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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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what are some cute things i could make/buy for my boyfriend? for example he made me a cookie and wrote *his name* loves *my name* it was adorable but i just can't think of anything to do for him like that. any ideas?

That sounds gay as shit actually, but if you wanna do something equally as gay, you could order a Vermont Teddy Bear, the bandit one, and have the note say, "You stole my heart."

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what are some cute STORES to shop at to get that "scene" look? and what do you combine + stuff like that? lol,thanks.

The "scene" look is really stupid, and you should be stoned for asking this question. However, since it is 2007, you shall not be stoned, but harassed OTI for it.

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15/f. so, i would like to work at a mcdonalds. but, does being around so much grease [ i would not be working near grills. only cashier + the window drive thru] so, would it cause break outs? .. im not sure if it would. please tell me.

Grease and possible break outs aren't the reason you shouldn't work at McDonald's, the fact that it's McDonald's is the reason you shouldn't work there. But if you're desperate for cash, the grease will mostly likely cause some problems, because there will be grease in the air.

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didnt really know what to put this is, but i am going to a dance and i want to know how to grind. I have seen it on tv and stuff, but i really want tips and all that. Eaxactly what you should do when you grind.

thanks

I think you grind your ass into a guy's testicular area. You get +10 points if he gets a boner.

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How can I get tan and not get burnt?

Don't be stupid.

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i didnt read raisin in the sun, but someone on facebook made a group called "i am a dramatic looking man with a rather large package" what does this mean?

I'm guessing it means he's an overly sensitive guy who likes to gossip, who also happens to have a large penis.

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What exactly counts as a first kiss? The first person that touches your mouth with their mouth that's not related to you or your first french kiss?

The first time you lips come within 4 feet of someone who isn't related to you.

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I found out my best friend and my boyfriend have been hanging out one-on-one. It upset me, I really love him, but I know how my best friend is with guys and that just worries me.
My boyfriend and I got into a big fight about it, and my best friend promised it wouldn't happen again. But then, they hung out again tonight. I'm not sure what else to do, they know it bothers me. They're aren't doing anything, I mean she has a boyfriend, but I'm uncomfortable with them hanging out without me there.

You honestly need to stop being so jealous right now. If you can't trust your boyfriend to hang out with other girls and NOT fool around, then there's really no point in you two being together.

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How do I make my legs skinner and my stomach flatter in 5days?

You could always stop time, exercise for a good two to three months, then start time again. It'll actually take you awhile but people will only notice a good 5 days.

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i submitted this question once already but it like didn't go through so i fixed it up a bit..

alright well..

one of my friends has very strict parents. so they were looking at her search history and found her myspace. they also found mine.

i'm not aloud to have a myspace. my parents made it very clear that if i had one, i'd be in deep trouble. i wouldnt be allowed on the computer for a long time and when i am allowed to my parents would watch my every move. so on AIM, i cant talk to anyone about private stuff.

i deleted my account already but i dont know what to do. my friends dad said hes going to tell my parents. her dad is going to say he saw it a few days ago so there's no hiding that i actually did have one.

i really don't know what to do. i don't want to get in trouble and loose my computer rights. last resort would be to come clean but i don't want to have to do that. i need to get out of this situation. i really need help, and FAST!! please, does anyone have any advice?

thank you sooooooooooooooo much. you dont know how incredibly bad i need advice.

Why don't you just listen to your parents? If you did that, you wouldn't get in trouble. Anyways, Myspace isn't THAT cool and not something worth getting in trouble in, so why make one in the first place. I say you just take the fall, you're going to have to learn one day to take responsibility on your actions.

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stupid
stupid
my mom wont let me hav a boyfriend
and i am fourteen a female
14
14
14
14
pretty lame last yr i went bhinf
her
bac
and had a
boyfrend
it lasted over 6months
it was steady but u
jst 4 my age
and mature
{i say!}
enuf
but she says hav;n a boyfrend is having
is like a SIN
or in dat matter
dat ill b
considered a slut
whore those filthy names
and she punished w/ those names
wen she found i had a boyfriend hurt mor
bcuz she distrust
i aint a bad kid ive matained a 4.0 since 4th and
play sports
and even wen i was w/ him i controlled the
relationship and me and all the
stuff
wat should i do
i can't wait 'till i am 16
yes i can but wen i broke up w/
it was cuz of
dat
we've known each other 4 a long time
but i dont know
wat goes thru her head
*err
wat should i do!!!!

If you're getting so mad you have to ask the internet if you're too young to have a boyfriend, you're probably too immature to have one. Just listen to your mom and hold off until you're 16. You wont die or anything.

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i only know like one verse... YOU DONT GOTTA CALL ME YOU BOO AS BAD AS YOU WANNA FUCK I WANNA FUCK TOO ... who sings it? or what is it called?

This sounds like it's from a Rap song, therefore it is no longer classified as music. Sorry.

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Okay so this is really ackward but i'm going to have sex with my bf of 1 year and we are both ready but like i've seen playboy magazines with girls with no hair below and that is totally not the case for me because i'm latin!...so like what do i do should I get a wax, or go natural? or i have no idea about waxes and how much hair is considered normal! Please help.

If you wish upon a star, the Pubic Hair fairy will come and magically make it go away.

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how can you tell if a guy likes you?

If he talks to you at all, he probably doesn't like you.

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whats the name of the song that goes something like....."i smell sex in.....(dont know these parts)....hainging around down town...(something)
and i had to much caffene(to drink?)........(somethig)and there she was...like disco(something).....i smell sex in...PLESE HELP!

Welcome back to the 90's.


That's "Sex and Candy" by Marcy's Playground.

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What's the differences between a Christian and a Baptist? there are two school where I live and I was wondering why don't they jsut call it a catholic school instead of saying christian,baptist.

Are you that brainwashed that you think Catholisism is the only Christian religion? There are many many different sects of the Christian faith, and most of them are more right than the Catholic's.

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I'm sorry but i swear this will be the LAST question envolving sins! What about the catholics who likes watching scary movies that have gore and blood? Wouldnt that be envolving one of the sins?

Ask your fucking church.

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ok this is gonna sound like really gross but is it normal to get a pimple on your butt once in awhile? cause i have one and it really hurts when i sit down. any advice to get rid of it? thanks. and yeah i know its really grosss.

Well, unless you happen to have an ass that ISN'T made of flesh, then I'd have to say it's perfectly normal. Just let it run it's normal pimple course, it's something you have to walk off.

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What are some signs (big signs and also just the little ones) to tell that your ex boyfriend likes you again?

Please help :)

He does the ritual "get your ex-girlfriend back" dance. Unless he does that he is not worthy of your attention.

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I'm getting a new cellphone tomorrow. My current cell phone has no sim card, and the service is sprint. All I want to know is if my text messages that are saved to my current phone can be transferred to my new one? Thanks.

Hell fucking no.

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