about

hey guys, I'm Stacy.

I've been missing for a while... a really long while. but I'm back, and a lot wiser(: don't be shy, I love helping people. feel free to ask me something- anything. paz.

advice

I've been a tomboy pretty much my whole life. But I'm really starting to become more girlie. I do my hair, make up, I enjoy shopping now, and I even got a boyfriend. But I need some tips.
- What does j`adore me? [ lol ]
- What styles are in? [ Hair, clothes, etc ]
- How do I flirt?
- Tips on make up?
- Places to buy clothes?

Thanks so much x3

Hey there.

- J'adore mean "I adore" (lit.). If you wanted to say "I adore you" It's Je t'adore.(je t'aime means "I love you")

- for clothes, at my school anyway, almost all of the girls wear American Eagle, Hollister. Preppy things. But this is totally up to you. If you don't like preppy clothing then,well, don`t wear it lol. There's always stuff at J.C Penneys like Mudd, Arizona Jeans, etc.

-flirting is just something that comes naturally. Spontaneously. I think it's kinda stupid when someone says "I'm gonna go flirt with ______". Just smile, and have confidence. Be yourself, people love that.

-Make up styles are all on you. You can be subtle or wild. If you're no happy with your complexion, then use a cover-up. Use a eye shadow that matches your skin tone (you know, one's that aren't too light where they match your skin tone, but dark enough where they show.), a light coat of mascara (avoid using it on your bottom lashes), and a light gloss, or sheer lipstick, which ever suits you.

-As I said earlier, there are plenty of places to shop. Go to your mall, there are probably plenty of stores to choose from. Just pick out what you think is cute. Keep a few stores in mind, such as American Eagle, J.C Penneys, Filenes, Norstrom, etc.

Hope I helped, Merry Christmas ♥

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hello. My namne is Icabob. Dont laugh. Please, well i have a problem. My penis is very tiny. It is only and inch and a milimeter, yes i measured it. I hate this. Also I'm qualified a nerd in my school. Do you think it is because i am caption of the pencil sharpening club, the chess club, the MSP club (mega small penis), and the TP club (teachers pet.). This made me so angry one day i went out and went to the circus. There i had to much of a beverage and needed to use the facilities. Then while doing my "business" a midget named Alfie came in. He saw my "SP" and laughed, and whipped out his. It was gimungus!! Then i got so full of anger and rage and i accidentally stepped on Alfie and he had to get rushed to the hospital for scull and penis damage. Also he had spinebiphita and his back gave out and fell down and rolled down a 20 story hill. So miss je_taime_tant1 what shall i do? For everything, my small penis, my nerd-ness, and the midget? Help please! oh and bye the way, im gay im co-captain of the rainbow club too! So any way please help me!

Icabob

L-M-A-O. Okay, well I just had to laugh. Okay, okay, okay. First of all, if you want to maybe boost your popularity, get the fuck outta those clubs. Mega Small Penis club? Are you proud of your microscopic penis (well if you are then feel free to stay in the club)? Appearantly, it makes you feel bad. As for the midget, it's okay. Don't feel bad about that. It's happened alllll the time. Everyone has done it a couple times in their life time. I know I have. Hell, it's hard no to. You know, you see one of them, you're just like, "Dayam, I gotta step on that shit!". LMAO.. a 20-story hill? That's some serious shit. Don't feel bad, I'm sure he'll get bettter.

