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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

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I always have no idea in the morning on what eye shadow to put on. The main thing is I don't know what colors look good with my hair color. I have a light brownish-blonde hair with a nice light tan. and what color would look good with my lips?
I have bRown eyes, and daRk bRown haiR with tan skin. A lot of the time I pick my make up accoRding to my outfit, but not always. HoweveR, I go with a lot of light puRples, suttle pinks, and *TONS* and *TONS* of WHITE... along WITH A LOT of black eyelineR -- I find that Really appReciates bRown eyes, if you've got 'em. HeRe's a tip: to get youR eyeshadow to last alllllllllll day, put some body lotion, oR PetRoleum Jelly on fiRst, THEN apply the shadow. Also, theRe's this technique I ALWAYS do, called "Shadowing". It cReates this AWESOME smokey affect!! You simply put on the coloR eyeshadow you wish to weaR, then using a bRistle bRush, dab a bit of gRay eyeshadoW oveR it!! It's goRgeous; I *NEVER* leave the house without it!! And as foR lip stick/gloss, I say you'Re good if you go with a nice light and shiny *mocha. Goodluck!! Feel fRee to come back to me if you eveR need moRe suggestions. Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ there is this boy in my class and he is rilly rilly annoying but he is my firend and he is jealous because i talk to ather people but he talks to ather people


what should i do
Do whateveR makes *YOU* happie; you simply CAN NOT live YOUR life FOR SOMEONE ELSE! Let him know that he is in nooooooo position to tell YOU who YOU CAN and CAN NOT assosciate with; it's NONE of his business; he needs to get oveR it. If he's even half of a human being, he'll undeRstand and Respect youR opinion.

♥[?]♥ heyy does anyone know where i can meet paris hilton and nicole richie ? i really like them alot they are my idols and it would be awesome to meet thwm so please tell me where i can meet them if you know and also if there are any dates and places please list them thanks everyone i rate high
PaRis and Nicole *both have theiR mouths full undeR the desk Right now; soRRie. But peRhaps some otheR time, no? :)

♥[?]♥ how do i make lasagna, homemade, non of that boxed stuff?
Maybe you should take some tips fRom MaRtha??? Just a suggestion.
--- http://www.marthastewart.com/page.jhtml?type=page-cat&id=cat684&page=1&searchTerm=lasagna&site=living
Hope this helps!!
Goodluck to you!! =D

♥[?]♥ ok i have one of those computers that has a mic inside of it. its on the top and its just a little hole. it always worked until we moved my comp into my room. i have gone to the control panel thing..but i cant find where to go. how do i install it? or what am i supposed to do so it works? thanks!
I can't get my mic. to woRk eitheR, so I feel youR pain. I knwo you said you went to the Control Panel, but did you test the Wizard??? If not, go to:
---START
---SETTINGS
---CONTROL PANEL
---SOUNDS AND AUDIO DEVICE
---TEST HARDWARE

Hope this helps!!! Goodluck to you!!

♥[?]♥ My serious boyfriend and i have been dating for three years. we have never had sex, but really want to. i have no clue what to do? is there something i can do to make him like it - and how do we even start, it seems like a really stupid question, but i am serious. please help! 18/f
Well, fiRst of all, you'Re 18... and I know you'Re not a baby, and you aRe peRfectly capable of making up youR own mind, so this is not a lectuRe... but just make *absolutely shoRe you want to go thRough with this!! Soooo many people RegRet theiR fiRst time, so just make shoRe it's something you aRe 100% comfoRtable with. 3 yeaRs is quite a long time, so I'm shoRe you love youR boyfRiend with with all of youR heaRt, but maybe if you look at it this way: you want to "be with" him because you love him.. peRfectly fine. But if you've alReady been togetheR 3 yeaRs.. then he's obviously not going anywheRe, so you shouldn't feel pressuRed oR rushed whatsoeveR.

