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what is your take on strippers do you think their trashy or do you have any level of respect for them?
I am critical of everyone and am quite the judger, but I don't have a problem with them. It's just unfortunate that they have to be in that situation.
Hey i'm 15 and i have C cup sized breasts. the only problem is one is relatively the perfect perkiness but the other sags......and i'm really worried that when my boyfriend sees he'll be grossed out by the unevenness....is there like anything i can do?
Your boyfriend is going to be so psyched to have your rack in his face his brain will probably overload. At that moment, the word boobs is all that's going to be going on in his mind.
i had sex with my bestie he did not put his dick all the way in and per-cum came in but my cherry did not pop can i have a baby
Yes, God usually has a sense of humor when it comes to the people he against-all-odds impregnates.
are there any songs about like, a guy and a girl that dated, but then broke up and stayed best best best friends and everyone thinks they're meant to be but he has a girlfriend? thanks so much =]
Last Rites/Loved to Death by Megadeth. It's about a girl this guy dates and they break up and the guy doesn't want her with anyone else so he kills her...
...and if you squint a little that's really similar to what you're looking for hooray!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mWPJK1wJnM
Enjoy!
how come gay guys are so nice to us girls?
Gotta stay up to date on the competition.
At a recent school function, I met a new group of friends visiting from another school and we all still talk. The other day, I was informed at school by somebody that one of the boys in my new group of friends likes me, and people think I like him too. Now, this boy is nice, has a good sense of humor and we are friends, but I do not see him the same way. My problem is that for whatever reason, I only find myself romantically/sexually attracted to my own Caucasian race and the boy is not Caucasian, so I do not find myself romantically attracted to him. People now think I am racist, which is simply not true! My mother assures me that it’s a matter of personal preference. I can justify that I am not racist, because I have multiple friends that are from races other than my own. My attraction to only Caucasian men is not something I chose, it’s just the way I am. Kind of like if someone was gay. They don’t choose to only be attracted to men, it’s just how they are. Is it wrong of me to feel this way?
I am almost 16 years old, and a female.
Normal. Anyone that says they're attracted to every race is lying.
Ok, So, I've always wonedered,..where do guys put their penis when they take a dump?!?!
No need to put it anywhere.
what is the real reason chris beat up rihanna?
http://www.kcactive.com/aande/images/afeat03_07hulk.jpg
Same concept.
18/f.
so i met this guy, and we have hooked up and had sex a few times, with no emotional attatchments. we don't call ourselves a "couple" but just friends. we've both agreed that we don't want to be more than this, but recently, i told him that i had hung out with this guy and he got mad, or jealous even?? i like having this kind of relationship when im not dating anyone, but if he's going to get attatched like this i don't really want to continue.
CONDENSED VERSION: should i continue a "friends with benefits" realationship if the friend in question is getting too attatched and i don't feel the same way?
thanks advicenators.
Yea, if you're a bitch.
EDIT:
The need to ask eliminated that possibility.
Well I like this guy from my school who's my friend and it's very possible he might like me back but I'm not totally sure just yet. There are a lot of signs that he does but I want to see if this one thing he did today in particular could be a sign. Last Thursday he kindof switched to the desk behind me in one of our classes permanently which i also think is a sign but that a whole other story. So today in class we were taking notes and in the middle of the period I realized he'd rested his leg on the side of my chair, where like his foot was resting on the metal bar but the rest of his leg was pretty close to me (i mean it kindof had to be close because his leg was like diagnol and whatever but yeah you get it haha, sorry I'm very detailed). I mean he also did the same thing with the chair in front of him in a different class but no one was sitting in it, and I haven't really seen him do it to anyone else but idk. But I would assume that someone would only do that if they were comfortable with the person sitting in that seat, and he did keep it there the whole second half of the period. So could this be a sign that he likes me or a way of flirting?
No.
I live in Europe.
I'm just wondering why in the states, you have to be 16 to drive...but 21 to drink?
Here, drinking age varies from 16-18 in most places, but as far as I'm concerned you have to be 18 to drive.
Why the big differences?
And also which one would you prefer?
