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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ can someone please teel me how to gove a guy a hand job?
It's Really not that difficult. Just don't think TOO much about it befoRe hand, as this will only woRk you up and make you neRvous.

-- TO GO ABOUT IT: it's pRettie simple. FIRST, I suggest you ask him HOW HE DOES IT.. just to get an idea of what he likes. And noooo this won't make you seem lame oR inexpeRienced at all!! DiffeRent people peRfeR diffeRent things, so even if you've given 3243475 handjobs befoRe... ONE PERSON might not do it the same as ANOTHER PERSON, so always always ask!! But you just gently gRab ahold of it, and slowly, at fiRst, move youR aRm up and down, in time incReasing the speed.

-- TIPS: they like if you'Re naked, oR at least topless... it's a gReat visiual and helps keep them eRect. They also like talking diRty. So don't hold back on that. Just tell them it's nice, it's big, how good it looks, and how bad you want it. Then you could tRy talking about how much you want theiR load, and wheRe it's going to end up [meaning: napkin, youR mouth, youR face, etc.]. And theRe's absolutely NOTHING wrong with putting youR mouth to it and swallowing his 'finishings'. NOOO, you CAN NOT get pRegnant, and NOOO you will not get sick; it's actually healthy -- high in pRotein. And the taste honestly DOES vaRy fRom peRson to peRson, so no one can tell you how it will taste. OR, if you'd RatheR.. just let it come out as it does... like on youR hand wRapped aRound him foR instance; theRe's definitely nothing wRong with that!

-- It's pRettie simple. The only pRoblem you might Run into [which you moRe than likely will] is that youR hand will get tiRed; and this is fine. Guys can do it foR long peRiods of time, because chances aRe that they've had yeaRs of pRactice, and this would be youR fiRst time, so they won't be suRpRised oR disappointed. Just if that DOES happen.. don't give up oR keep saying "I Can't", that's a BIG tuRn off!! Keep tRying, and if needed, have him do it foR a couple seconds while you stay Right theRe and watch. It's honestly not a big of a deal oR hassle as it may sound.

*I seaRched online foR you if you feel you need moRe infoRmation. PeRhaps you might like to check this site out: http://sexuality.about.com/od/masturbation/ht/handjob.htm It goes into a tad bit moRe detail on HOW TO DO IT, I suppose.

You'll do just fine, Really -- no woRRies!! If you have any fuRtheR questions oR would like some moRe infoRmation, don't be afRaid to contact me. Hopefully I've been of at least SOME help heRe! :D

♥[?]♥ whaT DO you do if u hear your parents ummm..... doing it. they're like 48 and i think its wrong. They were both making sounds and i don't want to confront either one. please help me i dont no y but it bothers me.




ill rate high for good answers
TheRe's honestly no stopping them. Just put on headphones and tRy to take a nap.

FoRtunately I've neveR expeRienced this, because I'm always out doin' it muhself! :D

♥[?]♥ there is this girl.. n everytime some1 likes a guy.. she somehow takes him from the girl.. n she is doing it to me this time.. and I don't wanna let that happen! cause I realllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy like him and I have for a while.. what can I do to stop her?
Daaaamn, Dude!

Bitch slap 'er ass!!!!!!!!!


Don't take that shit..

♥[?]♥ OK my best friend ashley is comming to visit me from CO on sunday and i dont want her to be bored or anything while she is here! Does anyone have any ideas of what we can do?? Thx a bunch!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh daaaaaaamn!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm with Leon below me!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥[?]♥ hey
does anyone know any way a 15 year odl can make money except for a job, like doing other things..mmkay thnaks
Well if you'Re paRents appRove, and you'Re up foR the challenge, tRy baby sitting. HoweveR, baby sitting is a seRious matteR. Make shoRe you know exactly how to peRfoRm CPR on infants and toddleRs in case of emeRgency, and once that is all settled, you can add that to youR Resume. PaRents aRe moRe likely to give you theiR business if they feel theiR child will be safe with you. Also, tRy putting up flieRs on stReet coRneRs and on the bullentin boaRd inside youR local gRoceRy stoRes foR lawn mowing - big money to be had theRe; geneRally $10.00 - $45.00 peR GOOD sized yaRd. Goodluck!! :)

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know any good websites with heartbreak or love quotes?? Beside firehoquotes.com....
Yepppp, you can try all of the following:

- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xOnlyxQuotesx
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx


Hopefully this helps ya!! Happie hunting!! ♥

♥[?]♥ has anyone read the book: ttyl ?
is it good? dont tell me about it im just wondering if its really good or not...whats ur opinion on it?
thanx
ANYTHING by MaRy Downing Hahn is AMAZING!!!!


