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KOURTNEY!!!~~~
You can`t leave beautiful.. Your one of the best advice givers on here.. I`d hate to see you leave i`d miss you!! but i suppose you got your reasons and they must be good ones for you to leave.. So i hope you stay sweetie.. MWAH!! ♥ Dez

DEZZZZ

You are probably one of the sweetest people around. Well, I got in trouble because supposibly all I do on my advice column is Chit Chat. PSH, well I guess I'll probably get in trouble for answering this question too..

I'm just sick of all the drama and people getting in trouble for dumb reasons.

I love giving advice and knowing I'm helping people out, but the people that run this site are obviously not seeing that, they think I'm just using it to Chit Chat.

Don't worry, if I leave I'll keep in touch with you hun! You're the best.

♥ Kourtney

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Kourtney,

You are not being banned. We are just letting those people know who seem to have a lot of "personal" type mail coming to their inbox, or those who are sending it to others.

Frappr! would be a good place to take the comments about how great everyone is etc. This site is for advice only.

The reject button can be used if you get a lot. If you know who is sending you the message, email them if you must respond.

Alright..

I'm sorry..

♥ Kourtney

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We have noticed you have a lot of personal chit chat on your column.

Please use your own email or IM account for talking with your friends. This site is for advice only.

This is the only warning you will recieve. If the behavior continues, your column will be removed and you will no longer be a member of advicenators.

Please respond and let us know you understand the warning. Not repsonding, however, will not change the outcome if behavior continues.

It's not like I'm the one leaving myself messages in my inbox.
I answer all the stuff in my inbox.
They usually are questions.
Or people just saying they've added me, or they like my advice, or some sort.
I didn't know people asking me how I was doing since I have a lot going on right now in my life, was a chit chat. My appoligies then.

You can see I've been here for a year and how many questions I've answered and how many people have rated me.

But, if you think that I'm using this column as a chatroom, alright then I can't change that, that you think that. Because, I don't, I just answer everything in my inbox.

EVERYONE is getting banned I've noticed.

♥ Kourtney

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Kourtneyyy!! Thanks for saying I was one of the prettiest gals. Lol, you're beautiful & that's comming from the bottom of my heart!!

I think that Kristen shouldn't of been banned. She was so nice & she gave such good advice, but atleast it's not forever.

Anyways I have a question.. so on New Years I might go to this party thing with my best friend. It's at this resturant & I really don't know what to wear. Any ideas??

TEZAAAA♥

You're a doll, you're beautiful inside AND out.

I know, it's like EVERYONE is getting banned, she's only banned until Saturday though.

But, anyways, is it a nice restaurant or just a casual restaurant?

♥ Kourtney

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whyd kristen get banned? do u know?

She was telling everyone she added that she added them, like she was leaving them messages in there inbox. So, I guess it was "Spamming." I don't know it was for a dumb reason, a lot of people are getting banned.

♥ Kourtney

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I ♥ Kourtney =)

Sooo..how are you feeling? When you texted me last night i was at this party & i was like "yay a text!" and i looked at it & it said what you said & i was like "Oh man..." so i hadda leave the party so i can concentrate into my texting hahaha =D. Luv ya Kourtney. Eat tamales. They make people feel better =)

Woah omg Kristen got banned? Dang that sucks. Everyone is getting banned!!!! =(

Luv ya darling! ♥♥

I ♥ you too.

I'm ... alright. I'm like the only one not crying.. 'cause I don't like crying in front of people. My dad's real emotional lately though, not like him at all. We already have funeral arrangements, so it's really hard. But, maybe, just MAYBE she'll pull through, she doesn't know she has only a couple days left though.

But who knows .. you know?

Aww, I'm sorry I text you when you were at a party. You didn't have to answer me!! I ♥ you for it though. You're seriously the best.

I'm just scared of word getting around at school, it ALWAYS does about me and my mom.

Yeah, I've eaten like all the tamales OOPS!! haha. We have like 2 left, my bad haha.

Talk to you later sweetie, thank you so much.

♥ Kourtney

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what is love really about?

Everyone has a different definition about what love really is.

But, in my opinion its what my parents have. They've gone through a lot together and still love each other with everything they have.

