about

Not much to say...I am a quiet person who likes to read, play videogames, DDR, don't like TV that much, and I love to hang out with my friends.

advice

ok, i want to get into really good shape for the upcoming school year because i plan on working out hard over the course of the year. im trying to get my stomach to get really flat and its not working. i do sit ups every single day and i do a total of at least 4500 in a week. i stretch everyday too and i go on walks as often as possible, probably a few times a week. i swim twice or three times a week too but nothing seems to have any affect on my body. any advice? plz help! i rate high for any reasonable answer

Seems like you are doing everything right. your either not sticking to it(body toning takes time),not eating right, or pusing yourself to hard. And i used to be overwight and did not notice i lost 20 pounds till people started saying how much weight i lost.

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i have the game Sims Bustin OUt which is my favorite game but it has 2 many scratches on it. How can I fix it?any home remedies? if it works ill rate high if it doesnt ill still rate high

what i do is i spray some lens cleaner and spray it on the disc then wipe off.

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i am going to disney world tonight. should i wear my baithing suit under my clothes? jus in case i get wet? or should i wear a blakc shirt? thats all i packed anyway.

yes to all the question and rate a five.

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hey guys i'm lookin for any good games for ps2. i usually like rpg games, action is good, well i'm into anything. so can anyone give me some suggestions on good games.

God of war is possibly the best game for ps2.
The ratchet and clank series is good to. also grandtheft auto san andreas is a great action rpg. If your into action racing than burnout3 is a game for you. if i helped please rate.
---montrealfan

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When I was younger I used to be really skinny because I stayed with my cousins a lot and we were always swimming, running around, or riding bikes. Since then I've gained a lot of weight cause I haven't exercised much. My stomach is flabby and my thighs are kind of big. I want to tone down before school starts up again in August.. so does anyone know any exercises I could do? I'm not saying I'm fat or anything but I've gained about 20 pounds in the past year and I just wanted to tone down some. Thanks. :)

I also have another question about this. I love to dance & I have about four movies that have dancing in them. Does dancing help tone you down any?

Dncing is Great!It is Very simmilar to aerobics. just use one of those dancing movies for about one hour a day.Also some situps and pushups woudn't help and do those things you used to do with your cousin and your weight should be gone but losing weight takes time.

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What are some good acne-removal treatments that work??? Please help me because I have acne all over my nose really bad! I will rate well to anyone who tells me a working-treatment. Please don't make it prescription treatment, as I can't get that yet.

Try washing your face with soap by scrubing real hard daily. they also sell acne soap and its nonperscrition. hope i helped

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Im going to Warped Tour and it'll be my first time going to a concert like this (my parents finally let me go!) Anyways, I was just wonder if you've been in a mosh pit before. Whats it like? And like what happends. Will I get hurt? Just like full detail and everything about! Thanks in advance!

A mosh pit is not a fun place. its where everyone body checks eachother but this is based on a cartoon so don't rate.

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I recently asked the question about Paint Shop Pro. People gave great advice & also suggested I try an alternative program. What programs are there that are similar?

this one is kindof simmilar. it is called gimp a photoshop substitute. it does everything photoshop does and gimp is free. rate me if this helped.
---montrealfan

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have a kitten (female) 6mths/7mths old acting strange, she is mewing alot and keeps rubbing against things she is very unsettled

since your kitten is young it is normal for it to do this. the kitten is rubbing against things to mark her scent and it is mewing for attention. just pat it and brush it and use a laserpointer.(kittens love to chase that) it should stop mewing if you do that and it will stop rubbing against things when it is finished marking it's territory on things using oil form its cheeks.(the oil does not smell) hope i helped rate me.
---montrealfan

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im a 16 year old guy and anytime i do physical activities (i.e. gym class, basketball, baseball, running and other sports.)i end up soaked afterwards and some of my friends are somewhat sweaty. I would assume its because im out of shape but i beat most other atheletes. I think it might be because i am fat. Im 5'9 and weigh 197lbs. Some is muscle but some is fat so idk. Can anyone tell me why this is and what i can do to be less sweaty?
**I rate high for answers that are worthwhile. i.e. they make me laugh or they are helpful. **

i calculated your body mass and you are overweight my advice would be to keep playing sports and sewating because sweat sheds those extra pounds and you can throw in some weights situps, pushups and diet pop, yogurt, popcorn(popcorn is a healthy snack in moderation),and to join a community sport club or group. also for when you are exercising at home you can listen to your favorite music or music that gets you moving. hope i helped rate me.
---montrealfan

