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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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15/F. Okay, so I like JUST started guitar. [accoustic] I know most of the basic chords. I'm trying to learn the BEGINNING part of Canon D. I know that it's "in the key of D" and the notes are D, A, Bm, F#m, G, D, G, A. I'm playing them... but it doesn't sound right? How many times do you strum each note? How many strings do you strum? How do you play Bm? How do you play.. AHHHHHH!

I think finding someone who knows how to play guitar IRL would be better than asking some random dork on the internet.

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(i am only using jack johnson as an example)

okay so i like to play the guitar (acoustic and electric) love to play looads of jack johnson, but!... i can sing JJ's song Taylor all the way through perfectly and playing at the same time. but i can also his other song Sitting Waiting Wishing all the way through but cant sing it all for shit as i can never seem to keep in time i try metronomes if that how you spell it (metro gnomes? lol) and still no luck so ime thinking can i only sing along with simple strum patterns or am i missing somthing??? please help if can or any good sites that you have come across that explain this sorta thing

The only way to get better at singing and playing is to practice the hell out of it. And sometimes it comes natural to some, but not others. It took me about 6 months to learn it, but my friend who has been playing as long will still be amazed at how I sing and play some parts. Just worka t it.

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my brother bought final fantasy Xii a few days ago and I've been sitting by him watching too. There's a song playing during the parts where the main character is roaming around/walking, talking to other characters

it doesn't have any words... I searched it up on Itunes but theres 25 songs and I looked through them and I don't think that it's there. it goes something like

da, da-da-daa, da-da-daa, da-da-daa..etc
and then changes to a part that kinda sounds like the oboe/french horn/clarinet

anybody have any ideas????

I don't blame you if you don't know... It's a toughy! sorry and thank you so much!!!

Type, "da, da-da-daa, da-da-daa, da-da-daa," into Google and it might pop up. Who knows!

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i wear the sexbands the game way lol. but which way to wear them was virgin but taken and virgin and single and virgin in love virgin in tears. and whats red mean.

This is the most confusing question ever written.

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14/f
well me and my ex broke up along time ago. we always still loved eachother, we were together for about 5 months.we just kinda floated away, now we are talking again. we wanna date again but im scared we are going to "float" apart again. what should i do? holla bac at da snowbunny "kizzaz"

You're 14 and you guys dated for 5 months, I seriously doubt it was love. But anyways, you guys could try it again, but by the sounds of it, it will probably fizzle out again. But life is all about taking chances is it not? If things work out then great you have a boyfriend that you "love", but if not you find someone new.

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so.... if you read the question about new schol old guy... or wutever its a continuation.

SUPER SORRY FOR LEGNTH!! my school fair just ended and now i wont see any of them for a while becasue of our different schools. ill see them next month...becaus eim in summer and there not. But it is guna be a long time from now. i really tried to get this one guy who is older than me and not interested in me to notice me but all he did wus practically hit on my frend in that stupid guy way. all he did with me today was hit me with this stupid ballon thingy...and even when i got slightly close to him he was like afriad. my frend said he is immature, wehich i think he is. But i really want him to like me, i mena i dnt care but i at least want to flirt with him....another thing he did was well he always is kinda mena to me...making fun of me in a way, and like just those things...but never hanging out or flirting. I wont see him for a while but i still dnt understand what he was trying to get through..

theres also this other guy that i met at my school dance and he lives near my CURRENT school...and i want to get to know him...i want to like hin...and i think i might, but my frend also wants to get to know him, but im afraid to tell her to stay away, because she talked to him first...so im angry...but i feel weird telling her...plus becasue i have track everyday the only days i can se him are fridays!so how do i connect with him.....thanks

They're probably mean to you because you lack a basic understanding of English.

I said that because your question was very hard to follow, because you cannot spell or structure sentences. It's ok, you're just young. Hopefully one day you'll realize how beautiful leanring a language is.

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i really don't like the side of one of my best friends, kim, ive seen this year. i believe she's always been like this, i just saw through her and figured it out this year since i've gotten maturer and smarter with that type of things. kim just shows through as a manipulative, lying, flat out mean person. not everyone sees through her act, but some do. i don't know what to do about it though, cause she's been one of my best friends (i have alot of other friends though) for awhile. any suggestions?

Seriously, this friend of mine that used to work with me is like that. All you really need to do is distance yourself from her. Then, you can start calling out the bullshit she does. This will either make her realize that she's being dumb (but probably not), or she'll start to realize you're not taking her shit and she'll be done with you. Chances are you'll lose your friend, but honestly, do you really want friends like that?

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my boyfriend is coming over tonight. usually we just like hang out in my room and stuff. what is some stuff i can do to him that would REALLY feel good? please dont say like bj or hj becuz i already know those

If you're under the age of 18 I highly suggest something like a niec board game, or maybe some XBox 360.

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what are some fun ways to make out?

example: with pop rocks, gum, etc.

or like what to do to a guy while youre making out and how

kthanks.

I like to fill my mouth full of vinegar before I do. There's nothing more amusing then someone's face when you kiss your vinegary lips.

