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I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.

I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

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Okay, so I just started going out with this boy. I've never hooked up with anyone before. So I've hooked up with him a couple times, but I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with my tounge. He puts his tounge in my mouth, but I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Please explain. =]

You're supposed to massage his tounge with yours.

If that sounds hard to do, I'll give you a Google Search, and you can find some tips.

what can i say to make a guy horny?
say, not do. SAY!
thanks.

Tell him you're undressing him with your eyes.

If he doesn't like you back though, he might think you're really weird. So make sure the guy likes you first.

i have a girlfriend right now. ive been with her for 2 years. i love her to death. were both 20 years old. the thing is, shes the first girl ive been with. it doesnt matter to be because im really in love with her and i know i cant live without her. so ive been with guys all my life before her. the other night...i was at a party [she wasnt there] and this guy was all over me. he was SO CUTE. but i dont like guys. i dont think theyre bodies are attractive. just their faces i think? i have no idea! im so confused. ive been thinking about this guy all weekend. what is going on? i have no idea what to do.. i really like him. i also have a class with him a few times a week to make it a little harder for me to get him off my mind! :[

Is it just his face you're attracted to, or did you like his personality as well? He might've been all over you because maybe you vibed him that you might've been bi-sexual or maybe even gay so he assumed you were & decided to hit on you.

Since you stated that you like him, you might be bi-sexual. However, don't say that you are immeadiately. You need to give this a lot of thinking, and you need to be absolutely serious about this. Your sexual orientation is nothing to joke about. Don't come out as something unless you're absolutely positive because the more people you tell before you're absolutely sure, the harder it'll be once you realize that you're not. They'll think you're a liar, & it just won't be good.

Anyways, think about this long & hard. Once you are absolutely positive about your sexual orientation, talk with your girlfriend & see what she says. If you'd like more help, you may email me at whoaitstinaxx@aol.com and I'd be willing to give you more help. I have lots of friends who are bi-sexual & gay, so I like to think I have lots of experience in this department.

so me and my boyfriend were having sex and my lips totally blew up and got huge i have no idea why it didnt go away til like the next night what was that why did it blow up it scared me?

Were you kissing a lot? I've heard of people kissing so much that their lips swelled up. It'll go down eventually, and it did so no worries. Just try not to kiss as much during sex.

If you don't think that's it, you could always call Planned Parenthood and ask them. They would probably have a better chance of helping you.

I lost alot of my friends when I was devouted to my old boyfriend; he hardly ever let me see them. Now, my best friend barely wants to see me. Everyone has made time with new people and made new friends. I've tried embracing new people and spending time with old friends, but it just doesn't seem to work. Everyone has their own little group in high school and I'm just a floater; things are just getting harder and harder. I don't even have my boyfriend anymore, what should I do? I've tried everything.

Write notes to your old friends explaining why you drifted away, and how you're really sorry about everything that went on. Tell them about how he said you couldn't see that & that you could've told him you'd do what you wanted, but you didn't have the courage to, and you're sorry for not sticking up for them & for yourself.

If you explain everything in the note, and give a really sincere apology, they might just come around & talk with you again. But, there still is a little chance of doubt.

"blue skies, peeking from my window. its a new dayyy pushing away the shadows!"

i was wondering if anyone knows what that song is... its from the new Canadian coffee mate commercial... "milk is good for many things, only coffee mate is good for coffee...even when milks around" or something like that...

Google those lyrics.

Has anyone here tried out for futures, the USA Field Hockey Program?
I want to tryout really badly, and I asked my coach and she said I should, but I'm really nervous for it. The deadline to sign up for tryouts is October 4th, and I need to figure out fast if I should try out.
So, if you have tried out or know something about tryouts:
what should I expect to do for tryouts?
is it a really intense atmosphere?
what kind of drills are involved with tryouts?
are there a lot of people there?
how much running is involved?

And anything else you feel like mentioning about it.
I would tryout in the NH location, as it's nearest to me, if that makes a difference.
Thankss.

I've never played Field Hockey a day in my life, but if you really want to try out - why should fear & the fact you're nervous hold you back? Pursue what you want because you want to & don't let anything hold you back.

Does this place thing have a website? Google it & see if they have stuff you need to know how to do or whatever before you tryout, that way you can practice it & be ready.

how do you put pictures on aim?

