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This Is Me. Take it - Or Leave it
I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=



Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.


I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.


I do not like when people have issues with typing.

iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.

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Im trying to burn a cd w/ a used cd. It wont let me delete anything that is already on it. The "attributes" says its a read only. I need to know how to change "read only" to something else so i can delete the songs i dont want. I give 5s to anything that works! thank you so much!

It's not working because the CD you are using is a CD-R. CD-R's don't let you delete/add to it. The types of CD's that will let you delete or add to it are CD-RW's. There is no way for you to delete the songs off of there. It sucks because it happened to me but there is no way. You are going to have to get another CD-R. CD-R's are the only ones that work on all CD players, CD-RW's will not. So in order for you to make a new CD that is going to work on all CD players, you'll have to get more CD-R's.

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hi i was wondering whats the age that u should be giving gys blow jobs like im 13 so am i ready?
~Jess~

Wow, 13 is way too young to even be thinking about doing anything THAT sexual with a guy. But, when it comes to stuff like that it's all a matter of opinion. In my opinion you are way too young and shouldn't be putting your mouth over a guys penis to pleasure him. Save that stuff until you are much older and when you are in a more serious and commited relationship. And asking US if you are ready, is not something for us to determine. Are you ready? Are you going to want to take the risks of doing sexual things like that? I personally think that giving a guy a blowjob is the most disgusting thing a girl can do. I am not a virgin, and my boyfriend and I have done many things. But the day he asks me to put my mouth on his penis I will dump his ass even after 13 months of dating. But if it something YOU want to do and something YOU think you're ready to do, then do it. But at such a young age, I wouldn't reccomend it.

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i have a yahoo DSL and i was wondering how can i make this website my home page? thanks

At the top of your Internet window, you will see File, Edit, View, Favorites, Tools, and Help. Click on Tools. Go down to Internet Options.. Verify that the General Tab is selected. The very first option will say Homepage. You will see a URL, and then simply type in advicenators.com or whichever URL you'd like as your home page. Click Apply then OK. It won't happen right away, so close out the window you are in, and then open up a new window and it will bring you to Advicenators (or whichever site you want as your homepage).

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How do you bold text in myspace, and by this i mean bold only one word or a few words, not the whole paragraph?

TEXT without the ''s. For this and other font changes, transitions, color codes and etc- Refer to this page: http://www.buddy4u.com/view/?u=xXx+HTML+xXx

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In the About me section of myspace, how do you center the text and make it go on separate lines instead of a paragraph?

Center is without the quotations and the to separate it is once again without the quotations.

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okay so my friend is on birth control (actually my friend) last month about two weeks before she got her period she had some bleeding. i heard once that you can get pregnant on birth control but the pills will kill it. is that posibly what her bleeding was? im very interested because im planning on getting on birth control pills and i want to know about them

Yes, you can most definately get pregnant on the pill. The pills COULD kill it but sometimes they are not strong enough to. Being on the pill could cause spotting which could have been why she was bleeding. The only way for you to really know everything about birth control is to call your gynocologist and find out. They will tell you EVERYTHING you need to know about birth control, things to expect, what not to expect, your body's changes while on the pill, risks and etc.

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do girls where condoms?

Girls really don't have penises, so no, they can't wear condoms. Unless they magically grow a penis, and cum shoots out of it when you masturbate, then yes a girl could wear one. Other than that, I really don't think they can. Boys have the penis, boys wear the condom.

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I would like to buy a Chi Straightener, where can I find one and how much could I expect to pay for it?

You can find it at any salon store or any store that sells things mainly for hair. They run between 100-200 dollars so they're pretty expensive. I personally don't like them at all, they burn you too easily. I have a MaxiGlide and that is possibly the best straightener I have ever tried. You need to order it by phone though. If you want the number for it just something in my inbox and I'll get back to you.

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umm how is anal sex does it really hurt? and can it mess with my....you know when i go to the bathroom? lol i need to know

I have never tried, I WILL never try it, but from what I hear from the gay guys in my school, it hurts at first but after a while it's pretty good feeling. And after a few years, yes it can mess with that. It causes anal leakage. Meaning, fluids leak from your anus and there is no way to stop it. The way I think of buttsex, the asshole is an EXIT not an ENTRANCE.

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ok, i need a good voice mail to put on my cell phone, i don't want to use the old "hey you've reached ______, leave me a message and i'll get back to you" if anyone has any good idea for one, please help! i'll rate high!!!

