I have met this new friend. My bestfriend doesn't like her. I like her. The new friend is mean to my bestfriend but not to me. I want to be friends with both of them. What should i do?
like, who gives a shit?
-hitler
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Hey
sorry this is kind of a wierd question and please dont delete i really need to lknow...like what is sexually harrasing(sp)? Liek what does a person have to do inorder for it to be sexually harassing
anything. i am not kidding. you could look at somebody for more than three seconds and get in trouble. fucking liberals. you could even scratch your crotch in front of people and they'll get you.
-hitler
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what are love handles?
those magical things that hang off your sides above the waistline.
-hitler
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I think the way I come off to people is just mean and that I don't like anyone. Today I heard some kid say (about me) "Yeah, she hates everyone" and that is not true. I tend to tell people to shut up and I guess I'm not the nicest person... so how do I begin to change? I don't want to seem a rude, hateful person anymore!
just do what I do, focus your inner rage and anounce that you will petition the pope to launch a crusade against your hated adversary.
choose a pacifist group, like penguins or something.
-hitler
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I like to sing. But when i am in a group with people for chorus i don't sing. I think i am singing but i'm not. My music teacher is getting mad at me. I try really hard to sing. I quit chorus but now i still have music periods. I can't quit. Did i make the right decision?
no, you failed your teacher, and damaged your family's honor. drink some kool-aid.
-hitler
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Ok I am freaking out right now and I really need help! Today During dinner I accedentaly spilled some of my milk on my MP3 player that I got for christmas and it was a lot of money! Well I just went to go turn it on and it's not working! What should I do! How do I get it to work! Please help me!
put it in the microwave to dry it out.
-hitler
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my friend is a senior and wants me to go to prom. well she found us dates and she didnt tell me but they are gay. and both of those guys are goin out. i mean what if he dont wanna go to me and is like all over his boyfriend what should i do?
hit on your friend, pumpkin.
-hitler
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Ok. i have this friend and we both like the same guy. i mean he's a really really nice guy and he's not fast paced and he'll give the girl the time she needs. and he's popular so i guess i kind of have two questions.
Question 1). Would it be totally horrible for me to do something about my feelings, because i know for a fact that the guy doesn't like her he told me. but if things worked out and she got mad i'd feel horrible but the thing is she'd do it to me in a heart beat, even if it hurt me ...
Question 2). I'm not sure what i should do. because if i decide to talk to him and let him now how i feel theres a chance he'll laugh in my face. because hes popular and im not really. im not sure if i should give it a try, because he seems like he could possibly be interested in me, he's flirting and acts interested, but that could then again just be how he is ..
you are on your own for this one, champ.
join the neil diamond fan club.
-hitler
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In my gym class we do fitness testing. (pull ups, mile, sit ups, push ups, stretching) I'm ok with most of them. But push ups and pull ups I'm not good at. I'm starting to do them every day. Do you have any tips on how many I should do, and when? Or just good tips? thanks!
yes. join the army, kill foreigners, and remember- bayonetting people takes a lot of upper body strength.
-hitler
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i think i did the wrong category but o well.
it starts like this: i live with my aunt now and its ok but sometimes i wish i was with my mom, but my mom left me when i was 2 and my dad has always been in jail. I dont remember my parents at all. i want to talk to them but i dont know where either of them all, and everytime people mention "mom" or "dad" i get sad and i want to cry. i have no memory of them and i dont know where they are. Any Advice on trying to get over it?
~Empty Space~
i am also a columnist but this time i need help from some1 else.
get over it? hmmm...... lets see, the best way to get over that would be to join the army and kill an entire village of jowas. war crimes will solve any problem.
