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i really like this guy. and i know he likes me. The thing is he is black and some are my friends are acting weird about that. i mean i don't see anything wrong with it. Is there something wrong with a white female dating a black male??

No, of course not. Hold your head high and don't listen to them. It's your relationship, not theirs, and if they're too prejudiced to see that then you need to find some new friends.

I was at the grocery store earlier today to do some shopping. While I was standing in the frozen foods section this guy came up to me that I know from my toastmasters club. He's a lot older than me, I think he's 50. I am only in my 20's. Well first he came up behind me and suprised me. Then he walked up to me and stood really close to me to talk, like WAY too close I felt like he was close enough to have kissed me. After we finished talking he put his hand over my bomber jacket, and it was right on top of my right breast!! Then he looked at me seductively and told me he'd see me in the new year.
I was shocked he did that, I know he is married. How should I act around him from now on? I don't want to say anything to anyone else in the club becuase it would just make me look bad and would be embarrasing for him.

Sue him for sexual harassment. Right now.

Don't even think about "what if I embarass him?" He deserves it! He embarassed you!

He had no right to do that. You'll be speaking up for women everywhere if you take him to court.

im a girl 14/f and i like looking at lesbian porn. i love boys but i just like looking at it. i would never date a girl but its just interesting to look at. is this normal!?!

It's completely normal!! Honey, you have nothing to worry about. Sex is a drive; it's something we need like food and water. And what turns you on turns you on. And at your age, you're going to go through a lot of changes. You might go through several different phases and sometimes you'll probably like girls more than guys. Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with looking at porn or liking the female body or any of that. You're very normal.

alright.. My boyfriend was saying goodbye over the internet and he said I love you so much and i said i love you more & i'll see you tomorrow & then he said "in that we must agree to disagree." what does that mean?

I'll rate you

It means that you both disagree but you can accept that and you're not going to fight over it. You're just going to let it go. You said that you loved him more, but he disagrees--he thinks he loves you more.

do myspaces have viruses on them? i dont have one personally but i look at them! ahhhh thanks i will rate!

I don't know, they might. I do know that once I was on myspace and a whole bunch of blank windows opened up. I had to unplug my computer. I did it a couple more times to see if it was just a one time thing, but it happened again both times. I wouldn't worry about it unless something like this has happened; tons of people use myspace and I rarely hear complaints about it.

I am getting married in four months. I have been engaged for four years. However, my fiancee and I have at least two major issues. I just don't know if this is serious enough for me to consider backing down from marriage.

My fiancee and I are not seeing eye to eye on money issues. He feels that when we are married once the bills are paid for each person should have allowance money to spend. The catch is the other person should not ask what the money was spent on.

An example is, he spends money on CD's or a football jersey that's over $200.00. If he used it from his allowance money I should not complain. I'm not ok with this. My parents have been together for over 30 years and consult every detail of their expenses together. My fiancee feels that this is like "reporting" to the mate.

My other problem is that whenever something bothers me (other than money matters), I feel I can't tell him without getting upset.

I email him or try over the phone. This doesn't work. He never wants to hear the bad he only wants things to always be on the upbeat. However, I have issues I want to discuss.

I feel he keeps me from expressing my feelings which turn into resentment. Lately, I have really been questioning my relationship.

Please help me. I'm getting married in four months and am afraid of failing. Please Help ME!!!! Any advice will much be appreciated. I need to hear an expert's advice.

THank you

I agree with you about the money thing. And I think he's being unfair about not wanting to discuss the bad things. He needs to realize that life isn't always happiness and pink sugar rainbow unicorns. It may seem like only a tiny thing now, but think about it. Do you really want to spend you're entire life like that? Personally, my answer is no, I wouldn't. You need to tell this guy that something has to change or the deal's off. You shouldn't be treated like that.

I am 17 year old boy. My height is 5.8. I am worried about my penis size. My penis size is only 4 inch. When I see it is in normal condition it looks very small like penis of a child. I guess it is not genetic problem because my 15 year old brother has 5 inches and my father has also good length (I don’t know the exact size but it looks big & thick). This situation resulted inferiority complex in me. Once my bro saw me (un-erected) and said oh! You have tiny thing. I just laughed and said it is not hard. Things like that put me on back seat. Is there any authentic method to increase the length. What is the normal size of a man. Till what age the length may be increased.

