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Today at school something really sad-mean happened to a friend of mine and we were all talking and thinking about stuff and we were wondering....
Why are guys such jerks towards fat girls?
and why don't they liek to date chubby girls? how come they only like to date girls who are sticks with a drawn on face?
k thanx i rate 5's. (link)
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I really have no idea. They're all stupid jerks.
Well... most of them...
My boyfriend actually prefers girls with "curves." So you just have to look.
Really, I think it's stupid and jerky and ... ugh [hkleahklrheiy893y4032ukdja] that boys are like that. I mean.. you hug her too hard and she BREAKS IN HALF!
Boys just, sometimes, want to get in your pants. The one's that only go out with 'sticks with a drawn on face' usually just want sex. I will admit, there are exceptions. [A very FEW exceptions....]
It's hard to find a nice boy. My best friend is a boy. He's nice. My boyfriend is a boy. He's also nice. But then again, they're both homeschooled geeks. Try being friends with the homeschooled geeks. They're really nice. Even if they look strangely gothic... or maybe strangely... smart. They're nice.
This is an inadequate answer to your question. But maybe it's provided some insight.
-FunnyCide
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what's cum? (link)
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum
It's semen; as you can tell from the above link.
-FunnyCide
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im in love with the james blunt song "you're beautiful" does anyone know other songs by him? (link)
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Try these sites...:
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/james-blunt-lyrics.html
http://www.lyricsocean.com/artist/james%20blunt.htm
I don't think he has a lot of songs. But maybe my searches are just bad...
-FunnyCide
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on icons, how do you outline the words? any advice please! xo will rate < 3 (link)
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Take each frame of the icon, copy / paste it into MS Paint. The icon should already have text on it. You'll have to outline each letter of each frame one by one and paste it into your animator. If you have any other questions, or need more descriptive info on how to outline text, IM me. My AIM screenname is Imposibly Insane.
-FunnyCide
EDIT : If you see this, Jasc Animation Shop Three is perfect... well, except for outlining text. I have Jasc Animation Shop, and you can't outline text with it. It's a great animator, but you still have to outline the words by hand.
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As part of my aniversary present to my boyfriend i am writing a love alphabet,
"I love you because you are..."
Adorable
Beautiful
Caring etc...
i'm stuck for what to put for Q, V and Z
any ideas?
Thank you x (link)
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Hmm...
Quiet [peaceful?]
Quotable [catchy phrases?]
Quaint [probably not.]
Vivacious [spirited]
Vocal
Vibrant
Vital
vehement [passionate]
Zesty
Zany
Sorry... try a thesaurus?
http://dictionary.reference.com/
-FunnyCide
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I just got this new buddy icon. It has a pic of Elmo scowling with a gun and says "Elmo Gone Wild!" I kinda like it, but I'm not sure about anyone else. Do you think people would find it disturblingly controversial? (link)
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Disturbingly controversial? Nah. It's your icon; your choice. I have a friend whose icon says something about Michael Jackson being a "hot girl," and some people disagree with the icon and find it offensive, but if my friend likes it - why shouldn't he use it? Same for you. You like it, use it. Unless someone gives you a real reason not to, there's not any reason that you shouldn't.
-FunnyCide
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This question is for all you people who are fasinated by Shakespeare's plays. I need to know who is responsible for the deaths of Romeo and Juliet, and why. I also need to know what the messenger (Balthasar or whoever) told Romeo, and why. Thank you so much. (link)
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It's been three or so years since I read it.. but if I remember correctly...
The messenger had a letter saying that Juliet was under a potion or something and wasn't really dead. She was faking her death for the time being. But before the messenger could give the letter to Romeo, he left. Romeo thought Juliet was dead, so he killed himself. Juliet woke up and found Romeo dead, so she killed herself.
Who's fault? Well... It could be blamed on many people.
It could be blamed on either Juliet's parents or Romeo's parents because they were fighting, putting a lot of stress on their children, who secretly loved each other. If the parents were more open and willing to discuss and resolve their problems, maybe the deaths wouldn't have happened.
It could be blamed on the messenger for not arriving sooner; for if he'd arrived sooner, neither Romeo nor Juliet would've killed themselves.
Then Juliet could've been to blame. Maybe she should've gotten word to Romeo that she was pretending to be dead.
Of course Romeo could be to blame because he, quite possibly, overreacted and killed himself.
Take your pick, see which makes the most sense, since it's been a while since I read it.
-FunnyCide
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Is it uncommon for a 13-year-old girl to want love? (link)
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Want love.. no. I found my first boyfriend at the end of my thirteenth year. He and I are still together... going on ten months. We love each other. Yes, you should want love. You should hunger it.
Even if you're talking about sexual feelings... that's normal. Some people (like myself) don't feel those as strongly and feel more emotionally towards love. Some people feel more strongly towards physical love. However, you shouldn't expect sexual love ... or if you do get it... be careful.
