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So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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i didn't know which catagory this would fit in.. but i have this major problem about worrying about my cat. here is the story:

i had another cat some years back and she was injured by a speeding car one night while i was out. She was turned in the emergency room in critical condition with life-threatening conditions such as blindness, and jaw deformation.

my family and i decided to put her to sleep, and later on (two years later) i got a new cat. i made her an indoor cat so nothing would really happen to her. however, i always get bad visions of my cat dying in her sleep, like Sudden kitten death syndrome (Like SIDS) and there have been times I woke up seeing my cat not move at all, and I got terrified, and tried waking her up and she did. I always freak out when she is laying next to me or somewhere else. I always get worried she'll die and I get so scared so much that I feel like it's sending me into major paranoia.

I love my cat so much and it would break my heart if something ever happened to her, which is probably why I get like that. But I am still a little confused why I keep feeling that way, and I would like to know. I would also like advice on how to treat this problem so I would feel a bit more ease.

thanks in advance

It sounds like you're going insane.

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ya know how people are layering their shirts and everything nowadays? well i really like it but the thing is...i dont know how to really layer things without it looking weird. can someone help me and tell me like what goes with what? thanks

Become friends with homosexuals, they're the true queens of fashion.

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Hey you guys I was wondering if there are any REALLY good systems out there for cool photo editing that run on Windows 98 and is free?


Thank you in advance!

I'm sorry, but really good, free, and Windows 98 will never go in the same sentence.



Ever.

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ok so i have a sweating problem under my arms.

like REALLY badddd really really really really really really badddd. like ew i can't wear like anything besides black or really baggy T-shirts.
because im really self consious about it.

i've heard a lot about certain-dri the antipersperant stuff and i really wanna get it, im just embarassed to ask my mom cause she doesn't know about the problem (my mom isn't one of those psyco ladies or anything, she's like a normal all american stay at home mom) because once again im very embarassed and self concious about it.

so my questions are:

1)how should i ask my mom to get it without being embarassed?

2)If i get it, when should i put it on, i know at night but like afterrrr i shave or before? after shower? before? i need any advice you can give me


sorry this was soooooo long, but i really wanna know..


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thankss.

Well, you could always wear nothing but black, but I'm pretty sure your own mom wouldn't mind getting you something to help with a problem. It's not like you're pregnant or on drugs or something.

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hey my friend is 4'9 and she only weighs 85 pounds she eats alot and everything but she wont gain weight. this is a really big problem for her and shes been really sad about it. what are some HEALTHY ways 4 her to gain weight.
tnakyou
p.s dont say to pig out

By pigging out.

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i'm 15 and i want to get my belly button pierced, i;m afraid it will portray the wrong image. i don't worry about how it will affect guys, because they're MUCH less judgemental then girls, i just want to know if i'm gonna earn myself a bad name by doing this.

Who the fuck cares? You (should) get piercings because you want them, not because of what others think. If you are worried about what others think, take it out right now because you're nothing more than a trend follower and a sheep.

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when you have masturbated to girls and guys and you masturbated in front of both 2 and was actually turend on by it

I don't see a real question, but I'll attempt to answer it anyways.

First off, I have never nor will I ever masturbate to or in front of guys. If you wanna go ahead and do it, whatever, that's your thing.

Actually, now that I think about it, I really have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Please enlighten me.

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Iam a 17 female and i've had sex with several different guys all my boyfriends at one point.I have sex like 4 times a week with my present boyfriend and i think i may be pregnant what should i do?

You could always be more responsible and not fuck everything that walks.

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i have sorta bad acne on my forhead and what not i use proactive, some morning burst stuff, and another face wash but its not really working is there anything thats gunna work really really well ??

Bang your face into a wall a couple times.

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well thier is this really nice,cute,funny,8th grader and i really like him.But I don't know if he would go out with me.And I was this close from talking to him.But i got pushed down before i could say anything.The thing i want to know is"will a 8th grade boy go out with a 6th grade girl"thanks

Guys are usually fond of younger girls, but 8th grade and 6th grade just sounds like too much.

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Yea well i want to put like text on my myspace pictures && i want to make em look cool you know??
But i don`t know any sites to do that or have a clue how.
so if you can help with much detail on how it will be greatly appreciated.

Making your Myspace all fancy is for losers anyways.

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My grandmother died a little while ago (last Monday, actually) and I was very close to her. Although I seem to be handling well on the outside, I'm really torn up. I can't concentrate on anything and nothing seems worth it anymore. I am usually a very good student, I took last week off and now I'm back to school. The catch up work alone is overwhelming, I have assgnments piling on top of one another. Even if I could focus on my work, which I can't, I would still have a very difficult time catching up. With my lack of motivation as a result of my grandmother's death trying to finish all my assignments seems almost impossible. Is there anything I can do to try to get back on track? Thank you in advance.

