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ok heres the situation..my parents said i can only get a cat if i can find a place for the litter box so my puppy wont get into it when nobodys home. i cant think of anyplace to put it, any suggestions?

my dog does the same thing...so what my mom did was get an old desk from a thrif store and put my cats food and litter box up there so that way my cat can jump up there and my dog cant.
and that way you can put it anywhere.

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when you have your period and you were sitting down and then you get up is it normal that i always feel a lot of blood coming out for a few minutes?

its totally and utterly normal...UNFORTUNATLY

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PLEASE HELP ME!!!! I've been invited to a pool party, but the problem is that i've got to wear a bikini and i've noticed some fairly noticable hair on my chest and stomach and it's on ym back aswell. You can see it in the light and when it gets wet, it's REALLY noticable. Does anyone know what to do????? I will rate 5s for good advice.

P.S. I can't wear a costume, i haven't got one and it's too late to go and buy one now!!!!

what ever you do DONT SHAVE IT...use a hair removel product...or whats even better is waxing...it is VERY painful but definatly worth it. and i wouldnt advise doing it the day before becasue when you wax anything you pull hair by the roots and that causes skin to become red so...if you choose to wax do it about two or three days before.

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This is going to be the strangest question ever. My grandmother and my mother both carried a Bible as part of their bouquet for their weddings. I want to do the same. There are 4 possible Bibles that would fit the bill.
#1-Grandmother's Bible-She isn't around, and she wouldn't let my mom carry it. It's a faded ivory.

#2-Mom's Bible-She carried it, but she is now divorced. So maybe superstitiously, I don't really want to carry it. I will already be wearing her veil. It is white.

#3-The Bible I was given when I was Baptized. It's blue, and a little stained due to a fire. I don't think anyone will see the stained.

#4-The Bible I was given at or near birth with my name written on it. It is a very light pink.

All of these Bibles mean something to me. They aren't huge, so weight shouldn't be an issue. One day I want the blue one, and one day I want grandmother's Bible. What's your opinion?

i would go with the one you were baptized with... i mean its a specail time when you get married and when your baptized. the two events kinda go together.
if you dont decide to go with that one then go with the fourth one becuase the one your mother carried could/will be a bad sign...and if your grandmother didnt let your mothr carry hers down the aisle then you probably shouldnt either.

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i had my period last month for 2 days and it was very light. Now it is very heavy and its more than two days. Does this mean they will change each month?

it may be the seasons. when climate changes your blood gets affected. when its really hot your blood flows faster thus making you period heavier and lasting much longer. in cold/cool weather your blood flows much slower thus making your period lighter. its either the seasons or an irregular pattern.

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I am a former self-injurer, and I finally stopped cutting at the end of 8th grade (I'm going into 9th). I've been happy since the end of 8th grade and haven't had a reason to cut, or I'v refrained myself from cutting. But that's how I deal with stress. And I'm afraid I'll relapse this year from stress. I've been to therapy, and I write a lot. Is there any other way I could possibly deal with stress that isn't destructive?

thanks in advance!

sure there is...my friend used to be a cutter and her therapist told her to buy some silly putty so that way when she feels like cutting or has alot of stress she can take it out on a peice of putty.

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OK i have really liked this guy. I have liked this guy for 2 years my 7th and 8th year. In my 7th year i was a GEEK i dressed so UGGGG..BAD anywayz my friend told him i liked him and them he stoped talking to me. THem in the last weeks of 8th grade he started talking to me again. I was much prettyer in 8th grade then 7th. Once we ran down to the caf. and he said "YOur the fast i've ever seen a girl run" then when we got there.. some kid yelled. "Does she like you?" and he said " no, that was last year" and them i was crushed because i still liked him but i said "yup thats right" anyways. THem this summer.. he has asked my mom if i wanted to go bike riding sometime because he only lives like 4 miles away from me and stuff like "you should bring her down to your work sometime" and stuff like that. I almost always talk to him now. But he will never ask me out. He also has never had a gf or a kiss. SO what should i do to hint him on asking me out. or what should i do.. I don't want to ask him out or tell him i like him even thought he already knows because his grandpa told him.. long story there.but anywayz . please help i do rate..

it depends on what type of person you are if you are confident and arent afriad of getting your feelings hurt then go for it. but if your shy just try to hint him on asking but if that doesnt work then you will have to work up the courage to ask him yourself.
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what's the best way to get rid of dark under-eye circles?

you could use concealer. but not the kind that heals acne because that is bad for the sensitive skin under eyes. but that is the best way that i can think of.

