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I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

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This isn't even a question.

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So when I went to the movies tonight, I kind of gave him a blowjob.


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Can I get pregnant?!!!


P.S. Don't lecture me about how slutty I am, because I'm not. Just please give me the info I need.

No, but you obviously shouldn't be engaging in sexual activity if you know nothing about it.


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I am a girl/13years. I'm thinking of getting a new hair cut. I have brown skin and eyes. My hair color is dark brown. So like what kind of harcuts I should get. My hair right now is like 2 inches below my chest and it is long layered. So any ideas. I don't want to cut it short so like maybe an oval shape in the back instead of it straight? Sidebangs or regular bangs? Any ideas or pictures? Oh and if this helpes any I have more of an oval shaped face. Thanks!

I think you should take maybe 2 inches off, and then get side bangs. It'd be real cute.

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okayyy so i have darkkk brown hair.. with some blonde on the top. my hair was alllll dark almost black before and when i bleached it, it turned out like a yellowy blonde... obviously.. i've had it like this for about a month today. and now i want to dye it back darkk. like almost black.. but i cant get an appointment soon, so i want to do it myself.. well if i put dye over it it will easily dye it darkk right? since i'm putting a darkker color over it.. or will it turn out like orange?
my ex boyfriend had blonde in his hair like towards the back and i dyed it alll dark brown with dye from the store and it turned out fine.. but his blonde was more whitish platnium.. mine is like yellowy sorta.. is it gonna make a difference???
help..?

No, it'll work. My best friend changes hair colors a lot. She goes from burgundy red, to black to bleached all over again. Her hair turns out the same way because her hair is dark as well, and she dyed it black recently & it came out fine.


Just do what the box tells you to do, and it should turn out fine. =)

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what do i do if my dogs coughing up blood?

You take it to the god damn vet before it dies.


Wow. That was pure rocket science.

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Hi, I was wondering,when are the proms usually? and what years of highschool you have them..i think its junior and senior..but plz answer.=]

At my school, prom is usually during May/June. Only juniors & seniors can go. If you're a freshman or a sophomore & an older guy/girl asks you to go to prom with them, then you're allowed to go but other than that, you can't until you reach those grade levels.

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one of my bestfriends and i got ina fight over myspace earlier. she lies alot and she posted a bullitin all made sayin why does everybody say shes scene and why they say shes obsessed with certain bands and why people think she told everyone she cuts. she knows what scene is she says she is she even looked up on how to be scene. she is obsessed with the bands she says it and shows it. she does cut and i would understand why someone would say they didnt im a cutter too we were helping eachother through it but she TOLD EVERYONE she cut and she was showin off her scars and then she did it on the top of her hands wtf and told everyone. i told her and she went off on me sayin i better not talk to her today tomarrow maybe even next week.
i also screwed up my knee and foot with a broken ankle on the other foot. shes beggin me to come to the skating rink because she doesnt have a ride. i went last week with a broken ankle and my foot screwed up. my friends sat down with me because i couldnt take it skating. and she was saying just leave her come skate with me. my friends got mad at her i got pissed 2 stood up for me.
i cant really trust her before this she lied so bad she does anything to make her life sound so much worse or somedays better. she lied sayin she has over a million dollors in her wallet and another time she said her family is on food stamps. she says all her clothes is from hot topic and then she said the only thing she has from hot topic is bracelets i bought her. and all her clothes is pinks and stuff she says she wear all black everyday which i have never seen her like that(i wear black everyday) for myspace she posts fake pictures of scene people and say their her and she has a pic of me wearing all black and with my guy friends and the caption was me rollin with my homies. NONE of her pics are even of her and she says they are. she got me and my friend in the most trouble any of my friends have ever got in there was authority. she just acts like so many people mainly me and no its not even a little complimentary ITS PISSING ME OFF but i do still love her but i dont know why. the whole time weve been friends its screwed up my life and shes screwin up hers. none of my family or other friends trust her but our friends dont see it. were only 13 what can i do?! this has caused me so many bad things i lost alot of old friends but most of them will only like me when im not around my friend. i dont get this ANY OF IT. please help me with all u can for her sake and mine?!

Honestly, if your friend is this much of a liar, and a backstabber, then why are you friends with her? I realize you're helping her get through her cutting, but she needs professional help. Sorry, but a 13 year old can't help another 13 year old stop cutting, it just doesn't happen. You need to refer her to your school counselor & get her help.


To tell you the complete & honest truth, I hate girls like your friend. She lies, she's completely fake, she doesn't know shit about life, she wants attention and she just acts like she's the shit & she just wants sympathy. People like that are annoying and hanging out with them will only drag you down as well. She's already begun to make you crash & fall so I honestly suggest you get this girl some help, and then stop hanging out with her slowly until the friendship is completely over. She's delusional, and she won't figure that out by you telling her.

