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hey guys..my column has been the same for soooooo long now...so im gunna change it up a bit! any ideas please let me know! anyway..heres the ordinary junk...im kayla, im 14, i like in md close to dc, i go to rhs - home of the rams! yay haha, and i dn i just love helping people!

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Yes, im a bitch and i know it...i need some quotes that help explain that or at least give the gist of it. Does anybody know any quotes about being a bitch?

I dOnt neeD nO fuqqiN quOte
mY naMe alOne makeZ bitchES cHOke

lol i like tht 1...n u can look on firehotquotes

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okay, I have this guy friend named "Joe" and we hav been frends for 5 years and alot of people say we shud go out , but we deny it! i like him and i wanna no how to no that he likes me before making a move. how can I find out he likes me? I rate!!!!

jus b like haha wowwut goes through ur mind when they say tht? it kinda makes me wonder if we really would be a good couple..n see what he says n if hes not into it be like yeh idk i don think itd work but haha u can thelp but wonder! n if he is into it them let him kno u r 2!! hehe gl!

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my best friend is going after my ex. i'm sure its ok but i really dont enjoy it. i still like him. and its hurting my feelings. but....... i really dont no how to tell her that.

jus sit her down n b like..ayte look im tlkn 2 u friend 2 friend right here...so plz dont get mad..but i still have feelins for [name] n it bothers me tht my best friend is goin after him. i kno u didnt kno i liked him but idk..i just had 2 say something. n hopefully she'll be a good friend n understand tht she should back off a bit! x0x

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okay so our next door neighbors moved and the new ppl that moved in just had a baby. how can i let them knoe that when ever they are confortable leaving their child with a bby sitter that they can trust me? i mean i havent talked to them face to face since they've moved in and their never outside. please help me asap

ooo the same thing happened 2 me a few months ago! i went over there n introduced myself n welcomed them 2 the neighborhood. i sed something like "hi my name is kayla i live in this court n welcome 2 the neighborhood! but hey if you ever need a babysitter im just a few houses down so dont hesitate to ask if ya need anything" n den we had a lil convo n i had soooo many jobs w. tht family! it was great! wen u tlk 2 them wether its by chance or u approach them make sure u sound responsible, n have good posture! haha idk y but grown ups love good posture! gl!

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Tomorrow
is just another day

Tomorrow
isn't eternity

Tomorrow
is like a magic eight ball
holding its decisions in

Tomorrow
sad, yet, true

Tomorrow
will be wasted on you

Tomorrow
has a heart, feelings too
it is the exact opposite of you

Tomorrow
is cushioned, but firm

Tomorrow
is a dream gone
over the edge

Tomorrow
sad, yet, true

Tomorrow
is the day, i'm finally over
- you -

By: Rachel Knack


is that a good poem?
i am rachel and i wrote it, but
i'd like to give it to
my best guy friend cuz that is how i feel about
or relationship at this point. cuz we got in ANOTHER fight last night (7/29) and like, he is just being this big ass... he was talkin shit about me and i asked him about it and he was like, i don't want to do this anymore.. no! and i was like well... geez.. and he blocked my screen name.. and yah. He was sayin, no! don't tell her, you'll release the inner beast in her and all this shit!! and i dunno what to do....

Please HelP!!

i think its cute!! it shows strong personality n it like "ok im dun playin games i made up my mind" i liek it!!

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my mom and dad are getting a divorce...well its my cousins bday and she likes my toher cousins more (thats my age) so she chose her to sing at the wedding and made me not even be part of it i was really hurt..my mom got defensive..and like now my whole family hates her for divorving my dad and for bitching about it..and i feel like most of its my fault..i just feel like everything always is cuz my cousin thats gonna be in the wedding is perfect..and ive just always been a bad name to the family..i feel so guilty..i just need some advice..

ok w. the divorce..my parents r divorced 2 n its not that bad! its hella lot better then when they were married i can tell u tht much haha! n nothin tht happens in ur family tht is this kind of issue is ur fault. its not ur fault ur parents r gettin divorced, n whatever happened in the past is over so they shouldnt thrive on it. jus try 2 have a good name in ur fam, show them u love them even when it can be hard to do tht. tlel urcuz how u fell but dont make her feel pressured or cornered. u seem like a sweet girl..n the diff. between u n some other ppl is u actually care..n tht says somethin! good luck hun n i hope everything works out

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Hii.. im 13 years old, and im kinda changin my style. i wanna get a punkiish style, i've been taken guitar lessons for over 2 years... and now im in a band, and havn't really picked up the style yet, still stuck in that gurly faze... so i need some really good advice on like where to shop, and what kinda stuff i would buy... s0o can you please help me!!!! ~*~ i rate ~*~ thankx, lots of love

u can shop @ hot topic, buy like big black pants, do ur hair in lil twisties n dye it a funky color, wear fuck bracelets, wear alotta black ,not a whoel bunch of jewelry unless its like hardcore, paint ur nails blakc, lol tht all i can think of cuz im not punk but hope i helped!

