about

I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

advice


okay; so I like this guy. I was planning to ask him out.

But my previous boyfriend cheated on me and broke up with me more than once. I'm complete over him & all the heartbreak. I had a blast with him last summer though. But I also remember that having a boyfriend wasn't easy and required alot of time & work? I mean you always had to call him and tell him how you are, what you were doing, when your going to hang out, ect. I can't imagine actually hanging out with this guy that I like. |[ maybe it's because I haven't actually went out with him yet, but I don't really knoww .. ]|

If he does say yes, how do I start the relationship off? How many days a week should we hang out? Where should we hang out? I sorta "forget" how to have a boyfriend.. =/

help? please?

Haha, I forgot how to do that too. I was single for like 8 months.

Anyways, yeah boyfriends are quite the bit of work. Calling them everyday is a must, but don't call them more than 3 times a day because calling a lot can get annoying.

If he says yes, just spend some time with him. Hang out with him about 3 times a week. The mall, movies or each other's houses is fine. =)

♥T!NA

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I'm 15. This boy is 18. But we really like each other. Is it legal to like .. date? Not have sex .. but just date?

It's not illegal. If you have sex, then yes, it is illegal but just to date is fine.

♥T!NA

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whenever i reach my arms up, my bra usually rides up. why does it do that? is it because my bra is too big or too small? i am a 32A.

Your bra is too small. You need a bigger one.

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everytime Im w/ her with no one around she is always throwing sexual geustures, ie hand near my dick, un buttoning my shirt, her shirt and showing me her thong, yeah i get hard around her but I dont want to have sex with her becuase of my religon. WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

Talk to her about it & let her know that you can't because of your religion. If she really likes you, she'll understand & she'll be totally okay with it.

♥T!NA

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well i wont to tell my parents im bi and have had a gf for abotu 5 months and i love her to death and i wont to marry her some day but how do i tell thim

I know, coming out is hard because I still haven't done it. Anyways, what are their views on it? Do you think they would be cool with it, or would they just flip off the handle? If your parents are the type to be cool about things & not get so hotheaded, I'd tell them just straight out. I'd sit them both down & let them know that this is very personal to you & you want their acceptance. Then proceed to tell them you're bisexual & that you have a girlfriend.

And as for the marriage thing, I wouldn't say all of that because chances are by your spelling, you're young & you never know if your mind is going to change within the next 5-10 years.

♥T!NA

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I need to lose 15 lbs. in a month. I hate exercising. I need dieting tips!

No matter if you eat healthy or not, exercise helps. It's good for you anyways, so do it wether you like it or not. But besides that, don't eat after 5pm. Eat healthy, and exercise a lot. Drink tons of water, and make your meals smaller.

♥T!NA

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last year i used to be really good friends with this guy. i bought him a really expensive gift, and he promised he'd get me something in return for the same exact amount of money for my birthday. my birthday passed, he didn't have the gift. he said i should wait till his birthday when he'll have more money to buy my gift. his birthday was 2 weeks ago and he hasn't gotten the gift i asked him to get me. i IMed him on AIM and asked him if he needed me to print out another picture of the gift i wanted so he'll know what to get me, and i'm pretty sure he blocked me. my parents are very upset with me, because they're not too happy i spent so much money on him expecting he'd do the same back but he hasn't. if i convince my mom she'll call his house and talk to his parents about this. is this the right thing? please help, i need more advice. i'm too nervous to ask him in person in school because i know i'll mess up talking and he'll snap at me. should i tell him my mom is ready to call his house and talk to his parents about this because she's very pissed? i need a lot of helppp, as much as possible. thanks guys

He's not gonna buy you the gift if he's taken this long to do it. Never expect anything in return. That's the joy in giving. I'd just tell him to forget about it.

♥T!NA

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Normally I hate questions like these, but its driving me crazy. I see a lot of people with "Nmw" in their AIM profile. Ex: "bfflnmw" I know the "bffl" means "best friend for life" but whats the nmw? Ha.

No matter what.

♥T!NA

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can anyone tell me the code to type in to hide your top friends on myspace? could you also say where to type it in? thanks

I use www.mypimpspace.com for all of my myspace codes, but here's the link to the code. I'm not sure if it's what you're looking for exactly, but if not, just search that site some more.

http://www.mypimpspace.com/detail-scripts-8/Hide-Your-Friends-Myspace-scripts.html

♥T!NA

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I dont know if I believe in a God anymore. It just doesnt seem real. How do I figure this out and stop being confused about it all. Also, my friends believe in God.... should I talk to them about it? Do you think they would be upset with me if I didnt believe in a God?

I don't believe in God either. I knew I didn't this whole time, but I was so scared to tell anyone. I just recently told my mom & she flipped, but I don't think she cares so much anymore.

Anyways, if you're really concerned about it, I would just talk to your friends, and see what they have to say. If they got upset with you because you have different religious beliefs, then they're not really your friends.

♥T!NA

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How do you know if you're a lesbo?

How do you when asking a question with that term is wrong on SO MANY levels?

When I refuse to answer it.

+Edit+

Say it to a person you know is a lesbian. You'll see why.

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Hey, im jennifer. My boyfriend wants to start doing more, (head) but i wouldnt know how, plese help!

