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I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end. I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.
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so i have this "friend" let's say well call her 1
1 came over the other day & we we're on myspace and she was friends with this girl named kt & i've seen her myspace before & i thought she was pretty blahh blahh. couple weeks later she gets like a "make-over" or whatever the fuck she wants to call it, & she look's like a TOTALLY different person, like not even the same person.. and i know how to read comments and stuff nd her comment are hidden so i loook at her comments & she only has 192 and she's had a myspace since september 2006 & all her comments are about whoring.. so i know for a she is fake, and 1 was totally agreeing with me on it. so then i confronted "2" [ we'll call the "fake" 2 ] about her being fake .. and this is the conversation:
me: can i ask you a ?
me: i know you dnt know who i am but i hav a question about modeling
2: sure
2: ?
2: are you a fake? cause like i remember seeing your pictures a while ago and now i see them and they're completely different.. and your lookin pretty fake to me
2: uh nah not hardly l0l.
me: wats taht mean
2: that meansz no.
me: howcome you hide your old album then ..
me: cause they look completely diffrenet and people would catch on
2: bc tha picsz are old.
me: mmk so make a sign or wat are you going to make an excuse
2: l0l i kno "1" there with yu [: stupid little freshmen, don't bother meh
me: FAKE
me: no she left btw
2: haha nah
2: buh bye bytch
me: bye fake
me: ill report you to tom
2: haha kay you do that, and i'll photoshop picsz of yu naked
that's what happend the first time when 1 was over.
ok seriously if someone called you fake wouldn't you take a picture with a piece of paper saying you URL or something? not say bye bitch ot ill photoshop pictures of you naked i mean cmon can she get anymore fake?! .. then today [ august 22 ] "2" IMed me saying ..
2: uhm yu realize kait doesn..t think i..m a fake, and i qut that pic of yu naked done [: so keep runninq yur mouth
me: mmk thats illegal
2: now wat did yu say
me: thats illegal
2: and so isz harrasement
2: =]
me: mmk how am i harrasing you
me: yellings not illegal
2: callinq meh fake isz
me: cause you are
2: tryinq to qet meh in trouble for identity theft
2: isz harrasement
2: [which i..m not fake] btw.
me: how am i trying to get you introuble
2: by "i..m qunna report yu to tom"
2: yur a lil bytch, if yu have no life yu have to qet into other peoples.
me: you have no life to photoshop people naked
me: to bad i friggen didnt tell tom cause i forgot
2: fuck with meh, i drive i can track yu down, trust meh
2: keep pushinq meh miss kendall.
me: i know pople who can drive to
2: yu have no idea who yur fuckinq with.
me: alright ill let the cops know
2: haha can..t fiqht yur own battlesz huh?
2: where are yu qunna qet in life?
me: nope
2: i..m qunna lauqh when yur smart ass mouth qetsz yur face beat ihn [:
me: im guna laugh wehn you go to jail
2: i..m 17.
2: i won..t qo to jail.
2: and i have a rich daddy.
2: so haha i ain..t scared of shyt.
2: try aqain and keep sayinq i..m doinq identity theft.
2: see where yu end up.
2: peace.
me: thatd not wat im telling the cops
2: and i can qet yu for harrasement
2: qo do wat little 15 year oldsz do.
mfn xo princess: toodlesz.
me: im not harrasing you
me: you imed me first
2: uh did i not say bye?
me: smart ass
2: not so touqh that "1"z not there huh?
me: " 1"didnt do shit
2: 1: qhet how she said she had people that she knows that can drive
2: 1: yah im done with her.
1: i duhn need 13 yr old bullshit anymore
2: [: hahahaha
2: pussy ass bytch
2: i..m outtttt.
me: good
me: byeeeeeee
2: awh qo cry
me: mmk
2 signed off at 8:15:10 PM.
i'll show you what 1 said about me ..
1: qhet how she said she had people that she knows that can drive
1: but not her.
1: she cant FIGHT HER OWN BATTLES
1: yah im done with her.
1: i duhn need 13 yr old bullshit anymore
great friend ehh?!
so tell me what i should do?
am i wrong here?
or am i completely right?
help!