I personally don't think you can, but Google might have what you're looking for.

where can i get a cheap homecoming dress? i want it black and or red thats kind of a punk style but still sexy..pics would be great...plez just dont name jcpeeny,macys,deb,ect...i know those...thank you

Try DEB, or Macy's.

okay, so i have lime wire. and i wanted to get a different skin.. but everytime i go to view, apply skins, and click get more skins. & i download a skin, i have no clue how to mmake them work.
someone please help me!
THANK YOUUUU

I've never had to download a skin for my Limewire when I wanted to change it.

I usually just click the skin I want & it restarts my Limewire. Then my Limewire has the skin I selected, and everything is back to normal.

k so peope have these syellar layout/backgrounds that arent the ones they provide. so like where do you guys get them?

p.s. please dont just tell me photpobucket or anything/ tell em how to get them on tha site.

Do you mean on this site?

If so, you can go on Photobucket or Tinypic & search "backgrounds." A lot of sutff with show up & then you click the one you want, and get the IMG code. Take the [IMG][/IMG] tags off the end. Go into column settings, and then put it where it says to put a URL for the background.

If you mean for MySpace:

Sites like www.createblog.com & Google will have everything you need.

Where can you get sex bracelets from?if it helps i live in al

Probably at Spencer's.

is Jaslene from america's next top model deaf? my mom said she is, but i dont think she is. i've also heard shes a transsexual. is that true too?

Deaf people usually talk funny. She didn't, so I honestly doubt it unless she uses hearing aids that are invisible because I never saw them.

And I doubt she's a transexual. They sometimes do nude shoots & they usually do one every cycle, so I doubt she is.

These things you've been hearing are probably rumors.

I want to get a tattoo... but I don't want to go to a tattoo shop becuase I don't want AIDs or any other STDs that can be passed on through needles. So is there anyway I could get a tattoo by myself? Like buy one off ebay?

Are you serious?

Tattoo parlors are EXTREMELY clean unless you go to a place that people have said are bad&dirty. If you hear of a place being dirty, it's apparent that you don't go there. Check a list of really good tattoo parlors in your city. The ones high on the list are better at what they do, but may be more expensive, however - very much worth it. Tattoo shops usually open everything in front of you, and if they don't - that is your cue to leave & go somewhere else.

Wow, I just cannot even believe you'd think of buying your needles from the internet. That has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. =X

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk.

"Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

"What size?" The kid embarassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

Lmao, he jizzed.

My boyfriend and I both work at Six Flags, and we're both seventeen years old. On October 4th, we're going to an employee party and we wanted to dress up for the costume contest. The two ideas we had in mind, were:

- Fifties couple.
- Bacon & Eggs.
[http://www.spirithalloween.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/products.detail/categoryID/66EEC82B-8D52-4DBE-93F9-28D6C0F1C6AD/productID/766701EA-C27A-4509-AE20-E24A64A01F9E?UTM_Campaign=FR&CAWELAID=52226658]
That's the picture to the bacon & eggs costume, so you can get an idea of what it would look like. Me and my boyfriend are known for being funny, so I think we'd be able to pull off the bacon & eggs thing, yet, I think the fifties couple would be nicer in a way.

We'd also, probably go trick or treating with his little sister, so we'd wear it then. Also, there's events downtown where people dress up, so yeah.

Any ideas would be appreciated. We'd like to dress up as like, things that go together. Not like separate if that makes sense.
(: Thank you very much.

Couples:

- Joe Demaggio [sp?] & Marilyn Monroe.
- Jack & Sally.
- Any Disney couple, basically.
- Celebrity couples.

Anything like that is cute. You can always be a doctor & a sexy nurse or something like that.

There was this show on the "n" its usualy on late. And there was this girl Darah who had daek hair [redish brown] and she was one of those weird artsy people and she always watched this show call weird sick world which was also the name of the magazine she read. She had a really preppy sister whom was blonde and stupid. He dad was a push over the mom was a blonde who worked a lot they also ate lasnga every night.

HELP! What was it called!?

Her sister wasn't blonde.
She didn't watch Weird Sick World.
It was Sick Sad World.
And her name is Daria.

You can more than likely watch episodes of it on Youtube.

do your breast get bigger if you rub them?

No.

whats anal sex?

What is Google.com?

How come guys r such pervs

Immaturity, hormones, testosterone..

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