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I just want to know what are some things you can say to a girl to charm her and make her like you. Such what are some things i could say to the girl i like to just slowly make her like me. Are there anythings that girls like to hear that charms them. Thanks any help is pretty much appreciated

Haha. One main thing. Tell them they are pretty, but don't do that every 5 minutes or that will lose it's touch O.o Go figure. Joke around a bit. Funny is good :P

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Lets assume you are seventeen, and youve been going out with your boyfriend for a while, who has been your best friend for 4 years. And you know you are ready and its the right thing to lose your virginity to him. You are completely prepared and use protection (both condom and birth control.) Do you think although you're ready, seventeen is still too young to have sex?

One, abtenance is the key. Save it for your marriage bed ;P But two, don't do it if you're not 300% sure abou it! If you're scared/unsure of physical capability/just plain unconvinced about something, /dont do it/. It's not worth the risk if you aren't sure, even if you are on the pill and would use a condom....

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ok here it goes my best frind in middle school since 6th grade (she was in 7th so when she came to high school she kinda forgot about me i gueess and now that i am in high school i figured that we would be friends again but that dident happen when i asked her about it she just said she was 2 different she had tried things that i haddent but she didnet know thati had so i tryed to tell her and she just like i dont know but now i see her every day in the hall and she smiles at me and itryed to talk to her but she seemdis interested
why is she sending me mixed signals .....
yes i know what ur going to say well shes not a very good friend then but.... i want more than that

help if u can (sry if i sounded like a bitch)

~blundered blonde~

Ok. I can give you more than she's not a good friend. She's now following a major highschool rule : Do not ignore your middle school friends. Obviously thats what shes doing, and believes that shes more popular than you. Wow. She tryed things you've never tryed before. What, like pot? Smoking? Snorting crack? Trying the hot lunch burrito? Woooo. Big deal. Realize that shes turning into an ass. She's ignoring you. That is really the 'Shes not a good friend' put into detail. Just say hasta la vista bebe next time she acts like that.

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there are these girls..Paty and jessica. okay well paty and jessica ALWAYS get mad at me for no reason. Dude, and im on these girls basketball team and I fouled one time and i said.."oh i dont rlly care." you no just because it was my first one. and paty goes to me "WELL WHAT THE FREAK...YOU SHOULD CARE." and she wouldnt pass me the ball at all. But this one time at school, i didnt get such a good grade on my socical studies test...(if was a D) & the est was on the whole book *well the stuff we covered* and Jessica comes up to me and goes " (my name) wat did you get? & paty butts in and goes I got an A+ and Jessica goes Me to"...and then they ask me again and i said "no" and then when our teacher wasnt looking they grab my paper and started making fun of me. Please helped


SOrry its so long BUT PLEASE HELP ME *


Sincerly,
crushed/MAD

Ps: there is a ton of more stuff that they have done to make my life miserable

Ok. These two bimbo's Jellatin and Potmonkey? Grade A++ preppiess. Doomed to an existance of being seen for their breast implants and totally -self-centered attitudes. Doomed to be attracted to men who dont like her and say they're gay to get them off their backs. All they need is to get la -- erm, get an attitude adjustment.... and no I don't mean fight them, even if it does make you look tough, women who get into fights over being laghed at or other small tihngs is... unappealing. So, do what I did. Ignore alllll of the jocks/preps/people who think they're cool because they have this one kind of shoe or a GF. If they talk to you, just look at them and smile then go back to whatever you were doing. It's that easy. People who are assholes get ignored ^^

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okay there's this new boy in my town and one of my friends like him but she don't come to the same school as me and he's really cute. what should i do, should i go up to himand.... but i don't want to hurt my closet friend please help me!!!!

If she doesn't even go to the same school as hima dn you, why does it matter? I don't think it would kill her just because you wrenched the guts up first to ask him out. Go ahead and ask him or whatever it is you wanted to get to know. If your friend is just that, she'll just get on with her life. ;P

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THIS IS PRETTY LONG AND BORING....
Im 20m and never had a girlfriend!!!I never even hold or kiss a girl before.... It's not that im ugly or gay, although im not the cute or handsome type either. When i was in high school there were a few girls that come up to me but they weren't my type so i refused them all. But the girl that was my type, i never had the courage to ask them out (im very shy around the girl i like). Now that i drop out of college and work fulltime, i dont have the chance of meeting new people. HOW AM I GOING TO GET A GF? I dont hang out that much and i had never step foot in a club before. Here's the weird thing, the older i get the pickier i am about girlfriend. I thought that not having a gf is suppose to make me desperate, but im not, although i do want a gf pretty bad. What make it worse is that i dont like party girls or girls that would go out with someone that just met and thought he is kinda cute, of course there is nothing wrong with that, im just being picky. I would like to get to know the girl a lil bit before i go out with her, but HOW AM I GOING TO DO THAT????