Thanks :)
I guess the idea is that at 16 you're responsible enough to drive, but not to drink, which actually sounds fairly logical to me. The drinking age is set by all the states, and the reason it's 21 everywhere is because the federal government will cut the funding of a state's roads/highway/freeways if they make it lower than 21.
my boyfriend was really good playing college baseball last year. i met him this year and he hasnt been playing well. his team has been losing latly and hes not playing his best. i am being very very helpful. i wish him luck before a game, sending him cute pic messages about baseball, telling him he'll do better. anything i can think of a supportive gf can do. (we are in different states). today he had a bad game, he texted me and said hes turning his phone off adn doesnt want to talk to anyone for a while. he texted me back saying he talked to the coach and feels better. what do i do?
You should lay off and not put so much pressure on him.
Also, he should probably shave his head or grow a mustache. And that's not a joke; I'm serious.
What should if a boy i like says he doesn't like me but other people says he does?
Then he doesn't.
so the phrase "thats cool" is overrated.
so instead i now say "thats chill"
but now, a bunch of people in my school are saying it.
i need a new phrase!
like, "thats ________" (beast,bomb,etc.)
please and thank youuu.
That's pretty good, I guess.
I've been acting weird lately. I searched around the internet for my weird behavior, and i found Bipolar.
i see 50% of the stuff is what i do but other stuff isn't, so i found this website, it makes you ask questions to yourself, so i did and i'm going to answer the questions here.
1. I’m a very talkative person and I can utter a lot of words in a single minute.
-Yes actually its true, i talk alot and can form a new idea in a minute.
2.I am an extremely energetic person.
-Yes
3.I’m a compulsive shopper.
-Yes i spend my money in a second, even though i don't need the thing i'm buying.
4.I don’t like to sleep.
-This is a really hard question. Well, you see, i actually love staying up and i do all the time but when i sleep, i sleep for almost 12 hours or sometimes more. So i'm not sure it's a yes or no.
5.Family and friends have been telling me that I’ve been acting strange lately. I’m becoming a war freak, a loud talker and a very angry person.
-Well no one has told me anything because i don't have alot of people as in family, but friends no. For war freak i dont think so, loud talker I AM, angry person, I'm usualy very calm but this days i've been bitchy
6.I feel sluggish most of the time.
-Not most of the time. OR maybe.
7.I want to have sex all the time.
-Yes.
8.I can’t concentrate on something for a long period of time.
-Yes, i went from a A student to a C,D and i got a F in my math exam.
9.I feel like I’m the king of the world and I can do whatever I wish to do.
-I'm not sure exactly.
10.I don’t get pleasure doing the things that I’ve always loved to do.
-Yes
11.I have trouble sleeping at night.
-Sometimes.
12.Whenever food is served on the table, I don’t feel like eating.
-Sometimes
13.I have many aches and pains from the past that just won’t go away.
-Yes, true.
14.I lack energy when it comes to having sex.
-Yes, true.
15. I lack focus.
-Yes, true.
16.People and things around me make me angry.
-Very true, i yell at my mother for no reason when she is just trying to be nice.
17.I can’t figure out why I feel disappointed and scared.
-Sometimes
18.I’d rather be alone than talk to people.
-True
19.· I feel as if my existence on earth has no meaning and nothing desirable is going to happen to me.
-Sometimes i think life is worthless.
20.I thought about murdere.
-Yes i have.
I just answered the questions, i need help.
So am I a bipolar? Do i have bipolar disorder?
And trust me if i can get help from doctor/family/friends, i would but thats not an option right now.
Thanks
Doubt it.
EDIT:
Still doubt it.
when you have sex for the first time, does the girl bleed? and if so, does it get everywhere and make a big awkward mess?
Ex. 7:14 - 7:25
if you're giving a guy a handjob in a hot tub and they cum can you get pregnant?
Sure, if the guy has Michael Phelps sperm.
i have my period and my boobs feel like there getting smaller!!!!!! i want big booobies!
Me too!
Where would I go online to take an IQ test?
http://www.testq.com/career/quizzes/show/121
so i was talking about random stuff with some people and then this guy was like well atleast the nurse doesnt ask you to cough for her when you go to the doctor. So im guessing its a guy thing does anyone know what that means. sorry if this is in the wrong category.
The doctor puts two fingers to the back/side of your scrotum (I was going to say sack but...) and has you cough a bit. It is the worst part of a physical because it's so awkward.
Oh well, enjoy child birth!