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So, like, I'm this guy. And like, I do stuff...

Chemist, musician, artist, programmer, coach, husband, dad, uncle, etc.

So yeah.

Advice-wise? There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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im 13/f and my sister whose 19 moved out about 1 1/2 yrs ago nd recently moved back in. She had a really controlling boyfriend and they were hooked on heroine. My mom had agreed to let her move back in if she stopped doin in. She moved back in about 2mnths ago and got rid of the old boyfriend. She got a new boyfriend but she's still using drugs. it's not just a once in a while thing either, its everyday, and as i said, my mom doesnt know and shes always saying how proud she is that my sister stopped doing drugs. I don't want to wreck me nd my sistersn relationship, but i think my mom needs to know because im afraid my sister will hurt herself.

-confused (link)
Indeed, your mom needs to know, so that your sister's problem can be made known to her, and so that something can be done. It still amazes me that heroin became so popular again, given its history and the number of people it has killed.


ok...on oct. 25 last year i got my permit...so its in a little over a month when i can get my license...how do i do it...i heard i need 2 make an appt. and stuff....and can u tell me what u do (tests etc.) i know u have 2 do a driving test and other stuff...but please tell me how i need 2 prepare and if i need 2 make an appt. and stuff....Thanks!!!!!!!!!! (link)
the answer to this depends on what state you live in... every state has different laws regulating driving. No one is able to answer your question given the information you've listed.

OK:

http://www.dmvs.ga.gov/drivers/
http://www.dmvs.ga.gov/drivers/generalDLinfo.asp
and finally:
http://www.dmvs.ga.gov/locate/index.asp


im 13 and never had a boyfriend. How old were you when you got your first boyfriend?? (link)
I've never had a boyfriend.


ok this might sound really weird but...

What is the difference between acne, pimples, and zits?

thanx if u answer me i will rate you a 5! (link)
acne is the state of having many, very bad, and constant pimples. Often, it can be caused by a bacterial infection in your skin on the face.

Zit is just slang for pimple, which are really just tiny infections in the pores of your skin. They fall under the overall category of dermatitis, which is any inflammation of the skin.


help im really confused about math right now. i dont no what rational, real, irrational, or natural numbers are! i looked up rational number in the back of the book and it said a real number and i looked up real number and it said a number that is irrational or rational.. u can see my probelm HELP ME PLEEAASEE!! if u r in algebra 1 or u just no what they r plz lemme no
thank u soo much (link)
Irrational numbers:

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/IrrationalNumber.html

Real numbers:

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/RealNumber.html

Natural numbers:

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/NaturalNumber.html

Rational numbers:

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/RationalNumber.html


what are termination and repeating numbers? (link)
Isn't this what your math class is for?


...anyway...


I assume you mean decimals?

If so, a repeating decimal is one that repeats the same number of number pattern over and over, for infinity... like 1/3 is 0.3333333333333-forever. That is a repeating decimal.

A number such as 1/2 = 0.5 is terminal, in that it ends - thus, it terminates. There is no repeating decimal place, like 0.27272727272727272727etc...

make sense?


i just burned myself on the oven rack in my oven. its blistering now, will i have a scar? it was 450 degrees to let you know...any advice? (link)
If the burn is bad enough, go to the ER... the reason I say this is a 2nd degree burn can get infected if bad enough. If it covers a large area, you want to get someone to look at it ASAP.

If it hasn't popped, DO NOT POP THE BLISTER!

Take great care to keep the area as clean as possible, and very carefully and gently wrap the area to keep it protected.

DO NOT POP THE BLISTER! That is how infection gets in.

Again, if the blister is large, and especially if it has also popped, go see a doctor soon - do not risk infection.


How do you delete a question you have already asked? Thanks (link)
It is site policy to not delete questions once they are officially approved. No one can link a question you asked to you other than the Level 2 moderators, and we do not make the information public.


i think i am being stalked. i get weird emails from somone named "zoner" and when i walk home from skool theres someone close behind me but after i turn around a few times they go away. what should i do? (link)
Call the police. No, really. Call the police. Nothing can be done if you don't report it.


