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This Is Me. Take it - Or Leave it
I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=



Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.


I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.


I do not like when people have issues with typing.

iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.

advice

ok can some one please help me here
my gf keeps getting her ass smacked by dudes and its realy getting me pissed off anyway should i beat the liveing shit out of the guys who are doing it? or just tell them to stop?

You should tell her to tell them to stop. First of all that's sexual harrasment and second of all, she's a little slut (no offence to you or anything) if she's letting those assholes do it. Tell her to tell them not to do it and if she has a problem with it, then tell the guys not to touch her ass. That's so messed up that she'd even LET them. Even if she's not letting them, it's still messed up that she's not saying anything to them.

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I got my first period in January. I haven't gotten it since then! I know I'm not pregnat.

What's wrong with me?

When you first start menstruating, you're period will be irregular for up to 4 years. Meaning, you're period can come at any time. There is absolutly nothing wrong with you, it's completely natural. Also, if you're athletic that could delay your period for a few months. Nothing to worry about. You're fine.

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One of my old friends' never talked about guys. Like, we would be on the fone, and i would be talking about the guy i liked, and shed kinda just, "push away" the subject. She always said she never likes anyone, and she dosent think that anyone is "cute" or "Hot". I think thats kind of weird. Then one day, we were talking online, and she told me she was a lesbian. It was really awkward, and i really started to believe her, and then when i saw her the next day at school, she was like "omg that was hilarous last night! i was joking!"....I dont know but this kind of looks strange to me..Any ideas on why she might not like to talk about guys? oh by the way..i dont want to talk or ask her about this. thanks!

She could have been serious when she said she was a lesbian and then realized she didn't want anyone to know not even you and wanted to cover it up by saying she was joking. Or, she really could think that no guys in your school are hot and that the guys you think are hot, she thinks aren't. Maybe her focus isn't on boys, it could be on school or she could have her eye on a guy that you think is cute and she doesn't want you to know about it. Girls are like that. There are a million reasons why she wouldn't want to talk about it. Don't try to push anything on her, or keep the conversation to the boys to a minimum.

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Ok this might sound bad, but I want everyone to think about it. I want to become anorexic, and it's not because I want to be skinny. I'm already pretty thin. The problem is my cheeks(yes face cheeks). They are chubby and not cute at all. I think not eating would make them thinner right? I'm not going to make it a big thing and not eat until I die. Once they get thin ill eat regularly again. Theres no other ways to lose weight in your cheeks right? I mean I know it sounds really dumb to do that but I'm kind of desperate here. Is it that bad? Do you think I can get really sick? Will it work if I become anorexic?

Why would you do that to yourself? Seriously. Anorexia is a disease and it can KILL YOU. Are you really going to starve yourself just to make your cheecks not so chubby? It's baby fat. I still have baby fat on my stomach. I'm not going to be anorexic just to get rid of it. And yes, it is that bad. And yes, you can get really sick, and no it won't work if you become anorexic! Avoid the fatty and sugary foods. There is no other way to slim down your face other than getting liposuction which is very expensive. There are women who are a twig and they have chubby cheeks and that's when they want to get lipo to get rid of it. It's probably still baby fat. Don't starve yourself to make your face look better. It's not going to work.

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hey, i just had that i was rated 86 times, and just a minute ago it changed to 83 times. is this due to the fact of like when advicenators gives you a clean slate or w/e every month? i just wanted to check =] thnx!

http://advicenators.com/tools.php?feedback=1 it tells you exactly what you're asking.

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does anybody know if you can find out who wrote a comment to u in ur advice column?? i got somereally mean ones and i was just wonderin if you could find out who theyre from...

Nope you can't. Only level 2's and 3's can do that.

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This may sound like a dumb question but how do you know when your truely in LOVE?

Trust me, when you're in love for real you'll know. I know that means nothing to you right now but I'm very serious, when you're in love you will know. Being in love is like the best feeling in the world, it's like nothing else matters and when you see that person every problem just disappears and everything in the room melts away but just you and them. You never have a care in the world. But, being in lust and love are very similar but you will be able to tell the difference when you are in love.

