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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ how long is a good amount of time to give a guy a blow job for? i've given them before but i dont know when to stop .. so i wanted to know like how many minutes or just until he cums?
Yep; just keep going til he blows his load. If he ssees you'Re having a Really difficult time, he'll jump in theRe and whack it a little while you peRfoRm. ;O

♥[?]♥ anyone have any quotes about love and friendship they can give me? thx

Some quotes that I can come up with off hand:
--"a friend is the person who bails you out of jail. a BEST FRIEND is the one sitting beside you saying 'damn, that was great!!'"

--"everytime I try to fly, I fall without my wings I feel so small. I guess I need you baby" ~Britney Spears

--"this is nuckin futs" ~Dickie Roberts

--"im more than just a pretty face"

--"look at the stars. look how they shine... for you" ~Coldplay

--"the party starts when I arrive"

--"by the world's standards,
you may not be perfect

♥[?]♥ what are some good websites for graphics of "Copy the Code" for my advice column!
i have already had diamondrains.com, starlightmks.com, and ticklishdesigns.com!
pleaase help! i rate high for anyone who wont leave rude comments!!!
You could tRy: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=baby_stephie_graphicz If you would like them to move, simply paste: < img src="THE URL" > in youR Bio section of youR PROFILE SETTINGS page. Hope that helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ How come when you give a guy a blowjob he cums so much? And why do some girls swallow it? Also, why do they grunt like a pig afterwords?
The amount of ejaculant depends on the peRson. Many guys say that if it's been a few days since theiR last sexual encounteR, that it stoRes up... to be honest, I'm not a guy, so I wouldn't know if theRe's tRuth to that oR not. And some giRls swallow, because they like it. Some giRls gRin and beaR it to please the man. And otheRs.. well otheRs.. they spit. And gRunting like a pig is something I don't do....

♥[?]♥ so my boyfriends birthdays is in august (i know its a long way away...) but i know we'll still be together and i have no idea what to get him!!! he likes University of Georgia...and he's really southern (so like fishin' and huntin' and 4wheelers and stuff)...any ideas?...

xoxo thanks (15/f)
FoR the stoRe bought gift, you could spRing foR a cute wRist watch, a leatheR jacket, nice cologne, a gift caRd, oR some DVD's. OR you could get him a cute UofG tshiRt, oR little slippeRs oR something! How about taking him out to dinneR? If he dRives... you could definitely go foR a *GAS CARD*. And if you wanna get cReative, how 'bout you just go to the paRk?? BRing a blanket and some music! And pack a picnic lunch, which doesn't have to be difficult : tuRkey sandwiches on slice bRead, gRapes, pRetzels, twinkies etc. And make shoRe you bRing a cRap load of bRead to feed the duckies!! -OR- anotheR suggestion... MAKE him something to eat, if you'Re up to the challenge. You could tRy stuffed chicken bReasts with potatoes of some soRt with a fResh gaRden salad and sundaes foR desseRt! And to be cute, you could always make him a posteR -- use maRkeRs, photogRaphs, quotes and so on. Bottom line, it's the thought that counts, and whateveR you do I'm shoRe he'll love!! Just be cReative and have fun!! Hope I helped!! Best wishes!!

♥[?]♥ i just wantded to try liquid eyeliner cuz ppl said it doesnt run or smear like pencil.. can someone explain how to use it?
In my expeRience, it smeaRs just the same as pencil. But many times it's a bit woRse, because you WALK OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH IT SMEARED. It's just so damn haRd to apply evenly. It's a game of patience, it Really is. And pRactice. Just hold one eye closed, and slowly apply it along youR lash line. SoRRie I can't say much else; theRe just isn't much to say about liquid eyelineR otheR than.... it takes pRactice... Goodluck to you!! :D

♥[?]♥ ok so..i broke up w/ my bf cuz his friends threaten me and fight w/ me and stuff and i just couldnt take it anymore..and now i think it was a bad idea to break up w/ him..wat should i do?
Oh my gosh!! Did he KNOW this was going on??? I ceRtainly HOPE not!! Hopefully he'd be moRe of a man than to let his fRiends give you a haRd time foR **ANY** Reason. I can undeRstand how you would get sick of the toRmenting, but if feel it was a mistake, you DEFINITELY need to talk to him about it!! Let him know what happened, and how it all came about. I'm shoRe he'll undeRstand, and do whateveR it his poweR to see that this teasing ENDS. And if not.. then you know he's not woRth a single second of youR time!! I wish you the best!!! hope eveRything woRks out!!

♥[?]♥ umm I’m turning 16 in a couple of months and I haven’t really had a real boyfriend. I mean I did when I was in 6th grade and only for a week and we did nothing it was a waste. I have never had my real kiss but all my friends have and they think I have too even my best friend thinks so. Also all the guys I talk to think I have to because I’m very flirty. I never really set my friends right about all this because I was scared to tell them. But I’m going into freshman year and I haven’t had a boyfriend, my real kiss or anything and I’m really sad about that im also scared to kiss someone now because i could be bad at it and that scares me a little. I don’t know what to do. Guys have asked me out and guys have hit on me but I just never liked those guys that have. My question is: what is my problem is there anything wrong with me?? and I’m VERY picky about guys if that helps u answer my question. thanks for the help.

