Mackenzie's advice column

♥[?]♥ ok there is my bff fo life friemd jaime and she lieks me and i like her but im not sure what to do cause i havent been in a real relationship in awhile so im nervous.....i also want to remain friends so idk if i should date her.....but i like her shes the best person ive ever met....but i dont want to lose her...wat should i do...? wat should i do/

I think if you've found a good thing, you might want to pursue it. You say she's your best friend, and I can understand being slightly timid about starting a deeper relationship for fear of losing her.. but when you think about, all a "lover" really is is your best friend. And afterall, best friends make the best "lovers". Also, if you two are really the great friends you claim to be, then I'd imagine the friendship would be able to survive whatever comes it's way. Go get 'er, Champ. ;)
♥ Mackenzie ♥

♥[?]♥ ok well how do u flirt with a guy..like i kind of know how but im like not pro on it..so does anyone kno any good tips for flirting and to get a guy to notice you?
thanks

There are soo many ways to "flirt". I looked online for you, and came up with a couple websites that should keep you entertained:
- http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/flirtideafrs.shtml
- http://www.flirtzone.com/tips.htm
- http://www.adze.com/couples/love/flirting.html
- http://www.links2love.com/teens_flirting.htm
- http://www.ivillage.co.uk/relationships/dating/men/articles/0,,139_602486,00.html

♥[?]♥ OK if you have heard about and KNOW what it is, I want you to answer this question. What is The Gospel of Judas? I have heard about it but I dont know what it is. I hope someone knows on here.

You might be better off if you Google this.

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know any cute Spring Break quotes that I could put in my profile? Like about spring break or hanging with freinds or the beach or whatever? Thanks! I will rate 5s!!!

You're bound to find what you want at one of the following:
- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx
- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/popular.html

♥[?]♥ Does anybody know a good website you could get good love quotes not like famous or really cheesy ones just some plain good ones? Please and Thank you!

♥[?]♥ What are some really good quotes?? Thanks a bunch!

♥[?]♥ I got fingered and it hurts now.. is that bad? Will it go away =\

I'm sure you'll be fine. It's not uncommon to experience some slight discomfort the first time you engage in such an act. Just give it a day.
♥ Mackenzie ♥

♥[?]♥ if a guy older than you who you like is pressuring you to have sex or oral sex and you are not going out and are only friends is he only in it for sex? btw im 13 hes 16

Obviously. =/

♥[?]♥ kay i cant figure it out! i even googled it
but it goes like this

im rosemarys grandaughter. The spitting image of my father and by the end of the day my momma still my biggest fan??

"Who I Am", by Jessica Andrews

♥[?]♥ how do you put a picture/pictures in places like "about myself" and "who'd I like to meet"..places where there should be text.

Thank you alot!

If this image is one you found online, right click it, go to "PROPERTIES", and copy all of it's "ADDRESS(URL)". What you've just copied is the URL to the image.

Now, if this image is something on your computer, you need to HOST it. You "host" something by going to: http://www.photobucket.com and SIGNING UP for a FREE account.

Then the page will refresh, and you should see a new page with an option to click on "BROWSE". Next, search your computer for the picture(s), and click "SUBMIT". Then the page will refresh yet again. You will see all/any images you happen to have on the new screen. Simply find the picture you want, and copy the PROVIDED URL in the top white slot.

However you went about getting the URL to the image, insert the URL where I instruct you to within the following HTML code:

< img src="URL OF THE PICTURE HERE" >

Then you simply delete the TWO EMPTY spaces that separate the < and > from the rest of the code, make sense?

To get pictures to show up under "General", simply take the new "IMG SRC" code and paste it in "GENERAL" box, on your "EDIT MY PROFILE" page.

I know it seems difficult, but I assure you that this is actually very easy. And with my step-by-step directions, you will find that this is really a piece of cake!

I have a MySpace, also, so if you're ever in need of additional assistance, know that you can always come to me.

♥[?]♥ um ive swallowed a little tiny bit of cum,but as soon as i did,i ran in the bathroon,washed ma mouth with toothpaste,i also brung the cum up from ma throat and i also used a paper towel and whipped ma mouth.even though i did all of that,can i still get sick from it?

Cum won't make you sick, relax. (:

♥[?]♥ what brings out green eyes?

