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Hey everyone!!!!!!!
I love giving advice i give it to all my friends,and they say i rock!.... but if u ask a stupid question, u can garentee a sarcastic answer! most of the time i am sarcastic, but if its a serious question, i'll give u a serious answer.i've been through A LOT of things boys, divorces, acne, meninstral problems :), school, friends, and back stabbers. those r only the things i can think of right now, but if u ask me a question....i'll probably have a answer.i also love getting stuff in my inbox so ur always welcome to ask me.I hope i answer all of yalls questions, and i hope u won't be dissappointed with my answers.


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Ive dyed my hair many times.
Right now its dark brown,blonde,honey color,and redish pink.
I heard there was this shampoo or somthing like that.
You put it in your hair,before dying it and the color dye you brought is the color it makes it go to.
Because the redish pink.
Was sopose to be like RED.
Does anyone know what im talking about?
If so could you give me the name?

i really dont know. =(
sorry ~lalagurl

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what kind of dog is on that commerical that says "They may be bugs on some of you mugs but they ain't no bugs on me" I really want that dog that sings it cause its soo cute do you know waht kind it is?

its either a yellow lab or a golden retriver.
hope i helped!
~lalagurl

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maryland's genneral area code is a 301 number, and i got a 240. basically, if i call someone they charge me long distance. this is because i ordered it over the internet, so they screwed it up. is there anyways i can change it i'll die!

sorry i dont no. ask 1 of your parents or use the internet.
&hearts
~lalagurl

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so i want to start palying the drums, and so first off, how much do they cost. i mean the actual big ones. ok, and id pretty much be teaching myself, so are there anywebsites? thx

well my dad is a professional drummer and i just asked him how much drums are and he said around 4 or 5 thousand.
hope i helped! and good luck!
~lalagurl

than it was a piece of crap because my dad has the best and only the best.

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for itunes can you ajust the length of a song and make it shorter? and how?

um... i really dont think you can. i've tried somthing like that before and it didnt work.
hope i helped!
~lalagurl

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I'm 13, and basically, I have pretty bad breats. It's genetic. Small and pointy, and barely 32A. (I suspect it's probably going to stay that way too, because I started developing 5 years ago and my whole family looks like me) Do you think I'd look ridiculous if I wore a bikini to the pool next week? If so, what would look ok?

um... i dont know how you wold look because everyone's body is different, but you should probably get a more padded bikini top.
hope i helped! & have fun!
~lalagurl

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Hey all my friends and famil tells me that iam a hypochondriac that means I say iam sick when iam really not and it makes all my friends and family hate me how can I stop being a hypochondriac?

Well the best thing to do is to CONTROL urself!your basically complaining and trying to get out of something that you dont wanna do. just try to keep ur complaints INSIDE your brain.tell them your sorry and that your gonna try to control next time.
hope i helped! and control your self next time!
~lalagurl

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Any tips on how to make a long distance relationship work?



15/f He moved at the beginning of the month, and it's hard. But I really don't wanna give up.

ok, by the way long distance relationships do work, trust me. the things yall have to do:
always call each other, or text messege each other or email each other. make both of you to agree on the comitment to NO SEEING OTHER PEOPLE!
basiccaly keep in touch send letters in the mail.
i really hope i helped! good luck!
~lalagurl

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Me and my Ex dude broke up at the end of march and its the end of May. We fight and argue about the dumbest and stupidest things. I tell me that im over hima nd i don't really care bout him, but how come when he aint around im thinkin of him non-stop and when i seen him like i did today on my way home i jus remember what we use to have and he just looks so gorgeous. Why do we non-stop argue and why do i miss him when i say im over him. i dont feel the same bout him. so am i really over him or no...

i dont think your over it. yall probably had some disaggrements at some time but deep down inside you really have feelings for him.
try talking to him, and possibly ask him to give you another chance. you probably think about him non- stop b/c you probably didnt mean it when you said that you were over him or when u said that you dont care about him anymore but deep down inside you still have feelings for him.
i seriously hope i helped! & good luck
~lalagurl

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Heyy. I just wanted to know what clothing stores you reccomend. I'm looking to buy new clothes for summer. Maybe links and such. Just cute clothes from different sotres that you like. Just not super duper expencive. I like Delias, but I can't fit into they're jeans (too big), and I like forever 21. I even like Abercrombie. I would aslo like to know some stores that you might think I could fit into they're jeans. I'm rather small. 00's don't fit me, unless they run small.
Thanks so much for your time!

ok here are some ones i thought of:
target
wal-mart
american eagle
khol's
foley's
limited too
jc penney's
5-7-9
thats only a few of that i know, the rest i just cant think of them. hope i helped!
~lalagurl

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ok me and this guy decided we wanted to hook up at a party next weekend and we've been talking for a while and he thinks ive kissed before. im not backing out of it and i definitly want to no question but how do you kiss? i have no idea what to do!

ok um..... u just simply put your lips together and smooch.and u slowly close your eyes so he wont think your a first timer.
hope i helped! and have fun!
~lalagurl

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my friend and i and her boyfrind went to the movies the other night and we were having fun,until those to got in a fight and she hit him,he ended up having a bad cut and then me and him went to my apartment to clean it up the n we started to hookup and then we got so in to it clothes were takin off and then she walked in on us!!i am trying to apoligize to her but she wont take my calls or anything!What shall i do?