Well, I can't really help with this because in 8th grade me and my best friend made a pact to never give head, and I haven't broken it yet. And I never will. The only thing I could possibly help you with is being fingered & having sex. :[

I'm sorry.

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I need names of bands like Red Jumpsuit Apparatus/Boys Like Girls/Panic! At The Disco/MCR!
Any suggestions? Please please PLEASE no screamo! If there's a couple lines of screaming I can stand it in a song, but not like heavy screamo.

First off, props to you because those bands are amazing. =) As for music:

30 Seconds To Mars.
Armor For Sleep.
Anberlin.
AFI.
A Static Lullaby.
A Heartwell Ending.
Brand New.
Breaking Benjamin.
Chevelle.
Down To Earth Approach.
Four Letter Lie.
From First To Last.
Greeley Estates.
Lostprophets.
Men, Women & Children.
New Found Glory.
Papa Roach.
Paramore.
Senses Fail.
Saosin.
Taking Back Sunday.
Three Days Grace.
Thursday.

♥T!NA

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i was just wonder how many of you girls actually shave everything off "down there". is it normal? or do you guys just trim it?

i know that it is up to me what i want to do. i normally just trim it, but i think it looks weird with just a little bit of hair there.

and if you do shave it completely off how do you do it without hurting yourself?

and i guess if you a guy...do you like it better if your girlfriends shaves everything off "down there" or still has some hair?

thanks =]

I shave everything off. It looks weird with hair & to shave most of it off, but not all of it is pretty stupid. With that said, no, it doesn't hurt to shave all of it off. It's the same thing as shaving most of it.

And since I can think like a guy, it depends on the guy, but most guys prefer you to shave all of it off. Shave all of it off unless your boyfriend or whatever says otherwise.

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NO FUNNY ANSWERS: STORY: Ok the two players are Kerry and Patti. Kerry and Patti were having a conversation about many things and then all of a sudden the following happened. Kerry said: “Patti I think you are a size 5/6 in clothing.” Patti didn’t say anything. Kerry said: “The temp that works with me pointed to you and said that girl has to be a size 5/6 in clothing.” Patti still didn’t say anything. Kerry said: “You have hips, but they aren’t big.” Patti just listened and didn’t say anything. Kerry went on and said: “Look at my hips, my hips are big, yours are not.” At 5:00PM Kerry and Patti walked to their cars together, and Kerry told Patti again that Patti looks like a size 5/6. Patti asked Susan (a person who witnessed the conversation) “Does Kerry think I have big hips?” Susan: said “No Kerry doesn’t, Kerry even told you that she doesn’t think you have big hips All Kerry is saying is you are thin but with shape.” MY QUESTION: DO YOU AGREE WITH SUSAN THAT ALL THE KERRI IS SAYING IS THAT PATTI IS THIN BUT WITH SHAPE?

I don't agree with these questions period. I think they're stupid, like I said before. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.

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Here's the thing I am 13 gonna be 14 in a month. Me and my brother are 15 months apart. he is 15. My parents let him do whatever he wants. I on the other hand don't get to do anything! I can't go anywhere with anyone anytime. And it has been this way for ever.
My parents insist they have to Know ( meaning have seen and talked to) the parent of my friend(s). On the other hand my brother can leave and only say Im going to my friends house I'll be back maybe tomorrow. My parents know my brother drinks and smokes weed. I on the other hand only smoke cigarettes, and they know this. It doesn't make any sense!

What do you think about the situation.

Okay, you smoke cigarettes, and your brother smokes weed & drinks alcohol, and your parents are totally okay for that?

You parents, you, and your brother are quite idiotic. You're ruining your lives, and you and your brother are gonna die by 30.

Truth hurts, I know.

♥T!NA

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Whats a mob boss?

Ask yourself that question. It's common sense.

THE BOSS OF A MOB.

♥T!NA

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can your hymen break using a tampon? because a penis and tampon go in the same spot and i know your hymen breaks during sex..im confused

thanks in advance!

Your hymen can break doing anything. It can break during horseback riding, when you/somebody else fingers you, sex, and tampons.

♥T!NA

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Is it better to take a bath or shower ? That might sound dumb but is one better than the other? I notice when I take a shower the water hitting my face like makes my face turn all red and my face itches for some reason but when I take a bath it doesnt.

Personally, I prefer showers just because it's refreshing, and it's quicker. All you have to do is make sure the water is right for you & then hop in & hop out. Taking a bath takes forever cause you have to wait for the tub to fill, and you're just bathing in all the dirt you wash off. It's pretty disgusting. But truthfully, neither one is better than the other. =)

♥T!NA

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I don't know why and it's kinda gross but lately like everyone in my class started wearing thongs instead of underwears and even the teacher! I don't get what's so good about having a peice of string hanging up your ass. Is it like because when you're wearing something that's not jeans that the lines on your thongs wont show up as much as an underwear would? Or is it cheaper or something?

It's only gross if the teacher's a guy, bahah...sorry.

Anyways, girls wear them because some girls find it comfortable. Also, it eliminates the lines that show up when you wear normal panties. Or some girls just like them because they think thongs are sexy & that it'll make them seem older. Other girls just like them without reason, period.

Depending on where you go, yes it might be cheaper, but most stores don't sell them that cheap. Rue 21 usually sells them for 99 cents and higher.

♥T!NA

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