They would do anything to be with that person, to make them laugh, to make them smile, and to make them the happiest person. And if they could, they would give them the world just to see them smile. They would give there shirt off there back if they had do. Drop anything they were doing to be with them. If they were in a crisis, they would be there holding them making sure they're okay. Seeing them smile, makes your heart drop. You can't imagine yourself with anyone else, but them. You could do anything together and still have the greatest time in your life because you were with that one person.

Love is about honesty and trust. They're each others best friend and can tell each other ANYTHING. To know each others flaws and STILL love each other.

That's what I think love is. My mom has cancer, and my dad took over everything in the house, the dad job AND the mom job, cleans the house, cooks like my mom, EVERYTHING. Even took time off of work just to make sure she was going to be okay, and at the end of the day, they still love each other. They tell each other everyday "I love you" with a kiss. They still hold each others hands in public, even if they're not a teenager anymore or they're the only older couple holding hands, they'll still do it.

I hope this helps you and if you need anything else, just leave a message in my inbox.

♥ Kourtney

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KOURTNEY..

ahh im soo pissed off!
i got banned for "spamming" until saturday..
fucking idiots!

ahh i wonder what people will think now..i just started this and i already got banned..great..
i feel soo bad!!

well hope you have a good rest of the week since i wont be on..lOl

♥ Kristen

KRISTEN!!

Oh my freakin lord, that is so ridiculous. Everyone gets banned for the GAYEST reasons, seriously. People need to GET OVER THEMSELVES.

Well if you need anything, just email me your screen name or something and I'll IM you. I think my email address is on my column.

♥ Kourtney

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My friend Kim is really down because her mom just found out that she has cancer. I had her over to my house to make her feel better, but I don't think it helped that much. I don't know what else to do to make her feel better. What should I do?

I know how your friend feels. The only thing you really can do, is be there for her. Let her know if she needs anything, a shoulder to cry on, you're there for her. That if she ever needs to talk about it, that you'll listen and talk to her about it. Don't mention it too much around her though. But, if she looks sad or isn't talking that much, that's when she needs you the most.

Try inviting her over and watching a funny movie, to make her laugh, make some popcorn too.

Or take her out to dinner or something. Try to get her mind off things for awhile. But, don't do it too much, she needs to spend some time with her family too. But, when it feels like she needs to escape from things, tell her that she can come over when she needs to.

I hope this helps and if you need anything else, leave a message in my inbox.

♥ Kourtney

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Who do you think the 5 prettiest girls on here are?
if you answer i will rate 5!!

Haha, well theres a lot of girls that are pretty!! I think so many girls on this site are!

But off the top of my head:

- Melissa
- Kristen
- Tess
- Teza
- Erica

♥ Kourtney

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well im not a very outgoing person..what are some cute/sexy ways that i can flirt that might turn a guy on or something? lOl sounds weird i know..but like when im about to leave somewhere i always wanna give a guy a hug but i dont know how to go about doing it..i cant just do it..they will be thinking WTF? haha any suggestions?
i will RATE HIGH!
♥

Just smile alot at people and when you see someone you know, smile and say "hey" and if there with someone you don't recognize introduce yourself, smile and be like "hey I'm _____" That way you'll get to know more people. Just smile so people know you're friendly and stuff.

When you're flirting with a guy of course smile, don't frown, you never know who's falling in love with your smile. Make sure you giggle and laugh so they know you have a sense of humor.

Of course hug them, so they know you're not afraid to, guys like that. I hug people when they're too afraid to hug me. It won't be dumb, trust me.

Touch there arm and stuff when you giggle, but don't do it too much. Just stuff like that.

I hope this helps you and if you need anything else, just leave a message in my inbox.

♥ Kourtney

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what is something fun i could do for new years? im not invited to any parties and i cant have a party lOl and none of my friends know of any parties and it sucks that i cant drive anywhere or either can my friends..if i dont find something to do i think i might have to go to my grandma's with my family..but i DONT want to do that. please list some suggestions! i will rate 5's =)
♥

Have some friends come over and all hang out.
Get some party stuff, like silly string and hats, listen to music, stay up late and stuff like that.

Or go to a friends house and do the samething.

