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Okay, any time I'm around a guy I like, I either:
1) Blush really, really bad.
OR
2) Act stupid, maybe even mean (to him), because I'm nervous.

Since I really don't want this guy to think I'm crazy, is there anything I can do to make me less nervous? Thanks!

It sounds as if you are psyching yourself out. Relax. Calm down. Take a few deep breaths. It might help (at least with the acting stupid part)

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What do guys look for in girls?

A girl that is looking back.

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not really a question.
wow, these are some deeply sarcastic answers.
what happened to America while I was in basic training?
nice website by the way.
kudos.
-hitler the goat

While you were away America was ravaged by my deeply sacrcastic answers. Personally, I think its better off for it, but again that is up for debate. But thank you for the kudos, I do my best.

Chicken

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Well there is this girl who likes me and turns out i like her to. We have only known each other for bout a month or a month and a half. I was actually talking to anther friend of mine and my friend lived with her a for little whil, And this girl wanted to talk to me. So we talked and it was quite intersting. Then here lately we been talking a good bit, we talked from like 10:30pm saturday til bout 4:00am. And I really want to go out with her but i got a few things that i think i ought to deal with as far as people before we do though. We aint actually going out yet but we sit there and say i love you like we do, And mean it in more than just a friendship way. My question is do you think i ought to go ahead and go out with her or get the few things as far as people took care of before i go out with her.

If you want your relationship to work, then you have to deal with any prexisting distractions first. If you go into a relationship with unresolved issues, it can come back to haunt you. Especially if you really care for this girl. Wouldn't you want to show her the most healthy and available you? Always deal with things that can screw up a relationship first. It saves both you and her a lot of heartache.

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Now I have a comment to make and a question. Everyone will tell you how you shouldn't go for the sex and you shouldn't like the cuter guy. Now I know I live out the parts about the cuter guy being nice and all that. Everyone tells you not to do stuff, but in the end you end up not taking their advice at all. You end up doing the opposite. For instance I asked a question about should I like the boy who I've known since kindergarden or the hott one that goes to a diff school. Everyone says that the guy whos hott is a jerk but hes not. My point is it just cracks me up because you all waste your time writing how you shouldn't do things but in the end everyone always does the opposite. So whats with it? It's point less when people say follow your heart well you wouldn't be asking a question if you could!
So whats with all of this?

(I put it under sex cause people always answer the questions on sex)

So basically you already knew what you were going to do, but WASTED THE TIME of all who answered you, trying to help may I add (you asked their opinion, they did not go looking for you), and then had the nerve to redirect a question back to those who tried to help you insulting them. What does that say about you? Nothing good. Bad form. Give me a 1. I'll take it like a woman. Which which something you need to work on.

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Everyone's asking questions about cutting. Do they mean that they're literally taking knives and cutting their flesh? If not, what do they mean then? If so, why the hell would they do that? It makes no sense.

People cut as a coping mechanism. If they are depressed or feel they have no control in their life they can start to cut themselves as a release and as something they can control. It is a mental issue and is quite serious. Instead of feeling emotional pain, they decide to feel physical pain. This is a release because this sort of pain represents the mental issues they are having. One difference, this kind of pain is a pain that they inflict and they can decide when they feel that pain (control...again)It actually releases them from whatever they are feeling temporarily. Hence the need to keep cutting.

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there's these two guys that I like lets say ones name is Bob and the other 1's name is Jeff well me and bob have been dating on and off for about 2 years i like him so much...id do anything to make him happy and i mean anything but since my grades were going down because i was paying more attention to him then my homework. Well me and bob decided to break up for a while until my grades pull up... Bob lives in texas down in corpus chrisi and there was a huricane down there his friends talked to me and told me that he said he hated me and i havent hear from him since. That is until today. Well since his friends told me that he said he hated me this other kid asked me out and i said yes. Well this other kid's name is jeff and i kinda like jeff...he comes to my house and we hang out alot. He likes me too. I don't know what to do i really love Bob and well i know im too young to say that (im 14) but i really do love him and id do anything for him well i dont want to hurt jeffs feelings and i want to make bob happy i have no idea what to do! SOME1 PLZ HELP ME ILL RATE HIGH FOR GOOD ADVICE!

Did Bob tell you that he hates you? No. No he didn't, his friends told you. Get the truth from Bob first. Then if you really do love him as much as you say you do, the desicion should be very easy. If he was just angry and saying shit, then forgive him if you want and move on. If he really does hate you, which he shouldn't because you did nothing to warrant such hatred, then forget him. You don't need someone throwing hate at you that you don't deserve. It will be better for you in the long run, because if you really do love Bob so much, this Jeff guy stands no chance. He deserves not to be stung along.

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(14/f)Kind of embarassing.. But i have a huge problem with my breasts.. My Right one is roughly a B38 but my left one is well a mere B i would say. I know this is likely when your growing up but do you think theyll be that much of a difference when i get older or do you think theyll even out? Idk its been like this for awhile now.. my mom && stuff know.. Should i just have it checked out from my doctor just incase?

