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things i like are:
stealing public property, t ping houses, beating up on friends, hanging out with friends, going to mehlville games, going to the movies, going to t time, walking around the neighborhood, having people over, confusing people, making people make funny faces, dropping my pants in front of girls that i dont know, mooning people from cars, driving without a permit, BAGEL BITES!!!, soccer, basketball, football (even though idk how to play), making the bird, wearing spandex and listening to brittany spears in my room, paintballing, hunting, shooting, making fires, lighting stuff on fire, seeing what burns, painting myself various colors, seeing how long i can put off my homework, doing stupid stuff, throwing my shoes at people, spray painting random things on random buildings, sneaking out, having fun, making people guess what im thinking, staring at random things just to make people say "what are you looking at", walking backwards, and mimicing girls i like infront of them, and of course giving advice.

things i dont like are:

girls that think they can get guys by wearing short skirts (b/c 98% of the time it works), people that try to mock me openly, people that hate me and try to get other people to do the same, people who make fun of my friends, people who call me stupid, people who eat my food, people who dont give me money, people who ask me continously for a piece of paper or pencil, people who try to be popular, guys who lie about their virginity, guys who hit girls, girls that cheat on guys, guys that cheat on girls, soda, roast beef sandwiches, taking care of things, cleaning up other people's mess, people who send me text messages, people who IM me constantly, people who think i can get them laid, people who look for "the love of their life" before the age of 21, people who are prude, people who are scared to have fun, workaholics, alcoholics, people who get addicted to smoking, people who do stuff under peer pressure, people who say the word "immature," people who think they are in the popular group, tv, and homework.
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okay for a long time i havnt really find a good guy but now i find this amazing guy and we started to go out and then this guy i use to date and was my first time having sex started to talk again and last nite he ask em out and i kinda said yes well last night i went to the movie with one of them and then today i want with the other boyfriend and all that was going though my mind is how can i do this to them i want to break up with one of them but i dont know which one ? the one i was first going out with is sweet and cute and always making me smile and is probly a good guy i would be good for me ...the other one hot great kisser bad boy and total hot in bed lol ??? which one sould i go for (link)
wow, i am so confused which guy is which?

retype this and ill do an eenee meenee miny mo and ill choose the second one.


Guys ask me out alot. I hear the same things alot like "your very beautiful" or "I love your smile" or "There's something about you that I can't resist." I know it's just a date but becuase of this I'm rather reluctant to accept. Just how do I tell who's for real and who's not? (link)
you cant tell if its genuine or not i dont care what any one else says you'll never know you'll just have to risk it.


I think I may be bi... I never really thought about it before a few days ago, you see my friends and I were playing Truth (it's like truth or dare without dares)and "David" asked what my deepest, darkest secret was. I said that it was that I used to make out and do other things with a girl that used to live by me. Then I realized I do a whole bunch of other things, like look at women's faces and breasts. I never really enjoyed doing things with her, but it felt nice... sorta. I don't really want to be Bi (no offense!!! I'm an activist). Do you think this was just a phase or do I truly have feelings for women? I haven't had any feelings since and I don't intend on doing anything with girls again.

Thanks...

P.S. I have a boyfriend. (link)
hey dont worry about it your body doesnt care if its a boy or girl it thinks "oh pretty want to touch" or "ew gross leave it there" i wouldnt even worry about it.


i'm a 16 year old girl who has never done it or had even had a REAL boyfriend.
is this abnormal?
cause my friends are all off doing it and they think im such a nerd. (link)
nope perfectly normal ... ever heard of the 40 year old virgin lol and chances are your friends havent had it either and they just say they did to feel older so i wouldnt worry about and plus a guy likes to show a girl "how its done" lol


ok well i just got the ab lounge 2 does it work and how long do i have to use it to see results



and yes i no that if i wsant to loose weight i need to go on a diet so i am :] (link)
no no no no those things make it easier on your abs therefore not stressing your muscles and without stressing your muscles there is no way in hell or heaven that your going to see ANY results regular sit ups are the best.


