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I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

advice

sry, i forgot to mention-we dont talk much. I'd be happy if we ever said (literally not joking) 2-3 words to each other!!! please help!!!

Just because you don't talk much doesn't mean that you can't start. Do you have his number? If so, call him up. If you don't, get it from your friend & call him.


Talk to him & make plans to hang out or whatever when it's possible.

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i know this is a weird question but what does and orgasim feel like.

You can't really explain how it feels. It's kind of like a buildup & it makes you tense, but then your muscles loosen up & it makes you feel really good?


I don't know, it's really hard to explain.

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ok so a when I was younger, there was this boy who liked me, but I couldnt stand him. like really couldnt. but now, years later, (ok like 3 lol) I'm having second thoughts. this summer, I found myself wishing I hadnt been so closed-minded when I was younger. one time, my friend said that he was asking about me, but I'm not sure if she was telling the truth, or just trying to make me happy. I've asked her, and she says that he really did talk to her. my friends spent their summer driving me crazy about him. one time they even yelled to him and made me say hi. I'm confused and I miss him a lot. I miss seeing him almost everyday in the summer... and I would do anything to see him again soon and not have to wait until next summer (which is probably what will happen. I mean, maybe I'll see him around Christmas time or something, but just maybe)

please help!

I'm not sure if you're starting to like him back, or if you really just miss his company because you didn't say.


I think that now that you're older you realize how immature & mean you were being & you're starting to mature. You're beginning to see your mistakes as a child & you really wanna make up for them.


When you see him again, spend some time with him & just chill out. You're smarter now, so take action.

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Yesterday evening my parents went out for a meal and me and my friend decided to drink a bottle of champagne we got very drunk and went out for a bit when we came home my parents friends were around along with my neighbours. Inever get to see the friends which had come down from somerset it was there last day staying with my nieghbours i just said hello to them and walked up the stairs i didnt want to go in the room because i was to drunk. When i was upstairs my parents were shouting emily come down and chat with us say hello i just shouted im trieed sorry and "no" I feel so bad my parents said i was really rude and i dont no what to say to my neighbours when i see them! ??? HELP

I don't really see the problem here. You were "tired," so that's really not your fault.


When you see them, just explain the situation. Say that you had a long day, & were really exhausted & needed to get to bed ASAP. I'm pretty sure they'll understand.


It's honestly NOT a big deal.

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My mom is 47, and for Christmas, I want to get her a really good book. Not a book about sex. And she is a christan.

If you could, tell me the best book to get her, and the best book you have ever read.

You can get her a Chicken Noodle Soup for the "Insert name thing here" Soul books. Those are usually a really good read, and the stories are really touching. Your mom might like that.


If you don't wanna buy that, try getting her a book like Night, or To Kill A Mockingbird. Get her a classic that you think she really might love.

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So I broke up with my boyfriend, kinda. We're 'taking a break'. He says he'll wait for me but I don't have much time. I just... don't know what to do because I don't know how I feel about him and it's not fair to leave him hanging. He's a great guy but he's hurt a lot of girls before, and he has cheated on me but 'he didn't go far'. I might have feelings for this other guy but it could never work because he's always high and in trouble. So fuck. I'm confused. What should i do?

If your boyfriend has cheated on you before, there is nothing to be 'confused' about. It doesn't matter how far he went, what matters is that he cheated on you. Why you settled to take him back thinking he'd somehow change is beyond me. I try not to go by 'Once a cheater, always a cheater' because some people really do change, but he's hurt girls before; so why did you think he wouldn't do that to you.


If this other kid is always high & in trouble, what is so attractive about him? There's nothing wrong with getting in trouble every once in a while because everyone needs excitement, but nobody should need drugs to have fun. Both of these guys sound pretty lame, so I honestly think you should stay single for a while. You're so confused on what to do that getting back into a relationship would probably hurt you. Your best bet is to stay single.

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How do you get a backround and a picture on your advice column?


Take your picture that you want, upload it to Tinypic. Get the IMG code, but take the [IMG][/IMG] tags off the end. Go into your profile settings on Advicenators, then put it where it says to put a URL to your picture.


For a background, search Photobucket or Tinypic for them, and get the IMG code, take the tags off again & this time go under Column Settings on Advicenators. You'll see that it asks for a background img, so put the code in & then click submit.


If you need colors;


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15/f
i would like to go on birth control, and i live in New York. Is there any way i can get this myself? Or do i need to go to a doctor to perscribe it? because i'm scared if i ever do become sexually active a condom might break.

If i can't get this myself, what is the best brand of condoms to use? Will the most expensive brand work the best?

Thanks in advance

You can get birth control at Planned Parenthood, and if you cannot get it, then the best condoms to use are Trojans. However, they're expensive.

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Why am i so horny and what do i do about it.

Hormones make you horny.


Masturbate.

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honestly
is a 3.95 weighted gpa bad?
i dont know if i can apply to schools like nyu with it

That's a pretty good GPA. I'm not sure if you could get into NYU with it, but there's not a reason to say you can't try.

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Hello is this a scam or is it really for free cause i don't want to enter my address adn everything and when it arrives they ask me for money

http://home.freepay.com/AU

It's more than likely a scam.

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what does hemp have to do with weed

It's just a part of the marijuana but you can use it for completely different things.

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On MTV The Hills, what do Whitney and Lauren actually do? Like what is the name of their job?

They're interns. They just set everything up for the workers who are higher than them. They eventually get promoted.

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yeah my friend bryan told me about runescape and said that i should create a profile of myself, bbut i have no idea what its for, you know like m*yspace is for meeting ppl and talking to them, and advicenators is for getting advice, but what is runescape for?

It's just a game. It's not really for anything; but fun.

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im 13 year old girl and thinking of joining kidnation 2.. um do you think this is a good idea or will i regret it in the future?

I think it's a good idea.

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i wanna get a eyebrow wax.. do they hurt really bad or not really? and how long will it take before it stops hurting.. or right after the wax will it look perfect? cause im thinking of getting one for the first time tomorrow before my school dance. thanks! 13/f

The amount of pain depends on how much hair you have. If you have a lot, it'll hurt more. If you barely have any, it'll sting for a little but then it'll just go away.


The skin will turn red after, but that goes away in about a day.

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wat are some signs of diabetes i really need to know cause i think i might have im so worried

only search advicenators.com

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whats the healthiest way to do dry your hair when you get out of the shower; without it frizzing?

Towel dry, or just let it dry by itself [without a towel].

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Hi, I really love hair cuts scene kids have. Does anyone have any tips or photos of hairstyles I could show or explain to a hairdresser and they would understand and cut my hair that way? Thanks.

Search about all of MySpace. Eventually you'll come across someone with a hairstyle you love & then print out a picture of them & see if the hairstylist can do it.

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i was wondering what people thought about student and teacher in a relationship. what do you think about it?

It's illegal, disgusting & tacky.


Both can get in a lot of trouble; but the teacher can get it worse. I suggest you don't do it.

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