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hey everyone im maria and i love giving advice. im pretty good, at it i must say. so if you have a question just drop it in my inbox. lots of love ♥

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i just bought a fairly tight-fitting dress for prom. i like it, but it shows a few bulges i dont want it to. is there any kind of workout that can burn some fat off my butt and stomach? are there any special foods that i should eat/not eat that can help? is there anyway to make the butt and stomach fat less noticable? thanks so much. i rate high for good answers.

just dont eat anything but fruit and veggies and drink nothing but water and diet soda for a few weeks.do sit ups and cruches and run or use a tredmill. no matter what dont give up on your work out. hope i helped

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how do i get back at my ex-boyfriend

tell him that a really hott girl likes him and then look for a picture of a good looking girl online or in a magazine and give it to him and tell him that she wants to go out with him. then give him this number....215-618-1505. when he calls it it will say 'this is not the number you were trying to call. you have reached the rejection hotline. the person who gave you this number does not want you to know their real number. maybe your too short, fat, ugly, stupid, or just not your type. maybe you have bad breath body odor or a nasty combination of the two. maybe you have that scary stalker vibe going on. or maybe the thought of going out with you is just as appealling as playing leap frog with unicorns.' its soooo funny. call it yourself to see if you wanna try out that idea. hope i helped!

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i weight about 195, i was wondering if i do pushups for 3 sets of 20, would that be better then 3 sets of bench pressing with 140 weights. cuz i heard its better bc the push ups builds muscle bc i'm heavy and it tones muscle bc i'm doing alot. thanks

theyre both pretty much the same, do them both on different days of the week

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okay well im a teenager and i live in Tampa florida.

my friends and i use to go to the mall every friday. pretty lame huh? yeah thats why we stopped going.

well since we stopped going there isnt really much to do around here.

does anyone have any ideas of what to do on a friday or saturday night? thanks alot.

go to the movies, go out to dinner, go hang out at someones house, just chill online and talk to your friends, go on a road trip with somone who can drive to like the beach or something,have a party. theres tons of things to do!

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theres this girl and her mom died like in november and i live right down the street from her and she is seriosly every where i turn: my house, school, swim team, bus,my brain, i mean seriously she ia everywhere. she is so weird and annoying but when she was at my house once she said that i am her very best friend so now i cant do anything about that because my mom would kill me, id feel guilty, and id practically be the meanest person on the planet. i really do not want to be her friend anymore but i cant get away from her. any suggestions? ill rate you

dont get away from her. imagine if your mother died. wouldnt you want a friend? wouldnt you want someone to comfort you? wouldnt you want something to make you happy? i would. just stay friends with her, be nice to her. you dont have to be with her at all times if you dont want to, just hang out with her if she invites you to do something, dont make up excuses. hope i helped

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do girls like it when guys write poetry for them? cuz i wanted to do something different this time and iono if she will liek it, i really try, but its really cheesy. =/

depends on what the girl is like. if shes like shy and sweet looking and acting shell probably like it. but if shes like a big show-offy 'bad' girl then she might not. hope i helped

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I have weight issues somedays i feel like a cow and can it a whole buffet and i gain about 5 10 lbs. and other days i can barely eat anything i get sickto my stomach and lose bout 5 ilbs. how can i control this.

you cant. its good when you lose weight so keep doing it.

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Ok,i have this friend Lilly. I really like lilly..she was there when i first moved and stuff. We had a group -- Me Lilly Sarah Ali and Chelsea. We all split up. I tore away from the group,because although lilly was nice for a while,she became mean and rude,and she ignored me.Well we were okay/good friends for a while. But we got into a fight..and it all went down hill. i feel like now that im not her friend,theres something missing in my heart. she used to be a true and nice friend..but we fought about something so stupid..Ex of what she dose-- Ali called me and i think Lilly was over. Ali asked me if she could call me back in 30 min,and i heard lilly say "more like 5 hrs" in the back round. It was kinda rude. and Lilly has done a lot more mean things. So i dont no why i feel missing inside!! Should i say sorry to Lilly? or should i just leave her?I dont know why i feel this way
*i rate to 5*
*sorry this is so long*

thats not rude at all hun. deal with it.