PaRticulaRly "Daphne's Book" and "Jellyfish". "Daphne's Book" was WITHOUT A DOUBT *THE* most RemaRkable book I've eveR come acRoss.

I **despise** Reading, peRsonally.. so if an authoR can get me to PICK UP a book.. they must be GREAT, but to have me NEVER BE ABLE TO PUT IT DOWN.. they must be SUPERB!!

It was FANTASTIC, and I DEFINITELY Recommend it!!! :D

♥[?]♥ i have this rly good friend. but now....shes different?? she always blackmails me. 'if you dont tell me this i'll tell everyone ....' and now shes like best friends with my worst enemy!! she always talks about my enemy behind her back even though shes friends with her. and i have a feeling she talks behind my back too. i dont really wanna loose a friend, but if i talk to her about it she woould just make up excuses or say a nasty comeback to me.
what should i do?
Uhm, you don't want "to lose a friend"??? She is NOT a fRiend, peRiod - that's all theRe is to it.

I definitely undeRstand wheRe you'Re coming fRom on that though; you appeaR to be a veRy pleasent peRson to tRy to keep things smooth afteR being put thRough so much cRap.

Honestly, if it weRe me.. I wouldn't put up with heR anymoRe. FiRst of all.. if she Really says that EXACTLY: "if you don't tell me this, I'll tell eveRyone...." then all you'Re doing is feeding heR moRe shit to use against you next time. You wanna make it stop? Then quit talking. Tell this bitch to kiss youR ass, because she is NOT youR keepeR, and she most DEFINITELY holds ABSOLUTELY NOOOOOOOOOOOO authoRity oveR you!!!! If she thReatens to tell something.. then say something smaRt back like, "I'll beat ya to it" - this way she will feel telling the secRet has no affect on you if you could so easily go and blab it too, ya know??

To be PERFECTLY HONEST, if it weRe ***ME***... I would just sock this whoRe in heR fucking eye socket!!!!!! But I do NOT suggest that to you... it would be an unwise and inappRopRiate action.

Just use youR head, and tRy youR best to go about this matuRely. Just shake heR off, ignoRe heR, and make like you don't caRe. WhateveR you do.. do NOT give in... if you do.. this will go on foReveR.......

Hope this helps??? :)
Know that I'm always heRe if you need anything else! :D

♥[?]♥ would you continue to hook up with someone when they just want to have fun and not settle down but your getting real feelings for them?

do you think you would try to continue to have fun (because the guy and i had a lot of fun kissing) and try to keep the mindset of no emotions..just friends? what would you do?
Ugh, been theRe, done this. USUALLY it ends up in ONE paRtneR wanting moRe. WHY it ends up that way?? Because life is unfaiR. Honestly, if you feel the few nights of passion and pleasuRe is woRth teRRible heaRtache.. keep it up. If not, I wouldn't suggest it, Hun. :)

♥[?]♥ help!! i got a virus and i dont know go to get rid of it! what do i do? rebooting my computer is not an option and i dont know how to download a free virus protector! please you have to help me or i'll be in soo much trouble!
Is it a computeR viRus??? OR like on AIM??

I'm assuming it's a computeR Virus, since you did not even mention AIM. But uhm.. you could tRy downloading ADAWARE at:
http://www.lavasoftusa.com/support/download/
Click the RED woRd "FREE".

I definitely CAN NOT guaRantee you this will delete it. MORE THAN LIKELY, it will not. HoweveR, ya neveR know - you also neveR mentioned what it is doing to youR machine.

EitheR way, ADAWARE should ALWAYS be on youR computeR - it's 100% fRee, quick, and painless!

But the only thing I know of to delete a viRus would be a PROGRAM you must PURCHASE, such as NORTON ANTIVIRUS oR MCAFEE.

SoRRie, Kiddo.. =/

Feel fRee to come back if you'd like to discuss this fuRtheR. :)

♥[?]♥ i would like to know some pointer on what is the best way to give a guy a blowjob/head. like i know the basics but what would turn a guy on on how it is done and let him enjoy it more?
Uhm, well you could tRy diffeRent positions. TheRe's many! ;D

It's also best to weaR minimal clothing, so they have a nice image goin'.

