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voice mail...


Question Posted Friday June 17 2005, 12:14 am

ok, i need a good voice mail to put on my cell phone, i don't want to use the old "hey you've reached ______, leave me a message and i'll get back to you" if anyone has any good idea for one, please help! i'll rate high!!!

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OrangeChikn answered Friday June 17 2005, 11:25 am:
"What's up? This is ________-izzle for shizzle. Leave a mizzessizzle and I'll get back to you a sizzle as possiblizzle.."

lol.....I was just kidding, I don't know.

~*Tiffany*~

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x0xbabygrl answered Friday June 17 2005, 11:20 am:
ya sure you could say "sorry i couldnt get you my cell, i will call you back asap!"


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xXxpinky615xXx answered Friday June 17 2005, 11:10 am:
HAHA! OH GOD. My friend has the funniest one and it gets me all the time. It says, Hello? ::pause:: Hello???? ::pause:: Hello?!??! ::pause:: IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO ANSWER THEN I'M HANGING UP! ::pause:: BEEEP! It's really funny. Try that one.

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luv2swim109 answered Friday June 17 2005, 10:36 am:
this is the baskin robins one i usse....

"hello this is patty mcdunn from baskin robins, if you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds we'll give you 31 dollars in 31 days" give them time to name some then say "i'm sorry you did not name 31 flavors in 31 seconds so therefor you do not recieve 31 dollars in 31 days. thank you and leave a message."

you have to say it really really fast. its really funny though and it would be a really cool voice message.

~natt~

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hyperhottiegirl answered Friday June 17 2005, 8:42 am:
well this one is my favorite "hey how are you i have been missing you" and then they talk thinking it you haha funny rite then you say "well actually i dont know who you is because this is a message machine but leave a message and i will get back to you who ever you are soon" isnt that great lol yeah if you dont like it no prob. idk ~JORDAN E~

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iSLAND_iNTHE_SUNx0 answered Friday June 17 2005, 3:36 am:
I usually record a few seconds of a song and then say like "Its my phone, leave a message!". Lol, you know whats a good one? Okay, you record loud music and you saying "Hello? HELLO?! HANG ON LET ME TURN THE RADIO DOWN!" then turn it down and say "Leave a message". Lol, it'll make them think you're on the line, but its actually your voicemail. Hope I helped!
♥ Please rate.

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TickledPink answered Friday June 17 2005, 1:25 am:
I dont really know any.. but I looked up "funny answering machines" and these are some sites I found =D

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Hope one of those can help you =D

<3 Maddie

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HyperactiveMiss answered Friday June 17 2005, 1:07 am:
You could start talking and make them believe they're actually talking to you, and then finally say something like "Leave a message after the beep" lol.

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IPIiINIkI_my_anti_drug answered Friday June 17 2005, 12:48 am:
Mine is:
Hey you have reached baskin robins 31 flavors!! Introducing thier 32nd flaver the Michelle Flaver!! The Michelle Flaver is curently unavailable, BUTTT if you leave your name and number after the tone we will be happy to call you back when that flavor is available!! Thanx for calling have a great day!!
But instead of michelle put your name and you need to be enthusiastic when you say it!!
&hearts; MIchelle

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