help better... but here's what I came up with:
http://www.google.com
That should help you a great deal.
*IC
Are you real?
I want to know
Are you real?
Then let it go - KJ-52, Are You Real
ok i'm almost 13, i havent gotten my period yet and all my other friends have. should i be worried? i mean im 53 and 120 lbs what should i do?
Nah, no reason to be worried. You can be as old as 17 before you should be worried. Some girls don't start their period until they're 16, 17 or even 18, while other girls start theirs as young as 10. Don't worry if all of your friends have gotten theirs and you haven't. God made every girl different, your time will come.
*IC
Come back and haunt me
Follow me home
Give me your motives
Swallow me whole - Sooner or Later, Switchfoot
I just read the question written by that wiccan girl, and I would like to say that if they have no moral basis, then how do they know the difference between good and evil? Just to refute the feedback that you recieved...
Thanks, the feedback doesn't bother me though. Moral basis has nothing do to with good and evil. Humans are programmed to know what is good and what is bad. When you were three, and your momma told you not to eat the cookie, and you ate it anyway, didn't you know it was wrong to eat the cookie? Yeah, you knew it was wrong. All three year olds know that when their moms tell them not to eat the cookie, if they do it, it's wrong. Those three year olds don't know what morals are, they don't need to know. They know what is right and what is wrong. The Bible is the foundation of America. George Washington was an adamant Christain. He never gave up, he fought the good fight and finished the race; he kept the faith.
Don't tell me that Wiccans don't know what right and wrong is... they know, they're just in denial.
*IC
Don't be a lemming.
I am a Wiccan and so is my boyfriend. I told my mom he was (but not me) now she won't let me see him. My mom's a very conservative Christian who is very judgmental andtakes everything personaly. Should I tell her I'm a Wiccan, my boyfriend says I should..because even though we can sneek and talk we can't sneek and see each other and I'm only 16 so I still have 2 years before I can move out.
PS- I'm worried that if I tell her she will have me on complete lock down
Exodus 20:12 - Children obey your parents and you shall live long in the land of your fathers.
That is the fifth commandment, honor your Father and Mother. Maybe you are a different religion than your mom, so what? That doesn't give you a reason to disobey. There isn't an "out clause" saying that "Because you are a different religion, you can disobey your mom." It doesn't work that way. If your mom says you can't see that boy, YOU CANT SEE THAT BOY! Tell your mom that you're a witch, sure. Go ahead, that's probably a good idea... but she's not going to like it. If she tells you to stop, you have to stop. OBEY YOUR PARENTS AND YOU SHALL LIVE LONG IN THE LAND OF YOUR FATHERS. What that means is if you obey your mom and dad, you'll live a long happy life. You might not be rich in material items, but you will have wisdom and knowledge. But if you disobey, you shall surely die. Not really, but you'll be judged according to your actions.
*IC
Genesis 1-11 : The foundations of the Earth and World as we know it.
Exodus 20 : The ten commandments
Revelation : What is to come
How old are you, really?
*love is like a war, easy to start, and near impossible to end*
Why would you like to know? If you must know, do the following math problem to find out. Go against the laws of algebra and do the problems in the order that you come to them, left to right.
30 - 18 x 2 [divided by] 4 x 3 - 7 + 3
Once you figure that out, you'll know. If you do it correctly, that is. Sorry about the lame "[divided by]" thing, I couldn't find a key that would make that symbol. *shrugs* Oh well. Why do you want to know, anyway?
*IC
I see tears in all things
Everything is broken
I hear them crying
Everything is broken
Can People List Examples of how they put their make up on and what they use
I get up in the morning, wash my face, get dressed etc. Then I feed my horses, cats and dogs. Then, if I have time, I'll eat breakfast. Then I begin school. After which I will mess around until supper when I feed all my animals again, help cook, and then mess around until bedtime, then I wash my face, brush my teeth etc.
If you notice, I didn't put on makeup. It's bad. eww.
*IC
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
whats the dif. between givin head and a bj??!
thx for any answeres! i rate high =)
How it's spelled. Both are equally stupid, idiotic, risky and disgusting.
*IC
Get a life, most everyone else did.
today i had pop rocks and soda and now i'm being told that it's bad for you and i'm scared something is gonna happen to me!! what, if anything, is going to happen to me?!
Nah, that's urban myth. Though it would be really cool if the pop rocks really did go nuts and 'pop' like crazy inside of you when you drank soda with them. I'd be addicted to doing it. But, nothing will happen to you. Except, maybe, a sugar high.
*IC
EEEEEVVVERYONE MAMBO!! *cha* *cha* *cha* *cha* *cha* *cha*
ok... my boyfriend and i broke up.... i wen to the place where my friends hang out..... he was stripping on a table.... my friends grabbed me and through me up next to him.. he was naked.. i was in my bra and undies. he kissed me then i punched him.. i put my clothes on.. but accidently put his shirt on. he came over one day to get it. i was napping at the moment. he layed down next to me. i knew he was there. i was pretending to sleep. i was on my stomach at the time. he kissed my cheek. i turned over but still pretending to sleep.i was then on my back... he whispered in my ear.. i just need my shirt.. so he took it off. i still was pretending to sleep. i was in my bra. i did not care because he already saw me. then he put his hand down my pants and fingered me. i popped up and made out with him. was that a stupid mistake? should i like do something to him?? we are not officially boyfriend and girlfriend again??? i need advice.. should i give him another chance?