It is vary rare for a womans breasts to both be completely symmetrical. In fact it is more common than you think to have "lopsided" boobies. As your body matures it may even out. But if it is really bothering you ask your mom to take you to a female doctor (not a gyno per se, but one that specializes in women's issues, if said health provider allows...stupid US health care.)

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There are a lot of really ugly girls at my school (( not to be mean to them becasue I think I'm ugly too )) that get really hott boyfriends, and some of them are juniors and seniors. I'm a freshman and I really want someone but I cant get anyone... ever... Can anyone help me? My friend Says I need to be more confident... HELP!

You think that you are ugly, but want others to find you attractive? Plus you are comparing yourself to other older girls with more life experience. That is a recipe of success if I ever saw one....ok, I lied a little. There is a difference between being fat and being ugly. I got news for you, even the most attractive person can be made ugly by being an embarassment to breathing. If they are as ugly as you say they are, you can lose the weight, but they will always be ugly. Its not the most mature thing, but if it makes you feel better...

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ok so im going to a party soon and this guys gonna be there, hes a friend of a really good friend of mine and we have talked online a little and im kinda excited to meet him, so my question is, how should i act, should i flirt a little, or play hard to get, anything with help, eve if your not sure, it will, and ill rate a 5 if thats what you want, please heeeelp

The thing to do is be yourself. You are being dishonest by trying to be anything you are not. He will end up finding out what you are really like anyway and you just sabotage yourself by acting differently. Wait until you meet him. If you are still excited than flirt with him. Show interest if you are interested. If you play hard to get, most likely he will not respond to that and possibly find another girl who acts as if she is interested. Guys are about as good at reading minds, as turtles are at running. No matter what any female thinks. If you are interested you need to show it or else how is he gonna know?


[***Edit*** Thanks, its nice to know that years of trial and error have actually paid off for SOMEONE, however it is not me. Sadness for me.]

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Ok so i like richie as you no. i always sit next tohim and he always sits next to me. i dont know if this is anything but weve never gone out and weve never kissed or tryed to either. I dont know if he likes me. he said he would go out with me but not yet. should i wait for him? should i talk to him more? should i call him more often(i have his #)?should i wait b/c i no last year he had a hard relationship and he just wants to be single for a while. i dont know what i should do.HELP ME!!!!!

It sounds to me like he may need some time. I am saying that because he said this directly. If he said that he would go out with you, then all you can do is take his word for it. I will assume that he would not have said it if he did not mean it. Give him some space, but let him know that you are still interested. Maybe ask him to do some "friend" things. Guys are a lot more straight forward. If they say something along the lines of what Richie said to you, then I would take that to heart. Now, don't wait forever. If you see him flirting with other girls or showing any signs that he is interested in someone besides you, then forget him. He may have said that so he would not hurt your feelings. For right now until he proves otherwise, give him some space and try to improve the friendship. Good luck!

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My best friend had phone sex with my brother and she doesnt want me to be mad. Do I forgive and forget, or stay mad at her and forgive her eventually or stay mad at her forever??
Signed,
Grossed out

Is your brother off limits to your friends? Its ok to be grossed out (he is your brother and all) but to be really angry, I don't know about that. It's one of those things you could have lived your entire life without knowing, but you can't be too pissed off. It could have been worse. Much, MUCH worse. Let it go, and you could hi-five your bro for gettin some!

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What are some sad songs that are about dying, like Whiskey Lullaby and Gravedigger?

Try See You on the Other Side by Ozzy Osbourne

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So, I want to die my hair but the only problem is that I have dark black hair and I have light skin and I am a black girl . I have brown eyes and they're dark and I don't know if I should dye my hair brown (light brown) or red. One guy actually told me to die it red at the tips can you believe that but I really do favor red. What do you think. Please just help me because I've never done anything like this before and mom isn't any help at all.

Without a pic, it's hard to tell you if red will be good on you or not. Maybe at first you should try a semi-permanent color. (it will wash out and you can see what you like)

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This question is for anyone who has been or knows someone who has been to a haunted house called "Statesville Prison". I Live by chicago, il and it takes about an hour to get to the prison and im going Friday. If anyones been there, please tell me how it is!! I dont get scared that easily, because im the kind of person that would go on all the roller coaster rides at an amusement park, skydiving, just anything crazy, but im starting to get scared. I went to the site and it spooked me a little. haha. im going with my sister(25), my brother in law(26), my cousin (16) and me (15). I was Just wondering if it really is all that scary and such, and tell me if they touch you, cause i heard they do! THank you for anyone who helps!!
PS:5's!

Something that you should keep in mind if you are getting scared is that...well...its not real. You are not going to die, you are not going to get hurt, and there are no such things as ghosts. So with that you should be able to realx and just take it as the mindless entertainment it is. I love haunted houses, and there is nothing to be afraid of. Most haunted houses have a universal rule.... You don't touch me, I won't touch you.