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There's this guy that i met at a local teens club. He was super cool, and my friend keeps saying she thinks he likes me. I dont know, he was totally sarcastic like, the entire time, like making fun of my friends (not really, just playing) but he didnt make fun of me. and when this one guy made fun of me, he through cake at him, but it might have been cuz the guy was making fun of him to...i have no clue what to do, should i make a move, or chill out and wait for more signs?

Thanks in advance,
Jessy

that depends mainly on you...id you are confident and not afraid of getting your feelings hurt then go for it because you would have nothing to lose. but if you are shy like me then hang back and look for more signs to make sure that you are certain that you arent doing something that you would regret.
NOTE: it does sounds like he likes you but it kinda hard to tell.
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ok im not as mad at u as she is cause a. is gonna be at school but im still a little angry 4 what u did

another of the group

i tried 2 stop her she wouldnt listen

if you want to talk to me email me...

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if u find a guy near perfect +u really like them u will think they r perfect but that doesnt mean that theyre gay. i think my bf is perfect even though others dont and no matter what every1 else says and think hes not gay even though we hear somethin abouthim bein gay but hes not

thats fine then...if you dont think that he is gay and that he is perfect then GOOD!!! dont worry about what other people think.
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kt u r a butthead!!!!!!!!!!!
one of the people

thats nice...stop talking to me...your harrassing me...stop it...and stop using MY advice column to harrass me.

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Why are boys so... i dont even know what word to use.. i mean they tell you they love you just to get in your pants! and they are sooo confusing, they bring so much pain but i still want them! ... grrr, am i making any sense? all i truley want is this...
i want a boy---
who can wrestle with me
and let me win.
who i can talk to about anything.
who laughs at my jokes.
a boy who puts my cold hands
in his warm hoodie pockets.
who lets me use his sweatshirt
for a pillow.
who buys me 25 cent rings,
and sticky hands.
who says i love you & means it.
who will kiss me in the rain,
in the sunshine, and in the snow.
who calls unexpectedly.
who will have many inside jokes
with me and remember each one.
a boy who notices girl's haircuts.
who realizes that girls say things
but dont always mean them.
who i can go swimming with
on hot days.
who can tell me his problems
and let me help.
who will listen to me talk--
about the new nail polish i got.
who will bring me seashells
from the beach.
who will let me beat him up
when i get angry.
who writes love letters to me,
but doesn't send them.
who draws pictures and slips them
gently into my locker slot.
who saves his genuine, big smiles for me.
a boy with deep eyes,
that can see through faces into depths.

who wears baseball hats and
lets me wear his too.

who gives me his t-shirt to change into
and not expect to get it back.
who knows my favorite color, song,
car, vegetable, perfume and
the color of my toothbrush.
a boy who will shake my dad's handand look my mother in the eye.
who will call me by my full name--
first, middle and last.
a boy who will kiss me and
tell me i'm beautiful.
a boy who will let me cry to him.
who will squeeze my hips just right.
who suprises me and compliments
my manicure and plays with my hair.
who knows when i have a math test
or when i fail one.
a boy who smells like
he just stepped out of the shower.
who tells me i have a nice laugh,
and a smile that lights up the room.
a boy who's simply mine to hold."
that is exactly what i want!
why cant i get that?

that is every girls dream...*sigh* but sadly all the guys close to perfect are gay and will never be anything but gay.
the reason you cant get a guy like that is because no straight guy is/will never be close to that.
sorry
i wish i had a guy like that

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i pierced my cartlige on my b-day on march 31 ... & now im doing cheerleading so they make me take it off ...no biggie, but when i was putting it back on i relized it was infected, so what can i do and shouldnt i do to make it feel better?! (bu the wasy it looks like a have a pimple on the back of the hole thingy but its the infection thingy

what you do:
clean it out twice a day with hydrogen peroxide mixed with water. and put neosporin on it once a day.

what you dont do:
dont put your earring in
dont touch it (it may itch or hurt tempting you to touch it but dont)

advice to you when the infection clears up wash it out once a week with peroxide and water.

