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I live in STL, I just got a brand NEW JOB, I have a spastic dog that cannot control his bodily functions, I adore penguins, I am a sucker for mullets,I have a natural curiosity about Mormons, I smoke but don't want to, I am a selfish giver, I have a psych degree I won't use, I like it when people use proper grammar and spell correctly, My boyfriend is an advicenator, I am a goof, I do not believe in God, my roommate is a goober, I am a goober, everyone is a goober, I am a closeted religious fundamentalist, I made up my own religion, I am one of those stinkin' liberals, I have several VIP passes to the Seven Hundred Club, and last but not least...
I have a sense of humor and so should you.
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Website: My very own nifty message board!!!! E-mail: sowhatchawant@ohnoyoudi'nt.com Gender: Female Location: Richmond Heights Occupation: Bitch Age: 25 AIM: Melitha7 Member Since: October 15, 2005 Answers: 290 Last Update: April 16, 2007 Visitors: 37763
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I think I just laughed my entire ass off. (Rating: 5)
thanks sooo much. (Rating: 5)
thx for the advice!
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thank youuu!!!!!!!!!! =) (Rating: 5)
Thank you very much. You make a lot of sense, and I agree with you fully. (Rating: 5)
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yes i knew it definatly wasnt considered oral sex i just wanted to see what other people thought. thank yoou (Rating: 5)
thanx, (my dog is barking 2) :) i've been trying to get the courage to confront him!!! (Rating: 5)
lol. (Rating: 5)
thanks a bunch...including the laugh, but 4 real u really helped alot! :)
XOXO (Rating: 5)
LOL! thanks!!! (Rating: 5)
thanks so much :), this is really hard for me because i really do love him :( (Rating: 5)
thank you thats a good point actually so i will leave him alone and wait for him to contact me! and if not? (Rating: 5)
omg thx mwa mwa :) (Rating: 5)
Thank's a bunch. i definantly agree with your advice. You're so much more understanding then what the otehr people are saying. (Rating: 5)
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Thanks for the ideas. (Rating: 5)
Wow thanks alot that really snapped me into reality :D (Rating: 5)
haha thanks (Rating: 5)
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u r wirte I think I will ask him, thankyou!
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I'm 15 so you were off by 3 years!!!! But i guess i can swee whay you said that! LOL! i see why you like each other...you guys are like so the same. you both talk alike and say thinsg that sound tlike the other one. I asked him once if he was going out w/anyone and he said that he liked an advicenator---I didn't ask him who but someoneelse did. So I wanted to aks you, sounds kinda dumb now iguess. But i chdcked out your myspace and your pretty. you alos have good taste in music. i reely like the red hot chili peppers. you 2 make a cute cople. ok i am done now. (Rating: 5)
hEY THANKS .. YOU WERENT HARSH YOU WERE JUST HONEST AND I RESPECT THAT..BUT THERE IS MORE TO THE STORY I JUST DIDNT FEEL LIKE TYPING BUT EVERYTHING IS GETTING BETTER NOW BUT THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE HELP.. (Rating: 5)
yeah, thanks, i think i`ll try that !! and yes, i know i could haha thanks again (Rating: 5)
I guess I don't know how good I have it at this point. Thanks!!! (Rating: 5)
Good answer. Thanks. (Rating: 5)
thanks a bunch (Rating: 4)
Ok, it makes sense your parents would vote for him if they liked his Cabinet, but I plea, if you can't give a "reasonable intelligent" answer, then don't answer at all.