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ok so, i like your real answers so im going to ask you a question:

i chat in online chatrooms all the time and im only 13/f and i know about the online predators and stuff and i know most of the guys on there are pervy but i cant stop. they make me feel weirdly good. and i totally know how pathetic that sounds. Im guessing i have a low self esteem but i know i cant keep going to these chatrooms. what should i do?

and i want a real answer, not a motherly one. kthanks

All I can really say is be careful. I guess there's no REAL harm in what you're doing (though, you are a little on the younger side to be in those chats talking with those kind of guys), but you have got to really watch youself. If you can get away from them, that would be ideal, but if you can't, make sure you NEVER give away any personal information that these guys can use. Another thing you can do is possibly start talking to guys your age more. I know 13 year olds aren't innocent anymore, and you might be able to find guys around your age that are similarly pervy to the guys in the chat. Just don't let anyone take advantage of you no matter what you do.

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yeah i know its not good to lose 20 pounds in one month but it is important. I wont ditch the treadmill but how long excaty should i go on it for? Also combine that with skipping and crunches everyday. Thanks:)
I REALLY APPREACIATE IT!!!!
Thanks

I'd say go for a good 20-30 minutes if you're able too. If not, either start lower and work up to that, or seriously look into a bike or something. Anything cardio is good for you, good for your heart, and will help you drop pounds in a nice healhy way.

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if you are on birth control and take a pregnancy test, does it effect the test results at all?

You should probably buy a new brand of birth control if you are needing a pregnancy test.

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This is a really weird question, but how do you use a tampon? Sorry but i just cant figure it out. Thanks.

Most of the time they're used to stop the flow of blood from a vagina, but I use them to stop runny noses.

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The usual weight question..I know but this is very important...


I HAVE 1 MONTH!!!!!!


...to lose weight. Im talking 20 pounds..Im very determined and will anything to get to that goal.Theres going to be a very special occasion..therefore this is important. Anyway, right now i eat healthy and not past 7:00 pm. I eat small amounts but still fill my self up. I then ran on the treadmill for 10 min everyday then do about 100 crunches. I know thats not enough but the Treadmill gets broing after a while. I heard skipping is more effective so im going to do that instead. Do you think i should stop the treadmill entirly? Im not shure how to reach my goal in that little time. Also, are there any good exercise videos i could just download off the internet and put it on a dvd? That would be much funner and effective.

...im in desperate need...Please, any help is apreciated.
(14/f)

20 pounds in a month isn't really healthy, no matter how you do it. If you're gonna get rid of the treadmill, you need SOMETHING that is cardio. Get a bike and go ride that for as many miles as you can. You could also try putting on headphones while you're on the treadmill, music would make the time pass faster. But, you should also reconsider your weight loss goal because that is too much too fast.

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Hey. I have medium/long hair. The front is kinda shoulder-ish, and the back is about midway down my back.

I wanna do the faux hawk. But will that style work with my hair.

How would I have to cut it to make it work?

Faux hawks are short, you would need hair that is only a couple inches long to do it. Anyways, faux hawks are fucking gay, why would you want one? If you're going to look stupid, might as well go all out and get a real mohawk.

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for homework i have to be creative which i am not, and create a spanish holiday

can anybody give me some ideas?
i'd really appreciate it =]

June 17, the celebration of doing your own homework.

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Has anyone on here read the book Head Games by Mariah Fredericks?

It's about a girl named Judith who finds out she lives right next to the guy she plays an online game with.

If you have does anyone know is the author has already written a sequel to this book? Because the ending made it seem like she would thanks :)

This sounds like a stupid ass book, so I pray nightly that there will never be a sequel.

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Well basically in my group of friends, I have always been that background girl. Out of drama, out of fights, the nice shy one of the group. Although that may sound pretty good, I'm also the one that gets overshadowed by EVERYONE. I never, ever get the attention from guys, I'm never the one that all the girls want to hang out with. Pretty much, I'm never in the spotlight. I'm so sick of hearing how my friends are jugglin like 4 different boys constantly, and I have a difficult time getting one, especially when guys must be crazy if they pick me over my friends (all my friends are absolutely gorgeous by the way) I've always acted like it never bothered me, but lately it's just been really getting to me, because my whole life this is the way its been, and just for once, I would love to get the attention even just for a slight second. I don't know...any thoughts or advice would be appreciated :-/

Believe me, you're better off barely able to get one guy, than being some skank who has 4+ guys at once. Once they all get pregnant/STDs, you'll become the attractive one and have no worries from then on out.

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Today Sheilas mom told Sheila during dinner that Aspartame has been definitely linked to cancer. She told her this because Sheila's dad died many years ago of cancer. Her mom said to Sheila that Sheila should have her coffee without any artificial sweetener. When it came time for desert Sheila checked the sweet-n-low and told her mom that sweet-n-low did not have any aspartame. Sheila then asked her mom when Sheila was making her mocha coffee did her mom care that Sheila uses no-cal chocolate syrup and her mom said should I care and Sheila said no. Sheilas mom then added one more thing; Sheila I gave you the info it is up to you what you want to do with it. After dinner Sheila called me and told me what her mother had said. I told Sheila that all her mom is saying Sheila should just be careful with products made aspartame, that her mom is not telling her she does not think Sheila should use sweet-in-low or her no cal-chocolate syrup. MY QUESTION: DID I GIVE THE RIGHT ANSWER

My brain hurts a little bit from reading this confusing tale of whatever, but yes, I think you gave her the right answer.

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15/f

It's been bothering me a while, I've been trying to figure out how people look different as they age (early teens to late teens). I've been looking at pictures of my friends and family, and they look more mature, but why is this? I heard you lose some of the fat from your cheeks, is this true? And what else?

Thanks, help is appreciated! =)

Three words:

Pub er ty.

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