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If you want to avoid the point, simply take offense. -Intuit


I came here to answer computer questions. (This used to say "...and nothing more.")


What I meant was, I don't know how much help I would be with other things... NOT that I would be upset if you asked a non computer question!


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will uzzam and i be in a relationship? (link)
I guess that will be up to you and Uzzam.

What makes you think anyone else can answer this?


I Am Going To Loose My V Card Soon. I Want To Know How To Spread My Vagina A Lil So That My First Time Wont Hurt So Bad. (link)
Please ask this with normal punctuation.


I met dis 1 boy wn I ws 16 n n we dated 4 12mnthz.we kissed n al I I reali love hm.afta a few mnthz he wntd me 2 hv sex wid hm(I'm stil a virgin)wn I sd I'm nt readi we broke up 4 two years.nw I'm 18 n he wntz me back so we gt bk 2geta nw he sti wnts sex I dno knw wat 2 do cz I love hm so mch in da 2 years dat we brke up I nva move on cz I stil love hm.bt I dno wat 2 do bot da sex part.he myt leave me if I dnt slp wid hm.bt I'm nt readi 4 sex!!!plz hlp (link)
English please.

If I approve this as it is people will just make fun of you for appearing to be illiterate.

I know you can do better.

Thanks.


I am from india, my ege is 25 year old . i didint get succese in my intire life, why? is it bad luck? or my rong try?
(please consertret on my age....carefully) (link)
Not really enough information to answer you.

You may have made bad choices.

You may have had bad luck.

Maybe both?

Did you ever think that maybe it is not either one? Most people do not achieve success in life until they are between 40 and 60 years old.

You have time. If you are not happy with your results so far, then change something in your life.

I wish you well.

P.S. Failure is OK. Everyone who succeeds FAILS many times before they succeed. The truth is that the people who succeed are just the people who kept failing for a long enough time... and learning from their mistakes. :-)


children kese born to mother panis (link)
English please.


I have windows xp and it freezes up once in a while and I get a message,Program-tfswctrl.exx how do I fix the problem. (link)
Hi there,

You are going to have to give some more details if you want help with this.

We will need the exact error message as it appears on the screen, as well as as much info about what you were doing when the error happened.

Please ask a new question and include enough details that we might be able to help you. :-)

Thanks,

DN.


My husband & I have been married for 6 years now. Well he always wants me to give him blow jobs that is all that comes out of his mouth. I feel that he is treating me like a slut. Is it so wrong for me to think & feel that way. (link)
Hi there,

Perhaps it is a good idea to figure out why, exactly, this makes you feel like a slut.

You are married, right? When you want him to perform oral sex on you, do you think it makes him feel like a slut? Probably not.

So why is it different for you, I wonder?

First thing to do is tell him how you are feeling, and the next thing I would suggest is counseling to figure out where these feelings came from.

In marriage, there is no sluttyness for either of you. His body is there for your pleasure, and vice versa. Any time that doesn't feel OK anymore, it is something that needs to be figured out.

Beyond all that, I would also want to know why he seems to prefer oral from you. It could be the same reason you prefer oral from him. Perhaps he is having trouble reaching climax from regular sex? Sound familiar? Happens to men also.

I hope you two are able to figure this out. Silly reason to end a marriage, but if you don't take care of this, it will most likely be the ruin of your marriage.

All the best to both of you!


The back part of my toilet only has about an inch of water in it and it won't flush. It worked last time I used it and I live alone so no one else did anything to it. I sometimes have an issue where the thing attached to the flusher falls off and i just have to put it back on, but it is on right now and it still won't flush. I don't really want to ask anyone to help me in person because the toilet has stuff in it which is awkward. Any suggestions are appreciated, thanks for the help! (link)
Hi there,

I think everyone has had this experience, so don't feel too weird about it.

First things first:

Get a bucket or some such water toting device, and fill it in the tub/shower, then pour it into your toilet tank. Once you have the normal amount of water in there, flush it.

Now you have a toilet without "stuff" in it. :-)

There is a float device that turns off the valve when the tank is full. This is either a round-ish globe on a long rod sticking off the valve, or a round slider kinda thing that floats up and down the little tower dealie that is sticking up in the tank.

Usually, these stick in the down position, which means the water runs forever. Sometimes they can stick in the up position, which means that when you flush, no new water comes to fill the tank.

Whichever kind of float device you have, just give it a gentle wiggle through its normal range of motion, and it may come back to life and work just fine.

If it does, then YAY! Now you know what to do next time.

If not, then you get to call someone to come help you... AND your toilet no longer has "stuff" in it. Either way, you won by asking this question here! ;-)

I hope it is an easy fix for you.


I am currently an intern at a school, and woke up this morning feeling exhausted and really unprepared. I texted my supervisor early this morning to let her know I wasn't feeling well (even though I'm not sick), and it's afternoon, and I haven't heard back from her.