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my boyfriend of 7 months got drunk the other night and planned on hiding it from me. i found out from someone else who was there. my boyfriend always promised & swore that he would never drink and how stupid he was. he ended up getting drunk with his friend and when i found out, i gave my boyfriend soooo many chances to confess and tell me the truth and he didnt. later he finally admitted it and i was so outraged that i broke up with him and told him i never want to see him again, and i hung up. he hasnt tried to call me or fix things up. my friends called him and said he was crying and too afraid to talk to me. i dont want to call him first...but should i forgive him? he broke my trust.

if you still love him and want him back then yes i think you should call him first. when you call him there might be a good chance that he will turn from sad to mad. so maybe tell him that you miss him and that even though he did make a big mistake you made a bigger one. that will tell him that you still have feeling for him and want him back.

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My vet keeps sending me postcards wanting me to bring in my cat to get her yearly exam and shots. Is this really necessary? When I was a kid, we never brought our cats to the vet. We live in an apartment, so my cat never goes outside or is exposed to other animals. So I don't see a purpose for these vaccines. She was just at the vet 2 months ago for an eye infection, so they know she is in good health. Is it really that necessary that I bring her?

it is a good idea to bring your cat in to the vet. when you bring a cat to the vet they give shots for heartworms and other worms that even if your cat is a indoor cat still needs.

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I belong to an apartment complex pool,where there are like no kids my age, they are mostly around 9. I'm 13 so there arent many hotties with bodies laying around. But there is this one guy, he looks about a year or two older than me (which is fine cuz i dont usually date guys my age). Its kinda hard to explain a stare i guess lol. But he always looks and me and smiles when i look back at him. I'm kinda of shy and i think he is shy too. There was about a million chances to talk to each other, but no one took them. I'm pretty sure i like him, you know that "he is all i think about and i cant wait to see him"bit.I've been trying to strike up the nerve to talk to him, but i just cant do it. It seems weird going up to a complete stranger and talking to them. What would i say?And..*sigh* i just got back together with my on and off again boyfriend who is crazy for me. I broke his heart twice already, if i do really like this guy too, i dont know if i could stand breaking his heart again. We've been really good friends while we havent been together, i cant stand to loose him.
I need help, guys or girls point of view, do you think he likes me? should i go for it?Im not an amature in the dating department, im more mature all the kids my age, i just need help getting started.

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my advice to you is to swallow your pride. just go over and say hey i noticed that you were sitting all alone and may be in neeed of company. that SHOULD tell him that you are more mature then a average 13 year old. or if you jsut say hi whats your name if you to scared to say the first thing.

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Is 13 old enough to have a boyfriend...not like pair off and go out on an actual date or anything...but to really like a boy and have a first kiss or sumthin...it's not like I want to, but when I see kids in my grade kissing and holding hands and stuff and I'm just curious to whether it's right or if it's silly or if it's age-appropriate...?

sure it is...but if your not ready to do that kind of stuff then dont. just because your friends are doing that stuff doesnt mean you have to.

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Sorry, i didn't know what category to put this under. lol, okay my question is, if you dont know how to put a tampon in, and you're NOT on yor period. Can you still practice to stick one in you? Because I'm going to a party soon and I should be getting my period soon. And I'm going to have to swim. And I just need to know how to put a tampon in. So could I practice, while I'm not on my period? What would it do?

although you could practice but i heard that it raises your chances of toxic shock syndrome. so if you are going to practice i would only leave it in for about 5 minutes or so.

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this is stupid but i'll give 5's. if you want to get motovated to do something like work out everyday or practice for a sport everyday does anyone have any ways that they get motovated for something like that? thanks in advanced

i have the same problem. when i want to do two things at once and i know that one thing is better than the other. i just take a good look in the mirrior and i tell myself how i would benifit and not benifit from the thing i want ot accomplish. and as i tell myself the list i get worse and worse as i go on. such as if i think im fat and i should excersise instead of sit in front of the tv and eat food. i start with i may get fatter then i will get so fat no one will like me and therefore i will become unhappy...and so on. normally that helps

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