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Q: so my boyfriend wants to finger me
but im not sure
because one, i can only fit one finger in my vagina
is this normal?
two, i shave all my pubic hair off but it grows back
does it bother a guy if theres stubble?
please help

If you and your boyfriend feel that you are both ready to move on that you should its human to want too. And yes its normal for you to only be able to fit one finger in as you do it more it will become bigger and let more in. As for the pubic hair, lots of girls are nervous about there pubic areas. Discuss it with him and let him know that you shave, I'm sure if he really cares about you it won't matter.

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Q: My girlfriend is adorable, pretty damn sexy, and luckily for me she wants to have sex with me. However, when the time comes, and we're having crazy dry sex the last layers just don't come off. We both go crazy, and she told me that she has never been so open to anybody before: especially sexually.

After the thing happens she apologizes, and explains how she's sorry that she doesn't just give it to me. I'm not sure if maybe it's my fault, because possibly I'm not going in like force producing rolling thunder or that if it's just as simple as her being a little to shy at the moment, and patience will become a virtue. Well any thoughts?

You sound like a very good partner because you arent forcing her but maybe she feels that deep down she really isnt read for it. Or she may even feel that she doesn't know how to satisfy you in that manner, she could just be nervous? Talk to her about it and get her honest thoughts on it, but don't make her think without it you don't want her at all. Be caring and understanding with her.

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Q: Ok so my boy friend Dylan is really a great guy and I really do like him...The thing is that i don't have those "butterfly's" any more about him now all he does it piss me off all the time and what really makes me mad is that he said that he doesn't care if I'm mad because it doesn't effect him and he just treats me like crap all the time and I really do lie him I just feel like he is using me for sex.... like we haven't done anything yet but he is always wanting to make out and he is always hinting about it but I pretend that I don't know what he is talking about... like he said that "we are going to have fun when we turn 16...." and that "hopefully I want to too or will accept".... "but he has to wait until I'm 16 because that is what his dad said" and I turn 16 this month on the 20th and I don't know if I'm ready to have sex yet.... and I have a feeling that if he doesn't get what he wants from me that he is going to leave me..... well I talked to my best friend about this and we decided that I should deny him if he tries anything once I turn 16 and to see if that is all he wants from me..... but it makes me sad if that is all he wants because we have been dating for like 4 months now.... but yeah so like I don't really know what to do... so help me and give me your opinion on all of this....

If you feel like you aren't ready then you really shouldn't do it. This boy sounds like a normal teenage guy, he is very interested in sex. Whether he is simply using you for sex remains to be seen and I really can't tell you if he is or not. Once you turn 16 and he tries something and you don't feel comfortable with it, stop him and if he breaks up with you then you know. If he does then it is his lose, you deserve much better than someone who will just use you. Never compromise yourself for anyone, just remember that.

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Q: hey so my boyfriend and i were in the hot tub together and he was wearing boxers and i was wearing cotton underwear but we were rubbing against each other and playfully teasing each other with me on top of him and having his penis between my legs but through both of our clothing. later we had sec for the first time and idk if he put the condem on correctly (it looked right) and he didnt cum because we didnt do it for very long but i was wondering with the hot tub thing and any chance of pre cum if the condem some how didnt work... if there was any possability of me being pregnant. i think this is near impossible but i cant get a pregnancy test because i dont want to tell anyone i had sex and i dont have a car to get one myself, and my period is very irregular so there is no way i could judge by that anyways.

please help

This can be a very tricky situation especially considering the fact that you have a irregular period. The chance of you getting pregnant after sex with a condomn is low unless it was on incorrectly or it broke. I don't believe that you have any reasons to worry about it, but if you don't get your period in like a month you may want to speak with someone you know you can trust who has a car and can get you a pregnancy test.

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Q: is cutting your wrists without blood, slitting your wrists?

Slitting your wrists is defined more as an clear act of suicide, but cutting is the beginning. I don't think there is a way to cut without bleeding though, because most people cut for the blood. I guess it could be considered slitting your wrists if looked at closely.

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Q: Okay i have a problem. I am in eigth grade and i only had one boyfriend more than a year ago. he wanted to hook up but i wasnt ready, but now i am and we broke up and i want a boyfriend! and i want someone i trust to hook up with, and i just want someone to hold me and i have really bad taste in guys, they're always jerks, so what do i do!!!

You really need to think about hooking up very seriously. Your virginity is not something to be taken lightly and once its gone you can never get it back. The person you choose to hook up with needs to be special and you need to care about them. Don't rush anything, find a guy you like, get to know him, and then if you think you are ready talk to him about it.

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Q: does having sex hurt?
and how much does it bleed the firt time you have it?

oh and does it hurt to be fingered

It is really different for everyone. For example, it didn't hurt me at all and i didnt bleed much at all, but for other people it can feel like pressure or pain and they bleed for a while. It may also depend on the size of the boy's penis and if you rip while having intercourse.

