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how do i get back at my ex-boyfriend
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tell him that a really hott girl likes him and then look for a picture of a good looking girl online or in a magazine and give it to him and tell him that she wants to go out with him. then give him this number....215-618-1505. when he calls it it will say 'this is not the number you were trying to call. you have reached the rejection hotline. the person who gave you this number does not want you to know their real number. maybe your too short, fat, ugly, stupid, or just not your type. maybe you have bad breath body odor or a nasty combination of the two. maybe you have that scary stalker vibe going on. or maybe the thought of going out with you is just as appealling as playing leap frog with unicorns.' its soooo funny. call it yourself to see if you wanna try out that idea. hope i helped!
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tel him you like him and hang out with him a lot
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you ask him back out and then break up with him 5 minutes later
one of my xboyfriends did that to me
and it hurts
<3 xo kennah
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Get his address and fill out all those little subscription cards for a whole bunch of magazines. And be sure to check bill me later so he gets all the bills.
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i dont know what he did. ask me personally and this time specific details must be included.
heres some ideas though:
1) have a party with strippers , invite everyone but him.
2) eggs and ice --i will give more details if you ask or use your imagination
3) public humiliation--i also share info on this
4) digitally put him in a toto and then post the pics around school.
5) become bi and have a threesome with his best friend and his gf.
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The best revenge is a life lived well.
---Edit---
In all honesty, you're petty and you need to grow up. :-)
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Well.. what did he do??
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You dont. You both broke up for a reason. It'll happen again.
Or, superglue your face to his cieling and say you're not coming down until he goes out with you again...might work...
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