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Q: anyone know how to make a picture smaller so i can get it on this site? they're all too big! i dont where to go like i know there is a site where you can go to make them smaller..thank you

i know it sucks dosent it? well what i do is i go to my pictures and right click on the picture i want,then i do "edit" then i go to the top of the toolbar and go to image "stretch/screw" then do for the sizes i do 50% for both.And then go to file "save", and then i click "done".I hope i could help you out!

♥ danielle

Q: what kind of whipped cream should i use to make vanilla ice cream. it says to use two cups, but i'm not sure if using a heavy kind would be better than a light. thanks

no deffinately heavy,you cant really work with light or that fat free stuff they dont really work that well,but you could try if youd like.Try going to www.foodnetwork.com and searching "vanilla ice cream" maybe something will pop up.Hope i could help!

♥ danielle

Q: ok can you get pregnant by being AROUND sperm. not actually having sex?? like if it was on a surface er in the shower. like if you use the bathroom & theres sperm er anything??

thanks

nope,sperm dies in like 3 seconds after it hits air,your fine dont worry ; ]

♥ danielle

Q: this may seem like a dumb question but i heard someone talking about it.

lets say you use a public bathroom & you're a girl. if there's sperm anywhere near the toilet, on the seat, in the toilet itself, is it possible to get pregnant?? if you were juss using the bathroom??

thanks!!

Omg i thought the same thing! Haha i felt soo stupid,i found this out like 4 years ago.But yeah it cant happen because sperm dosent live long when it hits air so its dead in like 3 seconds.Dont worry about it ; ]

♥ danielle

Q: I can't seem to make many new friends this year. I've always found social skills an easy thing for me, but this year something's different. It's really hard for me to strike up a conversation, because now I get really shy. I've already gone through the initial introduction process, so most of the people in my classes at least know who I am and I'd like to start hanging out with them, but wouldn't it be kind of weird to randomly start hanging out with them in the middle of the year? or going up to a group in my class and start hanging out with them (when they've already bonded)?

How do I get past the acquaintance stage without it being weird?

I've tried compliments (and been sincere about it) but there's only so many things you can't compliment on without seeming...fake, you know?

Yeah,it can be really tough trying to make new friends,i have some ideas though that will hopefully help ya out.You could join a club or sport you are interested or enjoy doing,i did that and made a couple new friends from it.In class you could ask the person next to you a question on homework or the classwork you did and maybe you guys will start to have a conversation going.If you find someone you talk to in school quite a bitand they seem very nice,ask them if they would like to hang out with you after school or maybe on the weekend,you could suggest maybe bringing his/her friends too so you can make more friends that way.Youll make new friends eventually,just be yourself.Be confident,and smile alot,those things work too ; ]

♥ danielle

Q: Does a condom still work ok if you're doing it in the shower?

yupp,just as long as the condom isnt expired already and it fits alright,it should be fine ; ]

♥ danielle

Q: This might be stupid what --
what is morning wood?
like that girl says it on the commerical for the MTV show with ashley parker angel
but i dont know what she means when she asked him if he had morning wood.

I didnt know this expression till like a year ago lol but anyway everyone who answered this was right,its when a guy just happens to have an boner when he gets up in the morning ; ]

♥ danielle

Q: I used to masturbate alot and it felt like it should feel. but for the past 3 months i havent really felt anything i think i just climax but dont orgasm. am i broken? or did i over do it? will i ever be able to ever orgasm again? thanks i rate 5's.

I heard that its tough for women to get orgasms alot.I guess you could try to change it up a bit,maybe look on google and type in "ways to masturbate" always try www.gurl.com they have messages boards on this kinda stuff.Hope i could help!

♥ danielle

Q: Is giving head considered Anal Sex?

noo lol if it was anal sex he would have to stick his penis in your butthole.Giving head is considered oral sex ; ]

♥ danielle

Q: This isn't one of those am I fat questions.

I'm 5'4 and weight 113lbs. I know I'm not fat or anywhere near there. When I am with my friends, or any other girls really, I feel confident and that I'm the right size. But, when I'm alone I look at myself and start thinking that I could loose a few more lbs. I'll get so caught up in it that I won't even go near a mirror for the rest of the day. I'm not sure why I do this. Any help? :/

Wow thats exactly like me!I guess its something everyone goes through.You really dont need to lose any weight though at your size,your at a perfect weight.Youll eventually get over it in a few years hopefully,sometimes people cant get over it but i really think its just a teenager girl thing we have.I hope i could help!

♥ danielle

Q: kinda wrong subject.

well today at school i was going from 1 period to 2nd period and i have to go down stairs to get there well i was walking down the stairs and this guy i know was walking up. we dont talk to eachtoher just online like once a month. well here when i got to the last step i looked back and he was looking at me like straight looking at me it was wierd. i dont think he could like me cause he is either bi or gay not sure which one.

help would be nice thxx.

hmm thats odd.I would say he likes you but if your not sure if hes bi,straight,or gay get the facts first ; ].He maybe thought he just reconized you from online or something.Next time you see him in the stairway just say hi to him ; ].Hope i could help!