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i'm having trouble getting my parents used to the fact that me and my boyfriend have a 3 years difference in age. he's 16 and i'm 13. my mom likes him but my dad gets a little to protective about it and they won't let me drive around anywhere with him. he's a really sweet guy and i trust him with my life but my parents don't see my side to this. what could i do to get them to trust me and him together in a car and get them used to the age difference?

um..... are you retarded? hes 16 and youre 13 and you still wonder why your parents dont trust him? omg you flipping retard! theres a 3 year age difference, almost illegal! god, you freakin skank! what has this world come to?!

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My spouse and I have been trying to get pregent for about a year now and we have not been able to. Should we keep trying or should we se a speacilist? I was molested when I was a child could have something happen then to cause me not to be able to have children?

see a specialist.

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hey i was thinkin of after my shower putting gel in my wet hair and scrunching it. do i need to blow dry my hair as/after i do this? can i just let it air dry? thanks

let it air dry or you could blow dry it. its healthier for your hair if you let it air dry.

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Does anybody know any Fruity Smoothies that are good for you, and don't have a lot of extra sugars and fats. So basicly recipes for a healthy smoothie?

make one yourself. put fruit and yogurt in the blender with ice. hope i helped

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This question is for someone who knows a lot about nutrition and working out.

Okay, I just started to work out for about an hour and fifteen minutes a day at the gym (cardio). I get hungry afterwards. I'm trying to lose weight (I'm a female, if that helps at all, and I'm not trying to build more muscle), so what foods would be okay to eat after a workout? Thanks in advance!

veggies and fruit. you could drink a lot of water and that ill fill you up.

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I have these big bee-stung lips...they are so poofy and ughhhh I hate them..is there any way to make my lips look thin like normal people??

its agood thing. trust me you DONT want thin lips

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I noticed how people bribe in their questions, as in "I'll rate a 5 if you answer". Isn't advicenators supposed to be about HELPING? What happened to the world?

theres t=nothing wrong with that. theyre still helping and they help when they dont say theyll rate 5s.

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ohk well im sick of people hating me because im a "slut, hoe, whore, or skank" the thing is dat im really not any of that ... how can i make people see who i really am, or just get da image of being a hoe out of my life?


i rate high so please help

ok. well this is easy. you should dress like a little girl. ya know turtle necks and long pants. dont go to dances. dont do this forever just do this for a few weeks.then go back to the old you.

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I'm a 19/f and about to lose my virginity to my boyfriend 22/f of 1 year. He himself is not a virgin and has had I think it was 3 partners in the past. There have been recent reported cases of HVI infections in our area. Well, I was always taught to treat everyone as if they had the virus because you never know who might actually have it. They probably don't even know. So, as a precaution I want to ask him to get tested. It's not that I don't trust him because I do. If I didn't, I wouldn't lose my virginity to him. I'm just afraid that he'll take it as if I don't trust him. I know it's a smart decision but I just don't know how to approach the subject. And, if he agrees to it then I will go with him and get tested also. Any opinions/advice is appreciated.

ask him if he has HIV. like right before you do it. hope i helped

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okay i like this guy he's in college he's about 2 years older then i am. i am only 17. i really like him and i told my friends that i do. all of my friends suggest that i should just call him and tell him that i like him. would this be right or should i just get to know him more??

get to kow him more then call him. hope i helped

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Hey guyz! I REALLY NEED HELP BAD
i really NEED to shave my legs but i dont know how to ask my mom! I really NEED HELP
plz help me

-Needin Help B A D

just shave them without telling your mom.dont use a real razor but just ure that veet bladeless razor so you dont hurt yourself. hope i helped!

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Okay, so today was the last day of school for me, and yesterday i brought my dad's digital camera (Casio Exilim EX-M2) to take some pictures. well, for some reason the camera began to say "SYSTEM ERROR" after nothing really happened to it. i just tried to turn it on and thats waht it said. I've been trying to figure out a way to reset the camera, or just get it to work agian, but nothing anyone's told me to do has worked. I havent told my dad yet because it's a REALLY expensive camera and he'll kill me. i just need to get it fixed before he find's it broken, I'LL RATE 5 FOR ANY REAL ATTEMPTS TO HELP!!

well you can just give him back the camera and act like nothing happened and make him think that he ruined his camera. but that would be cowardly. you could tell him what you did or you can ask maybe your sibling to help you fix it. hope i helped

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