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What are some things to talk about with friends and stuff. I always have trouble starting conversation over AIM, and I really need help. Thanks

uhm..well..if its with your friends you can talk about memorys, what your doing, what you did that day, talk about the summer, uhm lol im not good at that either im just random so it works out.. so try doing that too! if its on the fone..which is easyer..you can watch the same thing at the same time and talk about that..or..ask what else there doing..or ask what their thinking at that exact moment! thats always..uhm..interesting haha..ooorrr just be random! that always works..lol

michelle

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their is this gurl that i met on the internet and i think i rlly love her im 13 and she 25 but she thinks im 21 she says she really loves me but we are supose to meet in a few days n i duno what 2 do if she rlly loves me it shouldnt matter that im like 13 right? plz help me.

thats 12 years apart..thats kinda yuky..and your only 13 man shes 25!! thats like a thats like a 3 year old dating a 15 year old..dude shes probibly sexually active also and your WAY to young to be doing that..so..tell her your 13 and move along! or tell her your 13 and see what she says..if she still wants to be with you..thats creepy..and she might be some molester person..SO i say give it up..move along..and if you must find someone your own age..

michelle

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If you knew about cheerleading then why didnt you give good advice? You have a point with not looking at your other questions... I didnt.. I just looked at that cheer one because I was going to answer it. I have been cheering since I was little, also. But you know that answer was fucked up and you didnt have to run your mouth and say that, you could have helped an innocent girl out with her question rather than taking out whatever anger you have towards cheering on her. This is supposed to be a good place to get real advice and you know that wasnt good advice! I just thought Id bring it to your attention

yea well my attention doesnt care..seriously..shits gunna happen in life and if someone cant take that little bit then they seriously need to grow some balls im not kidding..thats pathetic..so really stop caring about me and focus on your advice..not mine

michelle

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Hey random question but, i read somewhere that andy milonakis was really 29? Does anyone know if this is true or not?

go to http://www.mtv.com

in the search button type "andy milonakis"

and vwolla you have info about andy milonakis and the andy milonakis shooww!! lol its pritty funny..

michelle

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Why the heck do we have a cherry(hymen), all it does is pop, so what is it there for, is there an answer for this, lol! Sorry if this is a dumb question.

who knows..lol but like idk what grade your in but in 9th they have "family living" and you can ask ANYTHING so ask in that class..if you already had it then..i have no idea either so dontcha worry about it lol but yea go to that site "makenzie" showed you! it might have some stuff there

michelle

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Alright, so like last night, like 4 girls where all on me, I had two on my dick and 2 more in my face, it was soooo amazing, why is this??!??!

Also, I didn't use a condom and i'm afraid of the outcome, I'm not sure why, could you guys tell me?



-Levi-

lier...but it did make me laugh at how stupid it was..so ill give you that one..

michelle

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i feel like everything i really like i feel i need 2 hump.. i know it sounds rediculous but it's true HELP!

uhm..well..you answerd your own question in the topic name...

but your a teen im assuming..so its normal..sorta..your just worse then others..that didnt mean to come out mean..lol but you did answer your own question in the topic name..

michelle

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13/f i'm not really like a schoolgirl or anything, but let's just say "rocker" is not my label. still, i like the look. what are some ways to get the not-outrageaous but not-TOO-subtle ways to get a slight rockerish look without looking like a total poser? thankz

BTW my 'rents aren't too into the whole rocker thing so if you suggest any clothes or accesories, plz make them something my mom would actually BUY me or i would actually be allowed to wear...and no make-up.

thankz everyone!

aaaaahhh no..damnit..ok if your not a "rocker" then dont be one..if you dont lisen to rock music dont be a "rocker" or i GARONTEE you will be called a poser..dude..no..seriously if thats not who you are dont change..heres a story..just for you because im trying to help you and save you from becoming a poser..isnt that what were supposed to do on here? yes..anyways here you go..

(its a true story so dont be like "you probibly made that up you bitch")

story: this girl..at my school..was a cheerleader and not a "rocker" as you called it..but then she started wearing punkish cloths didnt change her makeup, but started wearing punkish cloths and people started calling her a poser and saying that she was "all scene" now..so now everyone thinks of her as a poser..
therefore that is why i dont think u should do it..if you really want to then heck go for it..w/e floats your boat..but i say NOOO!

michelle

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OK..I ALWAYS go to bed late. If I try to go to bed early, i still don't go to bed until about
3-4AM. I've tried not to stay on the computer and tried to clear my mind and everything and i still cant sleep. After that i have a tendancy to wake up a tiny bit late (10-11 AM)..And i mean a couple times i may get to bed if I'm lucky around 1AM..i dont know what to do and my mom just thinks that i stay up on purpose so she doesnt wanna help me..what do you thinks wrong?? is there anything to prevent this from happening anymore?? thanks!!!