♥ danielle

Q: hey there guys n' gals.

so im making a warm up cd for my volleyball team.

and well im in need of a few more good pump up songs.

so if you could just tell me a few...that would be amazing.

oh ps. i cant put songs on it with a bunch of swearing and stuff.

thats awesome,i would maybe suggest:

"get right" by jennifer lopez
"dance,dance" by fall out boy
"pump it" by the black eyed peas
"we be burnin" by sean paul
"since u been gone" by kelly clarkson
"lights and sounds" by yellowcard
"crash" by gwen safani
"hung up" by madonna
"get it started" by black eyed peas
"hollerback girl" by gwen stefani
"lala"by ashlee simpson
"drive all night" all american rejects
"crazy in love"by beyonce and jayz
"lose my breath"by destinys child
"first" by lindsey lohan
"feel good inc" by the gorillaz
also try that song "we will rock you" or the one song where it usually plays at hockey games i forget the name of it though im sorry but it goes something like do do do do do do YEAh do do do do do,do do do DO DO haha
if you get what i need,if you need anymore suggestions leave one in my inbox : ]

♥ danielle

Q: hey i just wanna know if iam not a virgin will my husband know on the wedding night??? is there a way for him not to know?

No,theres really no way he can tell unless you tell him,you have a std,aids,or a child otherthan that nope.

♥ danielle

Q: Can anyone give me a website to go on to get sad poems or quotes about deat or suicide??

Thanks

try seaching on google,thats always a good palce too look.I would try www.xanga.com then click on blogrings at the top,and type in "quotes","poems","sad quotes",or "suicide quotes",those searches usually work on there and then click on a group and click on someones quote site ; ]

♥ danielle

Q: WARNING: THIS STORY IS KINDA WEIRD AND GROSS BUT ITS TRUE AND I NEED SOME ADVICE!

Well i accidently pinched my behind hard[long story] so now i have this bump on it and it hurts so can someone tell me what it is and how to get rid of it please!

How did you accidently pinch your butt ? haha well Its a black and blue mark most likely.I would say it will go away in about 1-2 weeks tops.I had that on both my arms like 2 months ago,my friend pinched me there but thats another story lol.Hope i could help!

P.S remember to not eve pinch your butt or any other part of your body again,it hurts ; ]

♥ danielle

Q: allright im a 13/f

my best friend is a 13/m and... he drinks but i never seen him drink but i was talkin on aim and he seemed like he was drunk the way he was talkin. but i want to know if he really does get drunk or if he was just tryin to impress me or what! see he said to me "why dont you come to my house and get drunk on friday" i was very upset! :( i NEED advice on this
please help me! (cry)!

aww im sorry! he might be just trying to impress you,guys do that alot.My guy friend said that and he told me later that he wasent really drunk he was just joking around.I dont think hes really drunk,dont worry about it hun.If your really concerned ask him face to face and see whats going on.I hope everythings alright! & i hope i could help you out!

♥ danielle

Q: What does dildo mean?

haha uhh a dildo is a penis looking device that girls sometimes use to masterbate with ; ]

♥ danielle

Q: Hi Again

What does it mean when someone is relentless about seeing a pic of you.You finally give it to them and u ask for a pic of them an they give you an excuse like when we finally meet you can take all the pics you want of me What's Up With That?

Wow really dosent sound like a good idea.If he hasent sent you a picture of himself then he might be an adult or a sex offender/predator.You should take caution in talking to this person.I wouldnt trust this guy one bit.I would say dont give him anymore pictures of you.And i wouldnt advise you too ever meet him,it could be dangerous.Please listen to my advice! im not trying to be rude,i just dont want anything bad to happen to you!

♥ danielle

Q: When i shave uh "down there" why does it get really itchy and bumpy. it sometimes hurts really bad, is there something that i am doing wrong?

Ehh i hate that feeling.Well,there are some possible reasons why.

-you have some ingrown hairs
-you need a new razor,too much hair build up
-your shaving too much
-you dont use shaving cream/lotion

I would suggest using lotion after you shave.Use shaving cream while shaving even though it might clog up your razor a bit.Use a new razor at least maybe after 3 shaves.Try using nair or another waxing product to get your hair off,i havent tried it but i heard its easier.You should also shave the right way,shave the way your hair grows,so you have no ingrown hairs.I hope i could help!

♥ danielle

Q: From a female,
When you are sexually active is there supposed to be hair uhh "down there"? or do you shave it off or what? sorry if this is like a stupid question or whatever but i'll rate.

Its not a stupid question at all,i used to be confused myself.Its really your choice what you want to do.Talk to your partner about it and what he/she prefers.Ive heard that guys like it better shaved though if that helps any.

♥ danielle