Virgin? We're not so different then! =P Now.... first things first : Are there any chics at work who you find even /slightly/ attracted to? If yes, and you're not friends with them, do so! All you need to do is become friends with her and stick around for awhile if you want to get to know her. After you personally feel that yo uknow them well enough, go ahead and just ask them out! You /will/ ber nervous no matter what, but it would be nice to get that out of you, wouldn't it? It would drive me nuts if I never asked someone a question like that for too long.....

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if you have read the previous post, you'd know how pathethic my love life is (20m never had gf). Anyway, where can i meet a nice girl? And how do i get to know her?

(any nice girl out there?)

Haha. One thing, you don't /look/ for a girlfriend. Then you'll be looking for specific things, and that won't help at all. Just make friends with someone at work or one of your friends friends that you don't happen to know yet. o.O Or you could try the whole 'bump into random pretty girla dn help pick up things then say "Wow, I love [insert author eg Adgar Alaan Poe :P]." then date etc.' thing, but uhh.... just try the friends thing first ^^

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So there's this boy I used to see at school a lot. Now he works at a grocery store in our town. Only he works early in the morning. I've heard a lot of really good things about him lately. Everyone says how amazingly nice he is. And considering nice guys are hard to find, I want to have a fair chance at this guy. But he also has a girlfriend (so I've heard.. from a boy who likes me..)

So I want a chance at him, but I've never spoken to him before, never had a class with him, and I dont have the slightest idea how to approach him and what to say.

Any help is greatly appreciated.

Sooo many times do I see this question in one day. :P Just go up to him and chat over anything, and then just as casually ask him if maybe he'd like to go out with you.... things would probably be easier to say two if you were alone, say, a theatre or something like that. And hey, I'm a nice guy. Was I that hard to find? No. ;P Seriously, all you need to do is ask. You'll either get a yes or a no, but if you don't ask then you'll never know what /could/ have been. ^^

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My hair is gets all this static in it and it's driving me crazy! It's like when you rub a balloon to your hair and it just sucks! Does anyone know of any hair products that would help with my problem??
♥ Mee! (=

Anything from Got 2 B Hair Products will fix you up ^^ Did my hair wonders...

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I really want to buy a vibrator... but I don't know where to go. I am 16 years old, and do not want one shipped to me, I want to go to a store. I was wondering, do I have to go to a sex store or are there any other stores that sell them?

~Kristin

Wow. You have to have some serious guts to ask such a private question on such a public level. I admire that. Even as a guy thats amazing o.O Umm, lessee, you canbuy one at a local Spencers if you have one of those, maybe check out a XXX video store too? Just find the stores that sell novelty everything like Spencers, you'll eventually find one to your liking I'll bet ;)

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okay to start off i know i am not FAT. but i am 4 foot 11 inches and weight about 105. and i dont care what the scale says i care about the way i look. being so short for my age and having a regular appetite for my age doesnt help. i play 2-3 sports but i know i dont eat very healthy. i just dont like the way my stomach looks...my friends all say i am fine but really they are my friends what are they going to say?....

please tell me if you think i am just exaggerating or i should eat healthier/exercise more but PLEASE do it nicely...(i.e: dont swear and call me an idiot)

Nothing to worry about. At your height, that is what can be considered 'normal', but normal is diferent for everyone. And if you think your stomach looks big from the topside.... thats just your point of view. People in front of beside you see it at a totally different angle, so only you may think your fat, and they're your friends..... I dont tihnk they'd lie to you about your weight, heh. Nothing to die over ^^

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14/female
A lot of people at school thinks my life is perfect. it is far from it. i wont get into too much detail and make this too long but i have a few good friends that i love but there are so many morons that get mad because i get good grades or whatever. i just wanted to know does this go away in high school? or will people still asume my life is great because i get good grades?

thank you

Oh god, I know how you feel. I'm the best in my science class and some people hate me for it.... just ignore them, and over time they'll just STFU. Believe me, nothing to worry, especially if they're morons ^^