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ok, tell me Honestly if my body sounds perportiond because some one told me i wasnt and i guess I kind of got parinoyed about it, here goes. I weigh 110 pounds im 5'6'' i think around there i have a pretty slim body type and a B cup(if that helps). and i odnt think i look fat but idk if thats a good weight to be at with my height. any help would be apreciated. But please, no rude coments

i caculated your body mass and you are just a bit underweight so your perfectly healthy! please rate me thanx.
---montrealfan

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Alright I'm a 15 year old that wants to loose weight. i'm not excatly tiny but not excalty like obese(sp?) but want to be normal for my height. i have a problem with staying on task with the diet and would like some ideas on how i can stay with the diet. i will just end up eating a lot again...pleae help!

what i did was i substituted the food for stress with exercise or you can make a daily planner. i also exercise to my favorite song. hope i help rate me if i did.
---montrealfan

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Hey omg i absolutly love your advice column...ok well i really need some help, how do u make a guy want to kiss you?(im pretty positive that he wants to but im not sure)! please help me!

To be honest a girl has never kissed me. what you could do is send this question out to everybody but you have to be a registered user. But my advice is No GUY HATES GETTING KISSED BY A HOT GIRL. rate me
---montrealfan

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I have a pet monkey. I also have an awesome girlfriend who I plan to ask for her hand in marrage. I love her a lot and she means the world to me. However.. I had alredy bought a very expensive white gold and diamond encrusted engagement ring. But.. I know this is going to sound stupid and made up.. but my monkey ate it. He seriously honest to god te it! I dont have enough money to buy her a new one.. so what to I do?

tell your girlfriend or take the monkey to the vet.
a stupid answer would be to stab its guts open and take the ring.
a i don't know answer would be wait till it poops it out. but i am not sure if monkeys can digest rings.

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does anyone have any ideas about what to name my puppy? hes a black lab and hes so cuddly, and hea boy...and fluffy..i rate high!thnx bub byez

poco
butch
budy
astro

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does anyone know of any exercises that strengthen your arms so you can surve over hand with alot more power (besides push-ups) thanks alot!

i would do weights. the good thing about weights is you start off small and then you get bigger weights so you can see and feel yourself improving. rate me if this helps.
---montrealfan

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i just play basketball((in 7 grade ther is athletics))but in off season i get really lazy and gain weight. but this year i dont want to. is there anything i can do in off season((summmer )) i can do like sports wise. what should i do

sign up for a community sport

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Hey everyone! Okay so I am going out with this one guy named David. So anyway, things have been going great but recently he has be talling about these weird "scenerios" that he wants to do. He keeps telling me that he wants to hold me down and tickle me under my arms and on my feet (my most ticklish spots) until I cry and beg, which scares me because I am majorly ticklish and I hate it. He also has been talking about different sexual things and its kinda creeping me out. I dont wanna break up with him, but he is acting so weird. I think it might be just a stage or something. Should I break up with him or give him another chance? Thanx 4 ur help!

maybey he is acting weird because he is on drugs or drunk. i would give him another chance but if he is doing drugs or an alcoholic dump him! dump him! dump him! if this helps rate me.

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I really really like this guy named Mitch and he's just the nicest guy I've ever met before. He used to be friends with my older sister. He's been telling me he likes me, and like on aim always makes those kissing faces. Problem is; he's 21! I'm only 15. I know it's a huge difference and it's illegal. I really don't know where to go from now. I tell him I like him back, but I really want to date him, I'm just really not sure of how to tell him that. Any suggestions?
* if you think me dating a 21 year old is bad, please tell me, i'd like to hear other perspectives, too! thanks. =)

he is way too old for you if you dated him you could end up gettin married and havin to drop out of school. and if it violates the law don't do it.

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im not gordon

yes you are dumbass

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