13/f
Uh.. why were you in a strip club to start with? Why were you half naked anyway? Why'd you let your friends "put you up there?" They don't sound like real friends, do they? How could you not notice that you had on someone else's shirt? Why'd he come in your room uninvited when you were "asleep?" How come you let him take your shirt off of you? Why'd you let him touch you? Why'd you kiss him?
It seems to me that you made more than one stupid mistake.
*IC
How come you spill something on your leather couch, and it stains, but all those cows stand in the mud and muck, and they never get stained?
Sì lei aveva ragione, ho una domanda. Che sono dei luoghi buoni di fare spese in America, perché vado laggiù vedere la famiglia ed amo fare spese. Ma farei appena come guardare loro sull'internet prima che vado a questi certi luoghi.
L'OH, ora vedo. Molto piacevole, molto piacevole. Sono sicuro i vostri amori della famiglia che sono con voi e capisco il vostro motivo per chiedere se chiunque parlasse italiano. Il motivo che ho chiesto era perché molte domande fatte su Advicenators.com sono "prank" o "lo scherzo" domande che usa le frasi "va fa una torta," "mele è freddo," e "è un mangiatore Un-one-Eyed, Un-Cornuto, Volo-Viola della gente un buon animale domestico?" Inoltre ho visto le domande nelle lingue "del foriegn" quale ecc greco, tedesco, olandese. Viaggiare felice!
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Ho un rilievo di mouse grigio bello e un mouse bello di grey dell'accenditore. Sto uscendo con Napalm350z, lui sono la bomba. destra di Uber-uber-coolness qui:)
Nessuno parla qui l'italiano?
Non sono sicuro se chiunque parla italiano qui... Dovrò chiedere. "fa chiunque parlano italiano qui?" Attesa dell'OH..., avete fatto appena quello! lol. (sono ho conceduto dire quello?) Sapete, realmente non gradisco la pizza non neppure italiana dell'alimento.... E sono un americano. Distorsione di velocità. Bizzarro pazzesco.
Hey, perchè state chiedendo se chiunque parla italiano? È abbastanza evidente che... ma voi ha una domanda reale? Sarei felice di rispondergli... naturalmente, quella risposta verrei con un sarcasm piccolo... ma quello è giusto:) Tracce felici! (hmm... che devo lavorare a quello.)
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Qui è la storia di una signora bella, che stava portando su tre ragazze molto belle! Tutti hanno avuti capelli di oro, come la loro madre; quello più giovane in arricciature! - Ahh, mazzo di Brady, li amiamo!
i like 2 people and im going out w/ 1 im not sure what to do so i can really use some help here thx
You already said what you're doing... what's your question? You like two people, and one of them likes you back. You're going out with the one that likes you back. What's the problem?
*IC
*generally sarcastic/surprised tone* "Well, don't hold back then." - Ahh, you're such a crazy person, uncle.
i havent had my period yet and im 13 is somthing wrong?
Nope.. nothin' wrong. It's normal. Every girl is different, there isn't a "right" time or a "wrong" time. Just because all of your friends have doesn't mean you should. Some girls may not start until they're 16 or 17, while some start as young as 10 or 11. You have a few years before you should be worried.
*IC
I see tears in all things
Everything is broken
I hear them crying
Everything is broken - Everything's Broken - OC Supertones
how do i add a picture to my collumn every time i try to add a pic it says its bigger than 15kb or whatever and all mine are like 200! how do i make my pics smaller so they can go on my collumn
You resize the picture with MS Paint, Animation Shop 3, and I think Jasc Paint Shop Pro will do it. Adobe Photoshop should do it... most editing softwares will resize pictures.
*IC
Never allow your pet dishtowel consume your Algebra II notebook. Allowing such consumation will cause an upset stomach, nausea, and vomiting on the dishtowels part.
how do i get a guy to call me????
Say, please call me! Here's my number : *** - ****. Simple as that, right? Or say, "Here, what's your phone number?"
*IC
So what becomes of those small, unwanted souls who spend their lives breaking thier backs?
ok does anyone know a good song that is about break ups? or to dance to?
Go listen to the song "Bowling Ball" by Superchic[k]. It's about not needing a boyfriend, I guess. And it makes me smile. You could dance to it, too!
*IC
Oh, I love you cheeseburger! Cheeesseeebuuurrgeerrrrr!!! Oh, I love you cheeseburger!
hi i no this is a weird question but ear wax is supposed to be yellow and mine is white...does that mean anything bad or sumthing
~*i rate high*~
Yeah that's a weird question. Nah, I don't guess you're too weird... but, then again, I've never studied ear wax in close proximity...
If you're worried about it, talk to your mom and see a doctor. Though, I woudln't be worried about it. It's probably the atmosphere, ozone content and pollution level of your city. That and how much sleep you're getting and what foods you're eating.
*IC
"Is that a sticker on that horse's head!? I thought it was a star, but it's pink!" -- we love you, Wal*Mart lady!
does anyone no any good tanning products or any good ways to get tan??
thankz
i rate high :)
If you're too lazy to lay out or go to a tanning bed, get some "Tan in a Can" or "Instant Tan" stuff from Wal*Mart, Target, Walgreens etc. Though, those things are said to make your hands orange or mess up easily. I have a friend who tried it and she looked like she rolled in some red mud for a few weeks. (seriously) So be careful with it. Or you could go to a tanning bed, or the old-fashioned way, laying out. Though it also seems that if you're outside in the sun (obviously) havin' fun, playin' around, or doing chores, you'll also get tanned. Hmm.. so weird.
*IC
Tan, tan, it's a Tan in a Can! Tan, tan, it's a Tan in a Can! No more sunburn, no more aloe or pain, it's a tan, a tan, a Tan in a Can!