-hitler
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Hello!! I hope ya'll can help me! I'm sorr its so long but its a long story!! Okay here is my scenario. My birthday was at the end of January, and my boyfriend had already been planning our Valentine's date. He asked me if it would be alright if he gave me my birthday gift along with my Valentine's gift because it would make it easier on him, so of course i told him yes. Well, On Saturday (which was our Valentine's day because i had to work Monday) he took me to dinner, then he blindfolded me and took me to... a hotel. BUT before you judge, it was very romantic. He had his friends come and light the candles he had set up EVERYWHERE and rosepedals, the whole deal. And we had planned to have sex for our first time, not necessarily then but we had stopped ourselves a couple of times because we wanted to wiat until it would be special. Which this was. Okay, well moving on, besides all of this, he didn't get me like flowers or a bear or even a card. I spent like $70 on him with gifts and whatnot. But i wasn't too mad because i assumed he had sent me a carnation at school (Our school has sales where you can buy a carnation for someone for V-Day and writea message and then we got them on Monday 9*) Well i of course sent him one, and i waited but he never sent me one. I went to his house after work and i brought over peanut butter heart shaped cookies (His fav!) and still nothing. This made me really mad because he didn't even get me a stinkin carnation!! I got pretty upset and left. Now am i overreacting? I mean he did spend money on me but i'm the type of person who appreciates little things like a flower or a box of choc, he didn't have to go buy a hotel or anything, i just wanted a carnation :( Lol, AND he still hasn't given me anything for my birthday!! Shouldi be mad?
roses are expensive. the rose petals alone probably cost close to a hundred dollars. I'm guessing that was most of a paycheck, you ungrateful wench. men don't remember birthdays very well, so write that one off right now.
-hitler
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ur an asshole.
i love u yo
great. wear a condom.
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There's this guy at my school that I really like,and I think he might like me, but he's really shy and we don't ever talk. But I was thinking of getting him a little something for Valentine's Day, just kind of like a secret admirer. Is that a good idea? What should I get? What should I write on it, and how should I go about getting it to him? Thanks for your help!
don't make one of those frilly ass papers covered with fancy colorful writing. we hate those abominations. anything else goes
-hitler
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I have been going out with my boyfriend for 6 months now and we havent done anything more than hold hands and hug. THe reason why i am affraid to go any further is because i am affraid that he is going to judge me because i have never made out with any body or anything, and he has. I am just scared i am not going to be able to do it right. What should i do?
just go with it, or fuck him, your choice.
-hitler
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What exactly is mono?
a disease.
-hitler
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Is it bad if your boyfriends "belongings" smell a little bit wierd/mildewy...my boyfriend Chad wants me to give him oral sex well when he pushes my head down there**i start to gag a little bit....but i dont want to be rude or ne thing but it makes me gag a lot and its a tad bit undigesting!HELP i rate so high that it touches the sky!teehee
tell him to clean his shit better then. mine doesn't smell like mildew, and most other guys will tell you the same. thats not very normal.
-hitler
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hey. im going to ask my dad if he will take me to a dermatologist. im not scared about asking him though. what i really want to no before i do ask him is what they do when i go? (i have acne) and can they put me on pills or some lotion that will clear my face up?
thats usually what they do, if not, scalding usually helps to clean the pores
-hitler
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Okay well i guess this isn't a diet, but all I eat pretty much is like junk food and im kinda overweight..i think anyways..so i want to try and stop eating that and eat healthy. The thing is, since thats like all thats in my house is things that are bad for you its hard and thats what i crave all the time-sugar or something so its really hard to stick with it..what should i do to keep with the healthy food and stuff and not eat sugary things or junk food??
just eat a lot less of the same food and excercise
-hitler
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i have a friend that copies everything i do and I HATE IT!!! but somtimes we have fun and somtimes we absoultly hate eachother!
what should i do
sgined jealous?
play chicken with a train and hope that their reaction time is slower
-hitler
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well my boyfriend jus dumped me and i dont really mind cuz i still love my ex boyfriend that i dumped for reasons.....but i really want him back but im 2 afraid to call himm cuz i dont know what he will say....and i dont know what to say to himm...what should i do???
beg for mercy, or give him a booge. your choice.
-hitler
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