Your problem is not your penis size. Your problem is that you live in a society that puts too much pressure on people to live up to unrealistic standards of physical beauty. "Look like this," society says, "or you have no worth as a person." You need to have confidence in yourself. Sometimes I say to myself, "All you need is a thinner waist, and bigger breasts, and straighter hair. Then people will notice you. People will respect you. People will love you." But I look at girls who have what I think of as the perfect body, and I see that they're complaining about something that's wrong with them. So I realize that even if I did look "perfect", I would still find something wrong with myself. I would still want more. I would still be unhappy, because I wouldn't have confidence. And I've noticed that those times when I do build up my confidence, people really do respect me. When you think about it, your penis is only meant to do two things. One, to get rid of waste and two, to sexually pleasure a woman (or a man if that's your thing--I don't judge.) Nobody's going to be watching you take a piss. And if you and your partner are creative and adventurous, the sex will be plenty wonderful for both of you. Trust me, there are many guys with large penises who don't know how to use them. Don't end up like that. The size of your penis has nothing to do with how healthy it is. I could tell you what hormonal pills to buy or where to get plastic surgery, but I don't think that will solve your problem. All you need is to have confidence, and it's not as hard as it sounds. Just take a deep breath and go with it. Also, it's a known medical fact that there is no normal size. That was made up by Hollywood. So don't worry. You'll be okay just as long as you remember that it's NOT a big deal. It really, truly isn't.

How do you get a picture URL? (that's from a file, not the net) HELP! HURRY!

Go to the picture, click it with the right side button on your mouse and go down to properties. It will say "location" and then something like C://My Pictures/duck.jpg.

okay me and my friends are trying to decide what to do on new years eve we dont want to be home. Theres going to be kids rangin from 14-16 in the group. We live in Fairfax,va if any of you live there you know how boring it is in fairfax this time of the year when theres nothing to do. We dont want to go to the movies or mall. Any suggestions? i rate high..preferably ppl who live in or near fairfax/manassas u get the point. Thanks!!

I went to the movies last New Year's Eve. Uhm...it was fun. =D

I'm not sure what category this really goes under, but I was curious on birth control.. Does it just make pmsing on a certain schedule so you know when? does it stop it for a certain amt of time? How does it work?

Different birth controls work different ways. Most BC pills screw with your hormones and stop your period and give you heart disease.

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i don't know what to expect from this but here goes.
everytime i really start liking a woman i always end up being "like a brother", this last time seemed to have taken the life out of me to the point where i start feeling resentfull towards woman and sociaty in general.
I really want a girlfriend, and always try to be just myself, but nobody seems interested, EVER. i've never had a girlfriend, i really can't believe that i'm such a big loser.
I really don't know what to do anymore :(

Maybe it's the type of women you're going after. Or your self-esteem. You don't gain anything by calling yourself a loser! Maybe you need to stop focusing on dating for a little while. Don't live for some dream girl--live for yourself. Take up gardening or koi breeding or writing or something. It's never too late to change your life. Siddhartha Gautama was a prince, married with a kid, before he went out into the world and became Enlightened. Remember--you can't be loved until you love yourself.

My height is really starting to get me really angry, for a girl, i guess i am actually TOO tall. Im 15 and im around 5'10'' and every single day someone just has to say something about it and it is really just making me angry the comments and the slurs and juswt everything and its so complicated, its not something small because its not something i can change, people always make fun of me and whenever im with any of my friends i feel so left out because when we take pictures when we have to stand up together i just feel like a giant cuz the rest of them are normal and everyone always makes fun of me. Its upsetting me so badly. Im always known as the tall girl and i just feel so left out I cant handle it because everyone ALWAYS says stuff and i cant ignore it and every time someone does it builds up inside of me. I just want to feel normal. I cant get into modeling etc..so what should i do to make myself feel better about myself? and i dont have any tall friends to hang out with to make myself feel..more fit in. Any suggestions on what to do?

This will cheer you up. It's something my short grandmother told me. She said that tall women get tall men, and tall men are the most succesful. When people are mean to me, I look them right in the face and laugh it off. It takes a lot of guts, but once you've done it you'll find you quite enjoy it. Sometimes it's fun to say, "I know you're not really a bad person, and I forgive you for hurting my feelings." just to see them get confused. Or point out that they're not exactly perfect! Another thing I do is write. Keeping a journal and just writing what you're thinking as you think it, not paying attention to grammar or if anything makes sense, is a great way to let your feelings out. Even if writing isn't your thing, this is still a wonderful method. And think about this: when people say that they want to be proud of what they've done, they call it "standing tall". And Lady Liberty is tall, as well. Please excuse that bad example if you're not American. Anyways, people come in all shapes and sizes and we just have to live with that. And many of those people will grow within the next few years. I know a ton of really tall people (like giants!) who were little shrimps just a couple years ago. So...smile. =D

Is there any possible way to get pregnant from swallowing a guy's cum? I know it sounds stupid, I'm just making absolutely certain that there's like no way it could leak into any body cavity. So no smart ass answers. Thanks.