I'm gonna ask you the same question other columnists have asked.
Why in the world does it matter if she's fake or not? If she is, she is. Who gives a damn? Honestly, it's JUST MySpace. It's not some huge deal. I can see if she stole your pictures & called them her own, but when she does it to someone else & you don't know them or their MySpace link, WHO CARES!?
People are gonna do what they wanna do, and if they wanna be fake little MySpace skanks, let them. What other people do should be none of your concern. You're both immature little kids, so grow up & go on with life.
i was watching this tv show and this guy wanted to get "emancipated".. what does it mean exactly and how old do you have to be to do that?
Thanx in advance
Emancipation is sort of like a divorce for kids.
If you're having issues at home [real ones, not something like "my mom made me clean my room], or you're independent & can rely on no one but yourself, you can be emancipated & do your own thing. It's like a divorce from your parents.
When you're emancipated however, you need to have a place to live, a way to get to work/school, etc. You can't go to your parents for things anymore, and they can't tell you what to do. You can also get married. And that's about as much as I know. Click SEARCH & find out more about it. =]
When a guy fingers you does he go into the vagina (like the part you can't see) Or outside the vagina like the part you can see? And if he dose go into you, does it hurt?
Both & no.
i've read many places that if you crush 2 aspirin and add it too shampoo then wash your hair with it, the mixture will remove dandruff.
does this actualy work? i'm afraid to put aspirin in my hair.
It'll work, but you should just buy the shampoo that gets rid of dandruff.
That's a waste of perfectly good aspirin.
hi i know this is VERY RANDOM but
does anyone know why billie joe only chose tre (franklin) to be the god father of both his kids and why not mike?
thanks
Why does it matter?
Any tips on how to be a better kisser ??
like websites or something ..
I'm going to the movies with my boyfriend and i want to show him that I'm a good kisser.. anyone know any good sites or can tell me any good tips ?
thank you so much .
Do you know where to get bag's? Like purses but like a backpack? I would like to get some for school. Sorry if it sound's confusing. But thank you for any of your suggestions. =]
Do you mean like a tote bag or a messenger bag?
If you mean a messenger bag, you can get them at Target, Wal*Mart & wherever else. Same deal for a tote bag. But there's more selection for those since girls don't usually use backpacks a lot & it's more of a tote bag thing.
You can get totes at Wal*Mart, Target, KMart, American Eagle, Hollister, Hot Topic, Zumies, Pac Sun, H&M & Old Navy [I'm pretty sure].
The most you should pay is 20 bucks. If any of these store makes you pay over 20 bucks for a bag, then you tell them to fuck themselves cause that's a ripoff.
What is a g-spot in a girl?
I'm not sure if you're asking what a g-spot is, or if you're asking where it is.
If you're asking where it is, it's different for every girl. If you're asking what it is, it's the spot that makes a girl horny & gets her off during sex/foreplay/masturbation.
13/f
ok well i wanted a phone for so long and my dad is finally thinking about getting me one. i really want a pink razr phone from AT&T but i'm no whiz at phones or anything. i want my phone to have text messaging & AIM included with the phone, not to pay extra.
http://www.wireless.att.com/cell-phone-service/cell-phone-details/?device=Motorola+RAZR+V3+-+Pink&q_sku=sku950124
that's the one i want. does that have the features i need? THANKS SO MUCH x 7848732782!
I have the RAZR, but mine is black.
Unlimited text messaging is only $9.99 extra a month, and AIM is a feature already on the phone. The RAZR has AIM, & Yahoo!Messenger.
I'm going to tell you right now, that you would need to pay extra in order to use your texting & AIM. Whenever you IM someone, it costs money to send & recieve them, and it can rack up your bill pretty quick. So can texting.
I suggest you talk this out when you get to the store. Because my boyfriend failed to warn me of this when he gave me his RAZR [which is mine now] & my bills were over $200 a month on just me alone [I share with my mom].
