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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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I don't want to be just cool with this guy that I really like. I want to be more than friends, but I don't know where to start. It's usually not that hard for me to talk to somebody. But he really makes me weak and when I try to talk to him, the words won't come out right. I don't know how to tell him. Because if I'm the only one feelin, he might not want to talk to me anymore. I don't know if I only feel that way. I think he likes me, but I'm not sure. How can I tell him how I feel with out wreckin our friendship? (link)
just tell him. guys tend to be ok with being friends with girls that like him. but chances are he likes you too, go for it.


16/f/ca. I've been in one beauty pageant in my whole life, and that was two years ago. Lately I've been thinking about doing more pageants and getting me involved. I really want to go into performing (especially commercial acting/modeling). Do you think this is a good way to gain experience in place of doing school plays/musicals (I hate our drama teacher/director with a passion...)? It was also a lot of fun the first time I did it. I'm not TOTALLY into winning...just as long as I have a good time with all the other girls, I'll be happy.

I guess my question is, do you think this is a good way to gain experience into the performing/acting field, or would it just be a waste of time? (link)
well it definitely wont hurt. socal and you hate the drama director? is it mrs brown?


I'm a chick.. I always stay with my best friend when she is home alone.. latly she has been asking me to experiment with her.. we have made out/french kissed.. you know, nothing "down there".. but she asked me if I ever wanted to experiment "dowthere" so we did.. just fingering.. but now she wants to emo.. what the fuck do I do?!?! (link)
err i dont know what EMO is i jsut thought it was a bad kind of music jsut tell her no or something really. or if you are curious go for it, and dont listen to that stupid homophobe down there below me somewhere.


I was wonderin if you knew any software to download music for free cause we tried to pay for it before it was only supposed to be 2 dollars a month and they charged us 4,754 dollars so i wanted to know if there was a good free one besides kazaa and winmx (link)
grokster and bittorrent


dear all males and any girl that has an idea,

what do guys like getting for valantines day? (link)
blowjobs


is Ebay really a bad site to use... cuz my parents dont really like to put alot of info out into the internet but theres this really cute bag i want on Ebay. can some one please explain to me how it works ...and does it work well? (link)
ebay.com is really famous and secure. its fine.


Im going out with this guy i really like but when ever we talk on the phone theirs nothing to talk about. I dontknow wht to do it can get akward. Im not shy im far from that anyone would say that but its just i cant think of anything to say can you help? (link)
phone sex


I tried to ask a question about Advicenators, but the monerater people deleted it. I know when they do that, you have to do the search options. But, I don't know how to work the search options! Now I can't ask my question or look for one similar to it. Please help! (I rate 5's for everyone if that will make you help me!!) (link)
jee maybe its cuz your question deserved to be deleted? search function? its under give advice its carled search questions http://advicenators.com/qsearch.php tehres a link right to it


i have this friend that i've known since 4th grade (we're now seniors). i love her to death but there are some things that make me really ticked off about her. lately, she has given up at everything in which she can't succeed. we do the same sport, and she is quitting. she used to be really really good at it (she was #1 on the team for a while), but she hasn't been as good because she really stopped trying. also, she is considering dropping one of her ap classes because she is getting a c+. she always complains about how the teacher doesn't grade anything and how the whole class is failing, but i talk to others in the class and they say that it's not true and that the problem is her. if she drops this class, she'll be a valedictorian. if she doesn't, she won't. all of my friends and i think that she should stick it out because colleges will like her getting a c+ and then working her way up to a b/b+ (because we know it's possible) rather than her dropping a challenging class. what do you think she should do and if you think she should stick it out, do you have any ideas for us to tell her? nothing seems to be working... (link)
being valedictorian is 100 times more impresive, she should drop


is it true that you can use lemon juice to bring out your natural highlights? if so, how do you apply it? (link)
just squirt it and rub it into your hair then sit out in the sun for a hour or two.


ok, i am NOT the fighting kind of person... but i called this one girl a whore because she told me to stfu. but now she wants to fight me and i`m NOT gonna fight her.... shes not exactly skinny and she has a lot of mexican friends... im not scared of her at all... but should i tell her that i`m not gonna fight her, or should i just go with the flow... i dont want ppl to htink ii`m scared of her for not fighting her.... its just i knoe that if we fight... we`re still gonna hate eachother so wuts the point..?

i hope you can help... xOx (link)
tell her go mow a lawn for a quarter an hour or soemthing. no im kidding dont lol. just say you dont wana fight and walk away. it takes mroe courage not to fight then it does to fight becasue youre risking ridicule. just walk away


okay there are two girls who are really pretty who are in my grad(7th). but heres the problem, o dont know who to choose! both think im really funny but one has a popular bf but hes not that handsomeand i can tell shes losing interested in him. the other girl is free but has a crush on every "cute" boy in the class. there also both really popular. so my question is which one? p.s. i rate high for an answer that deosnt piss me off. (link)
go for the one that doesnt have a bf, that way you dont end up getting into a fight. jsut keep an eye on her make sure she doesnt stray.


Do you think its wrong for a tenth grader to like a seventh grader even if the seventh grader is supposed to be in eighth grade? Im a female tenth grader and theres this male seventh grader thats hella kewl....what do you think?
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2 years assuming your of normal age to be in 10th grade that makes you what 15? so the guy is 13? well my super duper formula
13/4=3.25
13+3.25=16.25

so yes its ok, a bit iffy becasue not everyone knows hes suposed to be in 8 and not in 7th but hey age is jsut a number and love knows no bounds. i was a senior and i went out with a freshman so thats basically the same thing.


my friends are always asking me to do stuff but not together like they all want me to do something with them sepratley. i never no witch one to choose i just want to hang out with all of them but they kinda don't get along wat do i do? (link)
have them take turns really quite simple. or try to work soemthing out that you can all do togher


What do you do if you like this one guy lets say his name is Brian but he has a girlfriend and at lunch time he comes and sits next to me and talks to me when he could talk to 5 other grls and he always is flirting with me.Do i tell him i like him? Help!!!!!!! E-mail me at TexashotT04@aol.com if you would like!! thanks (link)
no you dont, he has a girlfriend hes jsut being nice to you. guys can be nice to a girl without it being about sex.... wait no thats a lie hes probably hoping to go out with you when he and his gf break up so jsut wait till then.


ok heres the issue-
theres this guy at my school(lets call him josh) and me and josh always hang out at school. about the second day after we started hanging out, josh started to flirt with me. ALOT. the problem is hes a senior, and i think he has a girlfriend, but she doenst go to our school. should i flirt back???
thanks (link)
well you didnt tell us how old you are but if youre both in high school go ahead and flirt back


i love my boyfriend so much and we get along so well and i dont know how to express my feelings..he just takes my breath away..how can i let him know how i feel?like i can share anythign with him but im so scared to tell him how i truely feel about him (link)
physically is the best choice lol.


what is grind the movie about? is it any good? (link)
its about skateboarding, it sucks.7


how do you tell a girl you love her?cause every time i say it i feel wierd. (link)
its supposed to feel a little weird jsut say i love you


Well lately I have been going thru a lot of porn sites and I have been as a result masturbating a lot, and can’t concentrate on studies and work properly, and can’t stop watching too. Help me give a good advice to avoid this, I am pretty much hooked to this shit. And all orgasms, groans and moans in porn movies are real or its just made up???
And they take cum shots and sperms inside their mouth yuck, doesn’t it cause stds etc?

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porn jubt like the rest of hollywood is fake. the cum shots are fake too, and porn actors aire testet for STDs on a regular basis. and to stop whenever you get the urge try watching gay porn insteod




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