Alright, well under my questions, it has a question I did not ask! It is someones question under my user name and no one knows my password. Why did this happen and what can I do about it? (link)
Apparently, a few people have noted that they've come back to the site, and the session is freaking out, logging them in as other people. We're aware of the issue and trying to figure out exactly what's going on.


This is a note to all question askers: Pay attention to if your question has already been approved. DO NOT keep sending the same question out over and over again once it's already been accepted or the mods will just delete it. (Ie: The young girl with the question concerning a guy named Travis your question is visible on the 2nd page of he main pages and already has 5 answers). Thanks. (link)
HAHAHAHAH!!!! It is like you think people actually pay atention to shit posted on here...

*coughs*

well, beyond a small handful of people, anyway.


ok like all my friends ave done something wit a guy like sexual n i really havent lke sometimes i really want to do something more wit a guy but my longest relationship was like a month so i ddint do anyuhting like i odnt like this kid too much but hes really sexually active and i wanna like do something wit him but i dunno how to do anhting and i dont wanna embarress myself im only 15 but time is running out and im still here wihtout sex lol (link)
Time is running out? Shit, you're only 15... you've got all the time in the world. You'll make a larger ass of yourself by doing something you'll regret with someone regrettable than you would be being patient and waiting for a better moment. Don't be stupid all because people around you tell you that they are stupid. Think for yourself. Do what you need to do, but give it some real thought.


okay well i've always told myself that i'm going to wait until marriage before i have sex... but now that i'm older and in highschool i've faced reality. and i'm not gonna kid myself. if i'm ready to have sex, i'm going to. of course i'm gonna wait for the guy i love, but still. everyone always says "wait til marriage" but in reality WHO REALLY DOES? and even if i have sex with a guy and we break up and regret it, that doesnt mean i'm gonna be depressed for the rest of my life would it? so whats the big deal? who agrees. (link)
don't wait until marriage - but wait until you're in a stable, committed relationship that you're willing to continue to work hard towards... aka, wait until you're with the person that you're going to marry.


Is it possible to overdose on vitamin c? i mean i just bought cough drops that say each drop has 100 percent of the vitamin c i need each, is ok to take more if i need them? (link)
Fern's got the best on here so far.

I thought I'd go ahead and add that Vitamin C is one of the FEW vitamins that you pretty much cannot OD on... other vitamins like A, any of the B's (riboflavin, niacin, folic acid, etc), D, E, and K are all capable of overdose, and some can even be deadly at a high enough level.


i dont know what to put this under .. but my back is KILLING me .. its like my upper back and idk it feels like someone is stabbing me in the back its all along my shoulders .. (link)
rest up - lay down in a comfortable position for a while and see if you can alleviate the pain...

if not, back problems are NOT to be taken lightly - see a doctor if it persists. You might need to evaluate your posture, or see a physical therapist to help work out the kinks and strengthen muscles in you back that will help prevent recurring back pain.


Okay I asked a question before about the pill and I was wondering something else....If I do decide to have sex w/out a condom, and get pregnant say five months later....if I keep taking the pill, will it kill the fetus before it gets into the really late stages of pregnancy? If anyone knows any websites with that information, i'd appreciate it a lot...i've searched and can't find anything....Thanks

Female, 16 (link)
No. The pill is not abortive. It is designed to prevent conception form occuring in the first place, and since it IS possible to get pregnant on the pill, then it most certainly will NOT abort the fetus.


I just started Guitar, the 15th to be exact. Its my first time ever playing the guitar and It really comes easy. I have played the Piano since I was 7 so that helps.
What I'm asking you about is My guitar is brand new and very shiny. What do you do to clean/polish it? I'm afraid to use anything for fear of ruining it. I could ask my teacher but I don't see her till next week and my sister, husband are coming tomorrow and she has been thinking of getting a guitar and has asted like she knows all. I really wanted to have my guitar all clean and beautiful with out the fingerprints.

If you could give any information that would be greatly appriecated.
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I have used some of the commercially available guitar polishes, such as the spray-on/wipe-off stuff from Gibson and PRS. Car wax also works, but only on guitars that have that style of paint (aka, Fenders, but not Gibsons {or at least not the Les Paul}).

I would not recommend Windex, unless you are sure the pain is fairly thick, and even then, don't use it on the neck at all.