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I am a 13 year old girl and in 7th grade. I would describe my clothes style as preppy. However, the music I normally listen to is (in my opinion, I really don't know) far from preppy. I listen to bands like Green Day, The Killers, Linkin Park, and Evanesence (I don't think I spelled that right). I was just wondering if anyone thought this was weird. I can listen to some "preppy" music (a.k.a- stuff you would find on TRL) but most of it really bugs me, because it doesn't soud like they are the people singing. Again, does anyone think that this is odd? Sorry for the length, but I was just wondering! Thanks in advance to all that reply!

Who cares? Seriously it's just music. I shop at American Eagle and dress like a girly girl but I listen to like Slipknot and hard core punk/screamo bands. It's not weird at all. It's just music. The type of music you listen to shouldn't have to match your style of clothing.

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how do i change my password on AIM

When you're logged onto AIM go to My AIM, the go down to edit options and Change password is the second one on the list. Change your password to the one you want and vouala you're done.

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theres this boy we arent dating or anything but we used too. well lately ive been hearing that he wants to date me again and he has been flirting with me. and also he has been asking me to have sex with him im a virgin and im not really ready for sex or anything wat should i do.

Well you should maybe tell him that. If he wants to date you again and he respects you he should respect the fact that you're a virgin and you want to stay that way for a while longer. If he has a problem with it then you know he only wants to go back with you just to get some sex. Say that if he wants to have sex with you he can go do it with [insert sluttiest girl in your school's name here]. He shouldn't be such a jerk and like asking you for sex when you're just getting back together. That's a little immature and desperate sounding to me. Have a talk with him and let him know how you feel because he shouldn't be asking for sex just yet. Especially if you're not ready. He should at least talk to you about it and see what you think about it before saying "I want to have sex".

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I've realized how alot of girls are asking how to loose weight and such. Everyone wants a flat, toned tummy, and it really bothers me because we think we have to be like all of these models and stars so guys will like us. Guys, honestly, do you want a stick for a girlfriend or a little cusion for the pushin? I mean back in the 70s and 80s people werent so judgmental and didn't look at someone and say, "your fat". I mean can i get an AMEN! Im sick of people saying they are fat, and saying they need to loose weight when they dont. Think about it! Leave comments and explain why you want to be a stick.

Well I completely agree with what you have to say. I'm thin and there are girls that are the same size as me saying they wish they had my body. It's odd. Anyway, but you have to see it from their point of view, I mean, I could see where they're coming from wanting to be a twig. Everywhere you look, you see a skinny chick and in society today, in order to be pretty THAT'S what you need to look like. I have friends who are a bit on the heavy side and let me tell you, they are BEAUTIFUL, beautiful girls. But because of what everyone is saying that with a 22 inch waist you're beautiful, they want that. Back in the day if you were voluptuous you were gorgeous and if you were that thin, you were considered to be unhealthy and ugly. A few years back I wanted to be a model. I was in 6th grade. I was 5'2" and I weighed 90 pounds. I had a 21 inch waist maybe a little bigger but my manager told me I needed to lose weight because I was too fat. I was a 00. How in the HELL is that fat? And then of course with this stupid Paris Hilton who if she was any skinnier she'd be a skeleton with skin on top, they think she's beautiful. I look at her and I'm disgusted. How can someone be that thin? How could someone do that to themself? That is the most disgusting thing I have EVER seen! But men think it's beautiful and that's how they want their women. That's my opinion anyway.

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How do *you* flirt with guys.. i want everyones ways hehe


thanx

Smile at them, giggle with them, call them cutie, sexy, sweetie, hun, etc. Hug them alot, if you have PE with them and they do good at something be like that was hot [insert name here]. Try to be "cute" as I like to call it. Or, you can act like a dumb blonde. That works with most guys. And that wasn't meant as an insult either.

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What's better..

Ipod Mini that holds 1,000 songs
or
Ipod Mini that holds 1,500 songs

It's a $50 difference and I'm wondering if it's worth the 500 songs, and if anyone has one please let me know what types of problems you've had if you've had any

Well think of it this way, how many songs do you ACTUALLY listen to? Most people don't even use up the 1000 song storage. They'll get to like 600 if that many so it's just a total waste of 50 extra bucks. You have to think of how much music you listen to and if you really think you could listen to 1500 songs then go for it but in my opinion, it's just a waste.

