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If you want to avoid the point, simply take offense. -Intuit


I came here to answer computer questions. (This used to say "...and nothing more.")


What I meant was, I don't know how much help I would be with other things... NOT that I would be upset if you asked a non computer question!


No matter the subject, Ask Away! (I'll do my best.)


DangerNerd.


I am not a doctor, lawyer, etc. All opinions expressed are my own, and are for entertainment purposes only. Use at your own risk. ;-)


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withs of a girls 3hols can her waster pregrent (link)
Please re-write this question. It is too hard to understand right now.

Thank you.


Can you get gonorrhea or chlamydia even if you are a virgin
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I suppose you would have to state if you mean an actual virgin, or just someone who still has her hymen.

If you have had NO sexual contact of any kind with anyone, ever... then it is unlikely. Recently a girl here reported getting one of these by being fingered, which makes total sense if you think about it.

So, if you are a real virgin, as in untouched sexually by anyone, in any way, ever... then it is unlikely. If, however, you are having symptoms that are making you think you might, then you should see your doctor right away.

When in doubt... test, find out. :-)


okay soo i recently started using this ...i wish people would rate my advice or else i feel like its useless ! is my advice bad or wat lol ?
just wondering ! (link)
I'll answer this because only the admins can see who asked a question, and, as such, tell which advice column is yours.

I didn't spend much time, but I did look at the first page of your column. Here are my suggestions:

Stop using chat speak. It makes you look less intelligent, and nobody is going to take you seriously. Example from this question: If you went to a counselor and in her advice to you, she wrote: "wat lol" ... would you take her seriously? Of course not.

Use punctuation a bit better.

Capital letters are your friends.

If you are tempted to write a one line answer to a 20 line question: Don't. If a couple words is the best you can manage, then you aren't qualified to answer. (There are exceptions to this, but they are rarer than you would think.)

A spell checker. If your browser doesn't have one, please install the Google toolbar, which has a decent spell checker.

I hope you will work towards having answers you can be proud of, and soon you won't have to worry about people never rating you.

All that said... if you are only doing this for ratings, and not to help people, then you have misunderstood the reason this site exists. Not saying that is what you meant, but just in case, I thought I would put that out there. ;-)

Take care.


I have xp on a 20 gig hdd. Wanted to clone it to an 80. put the 80 in and formatted it to ntfs, tried clonezilla to no avail. then tried EasUD TODO and it worked amazing to the clone (cloned it). When i cloned, i dragged the partition line from 20 to 80 gig, and did not check for it to make a sector exact clone.

After the clone, i checked both drives. they were an exact match. So I unplugged the computer obviously, and removed to 20 gig, changed the 80 gig from slave to master, and re attached all the wires. at startup, it see the 80 gig, but wont boot from it.

I thought I just turned it on and i was good to go. what did i do wrong? how do i fix it?

Only you can solve this! (link)
Hey there,

You have the phone number here, just pick up the phone and I will walk you through this.

I would call now but don't know if you are keeping late hours.

Talk with you soon.


When fucking to get by, why is everyone running their mouths?? we're all doing IT till it feels "right" till the end.. how do you avoid the gossip? (link)
Please rephrase your question. This is very confusing.

Thanks.


My boyfriend told me I dont act like a girlfriend.
How could I act like a girlfriend?
I am 16 years old
I am a female (link)
Hi there,


You already asked this here:

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=608722

... and it has been answered.


Okie dokie so I have been having like allergic reactions to these pads I am on when I have my period. Im 13/f btw. But after Im off my period, and off the pads the rash goes away. What it is is a red sore skin that has small bumps and it is external. I have used this cream called cortizone but I am out of it now and Im off the pad so I have been hoping it will heal itself. On friday night, no one was home except me so I locked myself in the bathroom and took a good look at this sore redness. It has small bumps under the skin as I mentioned and I took my nail and started kind of scratching it to see if anything would come out. It was like a white powder that came out under my nail. It was sort of interesting. I tried researching it and putting as much info I knew into this one website that is specifically for butt rashes but no one knew of this sort of thing. I have told my mom before and do not give me the advice to visit a doctor because I can not. Im having difficult family issues. I reccently became a vegetarian 2 months ago (thought I would say that incase it might have something to do with it but I doubt it). I know no one on this website is an expert or a doctor but just tell me what to do please.
This rash type thing has been here for a month and a half. TOday, I went to see if it had gone down yet but it has not and infact when I looked at it, I felt the red spots and it was covered by a clear gross solid thing. It was like dried up skin so I decided stupidly to scratch the hard parts off. (btw I have also not had my period since I have gotten this stupid rash redness but my period has always been irregular). What should I do about this? Is there an at home solution? I am not visiting a doctor like a said earlier. Please help me! (link)
You really should visit a doctor, embarrassed or not, in case it is something serious.

