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Location: Slovakia - Europe
Age: 21
Member Since: January 18, 2006
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I'm 15/f.
I need soem really good alternative/rock bands! so anyone that could help please help!

thanks.

xoTiffox (link)
What about Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Smashing Pumpkins, The Killers or check this out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_alternative_rock_artists


Hey, first of all I wanted to say that you give really good advice [=.

but on to the question lol. I'm about to go to my boyfriends house tommorow, and we're finally going to be alone. Can you give me any tips on what to do to turn him on a little bit? Thanks (link)
Hey, first of all thanks compliment =D

And about the question ... hmm well I think that just being alone with you will turn him on bit :) But you could try some things like show him a little hot dance (most guys like that) also you could try to the initiative one (like just throw him on the couch and start kissing him and stuff)and a bit of fun would be fine ... I'm trying to figure out what would turn me up and the truth is that everything just a bit sexi would do :) (and most guys are the same). Just dress up a bit sexi, be a bit sexi and try to be as natural as you can. Play a bit with your boyfriend and you'll see what turns him on. But I think that you'll turn him up no time ;) So just relax and have a good time.

Hope I helped a bit :) Bye


is it wrong to want to have sex at the age of 13? (link)
Well it depends on you. If you think youre ready then I dont belive its wrong but if you have doubts I dont think its a good idea. I personaly think its a bit too early but it all depends on you ;)


I've been single for almost two years because all the guys like the "Popular girls" I really want a bf and cant seem to get one..can anyone help me ?


Ill rate 5's all the way♥
thanks=] (link)
"popular girls" suck. Just focus on a boy you like and let him know youre better then those ... At least in middle Europe it works.


ok i am an athiest i have read many things supportin the exsitence nad nonexstence of god. I was just curious as to why people believe so strongly in a religion or a single god. (link)
Well Im athiest too so I cant tell you about my reasons :). The reasons why people belive may differ but mostly its because the phylosophy of a certain religion makes theire lives a bit brighter. Religion is more about phylosophy than gods and stuff BUT thats my personal (and quite briefly said) opinion.


I just started seeing this guy not too long ago, and last night at his house we were talking about sex and I asked him how many girls he'd been with, and he said 10. Then he just told me (I didn't ask) that he lost his virginity when he was NINE years old! I guess I started freaking out a little, and thought he was lying and I blurted out "How could you do that?! You were still a little boy!!" And that really hurt him and he got this sad look on his face and I just wanted to shoot myself for being so mean to him. He kept saying it was okay, but I will still never forget that look on his face...

Well later that night he was driving me home and ALL I could think about was how young his was. I don't know my feelings about it fully, but I know that no 9 year old should be having sex or even thinking about it. I don't know why I'm still bothered about this, I'm trying to look past it but every time I think about him, I think about this. I don't want to, I really really like this guy and I want it to work out.

So the question is: How do I get past this? Have any of you been in the same situation before, or similar to it?

Thanks for any and all help! I'll rate good! (link)
I had a girlfriend that was raped as a child and it took me long time to get past it but in time I learned to live with it. Just give it time the primal shock will pass and youll be fine and dont even realize his viginity stuff. I wish you luck