White eye shadow and thin black eye liner would be cute, I'm sure. (=

♥[?]♥ When I rate people, I generally give all 5s, maybe a 4 or 2, and a 1 if someone is completely rude or didnt answer the question. Well..Let's say I ask a question and I get 5 answers. One of them is horrible, so it gets a 1 rating. The second is okay but kinda bad, so a 3 or 4. The next 2 answered the question and werent jerks, but the 5th wrote a 5 paragraph answer and included links to websites and personal experiences, etc. Should I rate the the 3rd and 4th people 5's like the 5th person, or should I give them fours because there was a better answer?

NOTE--Im rating all fives on this question no matter what

Unless the advice is harmful, inappropriate or rude, I'll rate 5's across the board. If the columnist stayed on track and didn't just pull a "Monkey See, Monkey Do" act with the answers below, I'll rate them well for their time and efforts.

♥[?]♥ Anyone know any sad love songs to cry ur eyes out to? thank you. ♥

Here is the list of tear jerkers that get me all the time:
-"Probably Wouldn't Be This Way", by Leann Rimes
-"How Do You Get That Lonely", by Blaine Larson.
-"Crazy For This Girl", by Evan and Jared
-"Don't Wanna Miss A Thing", by Aerosmith.
-"Unbreak My Heart", by Toni Braxton.
-"It's Your Love", by Tim McGraw.
-"Because You Loved Me", by Celine Dion.
-"Don't Speak", by No Doubt.
-"So Yesterday", by Hilary Duff.
-"I'm OK", by Christina Aguilera.
-"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You", by Michael Bolton.
-"F*ck It", by Eamon.
-"Hands", by Jewel.
-"Foolish Games", by Jewel.
-"Take My Breath Away", by Berlin, or Jessica Simpson.
-"Me and Emily", by Rachel Proctor.
-"Strawberry Wine", by Dena Carter.
-"Have You Ever", by Brandy.
-"My Immortal", by Evanesence.
-"Someday", by Britney Spears.
-"How Do You Get That Lonely?", by Blaine Larson.
-"Truly, Maddly, Deeply", by Savage Garden.
-"Crash and Burn", by Savage Garden.
-"I Knew I Loved You", by Savage Garden.
-"Two Beds And A Coffee Machine", by Savage Garden.
-"Travelin' Soldier", by Dixie Chicks.
-"Remember When", by Alan Jackson.
-"All My Life", by KC & JoJo.
-"Crazy", by KC & JoJo.
-"Butterfly Kisses", by Bob Carlisle.
-"Whiskey Lullaby", by Brad Paisley and Allison Krauss.
-"Then They Do", by Trace Adkins.

♥[?]♥ does anyone know the name and artist of the song that goes like, "I stand with you on a mountain" and "I wanna lay with you forever" or something? I can't remember much of it.

"Truly, Madly, Deeply", by Savage Garden.

♥[?]♥ that chatroom on here works at any time of the day, correct? if so, can ppl please go in it? im insanley bored. THANKS

Yes, the chatroom is open to whomever at every hour of the day.

http://www.advicenators.com/chat.php

♥[?]♥ i have not had my period in 4 weeks and 6 days is that bad?

It's not uncommon for a teenager to experience an irregular pattern. If your cycle is a relatively new thing to you (say within the past year or two) then a break like this doesn't necessarily mean a problem is present. It's only been 35 days. Don't freak out yet. Just wait for the next one.

♥[?]♥ whats the age that i should have sex

Being sexually active is a very big decision, and it must be gone about properly and responsibly. Sex is a serious issue with many major consquences. It's not all fun and games. You will risk pregnancy, you will risk STD's and you will risk AIDS. Not to mention what this will all do you to mentally. Now tell me, does that just scream fun to you? Doubt it. To put it bluntly, I don't think sex should be had until the participants are each emotionally and finacially stable enough to support a child on their very own.

♥[?]♥ Who sings the song that goes "Dream Of Californication" or whatever & wahts itcalled + who sings it thanks ill rate

"Californication", by The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

♥[?]♥ ok so this is like my 5th period and i've never had cramps really bad. today im having really bad cramps. whats the best thing to do, to stop the pain? its unbarable!

--->luvsu

You have many options here: It's well known that regular physical activity helps reduce the cramping in some women, so there's an idea. You could also try taking a warm bath and using aromatherapy. Applying a heating pad on your lower abdomen or back should do wonders. If you don't have a heating pad, you can make one by simply filling a sock with rice and heating it in the microwave for a few minutes [must sound silly, but if the cramps get bad enough, it just might be worth it]. Also, many women start taking pills around the clock from the time their cycle starts, until it ends. Any pain killer will do, but I reccommend Ibuprofen, Extra Strength Advil or Midol -- it's also best to take medication will a meal, that way the risk of stomach discomfort is slimmed.

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