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I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

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ok i like this guy, and i want him to sign my yearbook. we dont have any classes together so i dont ever get a chance to talk to him, but we used to be realy close friends, and flirt alot, but how do i get him to sign it lol thhhxx

Try this:


"Hey, do you mind signing my yearbook?"


I heard it works well.

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alrighgt so me and my boyfriend have had sex many time before and we have used a condom everytime exet yesterday we had sex 3 times in one day without a condom.. we ran out of condoms and so wejust did it without a condom he pulled out before he ejaculated each time but im worried if like it could be possiable that he missed some when wiping the sperm off his dick because we went again right after he ejaculated so im just worried about that.. should i be?

Yeah.


I don't know how many times to say it, but; PULLING OUT DOES NOT WORK. IT'LL NEVER WORK. STOP...PULLING...OUT. Use a condom, EVERYTIME.


Pulling out is NOT effective & there's always a chance of pregnancy from having unprotected sex whether you pull out or not. It's also NOT effective against preventing STDs/AIDS.


Keep wearing a condom, stop pulling out & get on birth control. In the meantime, if you don't get your period -- get a pregnancy test.

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hey how do i get my id number for this site?
so ican look at my forum?

Go onto your column & ask yourself a question. In the link of the site that it brings up, you'll see like 4-5 numbers. Copy & paste those into the forum link & there you go.

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Why was it so funny and stupid when George Bush said "OBGYN's can't practice their love making with women"? What are OBGYN's?

An OBGYN is a gynocologist.


George Bush is an idiot & his stupid comments are so dumb, people laugh at them. I don't usually listen to what he says because then I'd want to slap him.

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Hey
I just wanted to start off by saying you look really pretty in your pic here and on your myspace pic :]
Well, here is my question
Im going to graduate in a week, and my hair is dead straight. It wont curl with mouuse or anything. Do you know of any products that will curl my hair, easily?
Thank you :]

Awww, thank you!


I'm not sure of any products that might do it, but maybe get your hair done at a salon? It might cost you a pretty penny to get it done, but they'll be able to do your hair how you want it done. And I'm positive they'll be able to get it curly. Ask some of your friends which salons they recommend & then make some estimates.

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My whole life I've been told and thought I'm stupid. Because I'm not school-book smart. I don't get good grades in the "smart subjects" like science, math and so on. I am so sick of believing this. I'm a different type of smart. I know I can make something of myself.

I am especially good at 3 things; public speaking & reaching out to people, languages (I know 4 different languages and intend on learning several more) and I sympathize, more than anything. People always turn to me because of that, I long to help. More than anything.

I've researched at least a hundred different professions in my attempt to find a major that will equip me with the right tools to help save the innocent from the corrupt and ultimatley change the world. I need a profession that will make me come alive. I have a picture of myself speaking infront of thousands of people, touching their hearts, or working at a homless shelter, somehow helping those who have been used, or anything of that kind. But in BIG levels, it wouldn't mean anything to me as a doctor or anything like that. It's not the kind of thing that would make me come alive, it wouldn't matter to me. I don't want to help one person at a time, I want to help thousands.. at once. I want to do something that would end homelessness and stimulate world peace!

I am compassionate and am able to provide stability in people's lives when they are shaken up. I am 16 years old, female, and more than anything.. I want to do something with my life.

No one believes in me, because I am not suited for the typical "good jobs" I will never have the grades to become a Lawyer, Doctor, Journalist or any of the sort.

Help me, what can I become? And how do I get there?

Thank you so much! And please, don't read this and think "what a dreamer, everyone thinks they'll save the world.. this one doesn't even have good enough grades.. she doesn't even know how to spell" Please, I have enough people thinking that way, if you can't help me, fine. But I'm begging you, don't think like that.

I believe that you're longing for good goals & that you will reach them.


In my opinion -- two professional fields will fit you greatly. Politics & Psychology.


You should consider them. They involve basically everything you're longing for.


Good luck.

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I feel terrible when I pray because I'm defninitely using God. Like I don't praise him at all, I only turn to him when I need help, and he always DOES help me. Which kinda makes me feel worse. How do I get into the habit of turning to him when I'm actually doing good and "dont need him" (of course I always do, but you get the picture!) ?

God is there for that. You're not using him. You're just creating a stupid way to make yourself feel bad about something.

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Is Atlantis a real lost continent, or is it just a legend?

Well, I've yet to find it -- so it must be a legend.

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nair? and how much does it cost?

Anywhere: Wal*Mart, Walgreens, K*Mart, Target, Costco, Wegmans [you only have this store depending on where you live], etc. And it should be about $4 or a little more.

