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things i like are:
stealing public property, t ping houses, beating up on friends, hanging out with friends, going to mehlville games, going to the movies, going to t time, walking around the neighborhood, having people over, confusing people, making people make funny faces, dropping my pants in front of girls that i dont know, mooning people from cars, driving without a permit, BAGEL BITES!!!, soccer, basketball, football (even though idk how to play), making the bird, wearing spandex and listening to brittany spears in my room, paintballing, hunting, shooting, making fires, lighting stuff on fire, seeing what burns, painting myself various colors, seeing how long i can put off my homework, doing stupid stuff, throwing my shoes at people, spray painting random things on random buildings, sneaking out, having fun, making people guess what im thinking, staring at random things just to make people say "what are you looking at", walking backwards, and mimicing girls i like infront of them, and of course giving advice.

things i dont like are:

girls that think they can get guys by wearing short skirts (b/c 98% of the time it works), people that try to mock me openly, people that hate me and try to get other people to do the same, people who make fun of my friends, people who call me stupid, people who eat my food, people who dont give me money, people who ask me continously for a piece of paper or pencil, people who try to be popular, guys who lie about their virginity, guys who hit girls, girls that cheat on guys, guys that cheat on girls, soda, roast beef sandwiches, taking care of things, cleaning up other people's mess, people who send me text messages, people who IM me constantly, people who think i can get them laid, people who look for "the love of their life" before the age of 21, people who are prude, people who are scared to have fun, workaholics, alcoholics, people who get addicted to smoking, people who do stuff under peer pressure, people who say the word "immature," people who think they are in the popular group, tv, and homework.
Website: piczo
Gender: Male
Location: STL
Age: 15
AIM: idontknow5858
Member Since: July 28, 2006
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Last Update: February 28, 2009
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Rating: 3
Thanks for your concern, but I don't have the cash or patience to be ripped off by a "professional". I'm not planning on removing the airbags, just disabling them temporarily so they don't blow up in my face.


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thanks for the insult.


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from what I read online rubbing alcohol dries it out.


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oh yeah i know im not like obsessed with weighing myself, but when i get on its like ridiculously low and im confused and not convinced so ill redo it and then its 5 punds heavier.. its weird.. ha but thanks


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thank you so much for the advice, i appreciate it


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thanks i know they are cheap and theyhave great style


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Thanks! You really helped!


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do you think weight gainers would help me? (or even protein shakes)


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thanks:)


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thank you so much


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good ones!!


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ok thanks what i mean was like maybe with dinner instead of soda or something i mean like i pretty much stopped drinkng alot of soda like only drinking one every week or sometimes maybe 2 or 3 but since i stopped milk is the only thing with flavor i can drink


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Am I supposed to be so stupid that I don't already use it when my lips are peeling off?


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I do have an eating disorder. That's why I'm not sure if I should exercise with low food intake.


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thankss


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thanks


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thanks.


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um. cool.


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thanks


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thanks!


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I know, but I didn't tell ANYONE he raped me. Mia told people and my boyfriend told me. And I told John I didn't say that he raped me, because I didn't. Mia did. She is a back stabber. I just can't make that point is all. But thanks.


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Thanks


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thanks, but I don't have a penis.


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umm yeah thanks for the "advice" good luck with your plan!!!


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thx i love the atittude.


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can u rewrite it hes not my boyfriend i never even said boyfriend hes my best friend


Rating: 5
ahahah thanks i think i'll try that haha


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Sorry, not what I asked for. Rating changed by L2 mod


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hahahaha thanks =]


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hahahahah


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Wow.. do you know how crappy this whole situation makes me feel? You should be ashamed of yourself because you made fun of him.. I hope that you mature and realize how dumb and retarded you are. These kids ruined my life in middle and high school. You are a jerk and you don't deserve to breathe. Thanks for the advice- NOT.. "just deal with it" isn't advice at all...


Rating: 5
nniiceee :]


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awesome, thanks so much :)


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thankyouu


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yeah i can only imagine how cold they would be haha


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lol thanks


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I'm sure those all work great...NOT!


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Well, I live in Massachusetts in the winter so its not really an option to just go outside and bake..hah


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thankss<33


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"dont say that, thats not even funny!!!!!" haha thats wut they said :P 3 years 3 years 3 years....thats wut i keep telling myself....cant wait till then :D thnx again!


Rating: 5
thank you :] yes they definitly do suck.


Rating: 5
yea thats true


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yea you are not good at this...


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good idea... thats what im trying to do it works :]


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lol.


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thank you !!


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thanks, but i NEVER drink soda, and my parents do buy anythign but water and milk and orange juice, nor do they buy any other snacks besides pretzels, but thanks


Rating: 5
lol, THAT would be funny. i'll try talking to him, though. thanks.


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Thank you so much. I love how you went into detail about both the ipod and the mp3 player.


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thanks


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thank you =]


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thanks


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thanks


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hehehe.I wasnt really calling you gay just felt like asking a random question. ~beebee69~


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Ahh, the bad thing about that is I am a short person. I am going into the 8th grade and I'm only 5'2. The doctor said I will be lucky if I get 5'4. Do you have any other ideas? Thanks if you do, and if you dont, thankyou anyways for the help :)


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Thanks!


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thank ya


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Thanks!


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cool thanks


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NO. Actually i have no desire to be like her..i just like her hair.


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I would have rated a 5 but that wasnt really something to say...im 15. Sorry.


Rating: 5
thanks :]




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