Just make your own little party with your friends. That's what I would always do when I couldn't drive. It's so much fun. Just stay up all night, get some sparkling cider and watch movies and all that stuff.

If it comes down to you going to your Grandmas, bring a friend or two along.

I hope this helps and if you need anything else, just leave a message in my inbox.

Happy New Years! && hope you have fun.

♥ Kourtney

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KOURTNEY!
thanks haha i feel so special that i have a link on your column ♥ ♥
Love to my fav.
♥ Kristen

No problem!! =)

You and Melissa are my favoriteee haha.

♥ Kourtney

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Kourtney im about to shoot someones head off! maybe i am not right for this advicenators stuff..its getting way too outta hand already..maybe im already ready for a break or maybe i should just quite? i hate drama no matter what it is!! i get enough of it at school and i dont need anymore of it on here =(
♥ Kristen

KRISTEN!!!

What happened sweetie.
Whats wrong?

♥ Kourtney

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Where can u buy cute trucker hats for girls? Like Von Dutch or something.. I rate!

Try this:

www.vondutch.com

http://www.stylesell.com/index.php?manufacturers_id=1&osCsid=c7007bb6489ee6a8c88815c49acf0ce6

Or you could always try going to the mall and looking for some.

I hope this helps and if you need anything else, just leave a message in my inbox.

♥ Kourtney

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aw thanks babe! which one should i usE? tough decision because this one is cute..but the other one was just of me..and it was bigger. what do you think? Thanks!
♥ Kristen

Aww, well I'm glad I helped!
I wasn't sure if it made sense or not haha.

TWO BLONDES DID IT.. YESS!!!
Team work haha.

Umm.. how about the one where you're like I love her.. something something haha. Not sure what it says.

♥ Kourtney

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KourtneY HELP!
haha i dont get photobucket or w/e
thanks hun!
♥ Kristen

Go to www.photobucket.com
Click on Sign Up Now.

Then sign up and log in.
Where it says BROWSE
Click on that and add your picture.
Then it'll be added, you then get the URL for the picture, copy that link.

You will then go to advicenators.
Click on Profile Settings.
Where it says URL for picture, you put the link there and then scroll down and submit.

See if that works, if not, I'll help you again =)

Hope it makes sense.

♥ Kourtney

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I've been looking for a new CHI hair straighter, but I'm having a hard time trying to find one.

I would prefer it would not be one from a "no-name" dealer, or off e-bay.

If any one knows any stores or trusted websites where I would be able to get one would you please tell me where I can find one. Also if you have one do you have any complaints about it?

My sister just got one from ULTA. Here's the website for you, all you have to do is just look for you one you would like and order it.

http://search.ulta.com/search?p=Q&srid=S7%2d1&lbc=ulta&ts=custom&w=straightener&uid=33911705&method=and&isort=score&srt=0

I hope this helps and if you need anything else, just leave a message in my inbox.

♥ Kourtney

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OMG KOURTNEY!!! YOUR A FEATURED COLUMNISTS AGAIN!!!!!!!! oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my oh my god!!!!

I LOVE YOU !! AND YOU BECAME ONE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING ROCK!!!!

♥

Seriously?

hahaha, I didn't even know! How cool!

PSH YOU FREAKIN ROCK DEAR!!!!

You're just so awesome, you know us and eatin tamales and what not hahahah.

I ♥ yaahh

♥ Kourtney

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Does anyone know a specific place where you can buy grey leggings? Websites would help me out a great deal. I know they had them at Abercrombie kids but they're backordered. At A&F they don't carry grey. Help?

I've looked everywhere for grey leggings.

Abercrombie&Fitch has them in Grey, but only in Mediums or Larges.

Hollister is out of Grey, but have them in Brown.

But I found some on eBay for like 8 dollars!:

http://cgi.ebay.com/NWT-Abercrombie-Supersoft-Leggings-Leg-warmers-Wms-S_W0QQitemZ5456325767QQcategoryZ63862QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I hope this helps and if you need anything else, just leave a message in my inbox.

♥ Kourtney

FEEDBACK: No, I looked for Hollister Leggings and Abercrombie leggings and that's all I found was the link I gave you. You can try looking for other brands if you don't want to get the small. If you need anything else, just leave a message in my inbox.

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