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I live in STL, I just got a brand NEW JOB, I have a spastic dog that cannot control his bodily functions, I adore penguins, I am a sucker for mullets,I have a natural curiosity about Mormons, I smoke but don't want to, I am a selfish giver, I have a psych degree I won't use, I like it when people use proper grammar and spell correctly, My boyfriend is an advicenator, I am a goof, I do not believe in God, my roommate is a goober, I am a goober, everyone is a goober, I am a closeted religious fundamentalist, I made up my own religion, I am one of those stinkin' liberals, I have several VIP passes to the Seven Hundred Club, and last but not least...



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(Rating: 5) I think I just laughed my entire ass off.
(Rating: 5) thanks sooo much.
(Rating: 5) thx for the advice! Hearts;
(Rating: 5) thank youuu!!!!!!!!!! =)
(Rating: 5) Thank you very much. You make a lot of sense, and I agree with you fully.
(Rating: 5) thanks
(Rating: 5) yes i knew it definatly wasnt considered oral sex i just wanted to see what other people thought. thank yoou
(Rating: 5) thanx, (my dog is barking 2) :) i've been trying to get the courage to confront him!!!
(Rating: 5) lol.
(Rating: 5) thanks a bunch...including the laugh, but 4 real u really helped alot! :) XOXO
(Rating: 5) LOL! thanks!!!
(Rating: 5) thanks so much :), this is really hard for me because i really do love him :(
(Rating: 5) thank you thats a good point actually so i will leave him alone and wait for him to contact me! and if not?
(Rating: 5) omg thx mwa mwa :)
(Rating: 5) Thank's a bunch. i definantly agree with your advice. You're so much more understanding then what the otehr people are saying.
(Rating: 5) thanks
(Rating: 5) Thanks for the ideas.
(Rating: 5) Wow thanks alot that really snapped me into reality :D
(Rating: 5) haha thanks
(Rating: 5) thanks<3
(Rating: 5) thanks <3
(Rating: 5) Question rated by L2 moderator yg
(Rating: 5) Question rated by L2 moderator yg
(Rating: 5) ;) kitty
(Rating: 5) u r wirte I think I will ask him, thankyou!
(Rating: 5) I'm 15 so you were off by 3 years!!!! But i guess i can swee whay you said that! LOL! i see why you like each other...you guys are like so the same. you both talk alike and say thinsg that sound tlike the other one. I asked him once if he was going out w/anyone and he said that he liked an advicenator---I didn't ask him who but someoneelse did. So I wanted to aks you, sounds kinda dumb now iguess. But i chdcked out your myspace and your pretty. you alos have good taste in music. i reely like the red hot chili peppers. you 2 make a cute cople. ok i am done now.
(Rating: 5) hEY THANKS .. YOU WERENT HARSH YOU WERE JUST HONEST AND I RESPECT THAT..BUT THERE IS MORE TO THE STORY I JUST DIDNT FEEL LIKE TYPING BUT EVERYTHING IS GETTING BETTER NOW BUT THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE HELP..
(Rating: 5) yeah, thanks, i think i`ll try that !! and yes, i know i could haha thanks again
(Rating: 5) I guess I don't know how good I have it at this point. Thanks!!!
(Rating: 5) Good answer. Thanks.
(Rating: 5) thanks a bunch
(Rating: 4) Ok, it makes sense your parents would vote for him if they liked his Cabinet, but I plea, if you can't give a "reasonable intelligent" answer, then don't answer at all. Rating changed by YG...I thought yours was one of the best this question got. :)
(Rating: 5) thankyou
(Rating: 3) Actually I have had a compliment on my eyes in about two months and I find it rather refreshing.
(Rating: 5) Thank you soo much!
(Rating: 5) thanks so much i defenately will do that<3
(Rating: 5) Thanks hun for the advice>We talked on the phone for 2 hrs last night(he wanted me to call him)and he said his feelings never went away for me! We cant believe that we both still have feelings for 1 another after all weve been through. His ex was all over him today, but he didnt even respond back. Im kind of excited for tonight, but in a way im nervous. Thanks again!