No matter what kind of love you're looking for... it's hard to find it this young. THAT IS NOT TO SAY THAT TEENAGERS CANNOT FALL IN LOVE.
-FunnyCide
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okay hey i bet you get this all the time but i wana know if
A. does it hurt when you have sex?
B. does it bleed?
C. if someone looks down there would they be able to tell you had sex?
thanks so much!!!! mucho lovee!!! (link)
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A. Depends on the person. Some people says it hurts, others do not think so. It depends on how relaxed you and your partner are. If it does hurt, it probably wouldn't be bad.
B. If your hymen has not been torn previously, yes it will bleed. Not much, though.
C. I'm not sure. If anyone, a OB/GYN could - but I'm not sure s/he would be able to. If they can, it's for a good reason - they went to school for 4+ years for it.
-FunnyCide
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Are the following the symptoms of anything? If so, what?
-Backache
-Feeling nauseated
-Stomach cramps that aren't very painfull
-Feeling like you have to pee a lot
Thanks! (link)
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Those are symptoms of being pregnant. Have you had unprotected sex lately? Or have you had sex at all, and maybe the condom broke? Missed a period? Get a home pregnancy test if you have had sex.
http://www.webwomb.com/symptoms.htm
http://www.surebaby.com/signs_of_pregnancy.php
If you have not had sex recently, missed a period, and a home pregnancy test comes back negative, go see your doctor.
-FunnyCide
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Hello there. I was wondering if anyone knew any good christian songs? (link)
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I can't give you a list of Christian songs... but I can give you a list of Christian bands / artists. This list is nowhere nearly complete, but it covers most genras. If you like bluegrass or gospel.. sorry, that's not on the list because I've never listened to that stuff - but the Gaither brothers [can't spell] would be an excellent choice for that.
Pop / Contemporary :
- NewSong
- Natalie Grant
- 4Him
- FFH [Far From Home]
- Big Daddy Weave
- Avalon
- Jeremy Camp
- Casting Crowns
- Steven Curtis Chapman
- Bethany Dillon
- Sara Groves
- Jump5
- Shawn McDonald
- MercyMe
- Bebo Norman
- Plus One
- Point Of Grace
- Chris Rice
- Salvador
- Matthew West
- Joy Williams
- Building429
Punk / Rock /[includes classic rock]:
- 7Thunders
- Relient K
- Beggars Fortune
- John Michael Talbot
- Kutless
- Thousand Foot Krutch
- Todd Agnew
- Audio Adrenaline
- Barlow Girl
- Day Of Fire
- Hawk Nelson
- Jars Of Clay
- Newsboys
- Larry Norman
- Sanctus Real
- Sixpence None The Richer
- Switchfoot
- Third Day
Hip Hop / Rap :
- Superchic[k]
- The Ambassador
- Apocalypze
- KJ-52
- CHRISTyle
- John Reuben
- Lingo
- Manafest
Ska :
- OC Supertones
- Nifty Tom 50
- Five Iron Frenzy
- Israelites
- Insyders
Metal / Hard Rock :
- Underoath
- Becoming the Archetype
- Narnia
- POD [Payable On Death]
- Pillar
- Dizmas
- Kids In The Way
- 12 Stones
- Haste the Day
- Acoustic War Against Satan
- Demon Hunter
- Sacred Warrior
- Disciple
-FunnyCide
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Alright I'm 15 and I'm a male. My girlfriends birthday is comming up really soon & she won't tell me what she wants for her birthday. I have no idea what I should get her. She's going to be 14. If anyone can give me some ideas it'd be greatly appreciated. I'll rate you on it too. I really need some help. Thanks (link)
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I'm a fourteen year old girl. I'm different from most fourteen year old girls.. but that's ok.
Depending on her personality...
A CD. Maybe one from an artist she's never listened to before, but is in the same genra as what she likes.
A shirt / hoodie. Probably not your best option.
A pretty necklace / ring / bracelet. I'm not a jewelry person... but if my boyfriend gave me something like that, I would definitely wear it 24/7. My boyfriend gave me a scarf for Christmas (I'm totally cold natured.. plus it's black - my comfort color); and rather than actually wear it, I sleep with it. Girls do silly things like that because things boys give us mean a lot to us. Keepsakes. Treasures. Yeah.
If she's a fashionista, get her a fab purse. If she's more punk-ish, get her a messanger bag.
If all else fails, a gift card to a store she often shops at.
Of course, flowers are VERY important to girls on their birthdays. No matter what you get her, get her a flower to go with it. One red rose - she'll love it. Even if she's not usually that "type" to go bonkers over a flower, she will probably love it, and love you for it. I know girls who keep flowers that boys give them.
Write her a poem, too. Or get one off the web that tells her how much she means to you, how special she is, etc.