No, there isn't. Your fallopian tubes are not connected to your esophagus. HOWEVER, you can get many diseases from swallowing cum. It's best to spit it out. Some weird guys find this offensive so make sure you talk it over with your partner and that that you trust each other and other good stuff like that. Maybe you could have a "special cup" that you spit it into and be like "Aw, look honey...let's pour it down the drain together!" to make it romantic. Kay, I'm gonna stop now. I always get carried away.

I have to go on birth control because I keep getting headaches and the doctor said that it will put my hormones back in balance. My question is - Will they ask me if I am sexually active and if so, do I have to tell them. When I do tell them do they tell my mom?

You mean when you buy them or at the doctors?

When you buy them, they won't ask you. But the doctor will because it's important. Be honest, and no, they can't tell your mom. They're sworn to confidentiality!

I have a bf and we've been going out for 3 months, but i've kept this hidden from my parents the entire time, i'm 13 mind u, and my mom wont let me have a bf she says its already enough that i've had my first kiss and she found me downstairs cuddling with a guy, with my head on his lap sleeping, i really dont see why i cant have a bf i think she's over reacting bc i know kids my age do way more than kiss or cuddle is she over reacting???? i'll rate high for any suggestions, or anyway to see my boyfriend w/o getting caught thanks

I don't think she's over-reacting. You may feel really mature, but you're still really innocent and corruptable. I understand your mother's reasons, she doesn't want you to become a victim. But don't fight with her, try to talk it out with her and show that you're responsible. Let her meet your boyfriend and actually have a conversation with him like you would if she was meeting any other friend. Tell her that you know why she's being so protective, but you feel she's sheltering you too much. And listen to her explain her reasons. You may end up agreeing with her.

Today my friend is having some people over..3 girls including her and 1 guy. We are all 15/16. Anyway, we were going to be drinking so we were all spending the night. Thing is, my parents know I like the guy and don't want him to spend the night. (my dad figured once I said he was "hanging out" for a while...he said "well, I just don't want him sleeping there") I'm not planning on staying sober late enough that i could call and say he doesn't have a ride. I really don't wanna get caught drinking either... it's pretty much the first time I do anything bad. all the other parents are ok with it...how do I break it to my dad gently and still be able to go? it's in 3 hours... I NEED YOU GUYS URGENTLY! please & thanks.

Dude, if you know it's bad why are you doing it?

I don't think it's a good idea to get drunk with guys around. You could, and probably will, end up doing something embarassing and regretting it later.

But I probably can't talk you out of it, so I'm not going to waste my time with that. Since you're already doing something bad, why not just tell your dad that the boy isn't going to be there? If got caught, you'd be in big trouble anyway, so what's one more little lie?

does anyone know when the movie to the giver is coming out or if it came out? alls i have seen online is release year 2005 but nothing else

A reliable associate of mine (IMBD.com, that is) tells me that it is still "in development". Whatever you read must have meant that it was being made in 2005, it probably won't be released until next year.

The book is very easy to read, though, so that might be fun to do while you wait for the film.

13// Female.
Okay I know you all hate these questions but I need some help. My crush asked me out 3 days ago and now were going out. I found out he asked my bff what he should get me for Christmas. I have NO CLUE what to get him. He likes hunting, thats like one of his favorite things.

Do you guys have any ideas ( arouhnd $10 or $15 ) that would be romantic or cute? Thanks so much.

A hunting video game. From the pre-played section of the game store, because they're cheaper.

whats a good job for me?
-I don't like to work with people
-I have no highschool degree
-I can't do physically straining work

-I like being outdoors, but its not a necessity
-I like animals
-I'm a little dumb, yes

A dog kennel.

how bad is weed fa real? no bullshit.

Real bad. It can kill you. And if it doesn't kill you, it'll get you sent to prison. Or make you braindead, which is like being a living corpse. So just stay away from it. Get high on life, it feels much better anyway.

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