Hope I helped (yo)

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wut does it mean wen sum1 tells you that your a fucking dirty mexican and should die from internal bleeding? a girl said that to me today and i was confused, she also called me a pussy licking "spic" wuts that all supposed to mean? i think she was trying to b nice and start convo b/c im new to that school, i just smiled and said thanks after she said it. wut do you think? thanks

That was quite the compliment (seeing that I'm Cuban), but if it's said to a white person, than its okay =)

I love you

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hi, this is very serious, my penis is very large. I have no clue what to do =/ I mean, should i cut it off with a pair of sissors? or mayb pliers, or a good sharp rasor? im just really confused and angry, i mean, its too big.When i pulled it out in front of my gf for the first time, she gagged and gave me a sour stare, im rele hurt, i want it smaller. Do you think a little trim or just full out gone would n better? thanks, i really need your advice. and also, wut do i use to cut it with?? thanks again

NOOO don't cut it off. I love your huge penis :). I didn't mean to gag on it, or hurt your feelings, either. =). DON'T use anything to cut it off! It's to nice to. Okay? Thanks, bye.

((hope I helped))

Stacy

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Ok well I have really big boobs and I am skinny and so ya I am considered hot...but see a lot of guys that I talk to only like me because I am "hot" and so I don't know how to get a guy that likes me for me and not just my body..because all the guys just look at my boobs and stuff...How do I get the guys to like my personality and not just my looks?? I want guys and girls to answer this...THANKS!!!

The guys that are into that aren't the ones you should be hanging out with. The guys that are not, are the ones that you need to hang out with. People shouldn't like you for only your looks, that's just wrong. If you have friends because they want some "attention" from you, than that's not fair to you, you don't deserve that.

As for you question on the guys llikeing you for your personallity, if you are always yourself, then guys should appreciate that. Just be yourself and always do what you think is best and stuff, people seem to appreciate that.

Hope I helped

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yo i have a friend (whos a girl) and im a dude (of course) and shes like my best friend, she helps me when i feel like every1 hates me. i really truly do love her. but i very well doubt she likes me can u help me express my feelings without losing my best friend or at least not sorta freakin her out?
signed,
loves but not loved

If you are best friends, than you should be able to talk to her like that. Don't bring it up randomly, and try not to spill out what you're going to say all at once, it might overwhelm her. Maybe you should ask her who she likes, and try to see if you can get her to open up.

You should tell her that you like her. It's worth a try, seriously. You never know, she could like you too. Oh yeah, try and flirt with her, and spend time with her (but don't suffocate her, you know?).

Hope I helped

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ok, i have a problem. It all started today at church. It was a normal day and when i went up to go recieve by the priest, i popped a boner and it sprung out of my pants, it was soo embarressing, and to make matters worse, it hit the priest and he julted back from the impact, and flung to the wall! and everyone saw. i didnt know what to do =/ then i ran out of the church and i accidentally stepped on a midget and he had to get rushed to the hospital. what should i do?

oh well I'm so sorry to hear that. Perhaps you should lay off the viagra... & pay for the surgeries.

I'm sorry again.

I hope I helped

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okay i need to know some songs that are really good to "freak" to. ya knoww like shake your butt music. anything besides GET LOW. Something they might play at your school dances that get everyone going crazy! thanks.

again ill give a 5 to anyone who attempts to name at least 3.

ok here is one... run it ... Chris brown

sry... here is two more

1.run by david banner

2. flap your wings by Nelly



hope it helped

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Does anyone know where i can SPECIFICALLY get the prayer that Reverand Sullivan said in A Walk to Remember? Like online?

http://www.simplyscripts.com/uvw.html

There's the link, just scroll down and look for it under "W".

Hope I helped

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I like this guy so much, but he doesn't even notice me. its like omg, it gets so frustrating. what shuold i do to make him notice me?

Um, do you talk to him? lol. Maybe if you try to go up to him, touch his arm, giggle a little bit, he might seem to take intrest in you. But don't try to hard, that looks like... well... your trying to hard, and no one likes that, trust me.

