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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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For Christmas I thought it'd be cute to do a '100 things I like about you' for my boyfriend. First of all, is that a terrible idea? What do you think he'd think about it? He's pretty sentimental about gifts.
&& Do you have any ideas that I could put in there?
(IE: 17. I love when you say those cute little sayings you come up with out of nowhere.
23. I love how you write me notes when we both know you dislike it.
34. I love how you hug me from behind.)

Thanks!

Make sure to title it, "100 reasons why the people on advicenators think I love you."

I said that because you actually have to come here for reasons why you love your boyfriend.

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i'm a guy, 14 yrs. old. here's my dilemma. this girl has a boyfriend right, and everyday in class we hug and talk till class starts. she doesn't even act like she has one. my question is what do i do now, i'm totally clueless.

You do realize that guys and girls can hug without dating...right?

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Hello, I need some help or advice. Well I'm 20 years old and I live with my parents. My entire life they have been controlling. However, recently I was engagged and moved out simply because they wanted me to and broke off the engagment and moved back home because I relized I loved someone else. Whom they hate and wont meet because he broke off the engagment. Anyways, I love him. However my parents think I'm 12 and tell me what to do, they tell me what time to be home, and yell at me when I get home after 3 in the morning. I know I live here with them however, I can't take them telling me what to do. I've told them before but they do not change. However, last night I got home around 4, and my parents were awake and said they tried callign me, but i was sleeping. I was like okay, they were like your a lier, dans a bad guy, and yoru a bad person, and saying all this negative bad thigns about me, when all I want to do is not have them controll me anymore. Anyways, my mom and dad were yelling and them my dad started hitting me I wasnt' talking back or anything, just simply because he was mad them my mom tried to stop him, then he started trying to hurt my puppy. Then they finally went to bed. I dont' know what to do. I want to move out with my boyfriend but I'm afraid they will not let me and controll me, I need to get out of here. I need to move out but then i'm afraid they will try to take my car away, or try to hurt my boyfriend or me? Help I don't know what to do or where to go for help I feel lost, and confuesed and controlled I need to be free. Help Please!

Well, since you are twenty years old, they don't have much of a choice if you want to move out. Are you on the title of your own car? If so, they cannot do anything. If they do you can call the cops on them for stealing it. If they try and hurt you or your boyfriend, same thing. Do not deal with them. Move out, there is no need to deal with abust at any age, especially when you can so easily move away from it.

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HOW DO I GET RID OF DEPRESSION? I ve tried but I cant. Please give me some suggestions. Thankz bye.

By seeking professional help.

How was that an insult? Are you stupid? Now, that was an insult. Telling you to get professional help is not one. Good job being a complete moron.

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ok theres this one guy he asked me to go to winter formal.
i said yeah i dont know how to say no.
IM NOT DESPRATE.
anyways before i met him i met this one guy and i like him
and then like 3 monthes later i found him on myspace.
and then the guy who asked me to winter formal found him
and now hes lieing and saying im going out with him
and the other guy dosent talk to me anymore
and i dont know if eriks message got to him.
OMG.
please help.
im 13 female
erik 14 male (well duh..)
brandn 15

OH NOES!

Not the hassles of a thirteen year old's love life. Whatever, you'll find other guys you like. You can try and find the guy you like somewhere he can't ignore you can talk to him. If that doesn't work, move on.

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Im making a list for my boyfriend for christmas..


100 reasons why i love you

can you help me get a few?

I'm really sorry to say this, but if you need help compiling a list of 100 reasons why you love your boyfriend....you really don't love him.

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Ok i have this ex... *ben* Well ben dumped me after 2 days.. we were perfect for each other. Well I have told everyone that i dont like him but its so hard to get over ben.. i mean we had the same likes/dislikes/initials/personalities.. EVERYTHING! it was a dream come true... anyways, its hard to get over him and if a girl flirts or likes him i get mad. And i figured out that 2 of my friends like him, and i got pretty pissed.. they dont know though. Is the rule of never liking your friends x's true? Like if they break up with you? Im so confused i dont know if im being selfish or normal! sorry this is long
please help!