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Ok my birthday is coming up and im thinking about doing a tropical themed birthday party in my backyard. I already have ideas on music, decorations, and everything but i dont have a clue what to do for games and stuff. I kinda want the4 games to be based on the theme which is a luau(not 7 minutes in heaven or spin the bottle). Any ideas?? I rate high for good answers!!!

Have a limbo contest. See how looOOOoow they can go. You don't have to play spin the bottle you could play spin the pinapple. Oh wait while I am being retarded... you could play pin the tail on the whole roasted pig. If I were having a Luau I would SO play all of those games. But I am not you, however, you did ask for advice.

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im 14/f. i have 2 problems. #1 is there's this guy that i really like and im not sure whether or not he has a girlfriend. i heard from one kid that he does and completley the opposite from another. i dont want to ask his or my friends because i know that they will immediatley go and tell him and i don't want that to be the way hat he finds out that i like him and i already asked my close friends and they said that they dont know. I'm also not ready to tell taht i like him yet so what shuold i do? #2 is i only see him for an hour a week at confermation class and that's not long enough. i get really depressed once i have to leave him but i'm too afraid to ask him out because i am petrified of rejection. i'm so confused.

You need to make a choice. You can get up the nerve and talk to him about what he does during the week and hope that he mentions his girlfriend if he has one, or you can just sit and wait being miserable. If you are not ready to tell him that you like him, then you should not say anything. If you are not ready now, then what are you going to do if you have him? Being petrified of rejection is normal, noone wants to be rejected. Unfortunately, that is something everyone must deal with eventually. You can just say it and get it over with and stop torturing yourself while at the same time viewing it as learning experience. You only see him for an hour a week, so I don't see why saying something would be a problem. Its one hour. If you realize that there are 168 hours in a week, one hour isn't that bad. It sounds to me that right now saying something to him will do more harm than good to you. If you don't want to ask him for a date, but still want to hang out with him ask him if he wants to hang out with you and your friends sometime. Tell him that you are trying to make more friends and that he seems like he'd be a good one. Its not gonna kill you, you will recover and go on to date boys and graduate high school. The more you make out of this the harder its gonna be for you. Relax! you'll be fine.

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yeah so i have in my possesion a cannabis leaf
i want to get rid of it...
a mate says he knows some one who wants it so how much on average is a cannabis leaf worth?
just one fresh leaf?
thanks for your help
(this is a really bad question)
xx

yeah, this is actually a bad question. There is a website out there called Google. It opens up all kinds of information that you weren't sure even existed. If you have a cannabis leaf and don't want it anymore I suggest you pitch it. Because if you sell it, well just think about that a second. Depending on how it came into your possesion you may want to give it back. Let it be their problem. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Heh.

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ok i have been spacing out a lot lately. like i wont know when it happens and i wont know how long i am out. but i will space out. i will realise i am spaced after a little bit, but i cant move my self to bring myself back. its like i am not in my body anymore, or that it just wont move. i know this is weird but sometimes it takes me about 5 minutes before i can bring myself back once i realise that i am spaced out. once i bring myself back though, i have no idea how long i was gone. is this a bad thing? what can i do to stop it. also i have been diagnosed with ADHD about a year ago. i was on Strattera for it, but i cant afford it anymore. could this be causing it? i havent taken that for about 2 months now. but i also have been told that i have depression and bipolar. could that have something to do with it? soem oen please help me!

You need to stop asking questions online and ask a doctor. If your brain is functioning but you cannot make your body move and then have no idea how long it took to come out of your semi-paralized state. Get yourself to a doctor NOW. You need to talk to your parents. If for whatever reason they don't take this seriously, the first thing you need to do tomorrow morning at school is talk to your school nurse and counselor. Don't wait, do it NOW.

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Is there surgery to remove stretch marks? If so, how much does it cost? Can you pay in installments? How many sessions does it take? Is it healthy, like does it have any side effects? Would you recommend it? I have a lot of stretch marks on my upper legs, butt, and and sides of my...ugh I cant describe it, sides of my pelvic area and such. I can't stand them (I'm 16/f) and when I'm older (say, 18, 19) I want to get them removed. See, I took bad care of my body around puberty etc. like 12,13, and got all these stretch marks. I want to get them gone because its embaressing now-a-days. I know theres the chance on gaining them back during pregnancy, but by then I'll be married and older, who am I impressing. Thanks for the advice!!

You do not need surgery. Surgery is painful, invasive, and could cause more harm than good. And it's fucking expensive. There are shea and Coca butter ointments you can use. There is also a thing called mederma (sp?) Try going to Babies R Us (if there is one around you) they have a section called baby care (I used to work there, I would know) they have stretch mark creams. You can also try your local drug store. Make surgery your last and final option. You do NOT want surgery this young anyway. If you plan on having kids later on in life, that is 10 thou or more out the window. NOT WORTH IT.

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