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I've been buying heels lately and trying to break them in but I just hate it. When I wear them out I always end up bloody-heeled. It always skins the back of my foot and I have to take them off. I try to wear band-aids with them but they always slide off. Its inevitable... I always get my heels cut up! I step on the backs of the shoes to make them softer but still... OUCH!!

Any tips??

As Laura said, you might be buying them a little small for your foot, and that's what makes them uncomfortable. Try going up a size & see if that helps. Also, if it's a heel you need to strap like a belt, I suggest you don't go to the last whole, try strapping it on the second one.

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My freshman Homecoming is next Friday, and I need to lose as much weight as possible by then because My dress looks pretty bad on me. What can I do to make everything smaller? I'm going with this guy that I really like, and I want to impress him.

You can't lose a lot of weight in a week, so you won't be able to lose much. Maybe 3-4 pounds if you do it properly & healthy.

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Can you use your body wash as a shampoo?

Yeah.

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If a guy wears a lot of rubberbands around his wrist, what does that mean?

Either he cuts himself, or he thinks it's really fashionable.

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well i havent had my period for 4 months is it normal???...ive only masterbated with my cuzzins and thats it they r girls so is it normal???

It depends how old you are. Did you just get your period for the first time a few months ago? If so, then it's sort of normal to miss your period like that. When you first get it, it's really irregular & sort of comes & gos whenever it wants. However, if you've had it, then no, it's not normal & you need to see a doctor.

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has neone tried it? is it bad?

i odnt do it, im just asking.

I've been fingered before, but I prefer not to do it myself. But you can, and no, it's not bad. It's normal & very healthy for you.

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I dated someone for almost 3 years and the entire time it was a long distance relationship. He was the best thing I've known. We broke up about a year and half ago and it's been about 2 years since we have seen each other. He lives in the Bay Area now and I'm in Texas. Around Thanksgiving I will be traveling for business to the Bay Area and I'm wondering if I should call or email him and let him know. I would love to see him. He's the only one I've ever loved. However, at the same time he might be seeing someone or he might not even be interested. I made mistakes during our relationship and that is why it ended. It was my fault. I've tried to make it better and redeem myself, but it hadn't worked for me in the past. So to make matters worse, not only do I miss him tremendously, but I feel very guilty, too. Help! Do I keep trying since I'll actually be local? Or should I just let it go?

Call him and tell him you'll be in the area & would like to catch up, but doing anything more than that would be wrong for the both of you.


You'll never move on if you dwell in the past.

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im going out with my boyfriend 2morrow and his friend said its about time we should snog.
but how?
ive never snogged before and i dont know how!
please help!!!

Urbandictionary.com says:


"Snogging is to play tonsil hockey."


Basically, you're making out.

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I told this guy I like him. He said he likes me back but, doesn't want to go out or whatever because he say's he's going to hurt me. I asked him do you want to hurt me, He said I never want to hurt you. Then the next day I saw him with this girl and looked like they we're going out. And he's going to call me later on to probably. Do you think that is some lame excuse not to go out with me? Thank you for any advice. And do you think I should move on and just forget about him?

Yeah, definitely move on & forget about him. You saw him with some other chick which definitely could've been some lame excuse not to be with you.


Whatever the case, forget about him.

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what's so different about college as opposed to high school besides going away and living on your own?

- There's a lot of class/major selections.
- You pay a lot of money for it.
- Everything is more serious.
- Dorm life/roomates.
- Meal plans.

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what are muffin tops ? and is it sexy

It's when your jeans are too tight & your fat hangs over them.


Uh, it's not sexy, it's disgusting.

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how much will it cost to just buy a new one and then activate that one? like i already have the plan and eveyrthing, how much is it to just buy a new one and activate that one

You'd have to talk to a T-Mobile salesperson about this.


Honestly, I'd imagine it all depends on whether or not you have a warranty or not. If you have the warranty still, it probably won't cost you much to replace it, but I don't think warranty or insurance will cover this.

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i always have sex with my boyfriend but somtimes we do a foursome can i ever get pregnet from any of them?

If you're having unprotected sex with more than one person, even if your boyfriend gives consent, you're putting yourself at risk for STD's.


And yes, you can get pregnant. It doesn't matter how many people you have sex with at the same time, you can get pregnant if there's no condom.


Wow, if you didn't know that, then you shouldn't even be having sex. Get a HIV test & use condoms next time before you corrupt the world with kids you shouldn't be having.

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