There is no rule of liking your exes. That is a stupid rule, and people should get over it. Now, you are being pretty stupid. You can't tell in two days how "perfect" you are for each other. You (and every other couple) thinks it, but had it been a month, two months, six months, whatever...you would have seen the ugly side of him. Just get over him, it can't be that damn hard.

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i have a part in a play and i need to be poesessed (weird) anyy tips i rate 5s

Start convulsing and spew blood from the pores on your face.

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my friend has a lot of freckles especially on her upper lip and she looks like she has a mustache and nooo cover ups hide it is there any way to get rid of freckles?

Tell her to love the face that God gave her.

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I have been aiming people and soon the convo dries up. can anyone give me a list of interesresting questions? like 10= could get you a 5, unless the questions are realy interesting.

"What are your views on abortion?"
"What are your views on gay marriages?"
"What political party are you?"
"From what lineage do you hail from?"
"What are you views on the war?"
"What did you eat for breakfast today?"
"Have you been up to date on the ever changing stock market?"
"Did you know that apple seeds contain a small doseage of cyanide?"
"How do you feel about the teenage marriage rates?"
"How do you feel about sex before marriage?"
"What religion are you?"

Those are some good questions to see if your AIM buddies are up to date with current events.

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is there anyway to find out no name numbers that call you on your cell??

thanks!!

Answer them and say, "Who da fuck is dis?"

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when someone goes "ill tap that!" or say "you know you'd tap that!" does it mean have sex basically? thanks in advance, I RATE HIGH for GOOD

I'd tap that: This is short for, "I'd tap that ass," therefore your assumption is correct. Most people who say that sadly do not actually tap anything except themselves.

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ok well,im 15, there is this guy that i have a crush on, but he has a girlfriend. Me and my boyfriend just broke up. I know that i didnt like it when other girls liked my bf. So do you think it is wrong that i like someone elses boyfriend? This has been bugging me for a long time.

It's not a problem that you like him, but it is if you do anything to break them up. Then you're just a horrible person.

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Is it true that if you crack your knuckles they get bigger? This seems totally fake to me...how can your bones grow because you move them around?

Your knuckles aren't bones, they're joints. Cracking them, from what I understand, either releases or lets in something (not 100% sure what). This is what causes the joints to grow bigger. I've cracked my knuckles since sixth grade and they have grown.

Also, there has been NO proven medical problems associated with cracking your knuckles. It might annoy people, but nothing will happen to you later in life.

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me and my boyfriend had sex yesterday, and since then, my vxgina itches realllllllllllly bad. is this normal? helppp!!

I didn't know that vxgina's could get itchy. Seeing as normal, healthy females don't have vxginas, you should see your doctor. You should have a vagina.

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I'm bi and I decided to tell my mom but now I really regret it because I think she thinks I am weird now. She acts really different around me. What should I do?

She was probably weirded out because bisexuality isn't real.

You're ether confused, easy, or not ready to admit you're a lesbian. You can't like both sexes.

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whats a a way i can surprise my boyfriend. i need something like romantic and sexy a day that us to can just be lost in love. help please!
thank you
always and forever
Daniella

You could always sit around and watch Nikelodeon, that always gets my girlfriend going.

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OMG i'm soo bored can someone please give me some ideas of something to do thanks. bw i'm 14/f and all of my friends are busy

You could always write a romance novel.

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I know its not the season for track yet but I've been wondering about this for a month or two... but I'm planning on trying out for the track team this year. I'm kind of out of shape so I was wondering what are some exercises I could do to help me get in shape?
Thanks. :)

Running is probably a good idea for track.

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does anyone have or know or know where i can find any good love poems for teens?
im searching google, but i cant find ones that arent so....for older people. lol.

5's for good assistance =]

I don't know of one, so I'll write you one to use:

Your love is like caffine.
Rushing to my head.
I want to hold your hand.
After sixth period.
I hope you can come over.
And do English homework.
Then stare at other girls.
So I'll call you a jerk.
I like to eat my dinners.
With some mashed potaters.
When you're mean to me.
I'll post on Advicenators.

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