hi i'm a 16 years old girl and have never had sex, a boyfriend, or kissed a guy. people tell me all the time that i am pretty and must have a ton of guy friends. i get ridiculously nervous around guys i really like and act like a total dork. what can i do to get guys to like me or to handle my nerves?

here's pics of me lol
http://i8.tinypic.com/24fa8o1.jpg
http://i7.tinypic.com/24fadcy.jpg
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when you talk to a guy act like your the hottest shit around and it builds up a lot of confidence and just ask for their cell phone and put your name in it and bam they got your number...btw your pretty


i have a fish tank (a 10 gallon with little fish like guppies and goldfish and kissing fish)

so, i was wondering, could turtles live in there or not? (link)
more than likely not unless if you get baby ones and get rid of it once it starts getting big


In April of this year, me & my boyfriend of almost 11 months, broke up. That's not my worry. The thing is, now he does things he would've never done before. He gets high, A LOT & he shoplifts. I want him to stop because I don't want him to end up like his dad, and because I'm concerned about his well being. I talked to him about it, but he said not to worry about him. But I do. He told me "If I start looking like Michael Jackson from sniffing Cocaine, then say something, but until then, just don't worry!" But I am gonna worry because I still care about him a lot, and I don't want him to ruin himself, even though he is everytime he gets high. I was thinking about calling & telling his mom while he was at summer school, but then he'd know it was me, and he'd hate me, and I definitely don't want that. So what do I do?! (link)
no matter what you say to him, no matter how you act around him, no matter how much you care about him, getting high will be his first priority wether its off a joint or canned air he is not care what you have to say you can tell his mom and ask his mom to not mention your name but thats about all you can do sorry if thats not what you wanted to hear but its the truth.


I'm not fat or anything, but how do I wanna get a good abs and arm muscles? What workout would you require, and I would prefer natural workouts like push ups and sit ups to gym workouts,SO can anyone tell me which workout and how long I should do it?

Currently I am doing 50 pushups and 50 sit ups a day and finishing with 100 rope skips. Can you comment on my workout or give me other workout tips?thanks lots (link)
start to run and increas ur pushups sit ups and rope skips by 5 a day

thats it!


ive been goin out w/ my gf for about 6 months now. but yesturday i heard from 3 people that she liked this other guy from her church but she wont admit it can someone give me a good way to make her confess that she does like someone else (link)
just because she looks at another guy doesnt mean its cheating dont even tell me you dont look at other girls even when you have a gf because dammit if you didnt id be worried lol so i wouldnt worry about it unless if shes doin stuff with him.


ok my friend.. is soo amazing... she is absolutely beautiful... infact all the guys say she is the prettiest/ hottest.. out of our school (we have a very big school)... she is 16.. and she is soo freaking awsome at sports she has lettered varsity for both tennis and track and was like number 1 on both.. like got all the track girl awards and went to state 4a both years in track and is just pure amazing.. she also has a 4.0 and im pretty sure she is teh smartest in our class... she also is soo incredably nice, and funny, like she is soo much fun to hang out w/, and soo crazy, but in a good way... like she is real not one of those fake girls... and she treats her boyfriends soo good but they always end up treating her like shit... i dont think she picks bad ones but somehow they never treat her good.... she deserves the best and i dont know what to do... like the theme song to her life would be lucky by britney spears... i just dont understand y guys arent better to her (link)
if its to good to be true it probably is. those are the girls you need to watch out for they seem nice and all but until you get to know them they are the biggest bitch of your life and the guys that treat her bad are prolly just her victimes (sorry to say) and they just got fed up with her wants and expectations any other girl would be fine in fact you could be her bff and you'll never have to buy her a present (but if you did she'd like it) and you would never have to worry about breaking up.