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any1 know any good ways to combat boredem?! i'm sooooooooo freaking bored and pls dont say go out side and play i'm 15 and the oldest ppl round here are 13 year old boys that are annoying as hell


thanks

BB

umm go 2 website like dude.com or bored.com, call someone, watch tv, sleep (lol), do ur hair/nails (if ur a girl), shop online, tlk online. hope i helped!

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I am going into 7th grade and i am not allowed to have a boyfriend.I really like this guy and I know that he likes me.he asked me out and i told him i would think about it...what should I do.I really like him and i am afraid that if i say no that he will forget about me and...well just move on.I think that she is about to let me have a bf anyway.
Please give me advice.
~Thanx~

if i were u id go out w. him n just not tell my parents! lol. n if it gets 2 the point 2 where u have 2 tell them, be mature about it. its not like ur gunna fuck him or sumthn lol. so i say go out w. him n hope it all works out! gl

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does anyone know how to loose a couple pounds in like a week?

-thanks

drink tons of water, eat salad, dont eat b4 u go 2 bed, n run alot

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okay, my ex bf had sex with this girl like 3 yrs younger than him about 6 months ago, she gave it up to him really easily, they werent even going out or nething..then he asked her out like 2 months later..but then he broke up with her after like acouple weeks..now i hear that they are back together as "fuck buddies"..do u think he really likes her, or is just using her?

i think a lil of both...bc he seems like he jus wants casual sex..but he DID ask her out..but im kinda leanin toward him usin her..

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what kind of clothes should i get for back to school..im going shopping soon

whatever you like!! if you see something n u like it..buy it! have fun mixin up ur style hehe!

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I know i might sound stupid but I wouldnt know...What is a b*ner...I know what the whole word is I just dont know what it is.
Please answer me.
~Thanx~

its when a guy gets turned on n his dick gets hard..lol!

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hi i recently cut my hair really short like billy from good charlotte, long in the front and short&spiked in the back. i dont know any other styles but i dont wanna seem like a girlie girl or a boy when i do my hair. please help!

if its alreaydcut theres not much u can do w. it when its that short! but u wont sem like a girlie girl or boy..everyone has 2 do SOMETHING w. there hair lol no1 just rolls out of bed n goes somewhere...well i hope not haha but yeha i think itll b fine!

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i wanna know how to make my b/f really turned on when he comes over tomorrow and maybe evn make him get a b*ner, any ideas?

fidn out wut turns him on. play w. him..tease him a lil bit haha idk. kiss him in a diff. way then u normally do..idk have fun w. it! gl

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whats a good icon site.

originalicons.com imbum.net

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hi. im 11 years old and the last time i weighed myself i was 120 lbs i dont know what to do! every summer i gain weight! please help! school is starting soon and i dont want to seem weirdly uneven by weight.i dont know if i can join a fitness club because iam too young. please help, ill rate you!

you cna join curves w. ur mom or something! excersize is fun! or you could run alot n eat healthier. wne ur firends come over instead of sittin down eatin popcorn n tlkn yall could get up n dance or go play outsideor go 2 the pool or something! (not sayin tht all yall do is sit n eat lol) but yeah just be really active! get in volved in some sports!! hope this helps

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my friend cuts herself because of her ex-boyfriend...ive tryed to tell her not to. she cuts herself all over her body except her wrists. and when her parents ask her what happens she makes up excuses like she ran into something, fell... i dont know what to do!

-signed help my friend out!-

it sucks but u gotta either ge tthru ot her, or tell someone who can. tell her ur rly worried about her. iv known alot of ppl 2 cut...n its just like any other mental thing...they cant get help until they realize they have a problem. just be there for her n tell her u care about her. do somethin 4 her tht makes her happy like take her on ur next vacation or have a sleepover n make her laugh alot or take her 2 an amusment park or somethin. get her mind off her problems. also if shes doing it bc of depression, she eneds medicalhelp bc depression id caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain n shed need some med.s gl hun n im sry u gotta watch a friend go through this..it sux i kno :(

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Which freezes faster, cold water or hot water? somepeople say deff. things. ive tryed to experiment but i dont see which does. HOT OR COLD??

i think cold? bc its colder frm the strt..lol

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i have a boyfirned but we never see each other but meanwhile we love each other is this ok

if it works for you guys then its fine! if ur happy its all good

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