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Okay. I have no clue what to do for my boyfriend or even if I should get him something for our 1 month anniversary! can someone please give me Idea's. He likes Sports, and Just the Guy kind of stuff..lol
thanx

This is probably going to sound really mean but please don't take it the wrong way. But, really your one month anniversary means nothing. I'm sure it means alot to you but trust me, figuring out what to get him for your one month anniversary is nothing. My 11 month anniversary is on FRIDAY so you'll have many more anniversaries to get him something amazing. But for now, try not to overdo it until the BIG anniversaries come up 6 months, 1 year, etc. Just go for something small like a CD or a DVD that he's been wanting. Maybe a new video game. Or you can get him boxers. If all else fails, get them boxers with funny characters or sayings on them. You can even take him out to dinner at a semi fancy but not so expensive resturant, catch a movie or even spend the afternoon together. The weather's been beautiful lately. I hope you weren't offended by what I said in the begining but I wish you the best. And, I hope this helped.

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I just got my report card this past friday. It said that my grade point average is 3.95 which is really good. but when i started look at what i got (A A-) it said I had straight A's, A-'s A+'s and I was confused. I get to see my grade a week before they come out, and my science teacher said i was getting a B- then, on the report card it said A+...i don't understand that..can someone explain?
TarA

If you had any tests before your report card came out or any projects that you did, that could have brought your grade up alot more. Or, she could have just told you that to throw you off. My teachers do that all the time.

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My friend IMed this to me.. i asked him what it meant.. and he told me to look it up.. except, it doesnt make sense.. He said its latin..
soo here it is:

Amor vincit omnia
Odi et amo


Thank you so much to anyone that can help!!

Amor vincit omnia means love conqueres all. and Odi et amo means I hate and I love. It really doesn't make sense at all.

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i'm 14 and a female. Last year, i went out with my friend. We broke up over the summer, but i knew he still liked me and i kinda still liked him.
this year, i started liking a new guy (one of my friends), and (stupidly) told him that i liked him. nothing really bad came of that but he told me he was happier being friends with me. so, we stayed friends. He says cute and romantic things to me and tells me he loves me and stuff, but still claims hes "not sure" how he feels about me.
now, i know my "ex" boyfriend from last year still likes me, and now i'm beginning to have feels for him again. I also still like my other friend. so should i wait for a guy that might never like me like i like him? or should i try to "rekindle" the relationship i had before?

If he's unsure about the relationship... why even bother with him? Go back with your ex. If he still likes you and you still have feelings for him, then go back with him. If a guy is saying cute and romantic things to you and telling you that he loves you, then he's just doing it to get you to fall for him. He doesn't want you. If he was saying all of that, he should want you and should have asked you out by now. Go back with your ex. This other guy seems useless. Then again, that's just my opinion.

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This might sound strange, but I need tips on how to fight. I know how to hold my fists and how to swing, but I'm scared to break my knuckles or fingers when I swing at someone. I shouldn't be fighting, but I need to learn how to defend myself when someone starts with me, which has happened before and I didn't know how to fight. Also, where is a good spot to hit the person so they back off?

All you need to know is thrust your palm into their nose. It breaks their nose and if you hit them hard enough, honestly it could kill them and you won't get in any trouble for it if it's self defense. If you know sign language, when you make the letter E in sign language, that's basically what you do and just push the lower part of your palm (close to your wrist) into their nose.

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I have to make some kind of food for this international festival at school, our country is mexico. I have to bring something that will feed a lot of people and all the basics are already taken. Chips and salsa and cheese dip and quesadillas and rice and tacos are already taken. I need something thats big and easy. Any ideas would be very helpful, thanks!
I rate 5!

Tortillas, Mexican Ham, Arroz con Pollo (rice and chicken Mexican style), Tortilla soup. You can find all the recipies at this site: http://www.texmextogo.com/ Hope this helped. Good luck!

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last week was spring break for me, and i went to the beach. While i was there, i got sunburned. My face is peeling and all. My question is, will it be ok to get my eye brows waxed tomorrow or will it make my face peel more?

It is okay, but it's going to hurt you really really really bad. I made that mistake. For future, always get your eyebrows waxed BEFORE you go on vacation where there is going to be a beach. Because when you wax your eyebrows after you've tanned, you'll have huge white lines above and below your eyebrow. It looks funny. I wouldn't reccomend getting your eyebrows waxed just yet. Keep them tweezed, don't wax them. Wait until the sunburn on your face goes away.

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