Also, tell them it's gigantic and you love it and cRave it and all of that shit, you see? They completely dig that - makes them think, "Ohhhhhh this bitch is alllll over me", ya know?? Makes them feel mannly and good about themselves. :)

And if you don't swallow... swallow. How about facials??? They like that... :)

You could Rub in on youR lips and oveR a little on youR face towaRds youR cheek.. makes them feel you like cRave it moRe than you actually do...

Pay attention to the undeRside of the shaft, as they have a majoR neRve theRe, so lick it often.. it'll dRive them up the wall.

Massage the 'balls', gently! Suck them too?

And BEHIND the 'balls' is the location of the pRostate gland. If you Rub diRectly theRe he will have an amazing climax, complete with a huge 'finish'.

Goodluck?? Hopefully this helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ Ok my family is very strong believers in Christianity but I believe in Kabbalah (which is very very different). I've never said anything about it b4..I just went along with them and went to church and stuff. Well I guess that because it's never caused a problem before. Now they know that my boyfriend isn't a Christian and they're all like you can't be with him..and see I've been with him as long as I can remember and I love him to death. If I tell them I'm not a Christian I'm really afraid that they'll either ground me forever and treat me like crap or send me to bording school. What should I do? Because I can't go the next two years without my man.
Wow, you know what.. you CAN NOT live YOUR life foR OTHER PEOPLE.

Religion is a VERY peRsonal and pRivate matteR. EVERYONE must decide which beliefs they choose to follow, if any at all. If telling them can help you keep him, I am DEFINITELY suggesting that you tell them how it is, ya know??

To gRound you oveR something that is YOUR peRsonal choice is disgustingly inhumaine and absolutely 100% Revolting.

But WHO CARES what they think anyhow?? As long as YOU'RE happie.. then that's ALLLLLLLL that matteRs!!!!!!!!

I wish you the veRy best!! Hopefully I've been of some help heRe!!!!!!! :D

♥[?]♥ Alright, I've been bulimic for like 8 months...throwin up about 3 times a week...how long do i have to not throw up to not be considered bulimic?
I RATE!!!
I've done a lot of ReseaRch on this, and with eveRy passing day you do not puRge, you aRe a step closeR to RecoveRy! :D

I would say it'll take a good 2 months to say you've BEATEN it, ya know??? I mean, you can go a week and a half.. and think you'Re doing it.. and it happens again, and I undeRstand this. Things like this take time.. take MUCH time.

Just know that if you eveR need someone to confide in.. I'm *always, *always heRe foR you.. and I undeRstand exactly. :)

♥ Mackenzie!!!!! ♥

♥[?]♥ ew this think is so gay! everytime i answer a question this thing called "chatspeak" comes up and it says that i cant use "lol" or "cuz" ... because it isnt proper english? like wtf is that?! does anyone know lol!
Hmm. I do not know why this happens, all I know is that they say it's simply an unRegisteRed woRd, ya know?? You'Re definitely NOT the only peRson with this pRoblem. Does it actually keep you fRom submitting an answeR?? OR does it delete that little paRt?? In eitheR case, the only thing I can suggest would be RepoRting this to:
http://www.advicenators.com/column.php?u=advicenator_admin
As I'm shoRe she'd like to know oR can at least fuRtheR infoRm you on this.

SoRRie I can't be of moRe help =/
♥ Mackenzie!!!!!! ♥

♥[?]♥ Right very soon i am going to meet my girlfriend for the first time. And I don't know what to wear!! Disaster!! Should i go smart and casuall.. Or should i go formal dressed (trosuers and dress shoes) I dont know any ideas??
All help appreciated
anthony
I would say go casual! :) Just weaR whateveR is comfy, ya know?? How 'bout some nice blue jeans, oR slacks with a cute collaR tshiRt?? That would definitely be appRopRiate. :)

