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hey i have a ipod mini that i kinda share with my sister. well we listen to different kinds of music and whenever i like shuffle music to listen to random songs her music comes up a lot and its annoying. so i was wondering if there was any way to like keep that music on my ipod but like put it one like a playlist or somethin so that when i click suffle music only my songs play. i no i can put my music on a playlist and just play that but u can't shuffle it and i dont wanna listen to the music in the same order everytime. thanks. (link)
go to settings then shuffle then playlists and pick the 1 w/ ur music on it(before you do this, make a playlist for only your songs!)






hope i helped :D


ok i been having this white kinda clear stuff come out of my vagina and i dont know what it is? (link)
yea discharge


Last Tuesday, I went in for testing. I went in for testing because at cheerleading practice, I fell on my knee and it wouldn't stop bleeding for over an hour. And it didn't need stitches either. So the doctor in the ER had someone to come and test me and my results came back in today...I have lukeimia.
I didn't think of saying anything last week or this week until now because I was pretty sure that nothing was wrong with me. I guessed wrong.
I'm scared. Seriously, what is the survival rate. I don't want to die, and I don't want this cancer, I don't want any cancer. I don't want any illness. I swear to myself that God hates me and he just wants me to die. I hate this.
For the next month, I will have to go for more testing, and in Mayish, I will more than likely start chemo therapy.
I don't know what to do. Shit like this always happend your senior year. Next year, I will be a senior, and I know that this lukeimia will stop me from playing volleyball and cheerleading and dance.
I need help...I don't know. I'm just scared. (link)
Hey, im so sorry to hear about that. My sister died of cancer when i was young ( 10 ), and she was only 11 bu, she had a very rare cancer. The kind you have, has a very high survival rate depending on what stage you have ( 1,2,3,4) as in 1 is the best and 4 is the worst. Chemo will be tough and some people lose thier hair but hey, tis ok it will grow back! You dont need to b scared because you know your family and friends will be thefre to suppot you. It wont stop you from playing your sports that you love so you can still play! =P. I wish you the best of luck!

~.:*liviy*:.~


How do I add people as my favorite columnist?
When I click the link "Favorite Columnists", it gives me a list of columnists and I just dont know how to add them. Or, do i go on there page and there's a link somewhere? Please let me know.
Thanks:) (link)
hey

yeah i just had this problem like five minutes ago. go to their advice column & at the top it says, "add as friend."


Thirteen, almost Fourteen.
110 Pounds.
About 4' 10'

My stomach almost makes me look pregnate when I'm not sucking it in, which is weird, because I used to do 100 curlups a night. I've got a four pack if I suck my stomach in, but I always feel fat and disgusting.


Is this normal? How should I adjust my weight? (should I gain, lose, or maintain?) (link)
hey

actually, you're overweight according to this bmi calculator:

http://www.halls.md/body-mass-index/bmi.htm

73% of people your age & height weigh less than you :/

no worries though, hun. just start doing those curl-ups & you'll lose the weight. i'm sure it's all in your stomach so you can lose it fast.

& youre still pretty young so it will help you lose it faster.

just watch what you eat - no soda / junk food. i lost a lot of weight just by cutting that stuff out ALONE.

i hope i helped & don't worry too much :]


hey i really wanna masturbate i mean i get turned on s0o0 easily like by nething it seemz like...and i dont really kno how to masturbate..i mean ive fingered myself but it doesnt feel that good its like...nothin...idk it doesnt feel good to me....i dont own a dildo or vibrater....and i kinda wanna do sumthin rite now...does ne GURLZ hav ne ideas? like wat to use? wat to do...im sry if its a lil gross...i juss need advice im sorry!! =\ (link)
Something that vibrates like a vibrating toothbrush and rub it on your clit.


what hurts more...getting ur belly button pierced for your cartilige on ur ear? (link)
Belly Buton peirced. Your ear is flexible and your belly button isn't so flexible.


14/f
this is really kind of embarrassing, but one of my boobs is noticibly(to me at least) bigger than the other. it really bothers me and makes me self concious in like bathings suits and other articles of clothing where you cannot wear a bra. So i was wondering, is there any way i can "even them out" or something? Thanks in advance. (link)
I have the same problem. One boob's nipple is bigger than the other and more rounder than the other. The other one looks small...strange huh?
Your not alone, and I'm the same age also!!! The way I solve my problem with bathing suits are padded ones or with a little at least. Clothes that don't provide bra such as camisoles, halters, etc. is a strapless bra or it doesn't look natural! A camisole will need a cover up. You can't even them out but wait...sucks! Boobs never really even the same size but close. If your too worried, you can always talk to your mom (sometimes can be embarassing) so you can call your doctor. If you noticed, the hand you right with is smaller than your other just like the hand you right with, the middle finger has a bump due to the pencil/pen rubbinbg it.