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Ok i had invited 6 of my guy friends over and we were just hanging out in my room. We got sort of bored so we decided to play truth or dare (haha i know). The dares were pretty embarrassing. Everyone had done their dare, so when it was my turn i was in no position to turn mine down. They dared me to make out with my friend Derek until the song they picked out ended. Of course the song they picked was like 4 minutes long. It was odd kissing someone of the same sex, but i kind of liked it. After about a minute we got sort of into it and he started to take of my shirt and kissing my neck. The other guys were laughing so hard. So it was finally over and around 12:00 the guys headed back home. But Derek stayed a little longer. I really wanted to kiss him again so i went for it and, it went a lot farther than i expected...
So the next day he snuck out at like 5 in the morning before my parents were awake and i went back to sleep. I woke up around 8 to head to school and as i was eating breakfast my mom pointed out the hickey i had on my neck. She was like who gave you that, because you didn't have it yesterday and i was like i have to go. So i drove to school totally embarrassed. Just my luck at lunch my gf noticed the hickey and got really pissed and asked me who did it and i didn't know what to say. So now my gf won't talk to me and my mom wants to know what happened. I am also very confused how i feel. I wasn't really attarcted to my gf, but i really did enjoy being with Derek, so does that make me gay? And Derek called and asked if i wanted to go out with him but i don't know if i should. Should i tell my mom and my gf the truth?
Thank you, sorry it was long (link)
Its too early to say if you are or arent gay if it happened just once (experimenting is nothing bad). You should try to go out with Derek and see how it goes and in time you shoud find out if you are gay or not (or bisexual). In your place I would not tell mom about it because as I said its to early to say how it is with you because she may start to panic (maybe I would have told it to my gf but only if she is reliable). Well anyhow I wish you best luck in the future.


Okay, so I'm getting so annoyed by not being able to re-size my images. Ugh! I have InfranView but it just doesn't work now because when I pick a size, then I upload it to photobucket, it just makes it smaller!!! And i try using paint but it just takes to long. Can anyone tell me any good softwares that you can re-size images that are Windows 98 compatiable? Please help. It gets so annoying. (link)
try older versions of ACDSee


you have been a really great boyfriend and a relle sweet guy. im relle thankful ur part of my life. but as for our relationship, i need to be completely honest with you. i dont think its going to work out between us and i dont really see our relationship going anywhere. im really sorry, i just feel like we've reached a plateau and this is it. but we've been good friends much longer than we've been boyfriend and girlfriend and i would really like us to still be friends and i know it will be akward at first but i value our friendship and i really dont want us to stop talking and i hope we can stillbe good friends like before we were going out even though thats hard but i care about you a lot and i cant imagine not having you as a friend (link)
i love it :) Of course its going to hurt him but time will heal all wounds. Just dont force him to friendship or you may absolutely lose him. Let it all just happen naturaly (just with your little obscure help ;) ) and I belive that in time itll be fine. Good luck


so i've been dating this guy and he really likes me. he talks about wanting a really serious relationship as in wanting it to result in something for the future. hes 18 so i can understand why but the problem is im 16. i was in a year relationship all of my freshmen year and i enjoyed this year by being single. i really like single as a matter of fact i prefer being single but i really like this guy. he really likes me too and i dont want to break his heart and i dont want to lose him. but i feel like im not as happy as i used to be cause i cant party as much as i used to i cant talk to all the guys i used to hang out with all the girls i used to or anything like that. i really dont want to waste two more high school years by being in a relationhip when i should be having fun. what do i do? should i break it off or give it time to see how things go? what would you do? (link)
I would try to talk to him about those things like hanging around with other guys and so on. He shoud understand youre just 16 and you need to live your life and not just be with him. If he really likes you he should understand that youre not ready for something serious. Im just trying to say you shoul talk to him about it all.


hey guys whats up? i have my sweet 16 soon and i was tryin to think of songs for my candle lighting. I cant think of any songs for my 3 brothers, my aunt (godmother)& uncle, my grandpa, my other uncle ( godfather), all my girls, all my guys. If you have any idea of any good songs PLEASE HELP i would greatly apprictaite it soo much you dont understand. If you ever need help ill always be here to give you advice too.. so if you know any please respondddd thanks a bunch xoxo

byeeeee (link)
well what about Billy Idol - Sweet Sixteen


What bands do you like? I was just curious. ^_^ (link)
lots of them. depeche mode, marilyn manson, type o negative,dimmu borgir,theatre of tragedy, therion,arakain,cranberies,cardigans,disturbed,korn,slipknot,mudvayne,cradle of filth,iron maiden,robie williams,iggy pop,rammstein,placebo,static-x,smashing pumpkins,stratovarius,u2,guns n roses,velvet revolver,daniel landa,tool,ozzy osbourne,queen,black sabbath,sisters of mercy,69 eyes,nin,moonspell, .... happy? :)


