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I have a pet monkey. I also have an awesome girlfriend who I plan to ask for her hand in marrage. I love her a lot and she means the world to me. However.. I had alredy bought a very expensive white gold and diamond encrusted engagement ring. But.. I know this is going to sound stupid and made up.. but my monkey ate it. He seriously honest to god te it! I dont have enough money to buy her a new one.. so what to I do?
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wait until it poops it out. and ur a idiot for having a monkey as a pet.
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wait for a few days and he'll poop it out. or bring him to the vet, it might get lodged in his intestines and have to be surgically removed
-gunner
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take the monkey to a vet or wait for doo doo to come adn take it to the cleaners. and dont forget LYSOL
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if you take the monkey to the vet then they can get it out or give him laxatives and he will poop it out...sounds nice......and i wouldn't tell your girlfriend because if it were me i would not want to wear a ring that had been in a monkey and i also would not want to know that the man i was going to marry left a diamond ring out for a monkey to eat....
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tell your girlfriend or take the monkey to the vet.
a stupid answer would be to stab its guts open and take the ring.
a i don't know answer would be wait till it poops it out. but i am not sure if monkeys can digest rings.
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tell ur girlfriend what happened! it will be a funny story for you guys to laugh about at a later point in life... :)
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WOW..well, this is a toughy, i say that u should take the monkey to the doctor.. :)
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That sucks really bad man, really bad. Depending on how long ago he ate it, what goes in must come out right? It will pass. Once it passes you might want to wash that sucker pretty damn good. You could also go to your local veterinarian and see if they can see where it is right now in his stomach and they could possibly remove it for you. Your monkey must not like your girlfriend too much if he ate her engagement ring! (that was sarcasm). But it's really not a HUGE deal at this point because it will pass through him and you'll get your ring back. But you might want to soak it in lysol or something because that is really gross. And I actually have a question for you... What kind of monkey do you have? I always wanted a pet monkey. YOU'RE SO LUCKY! Hope I helped though =)
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take your monkey to the vet and they can pump it out of his stomache. Just dont tell your girlfriend!!!!
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wait until the monkey takes a shit and dig it out, and clean it up. your a dumbass for owning a monkey though. a complete dumbass.
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Evil, little monkey. Well, obviously you should take it to the vet. It went in and it's bound to come out sometime. The vet will know what to do. And also, explain it to your girlfriend. I'll bet she'll get a kick out of it. Either way, good luck with the ring, the monkey & your new marriage!
xO TANA*
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Well there.. thats a problem, but a funny story you'll have to tell your wife after marriage! But is there a way you can get the ring out of his stomache? If not... this may sound gross, but wait until the monkey goes to the bathroom, it has to come out sometime... :x
Haha, if not, i guess buy a new not expensive one and you wife will understand (althought thats not the best idea). But i suggets calling a veterainerian ! good luck with everything hope i helped
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tell her you want to marry her just ask her if she can wait until you can get another ring.
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Take it to the vet....so then when it eventually comes out...they will clean it and you dont have to touch it...or you could just monitor it and look through its....*left overs*....( get what im saying )....for the ring...Hope I helped! Congrats..and Good luck!
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well, what goes in, must come out. bleh. but seriously. i would take him to the vet and let them keep watch on him until he craps it out. then they'll probly clean it.
x3 KaTiE LyNn
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Take the monkey to the vet. It could get stuck somewhere in the system and kill your pet, or the vet may say a good laxitive will solve the problem. I would take the ring back to the store for a replacement though. Uck!
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Well.. first.. yell at the monkey. That was a BAD BAD monkey!.. Then give him laxatives and collect all of his poo and go through it until you find the ring. Then I suggest u get it professionally cleaned unless you want to touch that crap! ( Ha.. its actually crap). Then wash it again on your own.. you know.. just incase..
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