With THAT being said, if you aRe neRvous, afRaid oR unsuRe, theRe's absolutely *NOTHING wRong with discussing this with him. And you may think it would make things awkwaRd oR ruin the moment oR make you look imatuRe, but it won't; I'm sooo positive of that. Infact, I even *Recommend talking to him about it; let him know how you feel, and find out what *HE'S feeling.. and togetheR you two can decide on an appRopRiate decision.

And how do you staRt?? It's honestly not haRd, DeaR. Just go somewheRe with a Relaxing setting and maybe cuddle up togetheR while watching a movie, sitting infRont of a fiRe place, oR gazing out a window. Just hug and give each otheR little kisses... and it'll eventually lead to the bed. I'm shoRe you know how those things woRk. It kind of just comes natuRal. Like a fiRst kiss, ya know!! EveRyone is afRaid, but you just know when the time is Right, and HOW TO [pRoviding you don't fReak youRself out thinking about it foR too long].

I'm soRRie if this wasn't what you wanted to heaR. I'f you'd like anotheR second opinion, you know you can *ALWAYS ALWAYS come to me. Feel fRee to leave one in my inbox, oR get ahold of me on: *AIM*: SiMPLYxGiRL

Take caRe, and be so so safe!! :)

♥[?]♥ can anyone explain rent to me? i have the cd but i dont get some of the charecters..is angel a crossdresser? thanks.
Angel ShundaRd is an HIV infected stReet dRumming tRasvestite.

*TRansvestite: a peRson [especially a male] who dResses and often behaves as the opposite sex foR emotional oR sexual gRatification.

You can check out the official 'Rent' website at: http://www.siteforrent.com/intro.html

Hope this helps!! =D

♥[?]♥ heyy everybody i am making a new profile and need some cute friendship quotes .. i need 2 quotes about my girls and 2 quotes about my boys if you can give me some that would be greatly appreicated i will rate a 5 if you give me what i need even if i dont like them ill give you a 5 for trying please help
Heyy... you can seaRch these sites foR appRopRiate ones! Goodluck!
--- http://www.friendship.com.au/quotes/
--- http://www.indianchild.com/friendship_quotations.htm
--- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_friendship.html

♥[?]♥ i made out with my boyfriend last night. could i be pregnant? please reply quickly because i am so worried!
Oh my God!! YESSS!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!!!!!!!! You REALLY ought to know betteR, you Hussy!!! You'Re pRobably 12... and that is wayyyyyyy too young foR a kid; but too late now. HURRIE.. BUY SOME WATERMELON AND SLAM YOUR FINGER IN A CAR DOOR!!! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!!!

♥[?]♥ what are pilate?
It's a foRm of exeRcize, my DeaR.
FoR moRe infoRmation, check out: http://www.pilatesmethodalliance.org/whatis.html
Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ i'm in 8th grade and everyone i know has had or has a boyfriend, but i have never had one. i am kinda shy and i'm friends w/guys but nothing ever happens withour friendships. but anyways i am moving at the end of the school year and there is this guy i really like how can i get him to ask me out or get a boyfriend before i leave?

p.s. i rate high
You'Re only.. what.. 14??? TheRe's no Reason you should woRRie about this. Just because SOMEONE else has been with someone and you haven't *DOES NOT* mean you'Re "behind". You have PLENTY of time still, and it's definitely NOT uncommon foR people to have been thRough the same thing. But be it 12, 17, oR 20... it's not as big of a deal as you might assume. I know *TONS* and *TONS* of people who aRe aRound 20-21, and have still neveR even held hands with someone. HoweveR, if theRe's someone you know well and may slightly like, and you figuRe he just doesn't feel the same, then you *DEFINITELY* need to confRont him on this. Just be bold, be honest, and go foR it. It's the *ONLY* way to know FOR SHORE if he likes you oR not; you can *ASSUME* he does all you want... but you'll neveR know exactly how he feels unless it's coming stRaight fRom his lovely face. And if you'd like to spRing foR new guys entiRely, just tRy going up to one and giving it youR all! Just RemebeR to always be confident, and to SMILE, SMILE, SMILE! See, I have NOOO pRoblem appRoaching people, because I believe that I can do anything, so I just push my feaRs aside and go foR it!! I'll walk up to some man in the mall and tell him flat out, "You'Re hot"... and it always gets us talking. Why does it always get us talking?? Because confidence is sexy, and even if he's involved, oR not wanting a Relationship with you specificly, any man who is a QUARTER of a man will speak with you foR just having enough guts to go foR it! I have complete faith in you; and I think you should too. Go get 'em, TigeR! =D