I am worried she will find a text unacceptable, and I don't know how to proceed at this point.

Any thoughts or suggestions? (link)
Hi there,

Unless you have been told otherwise, a text is completely inappropriate for failing to show up.

If I were in your position, I would call. Now. And explain that you were feeling so miserable that it didn't even dawn on you until now that a text message might be a bad idea.

Verify that someone actually got the text, apologize for doing this and promise you will call if this should ever happen again.

As a general rule, if you ever call in to any job to make a change to your schedule, it is a wise idea to jot down the exact time of the call and who you spoke with. These are things you can't really do with a text. Sure, you can prove you sent it, but you can't prove they got it.

Worst cases are when you are dealing with someone who doesn't like you and will use something like this to get rid of you. This is where you REALLY want that log of the time and such. :-)

I am rambling a bit, but the point is: Call. Right now.

If you don't call, it will either count against you, or get you fired. (It would have in my workplaces anyway...) If you do call, it can be forgiven as a rookie mistake, and all should be well.

I am glad you asked this. While I don't usually answer things like this, I thought time would be critical.

I hope everything works out for you. Please let me know how it went, when you leave feedback.



i dont know who to ask this but if anyone can help it would be great. there is a fan page on face book which is racist, abusive and content which should not be published. i have reported this page to facebook but they dont seem to care as i have had no response. these people have publicly humiliated my partner and alot of other people. they have made hundreds of jokes about dead babies, racist jokes and remarks and are extremely abusive. please would somebody advise me on what to do thanks a million in advance.... this is the link:www.facebook.com/KurtiSafc and www.facebook.com/DeadBabyJokes (link)
Hi there,

While most of what I saw is in incredibly bad taste... I didn't see anything that I know of being against the law.

I didn't see the place where they have publicly humiliated your partner, but I have to tell you I couldn't take much of it so I didn't look very long. :-(

Freedom of speech... this is where we are tested on that concept. Someone out there thinks something you believe and talk about is disgusting and revolting. Sadly, they are just as convinced that YOU should be kicked off the internet. This is the reason that freedom of speech is a hard concept to deal with when we find something we don't agree with.

Kinda sad the way the world is going, isn't it? It is a shame that this has become the norm, and accepted by all those people "liking" those sites... but it probably isn't against the law.

Have they used photos of your partner, or revealed any personal information they shouldn't have? Anything that might be against the law?

If you would like to have another set of eyes look at the specific things that have been done to you and your partner, please send me links directly to the places they have done this... that way I don't have to wade through this anymore.

The thing to realize here is that you aren't likely to get someone at facebook to be horrified at dead baby jokes. Why? Have you seen the show "Family Guy?" They have made light of everything, including telling "the first dead baby joke."

You know, this kind of highlights where we are in the grand scheme of things, doesn't it?

It wasn't very long ago that any network that aired that show would have been boycotted... and not long before that the same network would have been burned to the ground.

Do you remember how horrified people were when "The Simpsons" first hit the air in the 80s? Now we have shows that make the very worst of the Simpsons look like a kindergarten lesson.

I guess these sites, and the crowd that is hanging out there having a good LOL at some of that garbage are the result of decades of lowering standards in "humor."

In the 80s, The Simpsons was kinda/sorta viewed as tolerable as long as you didn't let your kids watch it... and now, people sit their toddlers down in front of "Family Guy?" Who saw that coming?

Sorry for the length of this. What you linked me to just stirred the thought of how far our idea of "humor" has fallen in the last three decades.

I hope that it pointed out why you feel alone in being offended by what you read there.

If you can link me to a specific example of them violating the law, I will join you in petitioning facebook to suspend the account or at least remove the offending content.

Please send a note to my inbox, if you like.






Hello

Is it possible too hook up another email to an Advicenator Account? I had closed my old one not realizing it was connected to the site.

Email is veroxidone@gmail.com

Thanks
Zane
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Hi there,

Yes, it is possible. Go here:

http://www.advicenators.com/settings.php

... and change your e-mail.

Thanks,

DN.


i have never had sex before and i know what they say if a penis has entered inside a girl they have lost there virginity but i haven't had a penis inside me but i have bled before because of a dildo am i still a virgin? or not ? (link)
The best way to understand this is to understand the REASON for virginity:

Virginity is a person not having any emotional baggage / damage from previous sexual relationships...


... AND being completely 100% free of any chance at all of sexual diseases.

So, if you have never had sexual contact with another person, male or female, then you fit both of those reasons, and are still a virgin.

The problem comes in when you break your hymen for some other reason... then you can no longer prove that you are a virgin.

In fact, the hymen doesn't really prove anything when you think about the reason for virginity. Why?

Well, you can get STDs from fingering, oral and all other forms of sex, so you could have 5 diseases and still have a hymen, see what I mean?