-FunnyCide
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Hey advicenators!
I have exams all this week (ugh) and for some of my classes, we are allowed to use both sides of a 3x5 notecard. I have a really bad memory & I'd like to take advantage of every millimeter on the notecard! So, I need to know which way is better to write...up & down, sideways, folding it in 6 then writting? Help me please! I really want to do good on these! thanks! (link)
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I think you'd be better off if you wrote really small along the lines. If you write small enough, you can fit three lines of writing for each drawn line. I think this is better because, although you write fewer sentences, the sentences are longer. If you turn the index card so that it looks like a building [the short ends facing north/south, the long ends on the side] - like a normal piece of notebook paper and write that way, you get more sentences, but they're shorter.
Practice writing really small; write down (as big as you want) all the notes you want on each notecard, then transfer - in your smallest handwriting - the notes from one paper to the index card.
I have no idea if this helps at all.
-FunnyCide
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Why does only half your answers you give get rated back?
I rate every answer i get just so they could get some sort of feedback from me.
Everyone wants to know how there advice works. (link)
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I love to know how my advice helps... or if it helps. I want to know how I'm doing compared to the other columnists, if what I have to say is well written, gramatically correct (as much as possible), and if it makes sense. I want to know these things... I want to know if I've helped you.
The reason people don't usually rate your answers is
1) Laziness. They're too dadgum lazy to click the button. It takes [le gaspe] five seconds.
2) There's 47 answers, all saying the same thing. They usually rate the first 10 or so (if they rate at all).
Mostly, it's laziness. When I do ask a question, I rate accordingly. I don't think I've ever not rated a question, and if the answer was unique and helpful, I try to leave feedback other than "thanks." But even a simple thank you is better than nothing at all!
I think DangerNerd once said that only about 5% of answers get rated. [I think that's the amount he said... don't quote me on it though.]
People are lazy; that's all there is too it, I suppose.
-FunnyCide
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Today I decided to completley put my faith and trust into God, I really took him into my life today. However, I just started going to church last year so I was never baptised and never confirmed. Can I still expect to go to Heaven? What exactly does being confirmed or baptised mean? (link)
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According to what I believe [I've grown up in non-denomonational churches and baptist churches], you DO NOT need to be baptised to go to Heaven. A baptism is simply a public statement of faith.
Jesus was baptised - but He is God's Son. He didn't need to be baptised, He was just showing us what we needed to do. We are supposed to follow His example and be baptised - but only after you've accepted Him as your Lord.
It's like.. having a baby. You had a baby, whether the announcement was in the paper or not. You're still saved, whether you're baptised or not. The announcement in the paper just tells everyone that you had a baby; as the baptism tells everyone that you're a Christian.
-FunnyCide
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What do they mean by this " But, not till Man forgets his wings, Will man forget his wrights "
This is a poem about Wilburt & Orville Wright !!
please help fast !! (link)
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When man forgets flying altogether [hang-gliding, wind surfing, jets, planes, helicopters etc.], he will forget about Wilburt and Orville Wright.
Why would man need to remember the Wright brothers (they invented the first airplane) if man doesn't remember flying?
-FunnyCide
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What does "I wear my heart on my sleeve" and "I wear my heart under my sleeve" mean? (link)
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When you "wear your heart on your sleeve," it typically means that you're emotional.. little things bother you.. you become upset easily, are prone to mood swings.. and are sensitive.. you may be quick to dedicate your time to something, but not so quick to follow through. Not all of these things are in a single peron.
I suppose "wear your heart under your sleeve" is the exact opposite?
I'm prone to wear my heart on my sleeve. -shrugs- I'm sorta a little emotional, and I'm definitely sensitive, and sometimes, coming from the "right" people, little things do bother me.
-FunnyCide
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does anyone know where i could find straight-leg jeans? for cheap? i rate. (link)
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They sell boot-cut jeans everywhere... Gap, Old Navy, Wal-Mart, Target, even more expensive stores like Wet Seal, Abercrombie etc.
But if you want reallyyyyy cheap [I mean, get three pairs for ten bucks] then go to the Thrift store. That's where I shop. Some of the stuff there still has the tags on it, it's just cheaper.
-FunnyCide
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What goes lace hands,mean?
Like does it usually mean something? (link)
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I know this is kinda an old question...
I think it means when you're holding hands with someone, your fingers are entwined. http://images.shopping.indiatimes.com/stores/Gazebo/images/holding_hands.JPG
Like that picture. Makes sense?
-FunnyCide
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I'm 13 years old, 5"1 and 1/2, and I weigh 87 lbs. Is that underweight? (link)
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Yes, it is. According to http://www.am-i-fat.com, you are emaciated. You should try to drink health shakes, eat a fair amount of protein. You may want to talk to your doctor or dietician.
-FunnyCide
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