I'm usually a dickhead on this site, but I can actually help you with this. My grandma died last year, and I was really torn up at first, but then I put my mindset to the fact that she was older, and had lived a full life, and was no longer suffering. It really helped me cope knowing that things were better for her now, even though I would miss her. My brother however, held things in. A lot. Now, almost a year and a half after it happened, he'll still break down, and this is all because he decided to hide how he was feeling from people. So don't hold it in, if you need to talk to someone, talk to close friends, internet friends, whatever. Putting on a fake smile is probably the worst thing you can do when something like this happens.

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I'm 15/f. I've never really had any health problems, I have never even been in an emergency room, but for some reason my heart beats real fast and strong about right before I go to bed. I breathe normally, but my heart pumps really fast and feels like its going to burst. I can feel it in my chest, but it doesnt really hurt. Is this normal or should I go to the doctors or something?

I had the same problem, either lower your caffine intake, or an alien is going to burst from your chest one day.

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14/m

ok so i met this girl a while ago, and she's now my girlfriend. the only thing is that she lives about a forty-five minute drive away, and when you're fourteen and gas costs as much, its hard to do anything.

advice on how to overcome this would be nice

thnx

Grow older or move closer.

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My girls all think that I am a sex freak. I am not saying I am a good in what I am doing, I am just saying that I do it a lot. I know I am not supposed to bring my girl to the house all the time just for sex. I am supposed to take her out etc. But I dont care, I can spend months inside the house doing nothing but having sex. I can come like 17 times a day, I am man by the way.It is not that I am young or I am not getting any, I just cant get enough. Besides, my girls all think that I have been starving for years if you know what I mean. If we go out, all I think about is sex. We might as well end up having sex in some public place. Its not that I dont love my girls or something, I do, I treat them good, and talk sweet to them, buy them stuff and dont cheat on them. If I am taking my girl out, I feel like I m loosing my time not getting freaky with her. I love to do nothing with my girl, just chill and get freaky. I dont have the patience not to take them out and stuff but sometimes its the only option.
Most of the times after sex and after I take my girl to her house, I jack of thinking about the hole situation. I dont know anyone like me, I know it is not a problem nad it causes no damage to health but still, this cannot go on. I am literarely horny 24/7 and I am hard most of the time, more than 50% of the time. I get hard in the dumbest most boring places.Sitting right next to this hairy guy in the bus, and all of the sudden I think about my girl and ...
Any siggestions?

"Sitting right next to this hairy guy in the bus, and all of the sudden I think about my girl and ...
Any siggestions?"

This might be an early sign that you are going to be gay one day. Don't worry though, in this day and age there is nothing wrong with being a homosexual. In fact, gay is almost the new straight. So enjoy having sex with girls while you're still young and attracted to them, because in a few years you'll be into men and having sex with them 24/7.

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I'm 16 years old and female. I had a boyfriend for over 2 years and we broke up at the beginning of the summer. I broke up with him, because I didn't really have feelings for him anymore, and he didn't treat me very well. Anyway, I've had a few boyfriends since him, and it was awful for him because he desperately wanted me back. Well now, I'm single, and he just told me that he has a new girlfriend. I'm extreemly jealous, and I can't think about anything else. Why are my feelings suddenly coming back, and why can't I get him off my mind?

Because you're an idiot teenager, but don't worry, you'll grow out of it.

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One of my best friend's came to me and another friend (also both bi) and told us he was bi and he was serosuis. Now fast forward a couple weeks, he says to me he's complety straight and would never do another guy, now i think he's lying whatta do ya think?

btw were all 14

14 year old's cannot be bi, they're too stupid to know what a fake sexual preference is.

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Guys do you think a girl that wears a A cup bra size can still be pretty? Or do you think a girl that wears a A cup bra size is ugly?

I guess it all depends on your body. If your breasts match your body, then yeah it would be fine. If you're a fatty then they would look awkward.

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ohkay well i really want a tredmill because i no it will work because its the same thing as running outside.. but the thing is my mom wont get me one because there so much money.. what is the cheapest tredmill you can get. also i go on ebay. what are some good tredmills on there? but i really need to no thanks =)

You could always, oh you know, RUN OUTSIDE.

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Does anyone masturebate with a showerhead? Like on one of those three settings? If so whats the feeling called when you like can't take it anymore. Is that an orgasm? Is there anyway to prevent it? Cause it feels so good when I masturebate I dont want to stop but that feeling makes me and then I feel so wrong after. Like I did something bad

It's better than using a power drill.

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