Boyfriend stealer/backstabber :'(

wtf?! if i were her i wouldnt talk to you either!
Cleaning a cut does not automatically turn into takin off clothes unless you liked him and he liked you. just try to act like nothing happened when your around both of them at the same time.a little time needs to go by before you should actually talk to them.
~Lalagurl

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Today I was shopping with my mom, and i was picking out some clothes, i went over to show her what I found. & the first thing she says is "no black" and she walks away. So I like black clothes, so what?

And maybe I'm not the preppiest girl ever, and maybe I don't have the style that she wants me to have. But I should be allowed to wear what I want. I don't know what her problem is, at least I'm not walking around with bondage pants with 65486465 chains; (if thats what she is worried about)

So the thing is, I want to be able to wear the style of clothes I want. And how am I supposed to express myself if she won't let me buy the things I want? How do I explain to her?

ok set your mom down make her stop wat shes doing and TALK to her try to be as calm and patient as possible though tell her that: "everybody has their own style and i want my own.if every mom wants their children to be exactly like them tell her their ought to be clones"lol tell her wat u told me "so what if i'm not the preppiest girl, its not like i go aroung with 20 rings in my nose and eyebrow, and i also dont go around with 65486465 chains in my pants" like you said. try to let her go shopping with friends or have her drop you off if you pay for it and its your own money than you should be able to buy whatever u want!
hope i helped! good luck &hearts
~Lalagurl

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when pictures come out blurry and like messed, what do you do so they dont come out blurry and have like lines on them?

retake the picture.
~Lalagurl

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I'm wanting to burn a CD from songs that I used to listen to when I was 16. (I'm 24 now) but I'm having trouble trying to remember them. Can someone help me if they might know the songs I'm talking about. This is all I have to go on, All I listened to was rap & R&B. They were like 2pac, salt&peppa that kinda' old. Please Help!! Also there was 2 songs inpaticular that I would love to know what the name's of them were too. I would be forever grateful and would leave a INSANE amount of good feed~back lol
1. It was "sung" by a black woman and she was talking about cheating words something like "The love that we share stays on my mind, your always gonna be a lil secret of mine"
2. Other song was like called LATELY or SWEET SEPTEMBER or something like that, again sung by a black woman or group words like "Latelyyyy I've been thinkin bout ya baby"
PLEASEEEEE HELP ME!!

sorry cant help u there 1)because i wasnt even born when you were 16. and 2) because i dont really listen to that stuff.
i am so sorry &hearts

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I know this questions get annoying, however I really want to loose 10 pounds before the summer ends. I don't like my body and I want every inch of fat of it gone. I just hate it. Please help me. I need a specific plan, not just a eat plenty of fruits and vegetables and do crunches kind of thing. I kind of want a day my day scheduale of exercises and fitness I can do. Also, how to eat heathly and stop emotional eating tips would be greatly appreciated. Please help.

not to me it doesnt its not annoying to me at all. trust me if you exercise and eat right everyday you'll lose more than 10 pounds! i'm doing the same thing so we can do it together.everyday you could probably go to the YMCA or go swimming everyday with a bonus of running like a mile or so. motivate yourself to stop eating bad food or have ur mom throw all that crap away or hide it. put like a picture of a total hunk with a 6-pack and great abs in your room. lol thats motivated me! Now your food problem just go to: mypyramid.com and that will tell everything you need to eat.
hope i helped! good luck, and your not alone!

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Where do you get simple, cute layouts for your advice column? I'll rate 5's!

on the left side of the screen it says "welcome, *your username*!" under that there gonna be things that say profile settings or column setting click them than ur on ur way!
hope i helped!

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on canal street in new york do they really have people with stolen goods that have the real designer bags? do the bags on the street look verry real even though they are fake? 5's for anyone that comments =)

most likely most of them are fake but its really hard to tell. i've seen them b4.
hope i helped

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whats the best way to put on a condom so you can be POSITIVE the girl wont get pregnant?

and how do you know wether to buy a small, medium or large etc...?


15/m

Look it up on google!
&hearts

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ok, i get tanned VERY easily. I literally just have to stand outside for about 10 minutes on a warm&sunny day and my skin becomes noticably darker. The thing is, I hate this. When I become tan, my skin looks oily and dirty, even though its not. Is there any way I can prevent myself from getting so tan? BESIDES staying indoors because im a very active person and that is almost impossible for me.

use sun screen usually if u get tanned easily u should get the high spf. kind.
hope i helped
&hearts

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