I am a 14 year old girl from canada, and i was wondering wat is it a guy really likes in a girl? (link)
That's a good question. It depends what kind of guy. Here is my theory.

When a guy calls you hot, he's looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he's lookinag at your face. When a guy call you beautiful, he's lookinag at your heart.


uhh i bought one of those stupid wave straightener and it looks so stupid when i try to make my hair wavey my hair is like shoulder length it was so long and i cut it and hate it. What can i do with my hair something cute im sick of straighten it or scruncing it ehh help some one :) (link)
There are a few styles you can do. Curly, Wavy, or straight. You said your sick of straight and curly...what else can you do? An idea is curly the ends of your hair. You can do your hair with those side bangs or part your hair somewhere else. You can also have some cute hair styles. Half ponytail are cute with straight hair.


like is there anything to do by yourself to practice??? (link)
you make a fist with your hand, and the part where the thumb is, like the inside of your hand. that's what you use. like when you draw on your hand, like this: http://mysite.verizon.net/cgrammer/blogphotos/Rumsfeld-hand.jpg


15/f. I have shoulder length, naturally wavy blonde hair. I usually take a shower at night, let dry overnight, and straighten completely on medium power in the morning. Occasionally, I take a shower in the morning, blow-dry on medium power, and straighten just a few pieces on low power. I always use leave-in conditioner after getting out of the shower. I was wondering, which combination of straightening/blow drying is healthier for my hair? Letting it dry overnight is easier, but I'm concerned about frying my hair the next morning. (link)
hey

it depends. like if your hair is still a little damp in the morning when you wake-up, & you straighten your hair & it makes a sizzle noise, youre damaging your hair.

i suggest blowdrying in the morning & straightening only because you blowdry it better & make it more dry than letting it get soaked up into your already wet pillow.


does anyone know of a song that has like a car revving in the beginning? i think its a j kwan song? or if you know of any songs with the car in the beginning let me know thanks! (link)
girs girls girls by motley crue, not a car but a motorbike


Ok, today I met this kid that I thought was sooo cute. I didnt say anything more than hi to him. But he seems so nice and funny. Well the thing is he goes to a different school the next town over. I want to find out more about this boy and I know someone who goes to school with him but we dont really get along. Would it be weird for me to ask her about him and plus we barely know each other so would it be stalkerish?

P.S. I'm 15/f (link)
hey

well i think you should start talking to her a little bit so you guys get tight. cause i made a friend at a party once & i randomly emailed her one day and now we are INSEPARABLE.

after you get to know her & have hung out a couple times (yeah i do suggest hanging out with her a few times before you bring it up), i'd casually ask about him. & if she's like, "haha ooohhhhh you likeee himmm!" deny it. dude like you dont know how good of friends they are & if she tells him... well it might be a problem.

if you guys always had a rough relationship, just say sorry for whatever you did. i mean you never know when she can help you out. she can even hook you guys up! but dont always talk about him. cause you dont want her to think youre using her.


at lunch yesterday my hards were dirty so i went to the bathroom for like a minute without permission. then this lunch lady (who everyone hates) came into the bathroom and was like "you didnt take a pass come here" blah blah i dont know whatelse said. so i was walking back to the lunchroom with her, and she gave me this blue slip (whoaa big deal lol) and she was like write your name down on this paper so i purpously wrote my name down sloppy so she can get pissed off, and she was like umm i cant read that erase it and write it better and i was like uh no thats how i write if you have a problem with it then too bad, and i kept talking back to her and she did the same to me so she forced me to write my name down better so i did, but i still made it sloppy and she told me to sit down. so today, she gave me the slip back for my parents to sign, my parents seriously won't give a crap about it, but should i have my mom write a note or something to her? or what should i do? LOL sorry this was confusing! thanks if you can helpp. (link)
hey

haha well good for you, girl! stupid lunch ladies :P

nahhh i'd just get my mom to sign it + end it. i mean what's the point in just creating more fuss over a foofaraw? just don't sweat it.

but you should be damn proud you stood up to those mean people!

haha


We've decided to do this play in naturalistic style, and it is a comedy on an interviewer, interviewing someone for a job and many people are interviewed and they are all..simply..very weird.
some of the candidates:
A lady who everytime he says something just repeats what he says
An old pensioner with very bad hearing
A bimbo
A man that shouts and spits everytime he talks
A man that's perfect for the job, but then when his mobile rings he picks up and says 'Kill Her'