ahh yea i do that too..i go to bed at like 4 then sleep in till like 2-3 the next day..or that day if u want to get technical haha..but yea i really have no idea what to do..maybe try watching something really boreing..or try and convince your mom to get you sleeping pills..tell her your not lying and that if she trusted you shed believe you and help you out! sorry i wasnt much help cause i do the same thing..

michelle

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every girl i like doesnt like me back...they say they just like me as a friend...and i really need a girlfriend i just dotn know what to do...is there somethin im doin wrong...?

well i dont know you..so i couldnt say your not doing anything wrong..but if none of the girls have a problem with you and enjoy being your friend then your probibly not doing anything wrong..make sence? i know it was kind of confusing haha..but seriously..they wont know what their missing out on..so wait till the RIGHT girl comes..just be paitient..dont rush love seriously..it will just lead to a two day relationship..and i hate when people do that..so..just wait! youll find someone sooner or later! trust mee..

michelle

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Alright, I had butt sex with my girlfriend last night and im afraid it could make a baby.

Is it possible?

-Levi-

not possible..unless some of your cum leaked into her "vagina" haha..oh and nice way of saying it buddy..i have a feeling your to young to actually be doing anything sexual..but what ever floats your boat..

michelle

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13/f sometimes it itches like frig down there! not ON it, but above it (in the hair), not below thou. its gross! do i have a yeast infection or something? cause i mean other than that, nothing is wrong! (as far as i can tell). wut r some symptoms of a yeast infection, why do i have this and wut can i do about it?

well idk if you have anything wrong down there but first..a yeast infection is on the inside..not out..so yea if your like really worried..go to the docter! thats all u can do..good luck

michelle

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Does anyone know how to get rid of burns (from a clothing iron) quickly? How long will it take? Thanks Bunches!

ahh that sucks! well put it in cold water..then put on neosporine..that should work..but deffinatly cold water..!! hope it works..

michelle

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wat is the title and artist of this song:
if he loves me i wanna know. how can i tell if he loves me so?
is it in his eyes? oh no it isnt
and so on.
thanx

shoop-shoop song by cher

michelle

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I'm going on vacation in a few days and I need some good music to put on my mp3 player. I listen to pop and rock music. Does anyone know some good songs? Thanks

alright your not gunna like this answer but i dont care..so..here it gos..

if you really did lisen to rock and stuff dont you think youd already know the songs and not have to ask for them? yeaaaa ..

michelle

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what kind of music is this grateful dead, frank zappa, little feet, the who, rolling stones, led zepplin, pat b., santana, weird al, rage against the machine, jimmy hendrix ??

uhm i think MFS explained it perfectly so lisen to him haha but yea its rock..and some other things..idk but lisen to MFS!

michelle

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I need pointers.... Umm
How to finger a girl...
How to give oral sex to a girls...
Where is a good spot to make my woman cum.... hard?
She can't cum from sucking on her boobs can you??
Thanks

uuuuuuuhhhhh yea girls cum..to the person below me..go do your research on it

michelle

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like mt faimly is being so horrible to me and like my sister she doesnt like me and my other sister thinks im a hore but im really not and when i walk in the room and they dont know i hear them say stuff like i hate that hoe and she is so self centerd and i want to know what i can do to like make them not hate me becasuse im happy about some things and sad about the other and its makeing me do crazy things for instants Cut.
please help me
~thank*~you*
~*cAsSiE~*

yea uhm seriously dont cut..please?

ask your sisters why the hell they have such a problem with you..seriously you need to confront them..cuttings not the solution trust me alright?

i know what your going through hun..just the cutting part..i have my problems too..i dont do taht shit anymore because i really think i found something and it saved me..and thats music..yea people say "how can music save you thats totally stupid" but its not..it really did save me..so please dont cut and confront your sisters..if they still have a problem with you..fuck them their bitches..find something that makes you happy and do that alot! it will help i promise..good luck

oh yea and..dont go up to them bitchy talk to them nicly first!

michelle

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do any experienced high school cheerleaders know what`s typically required for " football cheering " tryouts =] i don`t have a back handspring

be as bitchy, whorey, snobby, and self-centerd as possible! that will work TRUST ME..at least it did for the ones at my school..

michelle

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does anybody know some good alternative rock i wil give good rating please help

ingrum hill
carbon leaf
maroon 5
switchfoot
dave matthews band
five for fighting
3 doors down
the killers
coldplay

ahh thats all i can think of..but yea those ARE alternative bands..

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