Rating changed by YG...I thought yours was one of the best this question got. :) (Rating: 5)
thankyou (Rating: 3)
Actually I have had a compliment on my eyes in about two months and I find it rather refreshing. (Rating: 5)
Thank you soo much! (Rating: 5)
thanks so much i defenately will do that<3 (Rating: 5)
Thanks hun for the advice>We talked on the phone for 2 hrs last night(he wanted me to call him)and he said his feelings never went away for me! We cant believe that we both still have feelings for 1 another after all weve been through. His ex was all over him today, but he didnt even respond back. Im kind of excited for tonight, but in a way im nervous. Thanks again! (Rating: 5)
ha ha, thanks for the advice (Rating: 5)
thanx
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thanks! for now on I won't talk about my ex in front of him or any other guy. (Rating: 5)
thanks, I think he's being rude too!! (Rating: 5)
Thanks. The tar and feather thing... hmmmm, I like. (Rating: 5)
ha ha (Rating: 5)
thanks alot. oh, by the way if you ever saw him you WOULD have a crush on him. (Rating: 5)
thanxs alot (Rating: 4)
thank you about the editing part...that rly raised my selfconfidence (Rating: 5)
thanks! (Rating: 5)
Thanks for that- i honestly think he's unstable!!! (Rating: 5)
haha thanks (Rating: 3)
thanks for nothing
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interestingly put. thanks- gunner (Rating: 3)
naw. haha im not cruel. (Rating: 5)
lol but I am ready just not for him if you know what I mean and being honest just doesn't cut it it hurts poeples feelings (Rating: 5)
thanks! you have given me some great ideas! (Rating: 5)
so does mine you itch witha b lol (Rating: 5)
Oooh. Thank you!! And good find with the sofa! :) xx (Rating: 5)
thanks for the help.. yeah i wish they'd make an alarm system ( mabey someday) (Rating: 5)
So the short answer is that you agree with the statement.
Although I didn't ask about your psych degree (!) I assume by your addressing it that this advice column is your way of compensating for not pursuing a graduate degree. It is mine also. See you around... -Dr. Chad (Rating: 5)
I prayed to god for if he was real to send angels into my dreams and to get me a girlfriend before the end of summer. He sent angels into my dreams and i got a girlfriend after summer was over so i could go to his religion willingly insead of because a promise. (Rating: 5)
nope im not 21 but thanks (Rating: 5)
ty thats some awseome info (Rating: 5)
OMG that sounds like so much fun!! Thanks!! xxx (Rating: 5)
Wow those were good ideas, thank you! xx (Rating: 5)
Tahnks you helped a lot! :) (Rating: 2)
actually, irish is a form of gaelic (Rating: 5)
thx..thats a good idea (Rating: 5)
Well now she does but then she didn't. (Rating: 5)
But, if in your mind you're saying that a divorce is okay and if anything happens between us in the future we can get one, then you will be thinking about getting one everytime you get into a fight. Marriage isn't always perfect but divorce shouldn't be your easy out. And by signing a prenup, you have divorce in mind. When I get married, I want to think that we'd be together for the rest of our lives. (Rating: 1)
Advicer peoples are supposed to give advice, not make them feel worse...jeeze (Rating: 5)
lol thanx...sorry bout the spelling. i was typing fast. (Rating: 5)
Hmmm.... I like that idea... (Rating: 5)
thats fantastic. I really like it when my gasoline gets jacked up to 3.01 a gallon. its like I am the only thing holding the friggin universe in balance. whats gonna happen when I go to germany next month??? y'all are screwed.
-gunner (Rating: 1)
they arent older than me.... (Rating: 5)
Thank you and I really do appreciate it. Alot. Thanks
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THANKS for the support and help! (Rating: 5)
HEh. THANKS! (Rating: 5)
You're my hero. (Rating: 5)
you know your stuff girlie, thanksssss, and by the way...great turtle quote<333 hahaha (Rating: 5)
awesome. thanks (Rating: 5)
Wow, thanks. Just kids really bug me when they date a guy a week and are like, I love you.
I like the adore one. I like it a lot.
-therocketsummer (Rating: 5)
lmao thankyou. you rawk. <3 (Rating: 5)
Appreciated and shit. (Rating: 5)
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omg ur advice helped A LOT!!! i asked him if he liked me right after reading your advice and he said yes and now i have my fritst bf!!! ur da best!!! (Rating: 5)
thanks so much
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