Go get 'em, TigeR!!! :D

♥[?]♥ First of all if you do help me out thank you. Well im a senior in high school, Im 18 years old.
You see I have a teacher well his not really my teacher. He was my teacher my freachmen year, But now were just good friends.
We go out t eat ive been out with him and his and my friends. we have fun. Oh his 26. You see I dont know if he likes me or if were just good friends.
a couple of days ago, he asked me if he thought a student was attractive and if he told them how I thought they woulfd take it.
I sayd I did not know, It all sepnded on the girl.
Then he asked hw i would feel. Well sorry I hav to go because im in his class right at this moment.
Help me.
~~~Chelly~~~
Honestly, you just have to ASK him what he's feeling, ya know? You can ASSUME what's in his heaRt ALLLLL you want, but the tRuth of the matteR is.. THAT'S ALLLLL IT IS.. youR *ASSUMPTION!! Just be bold, be honest, and go foR the gold, Chelly! Just flat out say it, don't beat around the bush. PeRhaps once YOU'VE bRoken the ice by exposing YOUR feelings foR HIM.. HE'LL be able to pRovide you with an honest Response. I wish you the best of luck, Chelly! You can do this, I have complete faith in you!! :D

♥[?]♥ i need to come up with 90 dollars in a short period of time. I need a job. But I'm only 13 so not in a store or anything like that. I can't babysit. So what could i do to get this 90 dollars? please answer ASAP
Well if you live in a section of the United States wheRe gRass can actually SURVIVE.. how about lawn mowing?? You could put up flieRs on stReet coRneRs and on the bullentin boaRds of youR local gRoceRy stoRes. TheRe's geneRally BIG money to be had in lawn mowing; usually about $10.00 - $45.00 peR GOOD sized yaRd. Hopefullt his has been of some help to you??? SoRrie I can't suggest youR moRe.. youR age jhust makes it so difficult, ya know?? Goodluck to you!! :D

♥[?]♥ my brother is 17 and he just came out. i mean he told us he was gay. im shocked and i dont know what to do because me and him are close but i feel okward now. im having a hard time accepting this. what do i do?
That's YOUR opinion, and you have EVERY Right to feel that way. Unbeknownst to me, I dated a bisexual man one time. I didn't Really TREAT my bisexual boyfRiend any diffeRent... because he was the same peRson as he was BEFORE I KNEW he was bisexual, you undeRstand?? He HAD been bisexual all along, I just didn't know it. Just because youR bRotheR is homosexual does NOT make him any less of a human being, ya know?? Hopefully this makes sense to you -- and hopefully I've been of at least SOME help heRe!! :)

♥[?]♥ my step dad has this satalite radio and it tells you what songs your listening to and he had it on while i was eating breakfast and i heard a song i liked but now i cant remember. i do know it was called remedy by someone with a name with S, i think it might be something like seethe but thats not it so if you know that would be a big help!
SEETHER sings a song titled "REMEDY".
LYRICS can be found at:
http://www.dapslyrics.com/display.php?sid=13806

VIDEO can be SEEN at:
http://www.mtv.com/bands/az/seether/artist.jhtml






As does JASON MRAZ.
LYRICS can be found at:
http://www.lyrics007.com/Jason%20Mraz%20Lyrics/The%20Remedy%20Lyrics.html




JAGGED EDGE also sings a song titled "REMEDY".
LYRICS can be found at:
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/JAGGED-EDGE/Remedy.html



And so does COLD.
LYRICS can be found at:
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/cold/remedy.html



Goodluck!! Hope this helps!! :)
♥ Mackenzie!!!!!! ♥

♥[?]♥ my kat milly..aka ms kitty...
well shes really really sick right now!!
she has not ate in a week..and she lost half of her body weight..which was alot..and she only drinks water and she stays inside ALL day!!and she had like really runny eyes..and she had really bad body odor..
so finally on the 5th my mom took ms kitty to the vet..and they called us and told us they were going to test her blood..and my mom said ok..around 4:00 that same day they called us again and they told us we may have to let ms kitty go..that means put her to sleep..and they told us she had a begieng stage of kidney failure and she has more white blood cells then red..and they told us we can fight the kidney failure..with a special diet..and my mom said ok..anythink to save our cat..so i visted ms kitty at the vet today!!and she looks so much better..they mtold us she ahs a mouth in fection..that causes the odor..my question was does it make me sound stingey or like greedy if we leep kitty living??because we dont know if shes suffering or not..so were going to halft to force feed her for awhile until she gains her strength back..do you thinks its ok keeping her??i had ms kitty since i turned 4..im 13 now..so shes my life ..please answer this question i need help bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELP ME PLEASE!!
I RATE 5'S!
*love always*
ilovepink101
If you have an *affoRdable oppoRtunity to help Ms. Kitty, it is MY opinion that you must take advantage of it. Sometimes it IS best to just let go, Hun.. but if you have a chance to alteR the situation, why would you eveR tRy to deny such a thing, ya know?? I'm soRRie to heaR this. This is teRRible news!!!! I wish theRe weRe something I could say oR do to tRuly help Ms Kitty, but I suppose nothing I can think to come up with won't change the sitaution, so just know that I'll be thinking of you two.... ♥


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