Hope I helped

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I have a question about the paranormal. I don't really believe in spirits and such, but then again I do. Alot of things over the years have changed my mind about ghosts and such. Every night before bed I get on the computer talking to my friends and such, and I even keep the computer desk lamp on, but I always here a swish of wind in the hallway beside the computer room. Sometimes if I turn real quick in my chair I see a shadow running through the hallway.I try not to get caught up in what I see, so I return to my computer desk, a few moments later I feel a presence behind me, it's overwhelming. I feel someone watching me, but when I turn around nothing is there. Also after I get off the computer I go to my room, turn the television on because I have to sleep with some sort of light on, and it's comforting for me to have the television on in my room. I have been having restless sleep since I have first noticed strange things, I wake up in the middle of the night frantically scanning over the room because I feel someone watching over me, I believe I have even seen a dark form at the end of my bed. It's really strange, and about 3 months ago in my basement I discovered a drawing on one of the storage room walls. I had never seen it before, it is a dark face, looks like it has been drawn with carcoal, with white for the eyes and white for the hair. It rather distrubed me, but I figured it was my sister that did it or something. I don't know, maybe all this is in my imagination. As for my question, could someone please shed some light on this situation? Maybe even give me an expierience of their own. I am really starting to think I am going crazy or that something is really in my house.

Your not crazy. All sorts of stuff like that happens, to a lot of people. Your not alone. I can gaurentee that. I have strange, unexplainable things happen at my house too, that are less than friendly.

The drawing is rather strange. You should check out who lived before you, see if it has any signifiance. Then again, it could have been a doodle. And I doubt it was your imagination, Though things like that happen sometimes.

You just can't be afraid of these kind of things, trust me on that please. I hope I helped.

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is it alright to have a crush on an actor as long as you dont go bananas??? like a small one not too serious??? i feel guilty because i do>>>> sorry that this question is properly punctuated> the shift key has suddenly been deactivated

:) hollis

If you have a crush on an actor is fine. I know people that are obsessed with certain actors.

There are a lot of girls who are totally "bananas" about certain actors. If you have a little crush that's fine, there's not abnormal about that. Why do you feel guilty about it though? There's seriously nothing wrong with that, no matter what actor.

Hope I helped!

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hey! I love to read! Im a sophmore, female! I Love a great book! the kinds that you cannot put down! I

This book might seem a little childish, but "Zink" is the best book I've ever read. It';s by Cherie Bennet. It's so moving, I recommend it to anyone. She also wrote a fabulous book called "Life in the Fat Lane," which I've heard was a really good book also.

Another author I recommend is Joan Bauer. She wrote "Hope Was Here" and "Backwater"

I bet you'd love them. Hope I helped!

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Hey,

my grandma (I call her nina) is SO rude. I don't know what to tell her. She gets drunk and I have tried talking to her and she slapped me across the face. She GAVE me a cell phone before Christmas, then took it back! She makes me SO mad. I have NO ideas on what I can do to stop her. My WHOLE family hates her, even her own son (my dad) She's on my dad's side of the family and she is SO rude. She calls me a biotch, flips me off, and tells me I'm ugly. I can't stand her. What can I do? PLEASE HELP. I'm at her house right now and I am emailing from her computer. I have talked to my mom and dad and they said they understand but they don't SAY or DO anything!!! It makes me SO mad when she does these things and I wante her to be OUT OF MY LIFE!!! Either that, or I want to be able to talk to her without her hitting me or something. I'm sorry this is so long but I have to tell you guys EVERYTHING she's ever done. She even hits my pap, (her husband) and he's SO nice! I love my papa! She's not even my real grandma, she's my step-grandma. I couldn't say Nana when I was younger so I called her nina and it stuck. I can't stand this old woman! HELP!!!!
I'm 13/f and my sister feels the same way but unfortunately, she's only 10 and is not old enough to write questions or have an account on advicenators so I ask all her questions FOR her! She needs help too, we BOTH do!

No saracasm, please. You're not being helpful and I really need help. Me and my sister are DYING with her around.

Wow she sounds like a real witch. I think you should tell them that you don't want to be around her, she sounds dangerous. Seriously, if this woman gets drunk and hits you, then she's no person to be around. I hope you told your parents that she did that. I'm oblivious as to why your parents don't do anything, I mean she hit you, and they apparently hate her too. I'm sorry you have to go through this, but I don't understand why your parents make you go to her house. You should really try to get through to them, ya know?