Hey! been going out with this guy for 11 months, love him hes gr8. But i fancy someone else and we have more in common. Last night, i was going into a cemetery. (i go there to unwind and listen to music) and he was there too! he says he likes da atmosphere! my bf usually thinks its really weird. He has no spiritual side at all! anyway, we ended up talking for ages and ages and it got cold so we cuddled up and basically, im not proud of it but... we had sex against the wall in a cemetery. ok i sound like a necrophilliac, well like im on that path anyway. im really not. Lol. Anyway, he doesnt know i have a bf. Should i tell him? Shuld i stay with my bf? Should i tell my bf what ive done? And is it weird that i liked it more where we were then in more normal places? sorry bout all the questions. (link)
Well kind of a sitation here. At first that necrophilliac thing. I had sex on a cemetery too (and it was really better than other places - excitement) and visit it often too so I personaly dont think is weird or necrophillic. The other thing is the cheating on your boy friend. Sounds like you're looking for someone better than your boy friend like this cemetery guy. You talked a lot with him, you had sex with him and it souds like you had a nice time. So if you realy love your bf you shoul try to forget the whole thing and talk to the cemetery guy that it was just ... how do you say it in english :) .... a temporary weakness (hope you understand) and part with him (the cemetery guy - and tell him about your bf) OR if you feel like the realtionship with your bf is going nowhere or have any other serious doubts you should tell him what you done but that'll probably end up in parting with him. Sorry to say this but this is complicated like hell............ Sound like you like the cemetery guy so try to think about if the love with your bf is still real or a just habbit(after 11m its possible) (hard thing to do :( ) and if it real just dont tell him about the cemetery and pretend nothing happened. If you dont love him any more part with him (just be gentle).... I think I failed to help you and Im realy sorry but I can tell you one thing. You have done nothing wrong. I would have done the same. Its natural. Sorry


ok welllll....do guys findd it weird when girls play video games? or is it cool? and do guys like it when girls are girly but still "boyey"?

P.S. boyey is not a real word..i just made it up...fyi (link)
Yeah. Most guys like it. Its kind of cute..... I like the word :)


ok me and this guy have been goin out for on monday 3 weeks ok, well valentines day is cummin up. should i get him summin r not, im not forsure if hes gunna get me somthing, how much should i spend. what do u all think/ (link)
Well if I was I would get him something not expensive (like a toy rabbit,flower,...:)) and if he's not a complete jerk I belive he'll get you something too.


Between BearShare, Ares, or LimeWire, which one would you guys pick? I just want to know. I`ve had LimeWire for a year, but then all of my songs got deleted, but yet you can still hear them & burn them on to CD's. It's okay if LimeWire wins, but just to know what you guys think about these 3. Thanks a bunch for your opinions. (link)
I used to have bearshre pro and it was great for music but its much beter to use torrent sites.


i'm a girl, and i'm 16 and i never used to masturbate but i recently discovered it.

however i feel that i'm the only girl that does it and i am embarassed by this fact. do a lot of girls do it? i know no-one will talk about it, and its probably not as common as with guys, but i'd like to think i'm not alone out there. :(

also -- i think i get close to orgasm, but i always stop myself because i'm afraid of making too much noise (i live with my parents) i start to shake and feel a bit "dizzy" does this mean i'm close? should i just go with the flow when this happens?

sorry for all the questions. thanks for all your help. (link)
All of my girlfrind are doing it so dont be ashamed. Its natural and some say its heathy too. Bye


Does any one know of any good like.. rock/pop songs that are in French? (link)
Louise Attaque - Léa


If I take paracetamol today (for period pains) will it be safe to eat hash cookies tonight? (link)
I didnt have problems with combining marihuana with antibiotics and such so I think you shoud be fine. Bon appetit


i have limewire and is it really bad like.. causes spyware and slows down your computer? is bearshare any better? does it slow down the computer alsooo? (link)
The bear is lot better. It doesnt slow the comp and theres no spyware.




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