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Q: what is making out? is it like frenching for a long time, or what?

yes usually making out is considered french kissing for a long but it may lead to other things, so be careful.

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Q: ok well i have this bf that lives like a mile or two away from me and we go to different schools. We barely see eachother and we are trying to get closer but it is hard with my parents being so over protective... But i dont no what he is doing with me not around him.. Like if he is cheating with other girls or having sex with them. But every time we hang up the phone he says he loves me and that he will talk to me later. And he also gets jealous when i talk about other guys or like when my ex boyfriend which is my brothrs best friend came over and I told my bf to let him no... he got mad and didn't want to talk to me .. So i was just wondering do you think he is cheating on me or does he really cares about me and loves me like he says???
PS- He also talks about other girls that like have the body when he sees them but he gets mad when I talk about the guys... U no just to say they r cute but i don't really want to do n.e. thing with them...

Well I can't exactly answer for the boy but like most boys he will get jealous and expect you not to. Thats just the way boys are. He sounds as though he cares about you but keep in mind that boys can lie. Just because you think he may care it could all be a trick for sex, but since you all don't see each other much it probably isnt for sex. He may geniuenly[sp] care about you. Of course he is going to get jealous that your ex came to your house who wouldnt. All I can tell you is just to ask him if he really cares and if you think you can really trust him then believe him when he says yes. Trust is the basis for all good relationships so if you can't trust him do away with him.

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Q: this is a bit emabarrassing my gf and i have been together for about 8 months and weve talked about having sex i want to but im very nervous about it well my main worry is that my penis is really small she says she ok with it im worried that i may not be able to please her so would i be able to please even though im small? or are there any certain positions? or what can i do im really worried.

if your girlfriend says she's okay with your small penis, then she is going to be all right. i promise.
a big penis isn't everything, i promise you that. it doesn't matter the size, it matters how you use it. & if you know what you're doing, it's going to show, rather than your size.
be sure to do a lot of foreplay, finger her, play with her, do whatever you can to get her really, really turned on before actually having sex.

but not to worry, there are certain positions that can help you stimulate her more.
these websites should help;
http://www.askmen.com/love/love_tip_200/209_love_tip.html

http://ezinearticles.com/?6-Penetrating-Positions-for-a-Small-Penis&id=581053

good luck.
and don't be afraid, if she really cares for you them size shouldn't matter to her.

Q: So at camp this past week this guy was like asking all these girls to be his gf and to give him blow jobs and stuff, and he kept on saying that he wanted to be alone w/ me, and whenever we were he'd be like "oo i think ur so hot let's get freaky!" then i'd be like "ok let's do it!" adn he'd be like "haha ur stupid." like he would get my hopes up and then just yank away the opportunity. What kind of a mental problem does this sound like to you? (meaning him)

it made me feel even worse about myself. I'm crying as i write this. I can't seem to get over this, it's like i'm taking it personally like he didn't want me just because of my appearance or w/e even though he already said i was hot.

:(

help.

Do not take it personally. This guy sounds like a jerk that just likes to play around with peoples' emotions. You sound like a smart girl, this should show you that you shouldnt have sex with people unless you really know them and they respect you. This guy doesnt respect anyone, not even himself.
He is probably just doing it to make himself feel higher and to get his confidence levels up. He probably has very low self esteem.

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Q: im a 15 a guy and the last few months ive started to masturbate a lot it feels really good is that normal? is there anything else i can use to masturbate?

Yes, masturbation is a very normal activity for males your age. It is actually very good for you health wise. Umm lubrication can help with it, and you could trying watching porn that is a big turn on for guys and it also helps.

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Q: I have only had sex a few times and it hurts a little bit, but if we used lube would it help out?

It will probably help if you use lube if you aren't wet before intercourse. Other things that might help would be if your partner warms you up by fingering this will make it loser and make more space and it may not hurt as bad.

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Q: 15/f...ok so i've heard the expression "dead fish in bed," as in just lying there and not doing anything. What are some ways to not be a "dead fish in bed?" thanks in advacnes.

Just make sure that you are always doing something and making it interesting for the other person. Be focused on making them happy and stay moving.

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Q: i have been best friends with jess for 3 years now, she has had boyfriends before and ive been fine with them. but now the past 8 months shes been going out with this guy who im not fond of. we got in a huge fight for id say like 1 good month on and off because i was rude to him and stuff like that. we always used to be on the phone like every night for hours! i would be like call me tonight and she would no matter what, now she will promise to call me and she doesnt, or says shes tired. she slept over and wanted to go to bed so early, my mom said my friends needed to be gone by like 9:45 and she told her dad 10:15 then she says she might sleepover which i knew my mom wouldnt let me!
last summer we had so many amazing memories and since i had never had a real best friend it was the best time in my life!
shes not the same person since she started going out with her b/f i want to talk to her about it but i dont want to start another fight or bring her b/f into it, i just dont know what to say and i miss the friendship we used to have last summer!