I hope I helped. I'm sorry again.

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i dont know wat to do.. when im sad i go hyper to hide my pain.. the same with when im mad or anyhting and so then im like hyper almost all of the time and i dont really think that its all that healthy to cover up things like that but i just cant help it and its seriously exausting to be hyper all of the time and i drink coffee all of the timee so i like never sleep because i'm always pumped full of caffeene so if i wanna go hyper i can and i dont kno watss wrong with mee im only 13 and im addicted to coffee and i never sleep and im hyper 24/7 idk wats wrong pleaseee help

i will give u a 5! i just need helpp =]]

♥*hailey*♥

i think that you should talk to some close friends whenever your feeling sad or mad or whatever your feeling. i think that you should start drinking less coffee too. try de-caffinated coffee. so you can still drink your coffe but w/o the side effects. LOL im 13 too and wen I feel that way I always call my good friend or sometimes if it helps i talk to my mom but thats because we are kind of close. if you dont get help now then when your old enough to drink you might start to drink alcohol instead of coffee and thats worse. well hope it helped :)

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okay well this might be gross but please take it seriously and give me some advice my arm pits sweat kinda alot and at school they sweat and you can see the wet marks under my arms i hate it what can i do?!

Hmm, I say you put deoderant on everytime before you go to bed, and then when you wake up in the morning. Hope I helped. =).

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Since it's summer and school is gonna start soon I wanna get a killer tan by tuesday! I'm really white. Like as white as it gets, by /i can tan sum what easily. I wanan get really dark, as dark as I possibly can get. What should I do? Should I go out in the sun evening today, all day sunday, monday, and tuesday and then put on an artificial tan? If so, what tan should what tanning product should I use? And what type of product works best.. spray or a lotion? Thank-you very much!

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I say you get a self tanner, like a spray, Sally Hansen makes a great one. Or if you go to Sephora, there's one self tanner lotion called Fake Bake. That really works, though it's a little pricey ($15). If that fails, then you should be happy with your pale skin. I know, I'm really pale too, and I can't tan at all. But you shouldn't want to darken your skin. [and just as a hint, a really light pink blush looks fabulous on pale skin]. Hope I helped.

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hey i run cross country and when i run i get this sharp pain in my shoulder does any one know what this could be?

It depends on when you started. If you started recently, it could be just a cramp. When you get one, you should stop running because if you don't, you can tear a muscle in your shoulder. Sorry if you knew all about this, just a lot of people don't think you can get a cramp in your shoulder. Anyway, if you've been running for a while, then it could just be something wrong with your muscle or bone. You should go ask a doctor about that, maybe get an x-ray. Well I hope I helped.

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i live around chicago IL, and were having a drought, so its really hot around here. it gets really humid - and my hair is naturally wavy. if i scrunch it and wear it curly, it gets frizzy, and if i straighten it and wear it straight, it doesnt stay striaght, it puffs up etc. i have to go to summer school every day from 8-12, and i have very thick and quite long hair, what are some easy hair styles that i could do quick in the morning that doent look sloppy?

If your hair is long and thick, then it'd be a good idea to get it thinned. My best friend does it and it looks fabulous. Then it'll be really easy to wear your hair anyway you want to. A hair cut is a possible solution too. Or, you can put in an anti-frizz treatment after you wash your hair. They really do work. There are also plenty of leave-in conditioners that work a dream. As for your hair styles, you can wear your hair up so it probably won't poof out too much. A high ponytail looks nice on anyone. I hope that helps you, sorry if it didnt...

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Does anyone know any good websites with heartbreak or love quotes?? Beside firehoquotes.com....

I love wittyprofiles.com, it has a great variety, and yes, great heartbreak and love quotes.

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