P.S Sorry that it is so long I'll rate high thanks!!

*K
Aww!! Absolutely NOTHING is "wRong" with you!! Being picky isn't always a bad thing; you need to make shoRe you'Re with someone who will be honest, loyal, and good to you. Just make shoRe you don't WAY oveR do it and cheat youRself out of quality time with an amazing peRson!! And you'Re only 15!! I have many fRiends who aRe 16 - AND OLDER and they STILL haven't kissed anyone!!! Honestly, if you'Re woRRied that you may be "behind" oR something theRe's no Reason you should woRRie about this. Just because SOMEONE else has done ceRtain things does NOT mean you should have alReady done them also!! You have PLENTY of time still. I know *TONS* and *TONS* of people who aRe aRound 20-21, and have still neveR even held hands with someone. But be it 13, 17, oR 20... it's not as big of a deal as you might assume. Hopefully this bRings you some ReassuRance!! :)

♥[?]♥ i had this boyfriend and after about 2 months I broke up with him because i thought i didnt like him anymore!but then i started realizing i do but before i had a chance to tell him, he got a new girlfriend!now i am really jealous and i just can't get over it!!!!!how can i?help!!!!
Aww!! This is sad; I'm soRRie. Well obviously the pRoblem heRe is.. he ALREADY HAS someone; kind of an 'end of stoRy' deal. Bottom line.. you CAN NOT **MAKE** someone like you, as unfoRtunate as that is. And what's the point in foRming a Relationship when only ONE paRtneR holds Romantic feelings foR the otheR?? I hate to tell you this, but I think you should be faiR to YOURSELF by accepting and Respecting his stance with his cuRRent giRlfRiend. Then I think you should tRy to gatheR up the pieces of youR bRoken heaRt, and keep tRuckin' on. Think of it this way: what's the point in giving youR heaRt away to somoene who won't give you theiRs??? 'Love' is RecipRocal; meaning, it's NOT just one-sided. Relationships RequiRe a 120% effoRt fRom *BOTH* paRtneRs, and without that.. you've got nothing. I wish you all of the best.

♥[?]♥ i know this is gross but is it bad if your poop is really green? (two days in a row)
I would say if you've been eating a lot of gReen foods, such as peas and bRocoli, you'Re fine. HoweveR, if it keeps up foR two oR thRee weeks, THEN would be the time foR a medical opinion. Hope.. this.. helps..?? :P

♥[?]♥ hey thanx! You anwsered my ? about how changing my font size and color and it worked but I was wondering do you know where i can get you know little pictures, bcuz im making a likes and dislikes section and yeh ive seen robots and stuff like that on other peoples, so please.
Ill rate a 5 no matter if you dont know cuz you seem to give good advice =D
Hmm. I honestly don't know what you mean by that. Uhm, you don't mean the Live JouRnal icons, do you???? I'm tRying think ... Robots... I have no idea. The only thing that Rings a bell when talking about Robots would be the little dRawings people do on the computeR using letteRs and numbeRs, ya know??? Like they'll leave it in a MySpace comment, you see? Uhm, otheR than that... I'm out of ideas. Hopefully you can explain a little bit; I'd Really like to help you -- and now I'll go nuts tRying to figuRe out what pictuRes you could be talking about.. So lemme know, please???

♥[?]♥ ok my BEST guy friend might like me. i'm not sure if he does because his close friend-who is also my close friend-says that he probably does like me.
the reason i don't think he does or that i'm like, pessimistic about it is because we are like, so close as friends that i don't think that we would be anything different.
but the reason why i think he might is because: 1) his/my friend thinks so 2) he called me randomly just to talk (and he usually doesn't do that) 3) he said (while on the phone) 'oh i see ------- (his friend) he's gonna ask me who i'm on the phone with and i'm gonna say a hot girl...cuz its true.' 4) after he said this (and he said it like--seriously) i was like oh i'm sure (me=no self esteem...so i DON'T take compliments well) and he was like 'i love you' and i didn't hear him so i was like what? and he was like 'i love you!'
can you tell me what he might be thinking or feeling...thanx in advance
p.s. sorry for the length
Hahaha.. that was cute. I liked youR last line.. "(i guess that would be #5)" -- that's soooo daRling.