You really should try and talk to her about this. She is your best friend and I'm sure neither of you want it to end especially like this. She may not even realize that she has been changing, so bring it to her attention. Tell her that you care about her, that she's your best friend and you don't want to have another fight but that you notice she has been different lately. That she hasn't been calling you when she says she will and hasn't been giving you any attention.
I'm pretty sure she will understand maybe not right away but sooner or later she will come around.

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Q: i broke up with my boyfriend yesterday, i posted a long story yesterday about the situation and a lot of people told me i would be better off without him and so did a lot of my friends..
but i love this guy a lot, i even lost my virginity to him and i miss him like crazy and i think i made a huge mistake i never should have broken up with him, even though he asked my cousin to have sex with him while we were going out.. i can like get over that because i know he wouldnt really do it, and i love this guy more than anything and he is always there for me... how can i get him back? i just like broke his heart and mine.. what should i do? should i try and move on? or i dont know :/

If you really think that you care about this boy and think you want to be with him, then you don't need to think about what other people think. Its about you being happy not what everyone thinks about him. Its your business and if you feel you can forgive him for asking your cousin to have sex with him then thats also YOUR business.
Talk to him and tell him that you think you made a mistake and you want to try again. Maybe he misses you too and everything will work out.

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Q: I got a new boyfriend a couple of weeks ago...
he's really clingy and im okay with it sometimes... how do i tell him that he's too clingy...
Also I've been dating him for awhile and i don't really feel anything special...
we like a lot of the same stuff. but i feel like he doesn't understand me... i use to really like him but now i don't... i don't want to break up with him because he still really likes me... I tried talking to him and nuthing really seems to pull me closer to him.. and it really strange cause we have a lot in comon... he tells all his friends how much he likes me and everything and they say we look really cute togther... so why am i not more atrative to him?

It sounds as though you and this boy would be better off as friends. You both like the same things and get along, yet you don't have that 'feeling' for him.
Maybe you should just try telling him that you feel like you just don't feel that way about him, but that you do want to stay friends with him. If once you break up you feel like you miss him and may want to try it again, then feel free.
Next, you shouldn't date someone just because they care for you. If you don't really care about him the way he does you, then staying with him and him finding out later will hurt him more in the long run. I'm sure he will understand what you are feeling.

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Q: An aqauintance told me that 2 of my really good friends are dating behind my back, both of these friends are male therefore they are gay. I have absolutely NO problem with that but why wouldn't they tell me they were dating? I would've been really happy for them, now I am just hurt because they kept something like that from me. So, are they still my friends? And why wouldn't they tell me?

Yes, they are still your friends.
Telling someone that you are gay can be a very difficult thing for people. It can be embarrassing. Your friends may have even believed that you would have judged them, all you can do now is try to understand them and be there for them.
Don't be angry at them, this is probably a very confusing and difficult time for them.

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Q: okay so me and my boyfriend are planning on having sex soon. but he told me he doesnt wanna rush it and have his dad or someone walk up. cause he wants to make it perfect.
so how could i get me and him alone for awhile?
and where?

Before you decide that where you want to have sex, you need to make sure that you are ready for it.Sex can be a big responsibility. You should be sure you really care about the person and want to be will them before you give them your virginity.
Now to your question: There are many ways. You could say you were going somewhere and stop and do it in the car. This is not very romantic but it is effective. You could make sure your parents will be away from home for a while and go to your own house. This would be more romantic for you both. Or you could find a friend that has their own apartment or cabin of some sort. Then maybe they will lend it to you for a night, this way you will not get interrupted.

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Q: Last time I was on here I asked a sex question and the Admin told me I couldn't ask it on this forum. Because of that I'm not sure if I will get an answer to this question but I need to ask anyway. I've no where else to turn.

I'm a 17/m and because of recent events I am at the crossroads of a potentially life changing decision. I'm a virgin. I've never been kissed or even so much as held hands. I've been on one date my whole life but I don't really count it because the girl didn't like me at all. I am an only child and live alone with my mother and father. I don't have many friends because I live in a small town and don't go to school or have a job (long story). I really never meet any girls for the same reason, but hopefully that will change when I start college in the winter. Anyway, my parents are leaving town in a few weeks and I have $200 in my bank account. I have been thinking of using this opportunity to hire and escort. I can't stand being a virgin anymore because I feel like a complete loser, but if the only sex I've ever had would be paid for I wouldn't exactly feel like the coolest guy ever either. I don't know what to do. Please help.

Virginity is not a thing to be wasted on just some 'escort' that is just paid to enjoy it. You need to wait and give it away to someone worthy of it. A girl that you really care about, just remember that you are only a virgin once and once its gone its gone. No taking it back, so don't be stupid and waste it on someone that won't remember who you are. [[Sorry if this was upfront or blunt]]

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