I grew up in SouthWest Ohio and I definatley talk/express myself like a true Ohioan with all the "please?, queer, sucker, gymshoes, pop", etc. One problem... I live in New Jersey now. I moved in Jan 07. People here are mean/self-centered/rude and just not friendly & take themselves wayyy too seriously.. I'm a very outgoing and friendly person but I feel like I can't talk to people here because they'll either look at me like "excuse me, do I know you?" or make fun of the way I talk. I like to joke around and have fun [without making fun of other people] and I can't seem to find anyone cool like that. I've tried being quiet and wearing what everyone else wears but it's boring.
I'm a great friend to have but people only want shallow friendships where they don't really give a damn about what happens to their friends as long as as they are still happy.
Any idea on how to get through this? I'd really like to be my friendly self again...
PS, I'm 16/female, incomming Junior.
I've actually never been down south, so I have no idea what the people there are like. However, I have been to Puerto Rico..
Anyways, I'll hand it to you - the kids up here are a lot more snobby than what you're used to. It's going to happen though, it's life. Honestly though, don't change yourself so you can fit in. If you know that you're loud, outgoing & different, don't change it. EMBRACE IT.
If the kids where you are can't get their heads outta their asses, then you know you don't wanna be friends with them anyways & you can succeed. But really, join a club or a sport. Maybe the kids in there are a lot nicer. If not, just be yourself.
that show is amazing!!
ok well my question is..
-what's donnie's last name?
-and does he have a myspace?
MTV probably has a MySpace for itself because I know that Fuse does. If you can find the MySpace for MTV, they'll probably have the shows on their top whatever & you can find the shows MySpace. Making The Band 4 might have one, so you can check that & see if it has the contestants on it's top. If so, his MySpace should be there, and you'll be able to see his page.
If not, you could always try www.mtv.com & see if it lists stuff about each of the guys on the show. Good luck.
Ohkay so i have this friend hwo ive known ever since 4th grade. meaning 4years ive known her. And we've been the best of friends. She knows me the best and i know her the best. But she has these other two friends that they make there little group thing. And now she mostly hangs out with them. And or dicthes me sometimes for them. Shes those people who really doesnt care about anything, sometime or mostly can be selfish and spioled . But, shes my friend and i accept that. Theres alot of reasons that were friends. But yeah anyways , Ive called her everyday and she never, even once called me back. Nope. But she always has her phone with her . Im sick of it. She only picks it up for "j" which is one of her buddies in her little "group". She only makes time for J. UGH. yes i admit it i am jelous. And i think you would be too. Im the one who always have to ask her if she wants to hang out. I AM THE ONE WHO HAS TO DO EVERYTHING. But shes too dang selfish to understand that. I need help! What do i tell her!?
Instead of ranting about how you're jealous & hate that stupid group, you sit her down & tell her the truth. Tell her as nicely as possible, and if she doesn't seem to get it - you scream it at her.
Give her a wakeup call & if she still doesn't get it, then you get a new friend. Best friends aren't supposed to ditch you & ignore your calls just because they made new friends.
how do i stay out of trouble?
You stay away from people who seem like they're troublemakers, and you stay away from people who are troublemakers. Join a club or a sport. Hang out with people who care about where they're going, what they're doing & who they are.
When someone offers you drugs or alcohol, decline the invitation & walk away. If people give you shit for it, then they're dumb & you're smart. Just remember that.
When you get yelled at by a parent or a teacher, just take it. Do NOT talk back. When you've calmed down from being upset [because being yelled at can upset you], talk to them about the situation & see what's going on.
Just all around do what you're supposed to, stay away from the losers who don't care about themselves, and don't talk back when you're getting into trouble.
Ok so here it goes. my ex broke up w/ me lets say 3 months ago and we've stayed friends and wat not, but we've chilled like a lot kinda and we've had sex a lot even tho we're not togetha, its more than sex to me cuz im still inlove w/ him but im thinkin its just sex for him and like i wanna be with him so bad and i figure if thats the only way then i dont care, but im just making things worse for myself and i cant let go. i love this kid more than anything but i just dont know wat i should do. any advice?
Let's think this over:
- He broke up with you.
- Stayed friends.
- Still sleeps with you.
- Doesn't care for you like that.
- Yet, still sleeps with you.