Any other ideas people ? (link)
screw all of that,

stupid surfer dude,

guy who qwotes shakespeare,

guy who sings everything

panik attacked guy

ott tempered guy

guy who sits in the chair..everythings going okay, untill u hear sirens then he goes all jumpy and runs off

diva

guy who comes on, walks stupid like a wrestles, i.e hulk hogam by inserting brother into every line

retard

old guy, but, during the was stile(related every question back to his time in the war)

chav

(idea from catherine tate) slaightest loud noise, she screams.

drunk

women who tries to seduce interviewer

man who tries to seduce interwiever

guy who thinks hees the terminator

crazy/creepey person

guy who thinks hees an animal(ever so often licks his paw[cat])

do an incredibally stupid one(mr bean type)

an extremely religeous one

person with OCD

narcoleptic(falls asleep every 30 secs)

thats all i got for now, but if you want some more, just ask





Ok so for my school speech/debate class, half my grade relies on this.

since i was in basket ball, i missed debate/speech, 7th period for TWO WEEKS, and now, i have this thematic interpretation due TOMORROW. i cant believe he gave me that little time and hes very stubborn so please dontsay talk to him and tell him or anything.

my theme is greed

does anyone have ANY SCENES FROM ANY MOVIE, BOOK, SONG ETC. THAT HAS TO DO WITH GREED?
OR ANY OTHER THEME?
JUST ANYTHING!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!


OH AND ILL LOVE U FORVER!
THANK YOU SOOO MCUH!
HELP! (link)
hi, um isnt there that story of that guy who had a goose that laid golden eggs, but he got greedy and killd the goose thinking he could get all the eggs at one, obviously he couldnt, so he went poor, hungry and died, the end.


hey im 14/f and i've hd stretch marks on my boobs for the past 2 years. I know they're supposed to "go away eventually" but its been 2 years! They show up in bathing suits and when im wearing a bra. I know for a fact i will be felt up in the near future and opening up someones bra and seeing...stretch marks! EW! What should i do about them? DO yout hink a dermatologist would help me? (link)
hey

hm... well maybe they're permanent stretchmarks if yet they haven't gone away. i've gotten stretchmarks on certain parts of my body that are still kinda there.. but i didn't think it was too serious.

but, you are. so i suggest either asking your mom [ dude i know youre lie, "ew. my mom? uhh. no." but she knows lotsa stuff that you might find useful ] if she has any scar - removing cream. my mom did & i was like omg! haha.

a dermatologist would help you. they would prescribe some sort of cream (hopefully) & get rid of those babies s like whoa.

it might get a little expensive though.

i hope i helped & answered your question completely :]


how do i change my password for aim? everytime i get online a message comes up that says that im signed on in 2 locations so i want to change my password just incase someone has my password and is loging into my aim. (link)
hey

sign on. on your buddy list window, at the top it says like, "My AIM," "People," and "Help." click on "My AIM."

scroll down to "Edit Options" (7th one down)

then, "Change Password..." (2nd one down)

follow the on-screen instructions to change your password.

remember to sign off aim and sign back on. also, if you have your password saved, you have to REsave it or it won't register. you might get blocked off if you keep clicking "sign on" with your old password.

i hope i helped!


well this happened a long time ago, but it suddenly came to my mind the other night.

i was in school and the teacher was doing some stuff, and so everybody was talking to their friends. well i wasn't and i was just in my desk when the group of popular guys came to my desk and so they started chatting amongst themselves. then when some of the guys went to their seat, it was just Mark (the popular guy) and his 2 buddies. well all of a sudden Mark says to me "what's up?" and nodds at me. (nodd is when he takes his head and kind lifts it up in the sky and then brings his head back down)

well you're probably wondering what my quesiton is.. well my quesiton is what was i supposed to say in return??? he's popular and well... i'm not. I'm not saying that i'm in the nerdy crowd, i'm more in the middle of popular.

I think i said something like "good." and then i looked away.

well yeah what was i supposed to say? i get really shy around guys, so how do i get more comfortable around them? oh and was he flirting with me?? i highly doubt it but i just wanna make sure.

thanks to those who answer!! (link)
Ok, its a good response for the first time in a I-dont-know-what-to-do situation...next time try to be more confident, and if you cant...then try to pretend your confident lol...anyway, while being CONFIDENT :-) nod your head back at him (not as much as he did to you...actually nod your head but dont make it like a dramatic nod, let it be a cool like smooth nod) it's best to make a "smooth" nod back by always looking down at something (like you're writing on paper) this way when he says "what's up" you can just look up at him as if you were thinking "who's saying that to me for the millionth time", say hey and do your nod. well GoOd LuCk and i hope i helped!!!!!




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