There are SO many people on here who lie about what virginity is really all about, just to make themselves feel better about things they have done.

Perhaps the one that stands out is the person who said she had sex with over 100 guys (mostly one night stands) but she was still a virgin because all that sex was either oral, or rectal. She even said that she had gotten two different diseases but she is cured now, so she is still a virgin because she has a hymen.

Can you see how insane that sounds? :-(

Imagine the guy she marries, and how he is going to feel when he finds out he married a disease factory that was pretending to be a virgin... how horrible would that be?

So, again, now that I cited an example, does it help explain what virginity is in reality, instead of this fantasy land where people say: "You are a virgin if YOU think you are a virgin" instead of looking at the reality of things?

Basically, no matter what you do... when the time comes that you are with a guy sexually: TELL THE TRUTH!

Having been lied to about that in the past, I can tell you that the truth up front is always better than a lie you find out about 10 years later. Trust me.

Aren't you glad you asked? :-)

P.S. If anyone tells you the hymen is what virginity is all about... ask them how any guy could be a virgin, since they don't have one. That should shut them up. :-)


Hi! I am starting a small business and my credit isn't good enough to get a loan at a bank. Are there any reputable lenders I might be able to work with besides my bank? Someone who is a little easier to please? If I can't find a lender soon my small business is doomed. :( Thank you if you can help! (link)
Hi there,

I would contact the SBA (Small Business Administration) and talk to them about your plans.

Here is a link to their website:

http://www.sba.gov/

The SBA has been known to arrange loans, and even if you don't get the load directly through them, they maintain probably the best list of reputable lenders that will work with small businesses in your situation.

The SBA also has MANY other resources that you will find helpful in running a small business... look around the site and you will be amazed!

I wish you well with your business.


How do you get an unlisted phone number? (link)
Hi there,

In order to get an unlisted phone number, just call your phone company and tell them that is what you want. They will take care of you right away.


What am i drinking for juice? (link)
How should we know?


It's been one month since we got married,
Me and my hubby use to have sex every night.

My hubby always put his cock inside me till morning(that means he never pull it outside my vagina till he wakes up in morning).

Is there going with my vagina.
(link)
Please explain exactly what you are asking here.

"Is there going with my vagina."

... doesn't mean anything.

Please explain if you want help.


what is safe period (link)
Please re-ask this question with more detail, so people know for sure what you are asking.

Thank you.


is a guy still a virgin if he didn't cum inside of his partner (link)
Afraid not.

Once you have sexual contact with someone else, your virginity is a thing of the past.



What does deferred income tax mean and how is it different than regular income taxes? I am so confused! (link)
Deferred in front of anything typically means that that thing, whatever it is, will be done later.

Like a deferred deployment in the military means you may join at one date and not be expected to deploy until a certain date in the future. This is the method commonly used to snare high school kids before they realize what they are getting into. ;-)

So, deferred income tax is tax that is scheduled to be paid at a later date. There are MANY reasons this might happen, but most of them involve business taxes. If you aren't self employed, or running your own business, it is unlikely you are going to run into this.

For another take on it, with examples, please check out this link:

http://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/deferredincometax.asp#axzz1w1sddvsU

I hope you are unconfused now, but, if not, please ask a new question and I will do my best to unconfuse you.

If you are in the middle of a tax situation, and you are encountering this term in your own situation, I advise you to consult a tax professional right away. Believe me, deferred income tax is nothing you want to figure out how to calculate on your own.


Please do not awnser if you do not have experience with having a house rabbit.

I have had a rabbit for a month now. I pretty much rescued him from a friend who just wasn't taking proper care of him. He was kept in a tiny cage. I built him a C&C cage that even has a little deck and he has plenty of room.

I have had a lot of progress with my bun bonding wise. But, this past week he has almost stopped using his litter box. He was not litter trained when I got him but I immediatly started training him and we made alot of progress. I had him to where he would always pee and mostly poop in his box. He would only sometimes poop on the top level of his cage.

Now he is pooping AND peeing all over the top part of his cage. I have added the second litter box back and I have tried moving his hay away from the box, putting hay in the box and I am quickly loosing patientce with my bun. Can you tell me what I can do to fix this litter training issue?

Oh, and my bunny is now one year old, a male, and I am not sure if he is nutered or not. I have put him on his back to try and see but theres just too much hair everywhere. He is a Holland Lop. (link)
Hi there,

Just in case there isn't someone who keeps rabbits as pets here, I thought I would point you to a couple places that are just perfect for this question:

Rabbits Online:

http://rabbitsonline.net/

BunSpace:

http://www.bunspace.com/forum/

House Rabbit Information Forum:

http://www.binkybunny.com/FORUM/tabid/54/Default.aspx

I hope he gets with the program sooner than later.





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