Uhm, chances are he's just using you for some ass, and you should probably punch him in the face for being a dick & playing around with your head/heart. He's making you think he's interested when he's really not. Kick him in the balls, and then stop while you're ahead. The quicker you drop his ass & stop playing along with his game, the happier you'll be.
okay my friend is a good friend and nice shes sometimes mean but shes cool but when my friend and me drank alcohol she was laughing a lot and she was funny but then few minutes later she got quite and i asked her why shes quite and she looked at me in a sad face and said nothing but then the tears came up from her and she burst up crying and she keep saying "im sorry for being a bad friend im sorry if i couldnt be there for you i wanna be there for you guys but im sorry if i couldnt" and kept crying and i told her its okay and we comforted her and she slept and when she woke up she was just acting normal and asked us what happened and stuff so what do you think about my friend? what kind of drunk is she?
She's the depressed, apologetic drunk, obviously. She cries when she's drunk, apologizes, & then feels bad for things she didn't or couldn't do.
She's going to be like that probably every time you guys drink, so I suggest you get used to it. Or at least don't get her so hammered.
where can you buy free webcams? Target? WAlmart?
oh and if you webcan yourself with a webcam and you start talking and post it in youtube will they hear you? or will they just see you moving because I DONT HAVE A MIC? Do you have to have a mic to be heard through a webcam like when you sing with a webcam for example are you heard when you post it? thanks
If you're purchasing the webcam, then it's obviously not free. But yes, you can get them at Target.
Uhm, I'm pretty sure you would need a mic to be able to make sound on your video. But if you're going to make videos, you might as well just get a digital camera of really good quality. You can browse these online at:
www.walmart.com
www.target.com
I really suggest getting a digital camera instead because it's a lot better quality & you don't need a mic. =)
Do you know where to get skinny jeans'? And dc's, etnies, dv's, and van shoes at? Thank you in a advance. female. age 13.
You can get ALL of it at the mall. =)
Places like GAP, Macy's, Wet Seal, Charlotte Russe, Pac Sun, Hot Topic, & Zumies will have skinny jeans.
Journey's, Zumies, Pac Sun, & Hot Topic will have vans. Pac Sun, Zumies & Journey's will have all four brands of the shoes. =) Vans will be the cheapest out of everything, just to give you a head's up.
Have fun shopping. =)
I have two ear piercings on my left ear and was thinking of adding another,what do you guys think?should i add one more below with the other two?so it looks like a row of lobe piercings or should i pierce the third one on the upper ear,at the rim bone?
I have 3 piercings in a row on my lobe, and I love it. I had the middle of my ear pierced as my fourth piercing, but I accidentally pierced it too close to the edge, and it ripped out. Don't worry, I didn't feel it.
Anyways, I think 3 ear piercings in a row looks cute, but I'm dying to have the rest of my ear finished.
I got two questions
1) I want a flat stomach how do i get it and if you say cruches how many each day and if you have any other excersies besides cruches please do tell me.
2)How do you make thighs skinner i want skinner thighs any advice ?
Thanks
You've got two questions?
Then ask them in seperate posts. This isn't allowed.
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I don't know what category to choose. Do you know if there's a fast and easy way of dieing? I want to die. People alway's tell me i love you and i trust you and shit. Nope no one does.
I swear . And I don't want to live anymore.
I'm not permitted to answer this question simply because if I give you the answer I want, they nuke my account & ban me for life. I like giving advice here, so no thanks.
Honestly, there's a lot to live for. People lie to you, backstab you, lose your trust, talk about you, and hate you. There's NOTHING you can do about that except accept it. If you don't let the things these people say/do bother you, you're bound to be a really happy person. You however, are letting these things get to you & you're making yourself miserable.
Yhere is honestly a lot to live for, and if you die, that's it. You don't get your life back. People die everyday because of suicide, and you honestly don't know how it affects people until after it happens, and I'm not sure if you believe in God or not; but people who commit suicide surely do not go see God. They spend the rest of their afterlife burning & rotting in hell. Suicide is an easy ticket to hell, so think this through.
Suicide isn't the answer, so you need a counselor.