HAHA! OH GOD. My friend has the funniest one and it gets me all the time. It says, Hello? ::pause:: Hello???? ::pause:: Hello?!??! ::pause:: IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO ANSWER THEN I'M HANGING UP! ::pause:: BEEEP! It's really funny. Try that one.

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many people on this site give contradicting advice as far as whether or not sperm dies when it hits the air or not. so let me ask you this, if that were true, would it not be pointless to donate sperm? (masturbating in a cup, and then freezing the sperm, which have been in the air for at least a minute or more) so my question is, can i assume all this advice on sperm dying in the air (and that it is impossible to get pregnant from any means other than sex) incorrect? thanks!

People are just idiots. Sperm doesn't die when it hits air, you are exactly correct, what would be the point if you could donate sperm? But their theory is very incorrect. Sure, a few sperm may die but not all of it.

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Okay, so I was at the drugstore yesterday buying eyeliner. I was in a rush, so I bought the cheap stuff the 75-cent shit. I put it on and wore it all day. Then at night I tried to wipe it off with Cetaphil, a facial cleanser, and it didn't come off!!! So i rubbed and rubbed and rubbed, and it finally came off. I think I got the Cetaphil in my eye, because an hour later, my eye was kind of pink and the skin around it stung a little and my eye kind of hurts. Help!!! I don't know what to do! I'm 15, my mom is on a business trip, and so is my dad! And I don't have a car!!!!

Of course it's red and hurts. You were rubbing it so damn hard. Keep a cool towel over your eyes for 20 minutes you'll be fine. It's not an infection, it's just irritated from rubbing it really hard.

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thanks, yeahh i guess i shouldnt really be worrying about all this relationship stuff, cus im not ready. yeahh this whole thing happened less then a month ago. and its going to take awhile to get everything back to normal... thanks for helping me out!!

No problem =) I hope you feel better.

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i've recently become a vegitarian. my mother is worried that i wont get enough protein, what are some foods that i can eat that contain protein (besides meat, obviously)?

You can try eggs and beans. They are both very high in protein. Also fish contains alot of protein, but I'm not sure if you're the kind of vegitarian that won't eat sea food. There are also vitimins you can take that have protein so you can get a full amount of protein for yourself. They work really good too. Good luck with everything.

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thanks for your advice... i know... its my choice.. but im just confused... my 2 ex/bfs... they are great, and they are the only "friends" who really believed me at first... and the one was HIS friend( his name is chris). I guess why im so... afraid of going out with one of my ex's, is because they know me... the real me... and im deathly afraid of people seeing who i really am now. the one (matt), can see thru me... like if i "act" like im okay, he knows im not... and the other one(chris)... well... hes amazing... everything i could ever imagine... and i know what your probably thinking... why do i even need your help then. well... did you ever feel like you werent "good enough"... or not even that... that he deserves better... i feel like i hold him down... because lately all i've done is sit inside, and cry... i've been a mess lately... and chris calls me every day to see if im okay, and he showed up at my house one day ( he lives 1hr away from me) just to say hi, and he bought me flowers... which just so happened to be the week after all that happened with my ex. so now its a month later, and i havent heard anything from anyone... besides the guys who "like" me. see chris never said he still liked me... i just like him, and im afraid if i mention anything, hes going to be like, im a friend, thats it... you know? and i dont no... i dont wanna hurt any of them... see... there that comes up again... cus i dont no if im ready for a relationship...

You basically just answered your own question right when you said: "cus i dont no if im ready for a relationship... ". If you don't know if you're ready for relationship yet, then you're clearly not. This seemed to have been just recent and getting right back into a relationship is going to be very hard at this point. You really need to start spending time with your girlfriends, hanging out, partying, having FUN. That's what you need right now, not a relationship. Give it a few months... I know that seems like a long time but it should be just enough to get your mind off of things for a while until you know for sure that you're ready to go back and start dating again. You don't need to be putting yourself through the stress of all that just yet. They both seem like really great guys. But boys is not something you really should be concentrating on right now. You need time to yourself, to get yourself as close to normal as you can get. Once that happens then you can start thinking about dating again. This doesn't mean you can't talk to them, you can still talk to them and be friends with them. And maybe, the time to yourself and just talking to them as friends will help you figure out a little bit more who you really like and who you'd like to be with you. You have to take it easy right now. You will be okay though =) If you need anything else, you know what to do =)



-Emily

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i am a 16yr old girl, and i havent been in a relationship recently bc i was raped/abused by my ex. and honestly im afraid of being in a relationship because of the past. i know i shouldnt let that effect anything in the future, because its done and over with... but i cant help to think what happens if someone hurts me again like my ex? and i no not every one on this planet is a sick minded freak like my ex was... but i cant help to wonder. there are numerous guys who like me, including 2 of my ex/bfs, who treated me with so much respect... but there is another guy who does like me, and i guess i like him too... but hes not really my type... hes sort of a dork, and yeahh. i know that doesnt matter, what im getting at is, if i do choose any of these, how do i make sure they wont hurt me like my other ex, and who do i pick??