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I guess this goes under this category but oh my gosh! i need HELP! Ok i am 13/f and i go out with this guy named David...well im his first girlfriend which is UNBELIEVABLE because hes SO sweet and hes not really hott but ya know! and so since im his first girlfriend his mom wants me to have dinner with them on friday...which REALLY sucks! because of ME! well i dont know if i can even go yet because i might have to go to my dads but still....i am SO SHY! like only around older people such as adults! but not people my age! see im so shy that when i talk about something thats kinda embarassing to me about my family, i get all shy and turn red...i dont know why and it makes me MAD! and its stuff thats not even that emabarssing!! anyone know what i can do to prepare or anything!?!

Hmm. Use the old stage frihgt tricks. Imagine every but you is in their boxers and then you can feel happy knowing they look stupid and you dont :P

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there are some songs i want on a cd but it's only about 5 songs so i need more so i don't waste a cd..what songs should i put..i like pop...some rap..and r&b...it doesn't have to be a new song..

Try using a CDRW. You can put as many/little songs on the CD and then later delete them, having a clean disc waiting for another use ^^ Very very helpful. But put some White Zombie and Hendrix in there >:)

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I want to buy a pair of vans from a website and I'm wondering..do they run small..big or just regular size?

Vans, DC (mine! :P ) Osiris, etc all come in different sizes, just like regular shoes, except they're wider so you dont fall off your board and break your ankle.... which would suck... alot. -blinks- Anyway, if youre not convinced, go to a local PacSun or Journeys. Journeys carries soapes though (shoes that are slick on the bottom in the middle so you can grind without a board :P) so you might not find Vans there.

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i was just wondering about this with some friends the otherday:
-If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
--and
-If you ask someone if they're a compulsive liar and they answer yes, should you believe them?
--ohh also
-If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

thx and plz answer asap :)

Haha, lemme see....

-You could go to Disctionary.com

-No, they won't be telling the truth unless they're lying again but then they'd be lying about them not lying....

-And umm, I dont know any skitsophrenic's (sp) so uh, if you get caught in a situation liek that.... tough luck o.O

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hey Im 13/f and im in the 8th grade lately I have been thinking about college and I plan to go. I just dont know whats the best college to apply to in or around NY or not to far away I need to know things about it and like top 10 best thnx

Woah woah woah. Im jus tin Higha nd I havent even started to think that out. Live life as it is for another year or two, worry about college in your junior year! O_o;; Shows maturity at least, no crap and straight to buisness ^^;

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How do you get vaseline out of your hair?

The thing with vaseline is its not supposed to come off that easily. The only thing you can really do, especially in hair, is to just wash it like mad and scrub just as furiously

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I am incharge of planning a bridal shower & am seeking the following: game ideas, game prizes decorating ideas, favor ideas, and overall tips to throwing a successful party.
Thank You..All ideas and tips are greatly appreciated.

Pin the tail on the donkey, boojah!!

No, seriously. Hmmm.... I dunno, underwear clad water balloon fight? >:3 If it were a chic party I woudlnt midn that.... eerr, eh, anyway, prizes... heh, I got an idea... but erm, not appropriate for this site O_o; Heh, just jokin a little... lessee, prizes coudl be anything... gift certificates, money, one of those shirts with a smart alec saying on it.... decorations, I cant help @.@ Tips? Fooood. :P

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ok me and my boyfriend hve been together a while. and we hve done most everything but, sex. alot of my friends hve already had sex. i know some people might say im too young but me and my boyfriend love each other and i know we are both physically and emotionally ready. well he comes over often but everytime im on my period [ kinda wierd? ] but we both hve tlked about this.. and sometimes i want to and others im jus like idk.. but i think i am ready but im so scared i might get pregnant but most people i know of hve had sex and used a condom and hve not got pregnant. seriously what are the chances. do you think im ready? and how would i let him know while we are together that i want to..? PLEASE DONT SAY IM NASTY OR NETHING IM REALLY NOT! please answer asap

The first thing about sex, dont take the risk if you dont feel ready or are scared. Its not worth if if you're not sure with every single fiber of your being. You could stick with oral, which has no risk at all of getting pregnant (but you might get an STD if you dont use a condom! >: ) You can never rely on condoms though for intercourse, 100%. Its only latex, not heat treated steel.

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