Having said that, I know someone who is allergic to the bleach they use to bleach the cotton in the pads. She switched to bleach-free, natural style pads, which she bought from vitacost.com, and the problem went away, never to return.

Turns out, this is a very common problem.

Worth a shot.


So I was was off of birth control pills cause I had to reorder them once I got them I started taking them well my boyfriend and I had sex it was my first time and used a condom nothing brook or anything I missed my period in September now its October and I got my period but. Now I'm hungry all the time I talked to my mom and she said maybe. I should take a test but I just agree what should I do? (link)
You already asked this here:

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=608696

... and it has answers.


So I was was off of birth control pills cause I had to reorder them once I got them I started taking them well my boyfriend and I had sex it was my first time and used a condom nothing brook or anything I missed my period in September now its October and I got my period but. Now I'm hungry all the time I talked to my mom and she said maybe. I should take a test but I just agree what should I do? (link)
You already asked this here:

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=608696

... and it has answers.


so if it does bleed its offically gone? (link)
If you do anything that could give you a disease, it is officially gone. So, any sexual contact at all, basically, and it is over.

Virginity is about being free of physical and emotional baggage, not a flap of skin.

Think about this for a sec... if virginity were about a flap of skin that only exists in the vagina... how could a guy be a virgin?

Makes sense, doesn't it?


I have had a headache for over 2 weeks now. It is worse in the afternoon and it does not go away after taking panadol of any sought (nuerofin, aspirin etc.) I am unsure of what it could be and what I need to do. the symptoms I have are: - dizziness, -headaches, - losing feeling in my legs (causes me to stumble) - blurred vision.

(link)
Pick up the phone right now and call 911.

Describe the symptoms you listed here, and see what they have to say about it.

You have ignored this far too long. There are no doctors on this site, so this isn't medical advice, but what you are describing is every single symptom that has been running on a local public service announcement to make people aware of heart attack and stroke warning signs.

Please don't mess around. Pick up the phone.

Now.

P.S. This advice is coming from the person who owns this website.


im supposed to be an interviwer making questions to the character reeve shield in face on the milk carton. its like a Q and A. (link)
Please re-ask this question and take the time to re-phrase it.

I have no idea what a "reeve shield" is.

Thank you.


Hello Dear
Sooner or later m ganna hv full sex wit her
evn though she is nt ready 4 it, what i mean is how to make it easy approach.? any suggestion ?
Me2 i dnt wanna make my own way. Bcz i cnt take any longer wit tis disire.

Thankz (link)
Hi there,

Please ask this again, using real words. Nobody is going to take you serious when you ask a question written like this.

Thank you.


Hola!

I read your story. I am new to this site...i randomly fell into it while doing some research. I decided to register just to connect with you!

First, how does this note find you? How are you? I really hope you are doing better. ☺ My name is Natalia (i live in California, but i was born in Argentina). Nanickore, You have PURPOSE, GREAT purpose in this life. You weren't just born, just to be born. You life is worth it to this world. To me. And to your family. And to God. You were uniquely made, embellished by The One Creator, Jesus Christ -- who is MADLY (very much) in love with you. And who is also completely heart-broken b/ someone has STOLEN the identity, the pureness, the joy that he instilled in his very own child— you. He meticulously thought of you and created you, even before you were born! This same Creator, Jesus Christ, is also The REDEEMER/RESTORER. What does this mean? Everything that you lost, that someone took away from you, he will RESTORE it: You self-worth, your identity, your family, your friends, and most importantly your... Spirit/soul. You will be and feel like those younger days when it was “full of hope and perspectives.”

There is an enemy out there whose sole job is to Steal, Kill and Destroy (John 10:10). He will plan and use anyone to do this. And that very sick person who abused you as a child, was manipulated by this enemy. The devil. He hates humans. He wants them destroyed. He will do anything to robe, abuse and distort your mind and soul (hence, “Steal”)…to the point that you hate yourself... to eventually not want to live (Kill & Destroy). He lies to you! Tells you are dirty. Worthles. There is no solution for you. Youre not going to get better. He will blind you (2 Corinthians 4:6 “the god of this age”= Devil). BUT, there is GOOD NEWS: the weapon to beat and destroy this enemy in a way that he will no longer have control over your life….and that is through The Bible- The Word of Life. He runs from it. He flees like a coward when you declare the word of God in your life! And little by little as you nourish your spirit with words of life, God is nourishing you out of the brokenness, and restoring you with Hope, Future……. and perspectives! Because Jesus came so that you may have life. Real Life! (John 10:10). Because that is exactly his PROMISE to you: “ For I know the plans I have for YOU (Nanickore], plans to give you HOPE and a Future, WHEN you seek me, you will SEEK ME with ALL your HEART.”(Jeremiah 29:11 & Luke 11:9) He is a God that CAN’T break his promises. You are the perfect person for God to use to RESTORE. You know how many people will find HOPE in Him through your story!? Wow. Many people! He cant use people who are perfect. What is there to fix? What do they need? Nothing.