First off let me say that what happened to you sucks and it should not EVER happen to anyone. I don't know what goes on in men's heads these days, but they are getting pretty f'cked up. And I sort of know what you're going through. I wasn't raped, but I was cheated on and verbally abused. Who you pick is something that none of us can decide for you, the decision is ultimately yours and yours alone- We don't know what these guys are like, we don't know if they can carry on a conversation, how they act around you or anything. YOU know all of that. So as far as us helping you who to choose, we can't decide that for you. All I can tell you is to choose someone who you know is going to respect you (I'll get to that in a second), someone who loves you for YOU someone you can depend on, and someone you can trust. I'm sure after going through an ordeal like that it's hard to trust ANY guy that comes your way. It's going to be hard, trust me it is, but every day you have to try to become stronger. It's so hard to tell who is going to be the one who is going to hurt you and who isn't.. It's sort of like an instinct. Start out with talking to them first, getting to know who they really are. Maybe you could talk to a few of their ex-girlfriends and see how they treated them. As for the two of your ex-boyfriends- You said that they treated you with so much respect. Why not one of them? Sure, it's going to be a little weird getting back together with them but you can always work to make things better. You really have to go with your gut on things now, follow your heart. I'm really not sure if that was much help, but if you need anything more just drop it in my box and I'll be sure to get back to you. I really hope everything works out for you. =)

♥

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Ok this morning, I woke up and there was this tiny blemish/zit thing down there..idk what it is!! Please help me..im freaking out..It's like a dot smaller than a zit but bigger than a blemish and there's a whitehead or something in it...I've never had sex..and no one has been "down there"..please help!

So? Just because you didn't shave down there in a month doesn't mean you can't get an ingrown hair. That's exactly what it is. Or it can just be a regular pimple. There is nothing to worry about. I promise you that's all it is it will go away in a few days and you'll be FINE. It is impossible for you to have gotten any kind of STD without having SEX that's why it's called a sexually transmitted disease. I promise you there is nothig wrong and it's just an igrown hair or a pimple. Put hot water on it and try to pop it. If it hurts really bad and you see a sort of black dotish looking thing that would be the ingrown hair. (Unless you have another color hair but that's none of my business). CHILL DARLING YOU AREN'T GOING TO DIE I SWEAR!! =)

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well i was walking home from school and an old man came up to me he groped me so i punched him in his nose it was the first thing that came into my head,and it started bleeding he told me he was going to press charges what should i do?

He can't press charges on you if he touched you. That is sexual harrasment and he could be arrested, thrown in jail and YOU can press charges. You need to go to the police about what he did because of that. The whole punching him in the nose is self defence and you can't get in trouble for that at all. Call the cops and you can get him arrested and if he says he's going to press charges on you for making him bleed then it's crap, because he can't if you were defending yourself.

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Ive had sex wit one guy and everything and Ive been on top and done the whole reg. position. But I wanna know how many positions are there, what are they, and how they work? People always ask me what muh fav. position is and I have no idea. Im not that experienced so I have no idea. I juss wanna know so I wont look stupid in any way and I can know for muhself..Thanks! Hope you all can help me

I found a site for you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sex_positions. There are a few hundered positions I think around 200-300 give or take a few. If you look at that site there are a few different positions with pictures so maybe you could refer to it. My favorite is the pretzle. It should be on there.

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I was three days late for my period so I took two home pregnacy test and they both came up with a very faint positve. I then got my period like an hour after I took the second one. Is it possible that the test were wrong or can you be pregnate and still get your period?

99.9% of the time, women will not get their periods when they are pregnant. Normally, if you get your period you have aborted the fetus. Yes, it is possible for you to be pregnant but the chances are extremely slim. I really don't think you should have anything to worry about since you've gotten your period, but just to be 100% positive, when you finish your period take another test and see how it turns out. Also, pregnancy tests are not 100% accurate. Just wait it out, I'm sure you'll be fine. You have nothing to worry about :)

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