(Rating: 5) ha ha, thanks for the advice
(Rating: 5) thanx
(Rating: 5) thanks! for now on I won't talk about my ex in front of him or any other guy.
(Rating: 5) thanks, I think he's being rude too!!
(Rating: 5) Thanks. The tar and feather thing... hmmmm, I like.
(Rating: 5) ha ha
(Rating: 5) thanks alot. oh, by the way if you ever saw him you WOULD have a crush on him.
(Rating: 5) thanxs alot
(Rating: 4) thank you about the editing part...that rly raised my selfconfidence
(Rating: 5) thanks!
(Rating: 5) Thanks for that- i honestly think he's unstable!!!
(Rating: 5) haha thanks
(Rating: 3) thanks for nothing *rating changed by L2*
(Rating: 5) interestingly put. thanks- gunner
(Rating: 3) naw. haha im not cruel.
(Rating: 5) lol but I am ready just not for him if you know what I mean and being honest just doesn't cut it it hurts poeples feelings
(Rating: 5) thanks! you have given me some great ideas!
(Rating: 5) so does mine you itch witha b lol
(Rating: 5) Oooh. Thank you!! And good find with the sofa! :) xx
(Rating: 5) thanks for the help.. yeah i wish they'd make an alarm system ( mabey someday)
(Rating: 5) So the short answer is that you agree with the statement. Although I didn't ask about your psych degree (!) I assume by your addressing it that this advice column is your way of compensating for not pursuing a graduate degree. It is mine also. See you around... -Dr. Chad
(Rating: 5) I prayed to god for if he was real to send angels into my dreams and to get me a girlfriend before the end of summer. He sent angels into my dreams and i got a girlfriend after summer was over so i could go to his religion willingly insead of because a promise.
(Rating: 5) nope im not 21 but thanks
(Rating: 5) ty thats some awseome info
(Rating: 5) OMG that sounds like so much fun!! Thanks!! xxx
(Rating: 5) Wow those were good ideas, thank you! xx
(Rating: 5) Tahnks you helped a lot! :)
(Rating: 2) actually, irish is a form of gaelic
(Rating: 5) thx..thats a good idea
(Rating: 5) Well now she does but then she didn't.
(Rating: 5) But, if in your mind you're saying that a divorce is okay and if anything happens between us in the future we can get one, then you will be thinking about getting one everytime you get into a fight. Marriage isn't always perfect but divorce shouldn't be your easy out. And by signing a prenup, you have divorce in mind. When I get married, I want to think that we'd be together for the rest of our lives.
(Rating: 1) Advicer peoples are supposed to give advice, not make them feel worse...jeeze
(Rating: 5) lol thanx...sorry bout the spelling. i was typing fast.
(Rating: 5) Hmmm.... I like that idea...
(Rating: 5) thats fantastic. I really like it when my gasoline gets jacked up to 3.01 a gallon. its like I am the only thing holding the friggin universe in balance. whats gonna happen when I go to germany next month??? y'all are screwed. -gunner
(Rating: 1) they arent older than me....
(Rating: 5) Thank you and I really do appreciate it. Alot. Thanks
(Rating: 5) THANKS for the support and help!
(Rating: 5) HEh. THANKS!
(Rating: 5) You're my hero.
(Rating: 5) you know your stuff girlie, thanksssss, and by the way...great turtle quote<333 hahaha
(Rating: 5) awesome. thanks
(Rating: 5) Wow, thanks. Just kids really bug me when they date a guy a week and are like, I love you. I like the adore one. I like it a lot. -therocketsummer
(Rating: 5) lmao thankyou. you rawk. <3
(Rating: 5) Appreciated and shit.
(Rating: 5) lol thanks
(Rating: 5) haha awsome
(Rating: 5) omg ur advice helped A LOT!!! i asked him if he liked me right after reading your advice and he said yes and now i have my fritst bf!!! ur da best!!!
(Rating: 5) thanks so much


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