But uhm, HEY... best fRiends make the best loveRs. Think about THAT one. ;D


And fRom what *I* know on the situation, it DOES seem like he's inteRested. He's acting diffeRent towaRds you [which is always a sign of something being up], but it's a "positive" diffeRence, so to speak. He's showing moRe affection, tRying to become closeR, so it obviously seems like he likes you. Why don't you tRy asking him to a movie; just the two of you. PeRhaps he'll be bold and Reach foR youR hand. OR, if you like him too, YOU could Reach foR HIS hand, oR simply lay youR head on his chest. Now based on his Recent behavioR changes.. do you think he'll mind?? Of couRse not!!! :D He'll be thRilled!!! If you feel youRself gRowing attached to him, definitely let him know. And if you just CAN'T do it by coming stRaight out and SAY it.. then say it with little things... do the little things diffeRently to let him know that you caRe, but just neveR do anything that makes you uncomfoRtable. Goodluck!! Hope this helped!! :)

♥[?]♥ i broke up w/ my bf yesterday but i want to get back together w/ him! it hurts so bad! i broke up w/ him cause i liked this other guy nd he still likes me nd i still like him but hes 2 yrs older than me. idk if hell ask me out or not. wut should i do? if i get back together w/ him i might regret it nd i dont want to go throu this agian but i want to go out w/ him while i still can. this is so confusing. i hate it! i love them both!
I say you should keep things how they aRe; don't get back with him. Look, if you "love" TWO people, it's painfully ovbvious that you don't "love" eitheR one enough. If you want my honest opinion, you'Re betteR off picking up the pieces of youR bRoken heaRt and putting this in the past. I just don't see how it's possible to "love" TWO people, because if you DID "love" someone you wouldn't WANT anyone else... because no one else in the WORLD would be able to COMPARE to him and to what the two of you have togetheR. I KNOW this huRts, heaRtache's a bitch, and I KNOW that, but think of youR EX heRe.. do what's faiR to HIM. Don't waste his time if you can so easily be swayed and aRen't willing to give the Relationship 246%!!

♥[?]♥ whats in the middle of a jawbreaker because i dont know what it is
What it is on the outside is what it is in the inside.. theRe's nothing special, nothing hidden. It it what it is. :)

♥[?]♥ What is a PAP test? I know you have to get it when you get our period but what is it?
"The Pap test (also called a Pap smear) checks for changes in the cells of your cervix. The cervix is the lower part of the uterus (womb) that opens into the vagina (birth canal). The Pap test can tell if you have an infection, abnormal (unhealthy) cells, or cancer."
Taken fRom: http://www.4woman.gov/faq/pap.htm TheRe's a lot to say, so check it out if you have some fuRtheR questions.


Hope this helps!! :)

♥[?]♥ what are some good qualities you need to have in a friendship? for example ..loyalty. i need at least 3 of them. thanks i rate high for good answers

:D
- Loyalty, yep.
- Compassion.
- Open-minded.
- Opinionated.
- ConsideRate.
- CouRteous.
- PRotective.
- Honesty.
- TrustwoRthy.


TheRe's a few foR ya!! Hope that helps!!! :)

♥[?]♥ can anybody tell me how to get pictures on my web page.not only pictures off the internet but like pics i have at home. and how to make the words move
It's all done by HTML codes. You can find these codes and moRe by seaRching http://www.google.com


To make the woRds move [this is called a 'MaRquee'], use this code:
< marquee >YOUR TEXT< / marquee > [just delete the spaces]

And as foR pictuRes, you must HOST them. To host something, simply go to http://www.photobucket.com and SIGN UP foR 100% FREE. Then you'll probably have to SIGN IN. Then click "BROWSE", find the pictuRe on youR computeR... click... "SUBMIT" Then simply Copy the "URL" slot of the pictuRe, and Paste that and ANY otheR HTML code in youR Bio box of youR "PROFILE SETTINGS" page.


Goodluck!! :) Hope I helped!!

♥[?]♥ How much eyeliner is too much? How can you tell? (I know this sounds really retarded, but I don't know!!!)
Honestly; this is an opinion question. If you ask *ME* it's veRy difficult to weaR "too much" black eyelineR. *I* think that it just depends on what kind of a statement you want to make. If you want to give the impRession of defiance, use THICK lineR. OR if you peRfeR the innocent casual look, a thin line is *veRy classy. Hope this helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ i've recently become a vegitarian. my mother is worried that i wont get enough protein, what are some foods that i can eat that contain protein (besides meat, obviously)?
Well, I know theRe's a pRotein supplement you can pick up in health good stoRes called 'Whey' [ http://www.wheyoflife.org/ ]. OtheR than that, I guess theRe's:
- Rice.
- Oats.
- CoRn.
- CoRn bRead.
- Peas. All daRk gReen vegetables, Really.
- Pasta.
- Rye bRead.
- Cottage cheese .
- CeReal.
- Beans.
- Lima beans.
- Tofu.
- Eggs.
- Egg nog.
- Canned soups.
- Peanuts.
- Peanut butteR.
- GRanola baRs with dRied fRuits/nuts.


Hope this helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ ok, where can i get the codes for the music i want to put on my xanga? ill rate a 5 for everyone who answers unless they give me no useful information!
Heyyyy.. tRy:
--- http://www.xanga.com/music_galore [it's not woRking at THIS second though, but that's RaRe]
oR
--- http://www.xanga.com/xanga_music
oR tRy bRowsing thRough:
--- http://www.xanga.com/search.aspx?type=groups&term=music%20codes


Goodluck on youR hunt - hope this helps!! :)


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