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i made my myspace layout by myself andd where my comments are shown above each comment it says like comment,message, block user. whats the code to get rid of that?

There is no code to get rid of that. Tom just recently added that feature as well as seeing more bulletins & whatnot. So, you can't get rid of it. It's a pretty helpful option though. Instead of going to someone's page & commenting them that way, you can click "Comment Back" and it'll take you to post a comment directly.

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i need the meanings of ALL the different color jelly bracelets.
thanks.

This could've easily been googled BUT, I'll be nice and do it for you! >.>


Yellow -- hugging.
Purple -- anal sex.
Red -- unprotected sex.
Blue -- blow job.
Black -- protected sex.
Orange -- kissing.
Green -- outdoor sex.
Clear -- whatever floats your boat [whatever sexual act you would like].
White -- french kiss.
Glow in the Dark -- sex toy use.
Red & Black -- doing sixtynine.
Pink -- licking butt?
Silver -- fisting.
Gold Glitter -- making out.

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my cousin has a girl and they both want to screw each other but his girl want to wait for chassity what should he do????????????????????

If she doesn't want to have sex, then she shouldn't. If he doesn't repsect her decision, then she should leave him.


Simple.

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Like my title says: is there a cheaper and more "original" subsitute for American Eagle?

FYI I live in central NJ (USA), so don't give me stores indigenous to the cali area.

I agree with Laura. Kohl's has nice clothes at affordable prices. Some stuff can be a little expensive, but that's expected -- no?


I'm not sure what types of stores are in New Jersey because I'm in New York, but maybe try Wet Seal or Rue 21. They both have nice clothes at good prices. Try TJ-MAXX as well.


Other than that, just check the clearance racks because there's usually really cheap stuff. And there's nothing wrong with Wal*Mart or Target.

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my razr just died and i'm not sure if i want to get another. Any other good cellphones out there right now that are around the same price as the razr??

Try the KRAZR. I'm not sure what plan you're on, but I believe you can find that with both Verizon & Cingular. If you're not with Cingular but with Verizon, try out the chocolate. It's a pretty cute phone, but the only bad thing about it is that once the slidey thing breaks, your phone is screwed.


If you're on T-Mobile, try a sidekick out. If you're on Sprint, try out their phones. I'm not sure what they've got out, but it's always good to browse.

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I'm having a pool party soon. I am going to invite a lot of people. What are some good ideas for it?

Have a bikini contests.
Play pool games.
Play Twister.
Play hide&seek.
BBQ.
Sit around & talk.


Uh, maybe give it a theme? You can try a beach theme or something.

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wahts sexual tension

It's when your horny but don't do anything about it.

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this is going to sound weird but it seems like when ever ii`m around guys and i get nervous i get gass. how can i stop this?

Don't eat things that make you like that.


And stop typing with two i's. It makes you look dumb & it also makes you look like you don't know how to use a keyboard, or spell.

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so
i like this girl a lot
i've only known her for a few days
and never actually met her
but i've talked to her alot
like...6 or 7 hours collectively yesterday
and so i'm gonna actually meet her next week
and i already think she likes me
but how can i...ya kno..."put the moves" on her, as the guys at school say?
she seems really nice and so i wanna try and get more than a friend out of her...any advice?

If you've only known her for a few days "putting the moves" on her will only make you seem like an ass, and a horndog. Create a relationship [which you have] & be patient. Don't just throw yourself all over her or it won't work & she'll never go out with you. Just take the time to get to know her more & establish things. This way, you have a chance of getting with her.


+Edit+
Well, that's changed, obviously.

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my friend who is like a brother to me (also way older) left like 2 years ago for the marines, but ive just started getting back in touch with him online and stuff, but we never saw eachother in FOREVER.
but he is coming home for 4th of july, what can i do to tell him that i so0o missed him without being corny?

Just tell him that you missed him. Buy him a card & fill it with memories & little corny jokes & insiders between the two of you.


Haha, maybe incorporate this joke somehow? It's military related, so he'll get it no matter what. Okay, here goes:


Q: "Are you a sergeant?"
A: "Cause you make all my privates stand up straight!"


Ahaha, if he's one for lame but cute jokes, he'll love it.

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i have softball playday tuesaday and i need a team name. i need some ideas. we are purple so if it could incorporate purple and an alliteration that would be kool.

Purple Penguins.
Purple Pirates.
Purple Piranhas.
Purple Piggies.
Purple Phantoms.
Purple Pistols.
Purple Parrots.
Purple Palms.

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