This is not religion. These are true words. He heals and restores the broken. He is just asking from you: "can i do this for you? I am here...just give me a chance. Let me show my greatness in your weakness. Through your brokenness, my name will be glorify. I will put you back together piece by piece. I love you, Son. And I am sorry for what they have done to you. But I am bringing justice to your life. Just look up to me. Seek me. And you will find me. I wont let you down, Nanickore"

Restoration comes through declaring the Word of God, Prayer, and Believing = It Constructs your Faith =) (Philipians 4: 6-7)

I'll be more than happy to be a mentor to you. We can skype, email. However, you'd like.

Email: baclini@yahoo.com

God Bless You!

-Natalia b. (link)
Please tell me what user you meant this to go to. They have their inbox restricted to registered users only.

Thank you.


respected sir i have one question which is worrying me,,,i need counselling,,,is this service is free (link)
This service is free. Everyone here is a volunteer. There are no paid counsellors, so what you will get is regular people's advice.

You may ask whatever you wish, and people will try to help you in whatever way they can.

Thank you.


my wife has low sexual drive or interest, what could be the cause from the age 24years and she is currently 44 years old? (link)
All I can tell you, from my own experience, is that my ex started a new birth control pill once, that caused her to not only completely lose interest in sex, but turn her into an uncaring emotionless zombie as well.

This may be emotional, physical or simply be a hormone imbalance that is possible to correct.

You should REALLY go to the doctor together and sort this out. A cold, sexless marriage is an almost unbearable thing, I know, from experience, and you must love her with all your heart to have put up with this for 20 years.

I hope she knows how much you love her.

Now is way past time to fix this, if possible. The answer may be very simple, and you will feel like you have a new life together if you handle this.

I wish you both the best.


I have a cold sore on my penis head. Could this be herpes or something else? (link)
I am sorry to tell you this:

Cold sores are caused by one of the two common Herpes viruses.

You must NOT have sexual contact with anyone who doesn't agree, in advance, that they are willing to get herpes from you in order to be with you. Just like the person who gave this present to you... they didn't say: "Hey, you want bleeding puss filled sores on your penis, when you least expect them, for the rest of your life?" before they gave you this... but I'll bet you wish they had, right?

I am sorry this happened to you. :-(

Now is a good time to talk with your doctor and see about managing the symptoms of herpes. The sooner you handle this, the better off you are going to be. Maybe you are wrong about it being a cold sore? Best to let the doctor make sure.

I know you are probably feeling like it is, but your life isn't over. There are MANY people in your situation. So many, in fact that there are multiple places to meet singles with herpes.

only search advicenators.com


... after you talk with your doctor, you might want to have a look at some of those sites. Even if you just find someone in the same position to talk with about this, that would be a great thing.


You are VERRY pretty and nice so I want to ask if you want to go out with me (link)
Going to take a wild guess you didn't mean this to go to me? The user you meant this to go to doesn't accept inbox messages from unregistered users, so it ended up here.

I am assuming you know the person in real life, right? Otherwise this probably isn't the best way to do this. Who is going to go out with a random stranger they know nothing about, right?

Just a thought.


just wanteveryone to know, i got banned for bein onemonth too young , ya i know youveheard this alot but get this, i got banned for 8 years!!!! yeah, this sites just... ugh. (link)
It is the law, not this site.

When you signed up, you swore you were over 13.

You lied, you got banned. It isn't like we want to ban you, it is a federal law in the USA.

Nothing we could do about it if we wanted to. If you look at the TOS for EVERY big site, every forum, etc, you will see they all have the same statement about user ages that are allowed.

The account you had closed now, wasn't your first account, was it? You knew better, and you did it again.

Please stop breaking the law.

Maybe we will see you when you are legally allowed to use the site. Then it won't be a problem.


I am a web developer and ever since these distatseful accusations came online, i have had depleted clients willing to work with me and have lost a handful of the little i have in my stead. I was thinking of attacking these web owners personally or messing with their info websites, but need advice on what best i can do to get it all over with. I need to get back my clients without this infosite existing on the web anymore? Can you help me? (link)
Yes, I can help you.

Please send me the links to the places where your false accusations are posted, and your side of the story, or the reason that these things were posted in the first place.

I will then try to help you find the owners of each website, so that you can contact them directly to have the lies removed.

It is better to work with the owners than to take action that would land you in prison for many years. If you violate the law and do something against these websites, only to go to jail for many years, then how many clients will you lose? You see my point? :-)

Anyway, provide the links and other info and I will help you fix this.

Thanks,

DN.




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