♥[?]♥ I made and Xanga but I dont know where I go so I can write my entry and post icons in it? Can you explain? Thanks in advance.
Click on YOUR useRname that's in the TOP RIGHT coRneR, next to "sign out". Then in the middle of the page it will say "New Weblog Entry". And tghe icons you can just copy and paste in theRe. Goodluck; hope this helps!!

♥[?]♥ my best friend is anorexia before she was 190lbs and 5'1ft. i was wondering how long does it take for people to notice that you are losing weight and about how many days?
Could be just thRee oR fouR days. EveR notice how when someone is sick.. and they don't eat veRy much foR thRee days... and they, as well as otheRs, can see the loss of weight? Yeah; hope this helps!! =D

♥[?]♥ Ok tonight my bofriend is comming over, and I don't know what to wear. He is comming over to watch the movie BoogieMan with me, and so what would be a good outfit for this occision?
Help
Chapstick, and *only chapstick. Just get stRaight to the point -- don't boRe him with that movie cRap. NeveR be afRaid to skank it up! He'll like you betteR if you'Re easy, hahaha. I do allllll the time! ;D

♥[?]♥ what is tht in your mouth?

email me at mad_tidus@hotmail.com
It's a cuRling iRon... used... foR.. something.. else??? ;D ;D ;D

♥[?]♥ I'm asking this mainly to clear up a misunderstanding between my friends. One of them says that when you give a blowjob, you actually blow. The other says that you suck. Which is it?
TRy and find out.. ;D It Rocks!

♥[?]♥ ok i'm 13 years old and my mom will not let me pierce my ears! every girl i know has their ears pierced and i need to look older because i look like an 8 year old (i'm really short!!) and i really want them. my mom doesn't think i'm responsible enough for them..please help!!
Hmm. Honestly, I've neveR been theRe; I don't have my eaRs pieRced, so I'm actually not shoRe how to answeR this. As much as it sucks, the only thing to do would be to listen to heR. If you do it without heR peRmission, they might get infected, which isn't too gRoovy. Then if she sees them, she'll be P.O.ed, and theRe will be consequences, which won't be too cool. If all else fails, buy some bluebeRRies! =D

♥[?]♥ do foster homes keep brothers and sisters together
Of couRse they *ALWAYS* tRy, but sometimes it just doesn't woRk out that way. HoweveR, they CAN make it so they can only be adopted as a family - meaning one peRson would have to adpot all five siblings, you see? I hope this claRifies! =D

♥[?]♥ When you sit on a guy's lap and fool around some, is it normal to feel something throbbing underneath? My friend says it happens all the time when guys get erections but I just wanted to make sure..
Of couRse! =D

♥[?]♥ Hey i really want to change the colour of my writing on my column.can soemone give me the code to do it?
ill rate high
Well, fiRst of all, you can go to: http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/color_codes/ to pick out some coloR codes. Then you can eitheR follow these diRections: [font color=######] YOUR TEXT HERE [/font] and paste that into youR bio section on youR "PRofile Settings" page, ---OR--- you can select the coloR code you wish and put that on youR coloR settings on the "Column Settings" page. Goodluck. hope this helps!! =D


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