I have some scarring on my cheeks from acne ahile back. It's just on one side of my face. A dermatologist isn't an option, but I need a cream or something to get rid of the scarring. Can someone reccomend a cream/whatever that would be at like every grocery store, or CVS, so I can just go out and buy it tomorrow. (link)
neutrogena rapid clear

this stuff works!! it may not get rid of all of it in one application but in 8 hours its deffinitley a noticible difference.


i have this friend and we are really close shes one of my bestfriends and i have a feeling that she might be racist against caucasian people because like all of her friends are black and she like only has one caucasian friend and everything to her has to be black and it really bothers me im colored myself and i have friends of all different racis and when someonelse is another race or color i dont notice it until she brings up the color or race that they are and it really buggs me because it kinda insults me because i am a little bit caucasian and my family is mixed of different colors and i asked my friend if she was racist and she said no and got mad that i asked that and she also doesnt like black and white couples she thinks theres something wrong with that but honestly i dont see anything wrong with it and i really dont know what else to do she says she's not but i think that she might be a little bit racist but not a whole lot so what should i do because i dont wont to have a friend like that and i also dont want to stop being friends wit her


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different people have different oppinions and they only person who can change them is themselves i would stay friends with her and just accept her thoughts and feelings like the friend you are.


I want just wondering what everyone notices first in both the opposite and same sex. I want to know what to spend more time on so people will notice me. I don't want to say if I'm male or female because I want to know what both sides think. Thanks. (link)
guys - asshole or fun to be around player or person who gets played

girls - nice or naughty, hot or not

im a guy btw


Does anyone know how egg affects a car's paint job? My car was egged about a week ago and when it happened, I only noticed it on the right side so I cleaned it and everything. But today I noticed it was on the back of my car as well.


When I cleaned all the week old egg off (which took forever and a day), I noticed that the paint under the egg/shells was cracked and pealing. I was soooo pissed off. But, can egg really do that? I KNOWWW the paint wasn't like that before.


Sorry for any typos, I'm in a hurry. (link)
yup thats what it does.


I have a boyfriend. But last night I had a dream where I was making out with this guy I used to like. Is that some kind of sign that I should be with him? Or does it mean that deep down I still like him? What does it mean? (link)
I wouldnt worry about it.


I'm 14/f African American, if that's any help. I was wondering if guys like girls who wear bikinis and have outtie belly buttons that aren't big. Thanks a bunch! (link)
outies are better than innies.


I have this problem...Like when i get bored i tend to eat and im afraid i will become overweight. But I excercise and everything and im in cheerleading but it seems as if i am ALWAYS bored! Does anyone know how I can stop myself from eating when I get bored? I hate this! (link)
peppermints and gum will deffinitely help with your cravings.


Ok. Im thirteen years old and I'm around 125-130 lbs. I'm not sayint i'm fat, I am just really muscular in my legs. Although, I do have alot of, un-wanted fat in my stomach. My mom says I don't need to loose weight, but that is what moms are supposed to say. I look at my friends, or family, and they are so much smaller than me. Me and my best friends share clothes all the time. But my clothes seem to be a little baggy on her. I always feel so bad. :( My question is, what are some ways I can loose weight? I would like a detailed answer please, not just "eat right and work out." thankyou so much in advance. :) (link)
ive got the same problem...no fat in your legs and it alll just goes to your stomache the best you can do is stop soda all together lemonade water juice and milk are the easiest things to replace soda with. also when you get taller your torso will level everything out as for now cut down on salty things like chips pretzels and the rest of that kind of crap.


im 14/f, 5'6 and 102lbs. im really thin and i want to know how to gain weight. i have a really fast metabolism so i eat constantly. i dont really have access to a gym so weight gaining with muscle really isnt an option. i'd love to be 110lbs or even 115. i really dont mind gaining fat. so if anyone has had the same problem and found a way to gain weight please help. i've heard peanut butter works but i can only stand so much of it. (link)
continue to eat normal and eventually your metabolism will slow down.




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