Some guitars, you can use a bit of lemon oil on the fret board.

I think Endust is ok, but I'm not sure about furniture sprays like Pledge.

You can also check the website of the guitar maker - many of them have site, and might offer cleaning tips for their particular instruments. I know any cellulose-based paint jobs like what you find on the Les Paul need to be handled very differently from the multi-layer acrylic paints of Fender, Ibanez, etc.

Another thought is to be a little more careful with cleaning acoustics - there is more bare wood exposed, like on the entire inside of the guitar - than on an electric. Generally, I use the same techniques, but might apply the polish to the cloth instead of directly to the guitar, just to make sure I have absolute control over where the polish is applied.

But yeah, I like the spray-on polishes. They are generally pretty cheap - about $5 a bottle, and last a really long time.

a few links to some polishes that I would use or have already used:

http://www.zzounds.com/item--MRTGP
http://www.music123.com/Yamaha-Guitar-Polish-i34812.music
http://www.gtstrings.com/PolishPage.htm

More polishing info:

http://www.cleverjoe.com/articles/guitar_polish_fretboard_cleaning.html
http://www.fretnotguitarrepair.com/cleaning.htm
http://guitar.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.frets.com/FRETSPages/Musician/GenMaint/Cleaning/cleaning01.html


I wake up every morning at least two hours earlier than my first class. I get up, take my dog for a walk, take a shower and get ready. You would think that all of that would wake me up enough to stay awake during my classes wouldn't you?

No luck for me. My hardest class is at 9 mondays and 9:30 wednesdays - Mammalian Anatomy and Physiology- and I am constantly falling asleep durring it. I try to take notes and sit next to the open windows, but it doesn't work. Coffee never seems to help me stay awake, and it gives me an upset stomach even if it did. Does anyone know of anything else that I could do to get myself awake and alert during this class? I don't want to just get a good grade, I actually want to learn everything and remember it all for my job in the future And this means actually paying attention in class. (link)
silly as it may seem, have you tried eating an apple yet? Coffee is just rank to me, but I have no qualms of drinking Mt. Dew... Livewire is like drinking cool-ade to me (which is bad as I drink too much of it).

Also - are you eating breakfast at all?


OK here's the deal. I smoke cigarettes .. yes I know all the bad stuff about it already and I know I shouldn't do it, blah blah blah. My best friend doesn't know tho. Shes my best friend in the entire world and I hate keeping this from her. A couple of people who she doesnt like know I smoke. She doesnt even know i talk to them. I hate keeping it from her. I dont want to quit. She thinks smoking is really stupid. How can I tell her about it ? (link)
Well, it is stupid, for one, but that's beside the point...

If you feel you need to tell her, then you need to realize that from what you've said, that she's likely not going to be happy about hearing it. If you know in advance that she's going to be disappointed, then you need to deal with the disappointment and realize that nothing you say is going to make her think, "oh, ok - I see your point" because it isn't going to happen.


There is this teacher who flirts, with his students. I just think hes friendly but anyway, I think him and this student have a realtionship outside of class. At first, they would just flirt but now I'm catching him wink at her, and smiling. Also, the girl does not get good grades at ALL! She's a senior in a sophmore class.. Also the teacher tutors her 3 days a week after school and I'm wondering if they do anything more than studying. She also gets little notes from him and when she opens them she giggles this really nasty giggle. I want to tell someone about it, but what if I'm wrong? People would talk so much crap. Like they might think I'm jealous or something.. so I need advice. What do I do? Do you think they might have a realtionship. Shes 17 & the teacher is like 31! Gross!! Please help (link)
Without any real evidence, you can do nothing. Someone would have to catch them in some sort of inappropriate behaviour, or have documentable evidnence, such as one of the notes. But attempting to steal one would also not be advisable. Were you to be caught attempting that, you could suffer retribution by way of your grades.

I've known many student/teacher relationshps that have been very "friendly". People really freak out over it in high school. However, in college, people don't think much of it. Hell, I'm still friends with one of my profs - invited her and her husband to my wedding, even.

But anyway, I digress... without proof, you are better off keeping these thoughts to yourself. Rumor-mills can be nasty things, and the last thing you'll want is to be at the center of such controvorsey.




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